Have you ever gotten a ticket Veeky Forums

>Speeding
>Challenged it, paid nothing
>Cop lied, said I was doing 17 over the speed limit when I was doing 5 over. They wanted $200, I told them to fuck off and I challenged it. Turns out, pig lied and it was dropped.

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>Costa Rica
My nigga, where were you speeding? General Cañas?

you were doing fucking 98 in a 55 the fuck did you expect you shithead

>window tint on front door windows
>$25
I put the tint back on after having it cleared

I'm responding a little late but sure.

>Stopped at red light in Pensacola in my LSD-equipped Miata
>First at light
>Turning left onto 5-lane road that has a "^" shape to drain water
>Front wheels go over the crest, going maybe 6-7 mph
>Flick steering left
>Blast it with WOT
>Powerslide of glory
>Perfect recovery, no swing back in the other direction
>Felt so badass
>Get pulled over 20 minutes later halfway across town
>Apparently the cop saw me and took that long to get up to me
>Went to court, got them to throw it out (no insurance reporting) but paid the $225 fine.

Hail Satan.

no

Alright I got some stories for you Veeky Forums I was 18 driving back home after getting stranded in California

>Be me
>Buy some piece of shit 98 Toyota Corolla for $500
>Start driving the 2,000+ mile drive home
>Get past Reno
>Hood flies off and I have to nigger-rig back on with shit from a hardware store
>Eventually get pulled over outside of Kansas City
>Cop walks out and starts listing off all of the violations my car has
>busted tail light
>brake light out
>License plate light out
>truck not secured
>Left side mirror is out of place
>Hood looks like something out of Mad Max but not nearly as cool
>"son, clearly by looking at your cvar you have enough problems, get home"
mfw no ticket out of pity by a cop at 3am

that's what you get for driving fast in your neighborhood. drive fast in the city not where people walk their dogs and kids play in the street

lol sucks to be you

>was going full racecar on the way home
>80-90 in 60, lane weaving, the whole yard
>get to home exit, pull off law-biding-citizen mode re-enabled
>cop waiting under the overpass
>pulls me over
>wtf nigger you saw me come to a complete stop at the end of the ramp
>tells me someone called in and reported me for reckless driving
>I wasn't doing that shit sir.
>tells me someone thought I was and went to the trouble of calling up the police station to report me
>so someone made an illegal phone call while driving, and reported me?
>so I could just call you guys up when a Truck is infront of me and won't move over, say he was weaving all over hte place?
>yeah whatever, goes to his car with my papers
>comes back
>gonna let you off with a warning, since I didn't actually see you break the law but me careful
>k, bye sir.

How does it feel to not have a spine?

>Was going to Buffalo Wild Wings
>Gonna go be autistic with the niggas
>get trapped behind some nigger going the speed limit in the fast lane
>constantly braking because it's downhill
>tfw my brakes are literally non existent
>tfw don't want to put it into 4th
>speed up and over-take
>my precious passat tells me I'm going 87
>illegally in carpool lane
>back into fast lane
> pass under bridge
>see cop
>going 70 at this point
>suddenly sirens
>he's behind me
>life is over
>I thought I already wanted to die
>it's now a kill confirmed
>merge into 3 lanes until I reach shoulder
>stop
>"do you know how fast you where going? "
>" Idk 85?"
>"got you on the LAZER going well 91"
>Nigga just shoot me
>proceed with autism to open glove compartment to find registration
>pull out various items; pay stubs, driving gloves, lion necklace, cancer, mom's spaghetti
>give him the registration
>it's in my dad's name for lower cost
>he's gonna find out
>no more home
>no more passat
>no more autism
>why live

heres another one
>Be back in Minnesota
>get done with work driving that hunk of shit home
>less than 2 miles from my place
>cop lights flash behind so I pull over
>thats no cop
>Its MN Highway Patrol who'd hand out speeding tickets at the Daytona 500 if they could
>I already know I am fucked 6 ways to Sunday
>Just about to hand him my papers
>Car speeds by going 70mph in a 50mph
>Almost smokes the patrolman
>he hands my papers back and says "YOU'RE FINE I HAVE TO GET THAT GUY"
>Gets in his car, hits the lights and sirens
>mfw

Final story
>Driving the piece of shit one last time to hook up with a friend so we can pick up my replacement car
>Hood flies off on the highway
>rip windshield
>2 highway patrol pull up
>start giving me so much shit
>Eventually decide to give me a hand in getting the car and the now detached hood off the highway
>Tell them I'm going to get my new car
>hahaha that's great here's your ticket for the out of date registration
>th-thanks for the help officers
At least I am finally done with that Toyota

Not a ticket but closest I've come.

