/nepgen/ - Neptunia General #1009

Stop right there criminal nep

Will CH be a no-show at TGS? What about that new 4GO info they were teasing about on twitter?

Friendly reminder that the most spankable nep isn't even a nep.

One of these days, I'll really have to decide who's most spankable between K-Sha, Nitroplus and Tiara.

Jesus Christ my fucking dick. When did Marianna get so hot?

Nepgear looks cute!

I like you Tiara-user. You know the answer to that question already, out of those 3. Especially considering that last pic.

officier i believe that it has become very well established that lady uni is a good, hard working girl and that lady noire loves very much and would never say such an outragous thing.

Well of course she does, she's Nepgear

Well, I guess Tiara is the most spankable one, since she always pisses me off the moment she appears.
K-Sha and Nitroplus have fine asses, but I managed to play with them, while I have a furious desire to whip Tiara's butt with a switch each time she opens her mouth.

Have I finally come true with my desires? Is it the first step toward ascending to a greater plane of existence? Will I become a God? The god of spanking?

No no, Noire is saying beat her ass as if she was _your_ sister.

Daily reminder that Neps are straight.

isnt tiara-user actually spankfag?

Uni is perfect, but Noire treats her like garbage.

Whatever your dreams dictate, you can become.

Of course not. Just check my name, it says I'm Not Spankfag.

But you're always cuter

so shes implying she has the butt of a little sister?

Thank god for that. Means there is more chance best girl aka Noire will let me put my head between those delicious thighs

Well this is surprising. I though Tiara would be the one showing off her legs.

Literally Bluegear and Reduni.

Cool headcanon.

You want Noire to wrestle you and break your neck?

Yes, it's him. What's wrong with him? He has patrician taste in Neps that arent Neps. And he's an ass man.

She just wants some loving from her big brother figure. Can you provide that user?

>he's an ass man
He's an ass all right.

No no. Eryn has best legs. Best everything.

>he hasn't played FFF

Name posters that aren't complete asses then

>implying any other lewd Canon exists

If I get even just one lick out of it, it will be worth it

Hyperdimension Neptunia

If every character in Victory had their bitchiness squeezed out of them and forcefed to Nepgear, yeah.

>best everything
I disagree. Tiara clearly begs for a spanking. In a way, she's the best match for me.

I can't wait for that fanfic to pull a Murdergear from somewhere and the conquest ending aftermath is covered

Not because I want to read that but because talking about it would make nepgen super duper mad

foolish spankfag once again thinking you can escape my sights with cheap trickery. i shall alway find you no matter where and how you hide. what a foolishly foolish fool with such foolishly foolish fetishes.

Noire with her hair down, Nepgear and Tiara all look a like, what the hell?

Von Karma, go home. There's enough room for one spanking fanatic here, and I'm hogging it.

Do not wish so poorly, your wish may be granted.

Indeed. We always refer to what is best for ourselves. Mine just happens to be this incredible flame haired goddess.

I wish Gearnon would find me like you find Spankfag

>double (You) get
anyway im more of a tits man myself so i simply dont share his view, however i wont bash him either
>She just wants some loving from her big brother figure. Can you provide that user?
well i am a big brother so i do have some experience but id rather have noire as a wife than a sister.

foolish fool with your foolish assumptions i do not spank, i whip, and more importently i dont do it because i have a fetish its because justice demands it!
would you rather be the one to find him?

Don't mind me, just posting the best ass belonging to the best girl.

He'd look like a lost child trying to find his parents, that's one of the cutest things, the face of worry and depression at the verge of crying

thing is though i really cant see nepgear or any of the candidades for that matter as a love interest. as little sisters sure, but wifes? it just doesnt feel right.

I understand your sentiments, but let's just for example pull aside Neptube and Nepgear. Which one acts more mature, is taller, and just looks like she will provide the most love? The answer my friend is obvious.

Rom has the best ass.

I don't think that is a poor wish. Would you not enjoy Murdergear getting royally reckt by an alliance of goddesses, Blanc's hammer straight to the face

Out of the two, you had to pick the sweet, kind, gentle one. Not the loudmouth, obnoxious, bitchy one. Do not lewd Rom.

Dead bodies don't produce shares.

>Neptube
lol now im imagining a noobtube that shoots out mini neps.
>Which one acts more mature, is taller, and just looks like she will provide the most love? The answer my friend is obvious.
yes you have a point but like i said id much rather have her ( and the other candidates) as a little sister, with neptune perhaps being my twin.

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It's just a statement, I'm not lewding anything.

I want that nep shooter.

Get in line son

Why don't the goddesses just trap their entire populace into a matrix-like virtual reality machine that brainwashes them into maximum goddess-praising?

I want Noire to sit on my face so bad.

Because they aren't that smart.

I want to hold hands with Nepgear.

Whoa whoa whoa, hold the fuck on user, this is a blue board!

HOL'UP NEPGEARANON, THAT'S TOO LEWD ON THIS BOARD

Called the cops.

But it's just holding hands.

And mine is Tiara. She manages to stack everything I love and everything I love to hate in a girl.
>long hair
>feminine body
>gentle face
And
>short skirt showing off that zettai ryouko
>extreme brattiness
>never learns from her mistake
>a bit of a hypocrit

Seriously, I don't even want to love Tiara but she just pushes all my button. I want to spank her. I know she'll never learn, that she'll enjoy it, and that she'll act even more as a brat, but I want to flip that skirt of her and give her one hell of a whooping.

What?

Wh-why can't you just say something normal like you want to dick her down, or munch her rug or something.

>just
CALL THE GODDESSES TO STOP THIS MAN

And that's why we love you Tiara-user. That's much more endearing than spankfag.

Because only Uni can do that.

My dick is twitching. You got any uh.... Evidence that happened?

>holding hands
>just
Please don't act like it's a normal thing.

Probably saved somewhere on Neptune's hard drive in case she needs to blackmail Noire.

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Isn't it normal to hold hands with who you love?

You stole that from a fanfic. You stole the shitty english too.

Nice triple 7 there

But she doesn't love you user, she loves my dick

Play the games.

It's not that nice.

I have. Not once did I see Uni doing the lick of love on anyone.

Neps will never be this gay.

Of course you didn't see, it'd make Neptunia a porn game. Everything is implied and off-screen but there is some dense people like you who can't get the hints. Play the game again.

Yes yes yes, make him cry and lose hope, I can finally take him as mine

Congratulations you learned he difference between yuribait and yuri.

I asked for stone cold evidence, not loose scenes in megatagmension where they confess love for each other for the camera

>for the camera
Now you proved you haven't played this one.

M8 Nyu Gemu is yuribait as well, it just toes the line harder.

beru please.

Oh sorry I didn't know.

How else would I know about it then? They even say it was just because they were so tired when Blanc interrupts. GG WP

Will BertIffy ever return after RB1?

It's not good to tell lies, user. People will hate you.

That shit was out of character considering Vert would only lust for a little-sister type character and IF is way FAR from being that.

Its not a lie that I had those pretty lips wrapped around me last night. Ayyyyyyy

They complained for a full minute to don't put that in the movie, being tired was just one of their excuses.

>IF is way FAR from being that.
>petite and flat-chested
>tries to act mature but is really soft and vulnerable underneath
>not perfect imouto material

RB1 especifically describes IF as a "big sister character"
Plus she's a tomboy, not some vulnerable little girl