Price: please contact by phone

>Long fucking essay about how great the car is
> doesn't post mileage, price, and only picture is of the front and looks like it was taken on a flip phone.

>doesnt run has new timing belt needs 1 part dont have time to do it myself

>engine overhaul
>perfect condition
>one small leak
>just the valve cover gasket

When ever someone says they have an unfixed leak on the valve cover gasket on a straight 4 i want to tell them to fuck off

>previous owner passed away

>throwout bearing needs replacement quoted 800 dollar fix still drivable

It was a Tacoma, user.
>needing more than a V6 in a truck unless you're towing fucking horses or some shit

>no MOT or tax

>xlt equipped 45k
>lariat 55k
>king ranch 58k
>platinum 60k

JUST

I know that feel.

>shitty blurry pictures at weird angles, at night, in what looks like the bad part of town

>tfw see person in R series audi suv

>he is darting from lae to lane going way too fast

>im stayin in my lane cruising at 75-80

>he rockets into the distance when a person switches lanes in front of him

>out of sight

>10 min later i catch up to him still going 75 in a totally overloaded base model ford ranger

>pull up next to him and give him a cheeky grin

Just take out a loan user. Ecoboost is worth it.

>finger in front of the camera to block the license plate

I'm okay with this. What's wrong with doing this?

it's fucking stupid and unnecessary. Your license plate is exposed every time you drive. The average person can't get any important information from it.

1. It's pointless
2. When people do this they always take the picture in portrait mode, and sometimes even manage to focus on the finger so that the fucking car is blurry
3. Even if they don't fuck it up, it still looks stupid

If you need a loan to buy a car you shouldn't be buying much of anything

>finger between camera and license plate in every photo
>its a black mans finger

>close up of scratch is main picture

>paragraph written in Spanish
>shorter paragraph below it written in broken English

>tasteful mods

Or a long-winded diatribe about how amazing the car is, with a bunch of work that's been done to it with a top dollar asking price, then at the bottom you see
>rebuilt title

>ask if I can check the vin
>"It's clean," "no" or no response

>not adding 4hp

>I ask for the VIN
>They're surprised I mention the recent accident that was on the VIN report

>not looking to sell, trades only

how about I trade you for some money you stupid faggot?

But that lets you know what race the owner is. That can be very valuable information anons.

>Can I take it to a mechanic to check out further?
>"no sorry mane, it's unlicensed and I don't want to blah blah blah excuses"
>"but you can check it out as much as you want on the property..."
>Proceeds to shit bricks as I call a friend over and we begin checking codes and doing a compression test while jacking the car up, removing wheels and checking suspension, before ripping half the engine bay apart.
>find out exactly what the guy was being sketchy about
>it was fucking nothing

>

>new car comes out
>visit it on the manufacturer's website
>"Build your ____"
> Twenty or so minutes invested into my dream NSX or whatever
>Dreadful reality sets in as I can't even buy parts for my own car

>do you have any bills or recites for maintenance
>if you want du car come look if not don't bother me

Alright faggot just lost yourself a potential sale

>ran last year

>needing a truck unless you're towing horses or some shit

>all it needs is a new engine

This. If you don't own a truck for hauling stuff or towing stuff you're a poser.

>oh it sold two weeks ago bro
THEN TAKE THE GOD DAMN AD DOWN YOU DOUBLE NIGGER

>new car comes out
>visit it on the manufacturer's website
>"Build your ____"
> Twenty or so minutes invested into my dream NSX or whatever
>dreadful reality sets in as I don't even own a car

>new car comes out
>visit it on the manufacturer's website
>"Build your ____"
> Twenty or so minutes invested into my dream NSX or whatever
>dreadful reality sets in as I don't even have electricity

I'm confused why is this bad?

>AC works, just needs a recharge

It means the previous owner is a ghost

>these things last forever
>300k miles

usually a 4runner or other toyota product

I was looking at an '83 Celica that said the same thing with nearly 300K miles on the clock. He was asking $3000 for it. I laughed a little. Then was sad since I wanted one for cheap, but that was the cheapest.

>got the engine just needs to be dropped in
>x doesn't work but I've got the replacement parts

yeah that's actually good

Go buy a buggy and get off my board Jebediah

the car is most likely possessed

>Put $10,000 in mods in Acura Integra
>Selling at $2000
>Engine Swap
>700 hp

>oh one small thing, the drive shaft and tranny cannot hold the extra power. No biggie

yea but you probably didn't have as much fun as him

If he shows me a dyno sheet with a 700hp integra that's recent and I can call the place and confirm, I'll buy it for $2000.

>Its stock
>plenty of custom parts

My friend found a STi for 8k with clean title. He snatched it up, Family said that it came into there possession from there son and just wanted to get rid of it.
>USMC stickers and rank badges on back window.
>He drives it to the local meet
>some marines approach him about the car.

Turns out the prior owner was a Marine who wife cheated on him, and he blew his brains out in the STI.

lol this

Maybe that guy's ghost will help your friend win races

>doesn't list the price
>"Just testing the waters, no rush to sell"

Dat ghost spool

>who wife cheated on him, and he blew his brains out in the STI
what a life, killing yourself in your beloved car over some woman, fuck
this is sad

>like new condition, only minor cosmetic damage on left side
>pictures of only the right and front
>picture of front is angled from the right

You need ponies for hauling ponies user

Probably had PTSD. I lived in a Marine town, some of them are so fucked up. Met one guy, he wouldn't drive over anything in the street would swerve around stuff, because in Iraq he watched his best friend killed when a IED blew the Humvee apart.

Oh man what a bad one. Rip

Wait, he didn't take the previous owner's bumper stickers off and was driving it around?

Gay.

>no price in mind, throw some offers at me

$1

>"Fuk of lowballer i no wat ive got"

>pics attached to an ad show car in mint condition
>read description
>"car had a small collision, pics available on email"

they know what they got but not well enough to have an asking price, i feel your pain user

>"OBO"

even though they will never go below asking price

>First 10 pictures are of the back & sides of the car in pristine condition for great price
>finally gets to last angle of the car, smashed front end

>"slight damage"

"no lowballers I KNOW WHAT I GOT"

>1990 Nissan 240SX
>46,000 Miles
>$2,000
>Reverse image search a photo from the listing
>Links back to a forum post from 2007

>Will provide pics only upon request

>Over $50K invested only asking $38K!
In what world is buying shitty body kits for your Integra "show car" an investment

sarasota.craigslist.org/cto/5680202344.html

>mechanic's special

>Woman owned and driven

>Woman owned and driven into the ground
more accurate

>clearly hispanic thumb covering licence plate

> Post 2 pictures, no interior pics
> no specs, trim or mileage.
> "Good condition, runs great call xxx-xxx-xxxx, se habla espanol"
Shopping for trucks is hell here in Cali.
Is it a fucking i4? V6? V8? Manual? Automatic? 4wd? Wtf man help me out here

>Unless your sister is Emilia Clarke. Then it's time to fork out five Jacksons and look the other way.

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This was an absolute joy to read.

>things bitter poor people say

It's super spoopy

I do this often when shopping for a car, so far I've only owned 3 cars in my 16 yrs of driving, two of which I still own.

Had a guy with printed car fax history show me the car was clean, based vin bro saved my ass, The reporting gap almost got me.

>MS paints out the plate
Every time

>project car
>needs some work
>runs

>Ran when parked

is this your add?

>be muhreen
>drive car made by fuji heavy industries
>the company that made the planes Japan used in WW2

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