If your state was a car, what would it be and why

I live in Washington State, If it was a car it would a Chevy Aveo base model 2004 because it lacks tourist sites and its too simple here.

>Live is Massachusetts

It'd be a Honda civic or some mildy riced spainish domesticated Japbox, at least where I live, cause that's all you hear at night.

California
an early 2010s Toyota Prius with Obama, Bernie and Hillary stickers with reusable bags and a mexican flag in the back seat

Texas
Ford f150

NJ
2003 Nissan Ultima, with lowered suspension and blacked out

>lacks tourist sites
You must live in eastern Washington

>Washington state
>Not Subaru Outback

>Washington State
>no tourist sites

Uhhhh, have you ever been to the state you live in?

Maryland

A crab

North Dakota

New $60,000 pickup of your choice driven by a large white man in cowboy boots and a glove box full of guns.

This is the only answer.

>Massachusetts
>Eastern/Boston
2004 Honda Accord
>Western
1999 Ford Ranger

Naw, that's the ND of old. Today's ND is jacked up rig jockeys.

Meth - It's a hell of a drug...

Louisiana.

A clapped out '92 wrangler covered in mud towing a trailer with a knock off honda 4wheeler on 22" rimz

>Hawaii
>Primer gray Nissan Hardbody, lowered, beat to shit, hauling ass through Kalihi in the dead of night with a bed full of stolen copper fixtures and a few baggies of meth

KS
Ford F150
Old for the east, new for the west

Oh fuck i meant new for the east, old for the west.

Fuck i need to go to bed

Even they still have the Grand Coulee Dam and Lake Chelan is a popular destination I've heard.

Utah
4runner

This is disgusting.
Why are sick things allowed?
Why do they exist?

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>Texas
Either a Ford F-150/250, etc
or a Chevy Silverado, because we go apeshit over trucks here.

>complains about something being disgusting
>posts an anime picture

lol

Lithuania

>California

A BMW, because expansive and high maintenance

Ohio
A rusted out dodge Dakota that has sagging front end and the entire thing is held together by bungee cords

Colorado
Jeep wrangler
>boxy but so fun off pavement

>Washington state
>Not Toyota Tacoma

Scottish highlands

a land rover defender or subaru forrester

>Minnesota

A transit bus. Because we're a Midwest socialist state who will let anybody in. Sometimes you don't even have to pay!

Pic related, it's one of our city busses

Guess. :D:D

>north carolina
1998-2005 silverado.

California

A poverty spec BMW that the owner can barely afford, covered in dust because it's never been washed, with the engine making a strange noise because the owner hasn't gotten it serviced once, not even for oil.

This whole state is full of people with terrible values, everyone wants to look happy when they're all dead and unfulfilled on the inside.

Kansas.

just about every southern state would be an old lifted pick up

Wisconsin

A 2003 Trailblazer with the 5.3L, 4x4, a Packers sticker, and the smell of your mom's pussy juice forever in the carpet.

>Washington state
>chevy aveo
>2016
>Not realizing that the Subaru Outback is literally Washington State in car form.

Cali and BMW both suck so ya this works

>cuckifornia sucks

Very true Desu

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Yea that's about right

Also a block of cheese in the glovebox

DESU DESU DESU DESU

>equipped with fart can, stolen radio, and mismatching door/ignition keys
Chicago

Washington is an Outback and there are plenty of tourist sites...
No shit. Even in E. WA there is grand coulee, palouse falls, etc. OP is a faggot

>Alabama
Its either this or a mid-90s Chevy 1500
Imo

California
Civic
Lots of Mexicans in CA and they like their civics (myself included)

Washington state
Subaru Brat

Georgia reporting in
Can't forget a confederate flag flying high out the back

Alabama

A 90's 2WD, automatic Tahoe base model with Z71 stickers installed in non-OE locations, faded paint, two walmart subwoofers (no amp), and mismatched tires.

... I almost forgot: a YETI sticker and NRA sticker on the rear windows.

Not Florida. Florida would be a brand new brodozer that never goes off road. Pic related.

Iowa

A red 2006 Chevy Silverado 2500 Duramax, with just a bit of fender well, bumper, and rocker rust starting. There's a Hawkeye window cling on the back, an America Needs Farmers bumper sticker, a green John Deere mesh cap on the dash, right next to the low profile volunteer firefighter blue lights. A Casey's pizza box sits on the passenger seat, right next to a Dr. Pepper and pouch of Grizzly.

Michigan pic related

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

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How the hell would you even get in that? you would need a damn ladder

One of FloridaMan's superpowers is the ability to get into oversized vehicles without ladders.

Damn.. that's one clean Cheyenne.