How do I get that street walker/hooker smell out of my car? I've sprayed my floor mats, used disinfectant wipes every time afterwards, black ice, washing the car and vacuuming, but the fucking smell still sticks. I've become nearly desensitized to it but when other people get in the car and make notice of it, the smell hits me head on. It just stinks. I want my old car smell back, leather. Anybody else ever deal with this and fixed it before? It's becoming a serious nuisance.
Pro tip: Real prostitutes never hang into your window like this, it's either a cop or thief. Avoid.
Isaac Long
Pro tip with sites like pof sluts are like pizzas they come to you when you want them if you're not a land whale acne infested Mongol
Christopher Bell
Too much work bruh and I rather pay $20-$40 for some sloppy head that's much easier
Angel Robinson
What do hookers smell like?
Henry Hernandez
Step one Craigslist fetlife tinder Step two sex Step three repeat.
Wyatt Hughes
>a few mice get into my car >Smell won't leave I know your pain bro, also I just use sites for girls, not going to get some street whore
Ayden Reyes
Like a lot of scents it's hard to describe. But you can smell some cum, a lot of saliva, and sweat in one mixture. You also got their body odor too, which seems to be very universal. It's a terrible scent to get stuck in your car though, literally impossible to get out. That's why it's better to just do incalls or outcalls and not car fun unless the girl smells fresh, but then you got the cum and saliva that will stink your car up for eternity too.
I use both backpage and streetwalkers. I also do car visits with some girls from backpage.
Brody Cox
In my experience the line between a slut and a whore is pretty soft. Like a whore who "loves" you might as well be a slut and a slut in desperate times may as well be a whore. They both smell the same.
Ryder Morgan
so do cops really dress up like prostitutes? Like in that south park episode.
Levi Wright
That's fucking gross, Man. Either get more discerning about girls' hygiene or cut back on your slut budget and use some of that money to see a psychiatrist because you may be developing delusions.
Colton Scott
So best way to get a smell out is? I use night shift to get a girl with reviews. I've been messing with an older woman who gives great head, buy I want to see some younger white girls
Carson Fisher
Whores are illegal in all of America except parts of Nevada. I'm too afraid of being arrested for wanting to pay for a woman to suck my dick without taking her out to dinner.
Nathaniel Myers
Id assume pussy ass and sweat
Landon Rodriguez
I was too, for the first time have them come to your place
Brody Phillips
Independent escorts are the fucking best. You meet in her own apartment, she doesn't rush things, she cuddles and chats with you afterwards etc.
Benjamin Morales
Isn't calling a prostitution service almost always police trap? Seriously I am beyond paranoid about this kind of thing. If I ever smoked weed I'd probably go insane.
Jason Jackson
You can get the same from any woman on a dating site
Lincoln Walker
I'm concerned about the latter too. I am getting more angrier everyday and prostitutes help let go of some of the stress and rage temporarily.
Asher Parker
This. Just like a slut - or even your sweet little innocent girlfriend after you've been out slutting her up against trees in the woods - or even a girl who's just real wet for you but you only took out to smoke her weed. Yeah, like a fat one in one of those fat girl empire waist dresses they like to wear? That's as strong as any 3 sluts right there.
Matthew Williams
Called it, Bro. You need another outlet.
Carter James
I'm not good with women. I can get one night stands and pull girls at nightclubs but it just feels so empty and I feel like a piece of shit after. The girls I actually care for never reciprocate and go out with someone else.
I think I'm gonna stop going to clubs altogether since recently the girl I had feelings for went out with my friend and it caused me to rethink a few things.
Luke Ortiz
>So you want him to pick up male prostitutes now?
Jaxon Moore
What do you have against the natural order that results in prostitutes?
Jose Thompson
You need to learn to engage in the hollow sham of a "relationship" the sluts want. Keep at LEAST two of those up in the air. This will give you the confidence to not get crushed when your attempts on a girl you like does something you don't. You can literally "go to one of your sluts". There's a reason that's a meme. Dudes are low-key doing it all around you all the time btw. Once the blinders fall from your eyes you see it everywhere.
Xavier Diaz
I mean, I understand what you're getting at but use a site and then Google the girls number to see if she has reviews
Jaxon Flores
I hate the gymbrodude culture so I never want to go to a gym. I think I'm destined to suicide because nothing ever seems to make me happy and I'm just tired with everything in life. Nothing interests me and I don't even have any friends. All I do is work and on my off days I post shit threads like this. Same thing nearly every fucking day. Thankfully my work schedule is published 2 weeks ahead of time so time goes a lot faster when I look at that.
Caleb Carter
I lost interest in keeping sluts about.
Jace Fisher
Every board on Veeky Forums is overflowing with faggots. There are literally faggots in this thread right now giving advice or at the very least, guys who would instantly go faggot if the right dude showed them sincere attention. I want him to save himself while he still can.
