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Smugberry edition.

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>yfw the grand caliphate of europistan had been purged of islam long before the time of overwatch


remember to thank the brave crusaders for your qt aryan euro waifus

The blue master race is going to take over tho.

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>ywn get to share a match with Saucekay
Four words to display alphadom. What a boss.

where
is
sombra

you misunderstand m'lady

the crusaders are made of people of different creeds and races. they just banded together to fight a common enemy.

*tips sallet*

Jamison Fawkes!

>the ausse servers are so small that aussie overwatch celebs like seagull and others regularly play with fans

tank only brawl is the worst brawl so far

>Widowmaker smiling
Heresy.

How often do they change?

okay kids. theres an urgent mission and were leaving the ORCA to you for the time being.

stay inside and dont cause any trouble.


shenanigans ensue

>tfw you thrash muselk enough times he starts queue dodging you

>Barely lose
>Competitive rank drops 15 pts

>Completely BTFO enemy team
>Rank goes up maybe 6 pts

Halloween skins when.

>tfw winning a game 9-8 against a full team of Master players on Kings Row

reminder to play smugberry on kings row attack every game for guaranteed wins

How to gain more SR

1. Q as a group
2. At the beginning of the match, leave the group (but not the game)
3. You'll be calculated like you're solo qing, which means you gain more and lose less

All the top players in Oceania are doing it right now to climb the ladders quickly, it's pretty funny.

probably never. more reasons for skinfags to kill themselves are always good.

Gonna try that with my bf later

>tfw a Master cunt with a golden gun tried playing Widow attack and we still beat them

yeah nah don't do that

pretty skins, zero skills

Just another day in Overwatch.

>cool all voices sound the same level
SUDDENLY CHINK MEI BLASTS THROUGH WITH HER
>CHING CHONG CHANG

is it possible to disable this shit

*peeks the entire enemy team*
*dies to some spam*
DUDE WHERE WAS REIN SHIELD

Cutest and best pairing

>that frustrated grunting dva makes when her mek gets rekt

every tuesday usually

I bet smugberry paints her toenails orange because she secretly likes the Brit and wants to show affection but have no one know about it.

Amelie is not lesbian.

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She's French, so of course she's bisexual.

That's absolutely wrong.
She knows well some kinds of love are forbidden.

Is Junkrat the ultimate shitter hero? Whenever i see one on my team in competetive i just want to leave the game, because i know he'll just autistically spam grenades at Zarya shields.

I need to find that webm I saved of a Japanese pornstar thanking her American male co-star for having muscles.

Fuck off

Halloween skins would be awesome
As well as christmas skins

Can't wait to see Reinhardt as Santa swinging a huge sack

But my waifus are all brown, user

because they are shit

during halloween you retard

If you mean THE shit you are correct

>1 day chance to get the skins
no you retard

>sombra almost completely forgotten

kek

Halloween, aka The witching hour, only lasts an hour

>60 fps
>82 c
What
The
?

what's wrong?

All Saints' Day skins when

During All Saints' Day you retard

no one cares anymore

if you hype something too much the hype will be gone after a while

I only mess around with the brown

Seagull isn't Australian. Fenner is though but he's just some youtube fag.

jesus christ his channel looks fucking disgusting

How can you play at 60? i find it impossible

I'm not getting you here. What's wrong with 60?

Halloween, aka All Hallow's Eve, lasts the entire evening

Tell me about it. I sometimes skip through his videos just to make sure I'm not in any of his crap.
Though I've seen some recognizable names in there though so fuck, it's only time.

hey

Its shit? Bare minimum for actual feel is 90, any less and its shit.

Stop it. You're probably limiting it to 34 to trigger me.

I'm playing on a potato and ow runs at 30-20 (sometimes sub-10) FPS with every setting at its absolute minimum

At the very least I don't dare play anyone who requires even a bit of aim

i get 24-30 myself

Probably during the month of fucking halloween

Are you guys serious? I'd chop my dick off to get reliable 60 on 100% render

new games are no longer dependent on ram for performance

youd need high spec processors and gfx cards at this point

>queue up with 3 koreans and a hanzo main
>run only 1 healer and 1 tank with 4 dps for attack
>run widow/hanzo on defense
>still win
Either it's late or people are still retarded in diamond

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The ass was phat.

How do you get your rank to recalibrate aka start getting more points again per win?

I've been getting 30-40 points again after only getting like 15-20. Is it winstreak based?

