Hey user

>hey user
>you're cute
>wanna hang out later and talk about cars
wat do?

>bends over hood of car

>flashes Miata keys

The girls have forsaken you, user. But Chad has always been there waiting.

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No thanks not a faggot

Good luck with the shit-dick and cocksucking though

I don't date dudes but I could always use new car buds.
>not friendzoning gay dudes

Kek

mr regular pls go

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>This thread
well, since it's already started, can we talk about how hard it is to find gay dudes who're into cars?
>tfw no bf to talk cars with
It's so hard to find any gay guy who even knows what a camshaft is.

If you friendzone them they will continuously make passes at you, and innuendo everywhere, because you are still offering them hope.

What is a camshaft?

It's not like a lot of people are into cars anyways. Being gay doesn't really help that.

Ugh, what's up with his nipples? They're not even roid nips

Realize my own prejudice against someone this well groomed would be interested in someone like me. Also speculate he is being sarcastic and mean. But politely reject him since not interested in being gay.

Yes we can talk about WHY IS THIS ALLOWED in between all the gay sex

homophobes spotted

i gave up on finding a car guy and instead looked for a guy who had other similar interests like weed and video games and yoga

One messaged me on Grindr last week. He couldn't meet up because he had to fix his shitbox truck. He's cute though. And he has a 7" dick.

enjoy sucking your shit off someone else's dick you disgusting faggot

>women don't do that

t. homophobe

God I wish my bf was into cars

i wish i had a bf
;~;
>tfw fuccboi skelton twink, no one believes your homo when you tell them

desu not gay but willing to learn

It's not like skinny twinky guys have any issues getting some. If they don't believe you just kiss a guy in front of them

>tfw you see someone posting improved versions of OC you posted

Feels damn good.

>tfw bf is hot, hung, into cars and is also part of superior Holden captive import LS master race

Fucking after a night at the track is p good you guys.

Living the dream

Hold onto him. When's the wedding?

Gayest. . . Thread. . . Ever. . .

j e l l y as fuck

You should learn to douche, you douche.

Why don't Miata drivers and fans embrace this? no one would ever take their undies off for my car. Not even a homeless bum.

I would take my undies off for a 2000GT. Then I'd fuck its tailpipe.