>be 18yo me a year ago
>califag
>06 charger rt
>heading up to my dad's place to visit for a few days
>about 7pm, getting darkish
>some back mountain road instead of the freeway
>road is pretty empty and straight for 70% then it goes in some mountains
>getting up to the mountain part
>25+ cars going 40 mph not even in the actual mountain road yet
>fuck this, decide to go around
>floor it past everyone
>just about to pass the last car going 110
>about 60 feet before I reach him he turns his lights on and I realize I'm fucked
>slam on the brakes and pull in right behind him
>doesn't stop me
>he turns off his lights and I keep driving behind him until he turns off onto another road
>wew

To this day I still drive like an asshole and somehow haven't been ticketed. Charger is gone but drive an sti now. Regularly doing 130+ around traffic on the 14

He didn't have rear radar/laser.
No radar or laser, no PACE, easy ticket to get thrown out. He's probably had it happen before and knew he would lose if you were smart enough to lawyer up.

>luck of the Irish my whole life
>30 seconds away from my house
>get dui
>go to jail 30 minutes away from house
>walk home

> Regularly doing 130+ around traffic on the 14

enjoy it while you can

59 in a 45 twice, same area.

Got the first reduced to a no seat-belt ticket, $50.

Second was around $280ish.

Modified exhaust (straight pipes no cats) - $237.50.

>Get pulled over
>Tags expired
>100 dollar ticket

Seriously the cop literally flipped a 180 because he focused on my license plate, and notice the tags were expired

>ran red light at 1 am.
>cop said, "You ran red light, didn't see me, and I instantly thought, I saw you 3 lights ago, I just don't give a fuck
>cop said, "I would've given you a warning if there wasn't other cars around"

>Driving around at 11pm
>pull into elementary parking lot dumpster diving
>decide to leave
>pull out of elementary school in shitty as looking sentra
>I see car coming
>Ibetitsacop.jpeg
>he pulls a 180
>pulls me over for no lights on my license plate
>gives me ticket for no insurance, too

This stop was the worst he asked me to stop out of the car, put my hands over my head, and spread my legs, he pats me down. Later he takes a pic of me for some reason, I just wanted to follow orders and get the hell out of there without going to jail.

>Why didn't you sue the life out of them?
It's a catch-22 situation. If he sued, he'd have to admit the existence of the officer's bodycam footage. As soon as he does that, the data on it (pills found) becomes legal because included with your admission is the implicit permission that you now allow that footage to be legal. Thus legal search material.

If not for that, a billion people would have used your logic to sue and the taxpayers would be in hell paying off all the lawsuits with tax money but getting no services for the taxes.

>nigga don't come to virginia

About 25% of the blacks in virgina are not allowed to vote due to severe crime convictions which removed their right to bear firearms and to vote. Ironically, governor kaine (now senator and possibly Hillary's choice for vice president) decided against any law changes to have a streamlined cheaper cost process re-instate voting rights to those who have complete served out sentence, finished parole, and have re-entered society with a full time job sponsor. Thus, to get the rights, they still have to go through an expensive legal review, re-application, presentation, and followup process.

>Later he takes a pic of me for some reason
It could be you have a belligerent pose, angry pose, a "ready for action" pose, etc. All such poses in my state are sufficient reason to allow a cop to physically search you.

So he took a picture of your pose probably in case you tried to lawyer a complaint onto his career record file.

Because no one else is on the road and it's fun you fucking retard

>Nigga just shoot me
>proceed with autism to open glove compartment to find registration
>LEMME SEE YOUR HANDS LEMME SEE YOUR HANDS
>Sir, i'm just getting you the regist-
shots fired

Get a load of this armchair lawyer. Being on videotape does not magically make an illegal search admissible.

He caught me going 56 in the 35. I got reported for all of the other times a was speeding and that's why he was stationed there.

>78 in a 65 while getting out a trucks blind spot
>cop was a douche, he could see that's what I was doing
>$130
>79 in a 65 going down a hill without cruise
>verbal warning since I had a chick in the car

nigga it's a highway 15 over is par for the course

few weeks ago..

57 in a 50 zone.

$14 fine.

Literally this happened to me as well. clutch burned up and car didn't want to shift to second so I drove through an empty 4 way. Gray Malibu behind me was sneaky cop. Lights on dashboard go off. Ohcrap.jpg. My license plate lights don't work (actually they are not there because rear end of car rusted too bad to hold them in so I just unplugged them rather than let them hang) exhaust was dragging on ground, etc. when the officer asked for registration I tried to open glove box, and it was broken shut. I had a tool kit of English wrenches (car is metric) in my trunk, so I started taking off dash with pliers and a screw driver while officer watched.

I asked for help (while being total crybaby), and he just told me I had enough problems and left

Let me guess, they caught you in that straight in front of forum? Pigs stand there all the time with their fancy new toys since it drops form 100 to 80 there.

hahaha you jackass.
im glad you got caught and i hope you get reported again

>parking in lot without permit when the fucking permit was right in the rear window
>was going to be $150 or something
>thrown out because I went to the village hall the next day with the receipt for the permit

Couple days ago, I was riding my motorcycle down the road through a rich neighborhood in the middle of the night coming back from seeing a lady friend. Half expected fucking Will Smith and a dog to run around a corner. Went 10 minutes without seeing a single living soul.

I roll through a green light, no big deal, and I see Highland Park Police Department's finest traffic cop on the perpendicular street. He turns to follow me. I glance at my speedo, and to my relief, I was nominally obeying the limit like a good goy.

