Driving with girls in back seat

>Driving with girls in back seat
>One of them puts their feet on the back of my passenger chair

What car is he driving?

supra

>driving with girls

only bros are allowed in my ride

VL bugatti civic SS

She was clearly demonstrating her ability to flex and adapt to close clearance situations.
She wanted the D

That's when you smell them

>little sister rests her head on your shoulder while you drive her home from practice
life is good Veeky Forums

Doesn't a bus have like 50 other passenger chairs?

>little sister
>rests her head on your shoulder
jesus, how cramped is your tiny shitbox?
my gf even has a hard time reaching my dick from the passenger seat, and I drive a mid size sedan

>open my gullwing doors
>throw them out

YEAH

>almost bought a car with gullwings
a-are they fun?

i basically drive a concept car
i just want to manual swap it senpai
they're pretty neato though if your car came stock with them

I swap girls in the back of my 2JZ-GTE.

There is this magnificent thing that cars used to have called a Bench Seat in the front! Crazy right?

My S60R has spring release headrests in the back seat
>driving to Seattle today
>daughter getring mouthy from the back seat
>press release button
>headrest smacks her in the back of the head
>glorious cold silence rest of the trip

i put a benchseat in my ep3

What a fitting picture OP,

Made me laugh.

>op doesn't say a damn thing cuz he's a cuck

>brother sitting in front passenger seat
>opens up a bag of fucking potato chips

I told that asshole to wait the ten fucking minutes to wait back home.

Who cares?

>driving with girls
>their perfume lingers forever
>cant get it out

I care, not OP, no eating in my car ever.

>driving with girls
>omg slow down!!!!!!
>you should have taken that yellow
>turn left...no right! Why don't you know where you're going?

autism

>someone leans on your car
>"don't lean on my car"
>"it's cool bro I'm being careful"

Cool buzzword brah

jesus christ people like you actually exist?

Who fucking cares? Are you even a real car enthusiast? Or do you treat it more like stamp collecting

i only tell people not to lean on my car when its really dirty/dusty.

>writting shit on car when its dirty

all that shit really scratches the paint.

>muh paint
Wow who cares

>"Youve gotta treat your hobby like THIS or else! >:-"

sorry I care about DRIVING, not looking at it in a garage air bubble

Especially crispy and really crumbly foods. Bonus points if some kind of sugar or frosting is involved.

Enjoy your cockroaches you subhuman faggot.

DON'T TREAD ON ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>ITT: A teenager with a shitbox criticizes everyone else for not wanting to trash their cars

Smell the seats once they're gone.

fag

>Girl
>In my car

Christ, people, theyre just appliances that get you to work and back. Stop giving so much of a shit and have fun instead.

Probably someone who doesn't want to have his paint scratched.

gr8 b8 m8
here's your other (You)

tfw no little sister

They actually suck for the most part

My little sister is fat as fuck, she's not going to practice for sports if it doesn't involve eating hot dogs

but i dont know that so its fine

[spoiler]I really identified way too much with Iketani watching the first season. I'm about halfway through the second season and I'm bummed he isn't as pivotal a character[/spoiler]

sorry to be the bearer of bad news but the akina boys only get less and less relevant and show up less and less as it goes on

I kinda had that feeling

Its a shame though, character development was really fucking good for the first season. I'm bummed Kenji didn't get more exposition either

People who have the money and/or leisure time to maintain a good paint job. Do you also rub spiked shoes all over nicely manicured lawns?

inb4 retardation ensues
>i dun care cuz i have a beater
>u rich fucks need to be taken down a notch

>last girl in my car was 7 months ago

Miss having a gf

>They actually suck
hmmm sounds neat

Something I was never blessed with. Not even that close with my older brother to do stuff.

Leats if I had a sister who was like 3 years younger than me, we could do things together.

That's what you get for having children.

People with nice cars

Backseat drivers deserve to be hung.

Your dick must be so small she can't reach it anywhere

>tfw my little sister is fat too but she's an irritating self-righteous SJW vegetarian asexual fat not a hot-dog-fat

I swear it's like she's not even the same person as the one I grew up with. It's intensely frustrating. She changed from a regular albeit somewhat normal kid to this insufferable whiteguilt bitch in the span of two years of high school while I was away at college.

>Stopping at yellows
>Getting called out by fucking women of all people

You're a cuck.

>regular albeit somewhat normal kid
*regular albeit somewhat nerdy kid

>go into shop with new girlfriend
>she gets a Cornish pasty and Sausage roll
>we get back to my car
>she starts eating the pasty and sausage roll
>flaking all over the place
>I don't say anything but I'm a bit annoyed as I only vacuumed the car the other day
>eventually get back to her house
>she opens the glovebox
>she put the bag she had the pasty and sausage roll in
>crumbs EVERYWHERE in the glovebox
>more pour on to the carpet
>she says sorry
>I'm pissed off now
>just tell her "maybe next time just put it in a carrier bag or not in the glove-box"
>she thinks I'm having a go at her
>get the silent treatment for half an hour

Women. Although she knows to not eat flaky things in my car now

>vacuuming your car
>giving anyone the "silent treatment"
>being pissed about retarded shit that doesn't matter

Holy shit user, you've got problems.

