He drives a chevy

>he drives a chevy

...

>and then he said it was fast

did your bmw lose another race sweetty?

kek

It's Alphonse, he doesn't own a car

You're triggered by me too? Why is everyone on Veeky Forums today so assblasted?

I'm stuck in upstate New York on a farm so yeah
This is the furst time I've had cell signal in days

Why are you on a farm?

You met the faggot before. Did someone drop him off or was it his grandma's car?

Visiting family
He rode the bus to where we met and I drove him home.

>he rode the bus
False actually. I walked there. It was only a mile away from my house.

Hahahhaah fucking nocar trash

That's a dangerous mile to walk desu
So much shit goes down at those apartments lol

Any evidence I don't have a car?
Not when you're black.

>and he lives in the ghetto
Hahahahhahahha. Holy fuck literally a stereotype.

>b-but muh evidence
Don't even begin to attempt damage control you poor fuck. You got BTFO for being ghetto trash in the last thread and this one only confirms it.

>no evidence
BTFO!!

>literally had to walk to Starbucks and get a ride home to the ghetto

>walking a miles is a lot of work
I understand it's hard when you're fat.

>walking a miles
Still illiterate I see. Guess you're still butthurt from being BTFO in the other thread.
>so goddamn poor his mom had to drive him around in a busted ass grand prix that had nearly 300k miles on it

Last time I was in that neighborhood there was this white lady sitting at a bus stop surrounded by black dudes and my friend rolled down the window nd screamed snicker licker at the lady, all the black dudes jumped up and started running toward the car. Peeled out outta there kekking hard

Kek. You're usually a faggot but thanks for proving this guy is literally just a poor stereotype.

On Swenson and Flamingo?
She never drove around in a busted gran prix. What are you talking about?

>its an alphonse just got btfo in another thread so he starts spamming new threads to damage control episode

I'm not a faggot I'm a fuckin boss get rekt
Fucking anons

>i-it wasn't me at all
Holy fuck you're autistic.

This.

This is the only thread on the board I've made. Stay mad.

>btfo in another thread
>being this delusional

If you wouldnt talk about furfag shit when talking about cars I wouldn't have a problem with you at all. It always sets off some retard that bitches about somebody's hobbies/interests.

>implying she didn't get the transmission fixed
Are you retarded? All I said was the transmission was shit, exploded and then she had to fix it. How are you supposed to drive around on a broken transmission? Stay BTFO.

>wasn't you
>now it is
Alphonse, everyone.

talk about getting BTFO

>furfag shit
It's actually isn't shit. Fuck off.
Where did I say it wasn't me? Learn to read.

everyone below this line is raged
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>implying an old grand prix with 290k+ miles isn't some busted ass ghettomobile

That's literally exactly what I aim to do, I hope you realize it's completely intentional.
I try to give good info and be helpful, but then I mix that helpfulness with furfag shit.
It's a balance that must be maintained.
For every shitpost there must be a helpful post.

It's quite obvious, and I'll call you a furfag and let it go, but people like Alphonse get triggered and make multiple threads with retarded anime shit and don't let it go.

>busted
It wasn't aside from the tranny breaking 2 times. The engine was reliable af.
>triggered
I see you're still projecting.

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>projecting
Yet you can't ignore a single post mentioning you without claiming BTFO or assmad. Stay in your ghetto apartment nocar trash.

>no! don't use my trigger words!
>still projecting
BTFO!!!

>had to walk and get a ride
>literally lives in the ghetto
Kek. Now you can have an argument with yourself to get replies you lonely ghetto nocar crash.

Trash*
>inb4 hypocrite has an autistic fit about an autocorrect typo

>walking one mile is difficult
I understand being fat is hard. ;^)

>still projecting
>implying i care about grammar mistakes

>spent the entire last thread arguing over fluid vs fluids
Yes, you do. You get triggered over anything. I find it hilarious that the only person ever willing to meet your autistic ass is the same person that confirmed you're just a hoodrat.

>still projecting
BTFO!!!

So why could you only walk to the coffee shop, and not back home?
>BTFOing yourself

So Alphonse is a nocar and a nigger. Is retarded Miami lad real at least?

I had to hurry up and get ready to fuck your mom. She moved back the time.
>nocar
[citation needed]

Legend says he's still scouring Craigslist saying everything is too expensive

>a fuck your mom joke
Everybody knows you're a faggot.
>BTFOing yourself again

I make exceptions.


>this assmad
predicted it.

Yeah, a shame my mom doesn't live in niggertown.
>poor nocar BTFO again

>i hit a nerve this hard
>this cuck is still replying 2 hours later

>implying she doesn't visit me

Are you also the retarded Miami lad and the Prelude shitposter?

Just how many shitposters are you?

>being this new
If you don't already know, I'm not telling.

>mrcummy outed you as a nocar hood less than 45 mins ago
The only nerve hit is when you get shot in your shitty neighborhood.

>walking a mile means you don't have a car
Not everyone is fat like you.

>still projecting

>white woman stepping foot in niggertown
Don't need another reason for BLM monkeys to chimp out when you get shot for assaulting someone.

How deep does the rabbit hole go? And why does this interior give off a feeling of comfort?

>cuck is still triggered 2 hours later
stay btfo
Pretty deep.

I don't know, it just does.

becoming physically angry over text on a screen on a mongolian image board

I'd love to see your fat, greasy face go red in total rage over words on a screen LMAO

PS - I saw you get BTFO'd in the last thread -- GG

>such a weak manlet you had to get a ride back to your project housing
To have a car you sure focus on the words "no car" a lot.
>calling an user fat
Grasping for straws are you? Of course you are, you surely aren't reaching for car keys.

>nigger face getting red
Is that possible?
>inb4 with blood

>making up stories
The only people BTFO were the gm fans.
>a ride back
Yes, I just said your mother changed the schedule moving back our appointment.
>walking a mile is hard
lol
>cuck is still triggered

>inb4 100 replies of anal rage

>GM FANGIRLS THIS TRIGGERED
LMAO! IS THERE A COMPANY WORSE THAN CHEVROLET?!??!

I want to say Ford but they're at least booting over the Mustang to make up for the Falcon. GM has done nothing of the sort with the Camaro yet and our Commodore replacement is apparently some Buick that comes either FF or AWD.