B R I T T H R E A D: Rate my Trap Edition

24/9/16 D R A G M E E T
Shakespeare County Raceway
shakespearecountyraceway.com/eventdetails.asp?event=86

Post resources to help Twin Sam's reseal his sump

Post Eurobeat to challenge Black Will's encyclopaedic knowledge

Get drunk in the daytime with Kung Fu Danny

Buy a Subaru Justy with 63k miles for £100

It's all going off!

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carandclassic.co.uk/car/C770935
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1st for why the fuck am I always working when there are Brit/o/ meets

Dealer: How'd you want your subcompact AWD's my man

Charlie: JUST Fuck my shit up tobhonest

Dealer: Got just the car for you familia, subaru justyyyyyyyyyy

>t. Nodolomite

Been lovely and warm this weekend

How many Cams has it got?

This is about Shakespeare County Racewars

Will is going to be running 3 Nissan Micras with NISMO engines. And on top of that, he just went into Halfords, and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS. And a HKS exhaust.

Fourteen

(6 days and counting)

6 days until...?

Is that your GS, rich?

>Live in Scotland
>Meets are all in England

Fucking bastards

>thinking anyone is going north of the Wall with the King of the Night strolling round.

No thanks. It's bad enough driving to the bloody Midlands.

D-does that blue emblem say FAG or I'm too tired today? I don't mean to offend anyone.

Thinking about getting a Nissan 100nx for my first car, what do you guys think?

>24/9/16
I think I have that week off work.

>D R A G
Boring.

Polished my Mondeo lads

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L..l.. lads?

I'm on a goddamn road trip. I haven't got the connection speed to look at your car on this shitty hotel wi-fi.
Not even a fucking BnB; breakfast is extra, and £9.50.
Scotland has some god-tier roads. Nice tarmac, twisty, up and down all over, and some fucking beautiful scenery.
Yorkshire Dales are basically rallymode. Single-track lanes over hilltops, steep gradients, dry stone walls each side. You can fucking fly when there's no tractors around, but there's always one somewhere.
FUCK liverpool roads.
And fuck 'smart' motorways. Just let it fucking flow and stop fucking with it and causing queues from nowhere.
And also fuck average speed checks for no work being done.

RAC
Reliable and dull, perfect first car.
>purpose built machines going fast is boring
Ok

fuck the purpose built machines, i want to see 2 micras race for pinks

This is also possible if Will wants to pit the Nismo Micra Super March SR against a challenger.

I'd like to see the Micra against the Dolly

Scotfag here too. Not much of a car scene here (Glasgow) besides chavs in Fiestas sadly.

2.5 V6? Always liked them. Had a 1.8 mk3 and a 2.5 mk2, always thought a combination of the two would be nice.

The Dolomite would get S P A N K E D. I launched hard next to a new BMW last night and he was in third and gone by the time I was shifting into second.

>>not turning your boat into a plane
>>there are honestly B R I T s in this thread who would consider not using the god machine to dragrace

Fuck the M1 and everything it stands for.

It wouldn't be so bad if, like you said shit was even being done whilst those 50mph signs were up.

Variable speed limits are actually there to prevent queues by preventing people speeding up to a jam and slamming on the brakes, causing others behind to do the same and so on and so forth.
Problem is it's usually a fucking tool dictating them so it exacerbates the situation, leading to frustrated drivers, which causes erratic behaviour, and the traffic jam cycle continues.

It's the M6 I was complaining about. Lost an hour jammed in traffic.
Otherwise, nobody fucking pays attention to being told 40MPH on a clear motorway, because it's clear, and then slams into the back of the jam. But then there's no cause for it, just a jam caused by there being a jam.

Maybe they just need to shoot people who cause random jams.

I hate the roads that lead North as it encourages Northerners to come to the real England.

There's a 50mph on the M4, every day it causes queues and tailbacks as everyone has to slow down. Even on Sundays, shit is ridiculous.

>west country
Trash

>Implying anywhere else in the UK is better

The car scene in Southend is bigger than the scene in your whole county of farmers

>Southend

Charlie please

Caught again ;_;

>The noblest prospect which a Scotchman ever sees, is the high road that leads him to England.
- Samuel Johnson, 1763

t. englander who used to live in scotland

>nope, it's still a mondeo

wasted your time m9

Anyone else got something old and terrible?

More pics of that?

I like it

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Been sorting the indicators today, fuck paying £80 for some cheng long hoisin valley quality part

Yes

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Tell me it doesn't break down every five minutes. I really want to own a Spitfire someday.

Starts every time, just all the unimportant niggly shit keeps going wrong, bulbs behind the dash fall out, seats are shite, the clutch needs bleeding too and i'm not that excited about fixing that

That's apparently what my great-grandfather used to say.

>50mph on the M4, every day
Between the M25 and Reading?
Just fucking avoid it. Use the M40 instead; up to High Wycombe and down the A404, A4 over to nearly Reading, then A329M to the M4, and you can do it without touching Reading's limits and getting the stink of the place over you.

FUCKING BASTARD SCOTS.
Twisties around Loch Ness ruined by campervans. Despite the 'frustration causes accidents, use laybys to allow queues to clear' signs.
Drive down the A9 ruined by single-lane road, 60MPH average speed check cameras FOR 120 MOTHERFUCKING MILES.
Then roadworks.
Roadworks.
Average speed check
50MPH limit
Roadworks
Speed cameras.
They've been taking our tax money and spending it on speed cameras to take more money off us, the cunts.
From Edinburgh down the the A1M, it was fucking beautiful, though. National speed limit, twisty hilly bits. Scottish side has speed cameras, but you can't really go above 60 there without running into issues with bumps anyway.