>driving with my mum
>driving with my sister
>driving with my girlfriend

>go over 3500 RPM
>"user STOP THAT RIGHT NOW IT'S SCARY"
>remind them I'm giving them a favour by giving them a lift without any sort of compensation and I'm going to drive my car that I paid for myself how I want to drive it
>shut up for the rest of the journey

>next time they get in my car
>go over 3500 RPM
>"user STOP THAT RIGHT NOW IT'S SCARY"

>>giving anyone the "silent treatment"
she gave him the silent treatment you dumbass

>vacuuming your car
It's called having pride in your property

>giving anyone the "silent treatment"
she gave him the silent treatment

>being pissed about retarded shit that doesn't matter
see the point about vaccuming

>drive my mom somewhere
>she grabs the oh shit handle and makes nervous sounds any time I get into boost
I swear, I can open the throttle enough to build 1psi or so and rev out to only 4,000 and she's over there acting like I just switched on the 2 step and did a drag launch

I love how women get angry at YOU for them doing something wrong.

It's like they know they're inferior and feel sensitive when they think you call them out on their inferiority and uselessness.

>downshift
>user SLOW DOWN JESUS CHRIST
Bitch I revmatched perfectly why aren't you soaking my seat in grool?

I learned that women did this from my mother. When she did something wrong it was my fault. It made no sense when I was a kid and it still makes no sense now but the cycle continues.

You sad fucks have some really shitty women in your lives.

Hanged. If these girls were hung this would be a different kind of thread entirely.

>user why didn't you do thing?
>you never told me to
>THAT'S NO EXCUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT I WANT
I've had that same conversation hundreds of times. I don't know why I kept repeating it. It would've been easier to just shut up and do it.

Nah my mom is pretty based so I guess it gives me high standards for women. So I'm more likely to notice all the dumb cunts around.

I'll fucking sodomized you, you cheeky shit.

VACUUMING IS HARD

That's you. That's what you sound like.

If you can't completely vacuum your interior inside of 10 minutes, you're a failure at caring for your car. If 10 minutes is too much for you even once a week, you're a failure at life.

I almost never did it when I got my car because my car was always parked on the end of the drive on the road and getting an extension cable and lugging the vacuum cleaner to the car was a pain

But then my mom got a super powerful handheld battery powered vacuum cleaner and I do my car like twice a month now

But chiping paint reduces aerodynamics. Its like you don't even care about being fast

>Riding motorcycle, mom following behind me
>Come up to a light, instantly downshift, then let it cruise before braking
>She pulls up next to me, yelling about speeding and whatnot
>tfw she thinks anything about 5k rpms (10k redline) is speeding

My C10 has a bench seat.

4/10. Try VE perodua austin-wrangler superleggera STI

>soaking my seat in grool

L E W D
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I love this in my S80

>driving with father and mother
>mother is afraid of driving
>drive normally, at the speed limit in the city
>dad's car, so being extra careful while pulling out of parking space by the road
>mother, who has been backseat driving all day - ''why are you so slow at doing this? No one is behind us.''
>look at dad
>he looks at me
>fucking floor that bitch, wheels chirping to redline from first to second

She is a good mother but jesus fuck I never ever want to be the one at the wheel when she is in the car. The backseat driving only starts when I am the one driving. She has never done it to my dad.

i know that feel bro

Do you have a Mogi?

>Driving with girl in the passenger seat seat
>She puts her toes in my mouth and I suck them until I involuntarily ejaculate

Feelsgoodman

>Backseat driver mom
I can relate.
I once took my mother to her doctors in the city and there was nothing but nonstop fucking nagging while I'm fighting rush hour traffic both on the way there and back.

Almost committed a murder that day.

>tfw little sister brings a cute friend over and they want to go for a drive

>Femdom
My nigga

You mean you can't care about every aspect of your car? I admit, I'm a hypocrite, don't let my friends eat in my car, lean on it, or breathe too heavily on it while I thrash on it; smoking the tires, power-shifting, heel-toeing for no reason other than practice, but goddamnit, I spent a year of highschool and four years college saving up the fifteen grand for a Mustang GT. IT'S MINE, if it's going to break, I'M GOING TO BE THE ONE TO BREAK IT, not some other asshole.

sounds like you went to greggs lad

naa I don't go to greggs
last time I went there I called a racist

what happened mate?

I got called racist in greggs

Any time I drive anywhere with my mother she has a death grip on the ohshit handle. I drove a 93 Corolla I'm not even capable of moving at a lethal speed.

Jesus christ, look at all these busriders

6/10, getting better, it's actually a C8 myvi superveloce WRX V-Spec Nur II

>not fapping to the scent after they leave
What kind of non degenerate normie are you?

I'd grab her leg pretending I want to eat it or something, and start laughing or making some stupid face.
It's probably like a 50/50 posibility of either her laughing with me and becoming closer to me, or her starting to think I'm some awkward weirdo.

>he only redlines at 10k

It's funny that if a car can do that it's amazing. My bike is around 11k and that seems like a low redline when compared to those four cylinder screamers.

What do you ride?