>recalibrate
the fuck are you on nigga

Upgrade. Dont you fucking dare make excuses. Just get a 1k rig, you'll get stable 100 @ ultra settings w/o any overclocking too.

Seriously you faggots trigger me. I make an avg. of 350-400$ a month and i can afford a mid range rig, here in fucking east eu.

It's late. Not recalibrate but go back to that period of getting or losing a lot of points per match

whats that bulge

If you drop below your placement rank, you'll start gaining more/losing less.

t. recovering solo q junkie

a thing reserved only for her dear gerard

Shut the fuck up

FAT

MONS

>go to qp to mess around
>everyone is full try hard
>get raged at for picking symmetra
why? i just wanna mess around and use fun tactics

>Art of female character
>Boob window
>Ass out like her torso is completely offset from her hips 10 inches

stable 100 @ ultra settings

This isn't a good webm but this is the only webm with this path that I have, and I just wanted to say that I really love this particular side route in Numbani.

Most people forget that it exists or that there are stairs between the room above the arch and this room so a lot of people don't actually bother looking in this general direction first when they think/know something is up. They know there's a staircase from the arch room to the stairs that lead straight out to the defender's driveway but not this one. And *IF* they find you here, you can just run left into their spawn and make them split up half their forces at the main choke just to chase you or you could just run back into the arch room (after picking up the big health pack) where you can probably get a pickoff or two against the people who decided to chase you.

I'm sure the story is different above Diamond but at my current level in comp, this is one of my most favourite and effective flanking routes.

A puffy, pure and unused vagina.

>instalock mccree to practice
>another teammate picks mccree
>can't take the point
>lose to temptation and switch to junkrat
>easily win the game

i'm never going to be able to git gud with mccree

Blizzard's going to just reset the SR of everyone who does this.

Why even bother?

>amélie
>unused vagina

laughing out loud

Usually that corner works out on the S.
It's the last bend that's a shitfest.

>try comp
>mcree or reaper cause i wanna do good
>team tells me to go tank cause we Need 2 tanks
>no, im shit as tank
>do it or we loose
>no, 45 kills, 23 streak, 2 ult drops that killed 4/6 of the enemy team
>we lose, they flame me to hell for not going to objectives and wasting time attacking them

Serious question: wtf? im i actually shit for thinking killing enemies helps? im seriously considering myself being bad at this game at this point.

Just got back after a short break.
How did you guys do?

It's true, it's the biggest secret of Overwatch.
At Blizzcon, in the incoming CGI shirt you'll be able to see that her hymen is intact.

the thing about mccree is

if you're a bad mccree you are literally useless, might aswell stay afk
a good mccree can carry teams with mercy

>i played a damage dealer and got damage numbers me ooga team booga
Honestly just kill yourself

gerard was only into anal and refused to touch her girlpussi

yes

>every single Genji ability cancels flashbang while being great in its own good

You're new and tried to stun him without baiting his reflect? He throws it back at you.

You baited the reflect and threw it the instant it ended? He was holding down shift and immediately dashed through you and the dash ignores stun.

You baited it out, somehow avoided the giant dash hitbox and his instakill combo? Now he has positional superiority over you and is triple jumping around, stunning him will send him sliding around from the momentum basically wasting your flashbang.

You ignored all that and threw it at his feet or his sides so it doesn't get reflected? Reflect's hitbox has the same proportions to Genji as Reinhardt's shield to Reinhardt so it was reflected anyway.

I don't think this is how counters are supposed to work.

Please, Blizzard.
Make everyone join Talon. At the very least give them all Talon skins.
I love red and black far more than I should.

yeah that's why i'm trying to practice and git gud. i can play him at ~3k level but i'm not consistent enough for 3.5k+

>go up 2-0 on koth
>lose 3rd game because dps is pretty low
>suddenly we have 4 attackers
>" not switching cause these attackers suck I'm gold dmg"
>don't even touch the point
>now 2-2
>legit have to beg my team to switch off so we don't lose
>the switch to the proper 2-2-2
>we stomp the last game and win
Holy shit it's like the meta exists for a reason

ow the edge

If you need a Mercy to carry teams then you are not a good McMeme

bought 24 loot boxes and only got one widowmaker skin

REEEEE

Fix McCree. Nerf McClick.

4 draws, 4 losses and 2 wins, got 2112, 1876 atm. Idk anymore