How can a 22 year old faggot like me who works a shit job own a 2016 Ferrari?

How can a 22 year old faggot like me who works a shit job own a 2016 Ferrari?

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>Ferrari

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Human trafficking.

Does it really pay that much?

A fiat corvette isnt worth your soul, mate

Start dealing and don't insure it

You as you sit right now cannot

A Corvette C7 is faster than most Ferraris, more reliable, just as well built/luxurious, more practical, and almost as good sounding. Just get a Vette, it looks like a Ferrari anyway.

Sell all your organs. You can get an easy mil for your heart if you know where to go

>GM
>More reliable than anything
Fuck off.

lol yeah italian cars are known for their legendary reliability

I haven't seen many corvette's randomly start on fire. Ferrari's on the other hand...

I didn't say GM was reliable, I said they were more reliable than self-propelled firecrackers built in Shitaly.

>just as well built/luxurious

What cunt?

I love the shit outta Ferrari, but a C7 with an aftermarket exhaust even sounds better than most Ferrari's imo.

>Look mom, I'm parroting Veeky Forums again!

Nope.

You don't get a Ferrari because you want a fast car. You get a Ferrari because you want a Ferrari.

I hate it when poor people start projecting their opinions. Might as well have suggested a turbo foxbody you retard.

Ferrari doesn't belong to FCA anymore.

That's the poor man's Ferrari.

On top of that, it is a far too common car now. I see them everywhere and I don't go "Holy shit" when seeing one as I would for a ferrari

Listen buddy, the corvette was rated best sounding V8 in the world by those two guys on Head to Head

Sauce? Are they independent now?

if you want a Ferrari for the status symbol just get a used 308 and shut up

if you want a 488 in particular for its performance, just get a miata and swap in an lt4 (or an mr2 with an ls4 if you also want nearly the same layout)....it'll be way faster

if you want a 488 for both, the California poweball is at nearly $400 million right now

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no wonder the viper is getting discontinued

Well, first you buy a Fiero.

Then you buy a body kit.

Last, you mash them together.

Fiero with a bodykit.

saw one go up in flames in Hong Kong last year, its just something that happens.

>faster than Ferrari
heh

>more reliable
HEH

>just as well built/luxurious
HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA

>more practical
okay so more boring that's true

>almost as good sounding
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>looks like a Ferrari
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

go back to losing to GTRs, chebby.

lottery tickets.

such well thought out and cohesive responses. you sure changed my mind about this topic.

you stupid cunt

Go to college get degree, get job making $100k, invest 20% of income into retirement, work 30 years. Day you retire cash out get fucked on taxes if in US then go to dealership and buy cash. Should still have close to million left to blow on viagra and hookers

by saving up and buying one in 2046

idk

why would you want one?

Learn your place, fucking trash

Become a swiss weeaboo banker

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>For the time being, Sergio Marchionne (above, left) remains both chairman of Ferrari and chief executive of FCA – a position to which he is not unaccustomed, having previously headed both Fiat and Chrysler before the two officially merged.
So nothing changed.

Why would you spend all that money on that piece of shit? For the same price give or take a few grand, you could buy an infinitely classier Dino that doesn't look like a kids idea of a ferrari.

I mean, the only reason to get a ferrari over a mclaren is because the ferrari has heritage on its side. Why not get the ferrari that embodies it's heritage

i want to fuck him so badly

I'll take the dubious effort of making a serious reply to this, despite being Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums and all.

Like any serious, worthwhile challenge in life, you need to establish a few things. First, set up the most basic plan. You did a first good step by at least doing the most important thing: Asking HOW. Everything else can be figured out the same way by asking yourself a series of questions, and finding an answer to those questions.

First, let's assume you want a badass 488 GTB. Let's peg the cost for one of those at a conservative estimate of $330,000. As of yet, this doesn't include the home you'll most likely need to safely park and own this vehicle, nor the running costs needed for use and insurance. Of course we can play with this separately if you decide to lease/finance, just another step to breaking down numbers which you can do on your own based on the simple model discussed here.

Breakdown that $330k. Ask yourself... what does it take to make that money, and most importantly... how LONG am I willing to work/wait/figure out a solution?

So now you have to figure you have to upgrade yourself from the shit job you claim (although who knows... it might have extremely high earning potential), into something that can allow you to reasonably save up the money to attempt a purchase/finance/lease.

Basically, sit down, and actually WRITE (don't think aloud, don't scribble... actually sit the fuck down, research on how to make a business plan if you actually even remotely care about any important long term financial goal ever in your life) what it is you have to do, what steps it takes, what obstacles, and finally what YOU have to do to accomplish them. Hence why it's a life long journey for some of us to own the nice things which at a glance strikes intense jealosy and envy from people who don't know any better and the path to hardship and earned rewards.

>18
only americans brag about not winning

Not OP but thanks for writing this out. Lord knows we need more quality posts around here in the summertime

Get a job at a Ferrari dealership as a porter or salesman.

Work hard and save every cent.

If you get the car of your dreams, they will soon shatter after you discover the cost to maintain, insure, and protect one.

A riced Civic will eventually smoke you.

>ferrari fangirls still anally devastated

Frosty pls.

I had a old man offer me $200 to suck my toes.
>I'm not a grill

Definitely would have done it, but he was a across the map.
There's always options.

Nice post, senpai. I'm serious.

It's quite nice to read something on Veeky Forums that actually makes sense.

THIS. My experience with my last performance car was like walking out in the carport and crumpling up a $1000 bill every three or four weeks when something stupid broke. Now I own a Civic and couldn't be happier.

Watch Superspeeders Rob, and you won't want one.

No thanks user, i'd rather be a perpetual victim

Get good at Poker.

Oh my fucking god Veeky Forums is absolute shit

Realistically, you have three options that are within your power, assuming you lack the ability or qualifications to reliably get a high-paid enough job.

>Sell/produce drugs
>Burglary/Theft/Fraud on a large scale
>Try and get good at gambling

It's a simple equation. Just weigh up the risks of getting caught/sentenced against how much you want a Ferrari.

I know there may be valid reasons to finance a car, such as credit building and blah blah blah.
But would you or anybody here consider financing a 6 figure car?

What's the most expensive car anyone here would be willing to finance?

>inb4 buy your car cash you poor blah blah blah blah blah blah

you can! a predatory lending company will finance. then insert with out lube deeply into your anus

>It's just something that happens
My sides, they have left me.

This guy knows what hea doing in life. If we all had the confidence to stand outside our boyfriensa ferrari in cowboy boots long socks and underwear with a waifu pillow the world might be a better place... or... a gayer one

Get a bunch of smurfs to buy a ton of ephedrine for you, buy a $200 distillation setup off of eBay, and cook a ton of crank. If you don't already know how then just look to a certain internet archive named after element 45.

Now the hard part: selling it. If you don't already know someone IRL, then sell on the DNMs. Get at least 2 burner computers (raspberry pis are ok), set up a VPN on your own (you may want another raspberry pi for this), only use either Tails or Kali as your OS and rake in those Bitcoins.

Don't ship from your house, dead drop at post offices and mail boxes.

Also, just get a goddamned Miata.

Livin the dream

Say what you will about performance, but to claim the appearance and build quality of a Corvette is equivalent to that of a typical Ferrari is absurd.

if you have good credit and can actually afford something 6 figures, financing becomes a no brainer

no-one should sink 200k into a depreciating asset when you can have 1k a month payments and put that other 199k towards making more money