Adrian Cruz
But see Veeky Forums is the user version of brodudes. There are plenty of guys who just work out alone at home and never show their faces or even their bodies. That other user probably thinks that dudes looking at other dudes' bodies is gay but it's not gay to be proud of your gains it's not gay to inspire or encourage others.
Ian Foster
raw tuna
Dylan Kelly
Stop turning tricks in your car
David Miller
obligatory. Veeky Forums scares me when they put their minds to something.
Hunter Cruz
Touch your butthole and smell your finger. 70% similarity.
William Ward
Reminds me of the /v/ thread where they argued how many pieces you could cut a person into with just 3 or so sword swings.
Lucas Phillips
Straight the fuck up. Visit a normal fucking escort in her apartment. Dont fuck with the ones in an hourly rate. Those streetwalkers you can probably talk them into unprotected sex for a little extra and thats the kind you avoid like the plague because lolstd when she nicks your dick with her teeth
Matthew Harris
I thought unprotected oral was safe?
Austin Cruz
you gave a hooker oral?
Nathan Wood
>what is oral herpes
Carter Bailey
Someone must've been trolling me but I saw an image explaining why an unprotected blowjob was safe so long as she doesn't break skin with her teeth like said.
Julian Peterson
the hell is that kind of a smell?
Josiah Robinson
>Tfw I went to an amp and went down on the mamasan
Lots of hair on that old pussy
Eli Taylor
it's like you're describing me
Josiah Turner
Nigga if you cant suck a snakebite out you cant suck a hooker out bro
And even if you can, just why dude. Risk vs reward. What the fuck reward is there for eating a hooker out?
Josiah Thompson
no one chooses to be a sex worker/slave
Christian Sanders
This thread has now become a guide for how to have protected sex with a prostitute.
Carson Robinson
I' ve never had the problem, but the hotel where I work had one of those industrial-size ozonizer, to get rid of foul smell on the room.
I thibk one of those carwash had those
Dominic Ramirez
Not true. While nobody chooses to be a slave, some have chosen to be sex workers. The money is good, and in spots the industry is regulated.
A friend of mine did it for two years in Nevada. Made about 90K/year average after taxes and such. She said it was fun, but it was time to do something different.
Jace Cook
ozium
I spray it in my car whenever I need to drive my mom somewhere. My car smells dank even when I don't have any weed/pipes/etc in the cabin
Ian King
try this
Ryan Ward
>How do I get that street walker/hooker smell out of my car?
Short of using one of those small handheld rug/car shampoo machines, you can use the cleaner at most supermarkets. You spray it on, it foams up, you gently rub the foam into the surface of the fabric. Don't push the foam deep into the fabric because that just pushes grime into the cushion material. Let it dry. Vacuum out the foam and debris that the dry foam encapsulated. You may have to repeat a few times. But that method works in removing buttsweat that soaked into your car seat and smells like sex and fecalcoliform bacteria. The smell never goes away because the bacteria are revived from moisture and body heat when other people sit in the car.
Those people who sit in your car thus end up cross-contaminated with a little bit of grunge.
Hunter Richardson
Dude. Honestly I sold my car when it got that bad.
Julian Brooks
sprinkle baking soda, wait 24 hours, vacuum
Eli Foster
This thread reminds me of when my mom went on some weird food fad diet that had her only washing like once a week. Some detox bullshit.
Her car also died and I had to drive her to something I forget what
The smell of fermenting cunt was overpowering. That stink does not come out.
Later. My GF at the time got in the car and started screaming that I'd been cheating on her because she smelled the stank of ripe cunt Argument ensued. thanksmom.jpg
Long story short... I went to a junkyard and got a "new" passenger seat that smelled of cigarettes, lost a GF and my mom got sepsis from her special bullshit detox diet.
Chase Perez
holy water?
Brayden Williams
This guy gets it
Gavin Ross
Web 2.0 sluts are terrible. The amount of time you have to invest in it relative to old craigslist pisses me off. RIP old craiglist no one left there but the real freaks
Charles Campbell
>not wiping well enough so that you can touch your hole with no stink attached
Ian Allen
Oh, I was hoping this would be a dead hooker joke.
Kayden Jackson
>picking up trashy street hookers >not visiting brothels
>The smell of fermenting cunt was overpowering LOL
Michael Murphy
kek
Ayden Murphy
>I never fart and have the tonus of a knotted balloon
Lucas Ross
>wiping in hope to get a well cleaned ass Use bidet with soap to get an odourless ass. You will even get less shit-stains in your underwears.
Jaxson Baker
Somewhat like armpit mixed with ass smell but in a way which is very likeable to you. But the said combination of yours will be very ewwy to you.