Then a construction zone came up. The signs were orange and said 20 mph. See, I always though an orange sign was a suggested speed limit, and that you weren't required to obey them unless they were black and white. Speed limit was 30. I was going 33.

>sir we pulled you over for speeding
>nigger are you serious I was going 33 miles per hour
They let me off with a warning because I'm white and used the word "sir" more than once.

>do illegal u-turn
>undercover dodge challender lights up
>tell office I didn't know it was illegal where I was (I really didn't but fuck)
>insurance card slipped out of pouch in the back of the glove box where I can't reach it
>cop gives me not even 10 seconds to get my insurance
>walks back to his car
>comes back with a ticket the length of a broom
>"failure to carry proof of insurance"
>"failure to be insured"
>"driving uninsured"
>"failure to provide insurance at time of incident"
>near $900 ticket with his police phone number card paperclipped to it
>call him the second he drives off
>leave message about how I had it right as he was walking away from giving me the ticket
>he calls me back and leaves a message calling me a bastardized female version of my birth name
>he thought I was a girl

No tickets but 3 warnings
> Last fall
> Be senior in HS and play football
> Played top team in nation and got fucked
> Have concussion from game (dazed, head ache, sensitive to light)
> Hour long bus ride home and get in my car and drive home
> Driving and get pulled over
> He asked me why I think I got pulled over
> squinting my eyes from his flashlight "I don't know why"
> "Your lights aren't on"
> Proceed to try and explain how my running lights are very bright and I am coming home from school
> He tells me to turn my lights on and lets me go
> Thank you base god
> NEXT DAY
> driving around with friend in downtown LA at night
> Making wrong turns all night mixing up right and left (concussed)
> stop and get food at famous burger place
> walk outside to car and see cop checking alleys behind stores/restaurants and dont think anything of it
> get in car and start driving and notice cop behind me with his lights off
> I think the cop is following me so I turn down a random street
> the cop is following me
> I stop at a stop sign then he turns his lights and sirens on
> Pull over
> Asks for my license and and tells me my lights aren't on
> Lucky I pulled over right behind white car parked in the side of the rode and my running lights were reflecting off it and were bright and then I turned on my lights and they were almost blinding
> Say I'm lost and my running lights are very bright
>He gives me my license and lets me go

I love being white and polite

3 speeding
Held at gunpoint/arrested for "reckless"
Also caught my fair share of brakes
>heading home from work trolling for some action
>2 cars come past me speeding
> I hit 90, 95 trying to catch up
>3rd car outta nowhere
>highway patrol shines light on me
>butthole puckers as he passes, in pursuit of the other 2

>4 or 5 speeding tickets.
>one driving while suspended.
>one DUI that was dismissed in court (cop was a dick, I blew well under limit)
>a couple insurance tickets (just didn't have proof on me)
>a couple noise violations for loud exhaust/sound system
>been pulled over a few times for maintence items like cracked windshield or busted plate light.

AMA

no, im from PZ, the panamerican highway has a speed limit of 40 for fucks sake, and coppers usually hide behind a big tree that at the bottom of the hill, so even if you just let your car cruise, a lot of times they fuck you up for doing 80 in a 40

It was just my face he took a pic of, not my whole body, if that makes a difference.

>parked in a 3 hour spot for 7 hours, but they only put down 5 hours
>£25, if they had put down 7 hours they would have been charged £25
>at uni all day with a load of work to do trying to meet deadlines and forgot to move my car

70kph in a 50kph - 115$ in the curve before the 70 zone
131kph on a 100kph highway - around 230$, dont remember exactly

One for an inproper lane change:
>16
>driving my Buick Le Sabre
>stuck in traffic on I-4 into Tampa
>decide to merge into the right lane to exit
>check blind spot
>check again
>blinker on
>start to merge
>out of nowhere, giant GMC Yukon
>smash the motherfucker in the drivers side rear door
>pull off, dude is losing his mind
>get the improper lane change: $225+points
>insurance estimates that the Yukon was doing 90 in a 55 based on skids, refuses to pay the $4k plus damage to the SUV

One for "inattentive driving"
>20, driving a Mercury Sable
>passing under the freeway, off ramp coming up on my right
>check over my right shoulder as I'm passing the off ramp because people like to blast off the freeway and I didn't want to get smashed
>dumb cunt in front of my was texting and driving
>slams on her brakes for no reason
>look forward just in time to realize that I'm going to hit her
>lock the brakes up, but still her her Alero hard enough to jam the drivers door shut and rip off her bumper
>she loses her shit at the cop when he hits her with a $300 texting and driving ticket+points
>I get a $50 ticket and no points

102 km/h in 80 zone. This was the number cops got on their radar after I braked, I was doing 110-120 the whole trip and saw the cop car a bit too late.
200 € ticket

>being retarded; No like I was fucking retarded
>Totally deserved it, never gotten a ticket since
>600$ - 300$ ticket, 300$ New york state bullshit
>Speeding
>USA

Yeah, that higway if fucking retarded. Coming from cartago that shit has a section that is basically driving down stairs, it's fucking cracked and shit. My miat can't deal with that shit.