[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

fuck off wr

What does /dbt/ think of pic related?

I bought a used one as my first bike. Don't have my license yet but I've been out riding it at night a couple of times now and I love it.

New to riding though, anything I should be vary of?

inb4
>ktm a shit

I dunno why you wouldn't get the dirtbike version is all.

gud baiku. Old dukes were more fun tho

What is this black box thing next to the handle?

when in doubt slow down also remember that day because it's never going to feel this good again.

"ONLY DOT4 BRAKE FLUID"
I think it's engien coolant bro

spare kneeslider, undo the screws and it comes right off ready to go on your leathers.

wrong, I've had way better days than my first day riding.

I don't understand. Should I be posting with an alias?

Yeah but that "first day riding feel" is super unique.

Unlike the 390 it's actually bratty gud

Blinker fluid reserve
in winter your blinker fluid contracts because it's colder and you need to fill in more to maintain the necessary level

Found this one in good condition, low mileage and for a good price in my country.

Looked a little bit at different 690 dirtbikes but at the time I bought it there wasn't anything of interest/good deals.

Funny thing, the guy who sold it seemed like an old perma virgin. He had python snakes, long swords, ornamental daggers among all the motorcycle stuff in his apartment. He was cool though and had taken care of the bike well.

Hello.

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Nicht schwarz genug für ne Busa?

reminder that you will never buy one

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Busa is ugly. Literally looks like a tumor. The porpoise bike is simply MAJESTIC.

Sure I will, it's just going to take a couple of years for me to have the money and for them to drop in price.

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>be 6 or 7
>at a coffee shop with my mom and sisters
>see a motorcycle out front, want to get closer
>start 'mirin it, too short to see over the seat
>lean over to get a better look
>suddenly pain
>intense blinding pain
>leg is fused to the exhaust
>have to rip my leg off it, leaving skin behind
>crying, bleeding, in pain
>poor motordude doesn't know what to say, not really his fault anyway in hindsight
and that's when I knew I wanted a motorcycle

Cool story bro.

Never_ever.jpg

Gonna get the rf-1200 cause I need a new helmet
What colour?

hey thanks man

>drop the price
> DROP
:^)))

WHITE

:--DDDDD
> tfw I will legit never own one of these
Post the CD picture, I need it on my work computer.

[hulk hogan arena themes softly playing in the distance]

isn't that the reasonable Rotkehlchen bike?
I don't have CD pic on phone.
what you doing at SEM weekend?
wanna come over? ;)))

>wrong, I've had way better days than my first day riding.
nigga dont lie

No, reasonable rotkehlchen should be the CBF600 imo
> SEM weekend
When is that again? Next week? Könnte ich unironisch machen. Sind ja nur 650 km.
> 6 Stunden Autobahn oder 11 Stunden Landstraße
> am Freitag Abend losfahren
wiju

All these virgins without third degree burns from engine/exhaust.

>bb how u get scar
>motorcycle accident bay
>she moistens

>KTM a shit confirmed

Wanted matte black but now I'm leaning more towards this

Worst motorcycle accident I had...
>Pull up beside stationary girl on shiny new Beta XTrainer.
>She proceeds to lose her footing
>Her biggest worry is that she scratched my bike
>Tell her it's fine it's a dirt bike, what do you mean you don't want to have sex with me?

>tfw no /dbt/ guys to ride sack to crack with

>dirt bike
There's your problem m8
Dirtbikes are for kids
Naked liter bikes are for men

>but muh fedora meme
Although this is a meme indeed on Veeky Forums, dime bitches don't want boys tbhfam at my work all the asian milfs over my dick once they seent my bike.

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HNNNGGGGGGG

> ravioli ravioli

>thud
>what are we going to do on the trail user?

P ZZERIA

WR email

God damn, your bike makes me want to cry.
> tfw will never own such a work of art

>Those headers
>The rest of the exhaust
Why would they put something so beautiful on that?

Man that bike isn't exactly expensive, used ones are going for 5k-ish already here with 10k or so km.

we talking dirt bike stacks?
my worst one was
>practice for upcoming enduro race
>I remember passing my mate
>look at the speedo, doing around 110km/h
>come to the rise of the hill in the trail
>everything is a blank
from here is 2nd hand shit some of which i don't believe myself.
>just as i get to the rise on the hill
>front wheel apparently kicked up a thick bit of wood
>bit of wood jammed in my swing arm then pivoted the rear wheel up
>caused the wheel to bounce in the air sending me flying off the bike down the hill
>apparently flew for a good 30 meters before hitting a dirt bank half way down the hill
>bike cleaned me up while i was already out
>woke up in hospital 3 days later
>brain no work so good anymore among other things like the broken boanes and the brain damage, and the brain damage.
>give up competitive riding
>give up on most things
>become a cunt

its a drug stash disguised as an engine coolant reservoir disguised as a blinkerfluid reserve disguised as a brake fluid reservoir
get with the times fags

Blame the enviromentalists, it's their fault for modern fuckhuge fartboxes on short exhausts.

