Hot hatch thread. Post your favorite hot hatch

Hot hatch thread. Post your favorite hot hatch.

>overweight fwd biased ford shit
>'ho't, not fucking lame
roflmao

>photo-shopping the front wheels onto the back ones to fake a larger caliper
Really, Ford?

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>tfw no 323 GT-R

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I don't know if this qualifys with todays standards.

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3.2 busso breras are nice af. Including interior.

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>13 replies
>no 205 yet

come on guys.

t16 a best, but even the the gti was still great.

Only cucks drive hatches.

Hope this comes out in 4WD. Seems likely considering the next gen of hyper-hatches will be.

The T16 is easily the second coolest french hot hatch

No Mk1 Golf GTI either?!

That's not what your mom said to me last night.

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I'm sorry for the absolute potato tier pictures. I'm not a big fan of camera's or phones.

Can some1 link the Veeky Forums comic image on how to cuddle your car? I think I'm going to need it for my baby.

No Fiesta ST.

and a picture picture of her bum

thread is about hot hatches

>having a transverse engine

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I'm seriously considering buying one. Since it would be my DD the dual clutch would be nice in traffic and you can get one brand new for like 22-23k€.

Beep Beep

4 piston calipers all round... no photoshop

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im with you

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Can confirm, Pics are shopped

The good thing about these is the guaranteed death in a crash. No wheelchairs, no amputations, no comas, just a swift and fun way to go out in style..

If I get diagnosed with a terminal illness, that's gonna be my coffin.

Problem?

fucking love that color mate

got two of these at my work, one with a $35k sticker and one closer to $40k, both had additional $5k markups and were sold before they made it through inspection

and no it doesn't have 4-pots on the rear

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What dipshits are buying these?

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Veeky Forums

evidently quite a few of them

i have one and no way.

literally looks like a shortened minivan

>no one has posted this
Kek

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what should they buy instead?

Can I post a warm hatch.

Probably the best looking current hatch

I quite like what they're doing nowadays.

there's no real love for these and the interior is the expected cheap dodge plastic shit but I've always liked the look of them and the I like big 4-cylinders (2.4L)

dammit forgot my pic

these things can't turn, can't stay reliable, and will fall apart when you breathe on them

also it's not a hot hatch

i mean its on the sticky

worst GTI

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60 replies and not a single Rallye. Really makes you think.

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>these things can't turn, can't stay reliable, and will fall apart when you breathe on them
[citation needed]
>also it's not a hot hatch
Why, because it's a 5 door? Or because you have a hard-on for hating one of the best American hot hatches ever?

Not posting this

Always fancied the look of one of these.

Alfa Romeo 147 GTA

It was actually nick named the "Bread Van" shape.

Why didn't they make it like this!?

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Because you touch yourself at night.

Any love for the little Fiat?

Only when thinking of your mum.

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Well that explains it. I don't know why you'd even want to.

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Old Japa

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What do eur/o/fags think about this one? 205hp 1.6 with dual clutch and you can get one for 27-28k€

Peugeot 208 gti bps is better.
Manual gearbox, LSD, better suspension, cheaper.

>Smaller
>Manual only

They don't compete.

I ain't paying 30k for a city car m8

Audi RS3

Name ONE reason to buy a hatch over a wagon.

it's cheaper than the clio

you're wrong. polo, fiesta, clio and 208 are all in the same class.

It's a Megane, it's even in the file name

i think i hear your wife calling. "oh yes jamal drill me harder, i love that golf you drove here"

o kurwa i thought it was the clio

Lighter

It has the same drivetrain though, although I think the Clio only has a 6 speed and this is a 7. And it also has 4 wheel steering. I'm really tempted by this car but also scared of french reliability...

Hatchbacks are for manchildren.

Do you have any valid argument or is it just a pathetic bait attempt?

They're girls cars.

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Would love to import one of these

The gearboxes in those are made of glass.

It's a common thing with Nissan.

Abarth a cute! CUTE!

>tfw no peugot 205
fucking upset