N/o/rcal General

If you eat now you'll ruin your appetite for dinner sweetie. Maybe drink some tea or coffee to hold yourself over?

>tfw I'll never be as good of a shitposter as Musashi

Remember to bring dem radios

and flashlights.

Idk what the fuck you're planning, but I don't want any part of a fleshlight meet up

and lube

Senpai, what if I don't have lube? Could I borrow some? Last meet I was at I showed up late and all the lube was out and ended up being taken dry, and I can't say I liked it very much.

Just use radiator fluid.

>Leg still fucked up
>Tires still not replaced

Sorry guys, going to have to sit this one out because coming in jeep would just be embarrassing.

:((( i dont know if i can make it

Shut the fuck up England. Just come for the food. Saturnfag came in a auto and we find nothing wrong with that.

You can do it sweetie, I'll even give you a little reward tonight if you succeed.

Stop impersonating me

So I've never been to Ringer Hut before but I was wondering if I don't like the Ramen can I do this youtube.com/watch?v=bERGLaj_gVc#t=109

Does anyone know what the staff are like and if I can get a little freebee here or there?

i wonder who mrs wan's bull is

You should know, you're the one that preps him.

No, I need to Cook my wife's boyfriend some steak tonight

>implying Mrs Wan's bull isn't all of us
Nice trips satan.

>Implying it's not steak night every night at the BRZfag house.

I just got off work and it's an hour and 15 minute drive to the start. Do I try and make it?

If you leave now yes

Heading out now, ETA 9:06 PM. Please wait for a red Miats.

i would have come in today but there's a sale on realdolls

So what happened?

i just saw a kenmeri skyline on central expy and i nutted like 8 times

> I like slow cars

cruised to beach to hard park and half of us vaped while the others piled into one designated safe space car.

we incorporated some stancefags so now we will have more parking lot meets and less touge. besides, why risk crashing when you can get respect by showing off your sweet whip?

end the night at heidis for some chocolate cream.

pie.

>not climaxing over a kenmeri
What are you even doing on Veeky Forums?

How was yesterday?

looks so awkward, those weird proportions and tiny wheels
it's like a mini american muscle made by europeans/chinks

> tfw don't have a samurai name

>tfw don't have a 15th century Bolognese fencing master name
My parents really dropped the ball on that one.

Who's noming on some legit popcorn right now?

i want to join
comfy cruzer mode

>noming
Mazdacuck you are a fucking faggot, I hate you and hope you die

Love you too~

There's another similar Lexus that shows up, you should come f a m. Unless you are an anti-semite, then you can go fuck yourself

anybody wanna hangout tomorrow? :^)

u 2

...

How's the family?

Not bad, wife's son is starting to get into Hotwheels and is addicted to Pokemon like crack.

Yeah

Have you caught or hatched anything good lately

Got a Flareon on my way home from work today, but other than that pretty lame stuff out here in no-where's-ville

all mazda senpaitachi are anti-semites by definition but i haven't seen you complaining

>that sweet and sour chicken and uncrustables feel

so what's happenning tomorrow?

at least you're not a general tso chicken cuck

party at moms motel room

I thought Mazdacuck was a Jap, which we established are the Jews of the Asian community.

But mo~m you know I like my General Tso tendies with extra Jièmò sauce

Dropping by the San Jose drive in cinema for Star Trek, then touge or stick around for Independence day and the Purge afterwards

ah i have work so cant this weekend. do you gigolos do every weekend, seems like only once a month ish

Usually every two weeks or so

The soul of Mazda is the rotary, which is also the only mass produced engine developed and named after an openly anti-semitic person.

What time?

3:50 am?

Then color me anti-Semitic.

>$210 to replace a warped rotor

fuuuuck

Rotors don't warp.

Pm?

This.
The amount of times I hear people talking about needing brakes because
>Man, Yeah man my rotors are warped man
Is just ridiculous.

> not watching star trek + the secret life of pets

Meet outside on the lot around 8ish, bring folding chair and snacks to share. Also battery powered FM radio if you want to watch the movie outside.

whenever i touched the brakes my steering wheel would start lurching left and right

if i did a brake stand my car would do almost a 90 degree turn

you guys still in SJ? Where at?

That means pad material is deposited unevenly (didn't break them in correctly), or the mounting hardware is messed up.

stoptech.com/technical-support/technical-white-papers/-warped-brake-disc-and-other-myths

i'm gonna get some food before i go to the theater if anybody wants to meet up

where at brosef!

idk i was hoping someone else had an idea

try cha cha sushi. it's near there iirc

ok cha cha sushi at 6:30

there are other places nearby if you didn't want sushi in the same plaza.

Well I'll just head over and see if anyone else shows up

which user are you? I just realized that Cha Cha has almost a 30min+ wait time to get seated on how popular it is, we might need to go to another spot.

i'm a good goyim like you
where do we meet then

Is this tonight or tomorrow night?

It's tonight. I plan to be there for Star Trek and touge, but I'll pass on the other two.

Never been to a drive-in. Are we able to sit in our cars or nah?

Tonight

How about this place:

kampai123.com/to-go-menu.html

Across from Cha Cha

I have. Pretty comfy. Last time like 4 other people piled in and we talked shit about the movie the whole time, it was great.

sounds good to me

Sweet, I'll be there

>this shit better make us strong

happy birthmas.

Yep, you can watch it in car or just sit outside on a chair if its warm enough

Are we meeting in San Jose then get dirty at the movie? Because if we are I'm down.

so.. who's eating before the movie?

Not sure. I know folks are meeting at 8, but are some people meeting earlier?

Some people are hungry for real food. Since touges is probably after, that means no food for hours if we don't eat before hand.

If we meet at 8 then I can make it, if at 630 then everyone can go home.