The plan is to get a CBF600 for like 2.5k as my second bike. No point in getting a CB650F / CBR650F after that since less power, more expensive. If I'm not dead until then I want either an MT-10 or the MAJESTIC porpoise bike aka GSX-S1000F.

>brain buckets

Literally every Australians backstory. Explains the posting quality as well.

daily reminder that ktm could also mean "keine tausend meter" what would translate from german into english as "no thousand meters".
stay away from those

Nice choice, I learned on a friend's hornet 600 before buying the 650, very cool baiku. He had carbed one.

Doesn't this vibrate like crazy on the highway?

Not the Hornet, that's the CB600F. CBF600 is pic related.
> Honda in charge of naming bikes

The only reason to buy a road bike in Australia is because you broke yourself riding dirtbikes uleh

unless you have a story like my dad
>lend him my bike because his shit car broke again
>he cant back it up a hill
>goes through the grass instead
>accidentally hits the trottle too hard
>ass shoots out from under him
>exhaust of bike on him burnning his leg
>tfw he had third degree burns and never even got out of the driveway
>tfw he never touches my bike again saying its "too powerful" for him
>tfw is only puts out 40 horse on a good day

you mean "dirt bikes are for kids, trials bikes are for men"

kek your dad sounds autistic. its nice to know people like that manage to breed.
no homo i think my dad is autistic too, or maybe the assburgers

Oh I see, well it's the same bike but with cowl fairings.

>fährt reiskocher

top kek

Engine is also tuned differently and some work on the chassis might have been done, I don't know.
I was actually considering the Hornet before but riding to the SEM I found that I'd quite like a bikini fairing since most of my riding is commuting and quite a bit of it on the Autobahn.

BMW: Brich meine Welle
> break my drive shaft

>nie passiert

ok

the favorite story i have of him is this
>buy klr650
>tell him its just as powerful but with more torque as the first bike
>he doesnt care
>he gets on it
>sitting half way in the passenger seat like a knob
>brings revs up
>drops clutch
>small whillie
>he slides back, pulls the trottle by mistake, my top box is the only thing holding him on the bike
>balance point whillie
>crashes into his mother's (my grand mother's) bushes
>kills one
>walks out of the bushes, my bike is stuck
>"i dont like your motorcycles"
>step brother and i laughing hystarically as we pull it from the bush
>somehow im still considered the family gumby

Why don't you ask Dutch bimmer user about his trip back home after SEM3000?

GROM: Get Run Over, Man

>shitbiker buys old GS he crashes every other week
>something is wrong with it

oh snap

he grew up riding a 175cc honda dual sport in the 70s, and he tries to ride every bike like he did that one from muscle memory. his ideal bike would be a converted honda crf150f.

>letting your dad rekt your motocycles
wat

my dads a cunt when it comes to bikes, just when you think you are doing good he flies past you on the back wheel giving you the finger at 200+km/h

>oh snap
Yeah, literally >his drive shaft when

>crashes every other week

RUDE!

>stripped threads in cylinder head

stop memeing or I will cum on your seat

he also did a lot of acid while that was cool and says that fucked him over pretty hard, too

> implying she's still a virgin
> implying her exhaust being penetrated and covered in fluid hasn't been recorded on video and posted on /dbt/

Hey fags, don't you know that it's actually more dangerous to ride with a full face helmet than it is to ride without a helmet? Full face helmets restrict your peripheral vision and block out sound making you less aware of your surroundings. You have a much better chance of seeing a potential obstacle ahead of time and avoiding an accident altogether without wearing a helmet.

post video thats my fetish

Wait until I get home.
> tfw getting paid for sitting around posting on Veeky Forums
aww yeh

>penetrating the exhaust

you savage

Kek
>my squid friend actually believes this

i think he'd like that

So.
Finally buying my first bike. 02 sv650n, getting a very good price for condition and area.
Meeting the guy Tuesday.
I'm excited.
>I'm refusing to post photos in case anyone reverse image searches, finds the CL ad and buys it from under me

maybe on ur shitbike designed in the 60's that can't do over 80km/h and struggles to stop its a good idea but on a real motorcycle you need proper protection

u wot m8?

your bait is bad and you should feel bad

I'm shitposting at work, I don't have the webm on the work pc. I'm going home in a bit, then I can post it.

oh i thought you were getting paid for shitposting when you get home. i must be autistic or something.

Yeah, one of my friends uses this logic to justify his use of a half helmet over a full face helmet. Oh well, I guess he doesn't need his face.