I'm now in Whitby. 19% gradients, and the LOW GEAR NOW signs aren't fucking kidding.
Overtook a slow fuck, hit what was basically a spiral ascent doing 70. Nearly hit the kerb on the outside of the bend.

Also, if it was one of you lot in the yellow Corsa, I saw you. Followed you for miles, then you vanished.
If it was one of you in the little silver toyota IQ, don't fucking do that. Overtaking me like that and then tailgating an empty truck? One sudden braking, and there would have been a plastic and idiot sandwich.

It's a Micra; I'll just run it off the road.

Hi Triumphbro. What engine does your Spit have?

Gotta catch me first ;^)

>using my petrol station

>>They still have texaco in Wayels.

its not a meme man you really do live in the past

I don't have to catch you. I just have to use my superior stability to block you off until you make a risky overtake, then use the extra mass to punt you into a wall or off a hill.
TAKEDOWN

Wrong poster to reply to, m8.

Man Burnout was a fucking dope game.

The amount of times I've wanted to ram someone into a wall a la Burnout style is unreal

Alri lads, I've just got a better job and I'm starting to move forward in my career (thank fuck)

Since my career is all I have (no friends or gf) I really want to buy a car that will make me happy every morning I see it in my drive because I'm a status obsessed materialist and want to feel better than everyone else.

I was thinking about financing a 2012 BMW Z4 they're about £15k

I know the perfect car for an up and coming businessman.

A Subaru Justy.

Glanza Turbo, no exceptions

Trying to look like a successful person not a chav 2bh.

I've gone through my turbo japanese phase with an Impreza and a turbo mx5

Buy a porsche cayman then, z4's are just for people, who think porsches are too cocky anyways. And lets be honest here, fuck those people

>Successful
>2012 Z4

Why this car?

You obviously don't know half of what that Micra has in it. I wouldn't want to ram it with the amount of reinforcement the chassis has. It has a full TSUR coating on the underside, too.

I only ever see business people driving them. And the entire car screams "I have so much money this is my second car because I can't even fit a bag of shopping in this one".

For £15k you can actually get a 2003 Porsche. But then you are the owner of a 13 year old porsche with everything that entails. Plus you might look like a poser.

How about a newish MX5 or a BRZ?

BRZ is nice and screams "young professional". Brand new they're about £400 a month which I could afford, but would feel bad about every time I look at it.

Not looked at them used, really want to stay below £300 a month.

I only see women driving new MX5s

m.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C771002
This is the right choice.

Not bad, but I don't have £16,000 to my name. I've only recently had a decent job. I could spend that much on a car but it will need to be financed.

>the justy went for 51 quid

it's the 1500, with a cam, ported head, tubular manifold and a couple other bits. makes good power probably 80-100hp?

Just stick a private plate on and no one would know it wasn't brand new.

ebay.co.uk/itm/2009-BMW-Z4-3-0-30i-sDrive-2dr-/272228657744?hash=item3f6217aa50:g:JwgAAOSwWntXMz-O

255hp 0-60 in 6.8

carandclassic.co.uk/car/C770935

Bargain

How come you can pick up an early 2000s Boxster for £4k but not a Cayman when they're basically the same car?

gayman didn't exist until 2006

Fella is ignoring me so it's going back on eBay soon. Unless someone wants an AWD 2000lb Japanese project for £50?

Use as a rally car for Brit/o/ wrc

My Kingdom for a bigger driveway. It's the only car on eBay to be advertised by its touge performance

Bumping to defeat Alphonsespam

Doing gods work my son

Do I buy this Honda XR125?

I always wanted one when I was on L plates. You'd be living out my youth fantasy.

£800, long MOT and I get paid Thursday night
The temptation is strong

Has anyone noticed that classic cars are getting more expensive in recent years? What's going on.

Have you asked /dbt/ for opinions?
The iconic ones are. This has been happening for a while though, check out the price difference of Escort Mexicos 10 years ago vs today.

Asda fuel is just as good as any other fuel. V-Power is a meme as all good cars have knock sensors and can detect if the timing is too advanced for the fuel quality.

So what you are saying is if cars use shit fuel you will get automatically retarded timing and less power??

Sounds like you are CONFIRMING FACTS

It makes no difference unless the automaker specifically sets their engine to knock on cheap fuels. It's a game between the automakers and oil companies.

If you use shit fuel you will get less power

THESE ARE THE FACTS PEOPLE

That's why I put 150RON in my Nissan Micra, so I could gain the hp to defeat Black Will on the touge

So, you're saying the power to weight is even worse?
And you've still got less mass than me, and probably less grip as well.
T A K E D O W N

Pretty much. If your car says '95RON minimum' that means 'do not put regular fuel in it or it will lose power and MPGs'.
The struggle is fucking real. Forgot to find somewhere to fill up before leaving for home today, had to stop en route.
Old cunt spent like 10 minutes chatting, while blocking two pumps.
GET BACK IN THE FUCKING CAR AND FREE UP THE FUCKING PUMP, DIMWIT. Just because you've got nothing to do doesn't mean nobody else has either.

>tfw 97 ron minimum non-negotiable

>he has no plan to deal with the TSUR

Same here, but I prefer the BP Momentum 99 stuff that I get clubcard points on.
C L U B C A R D P O I N T S

Gotta get dem vouchers.

You the guy with the Spit?

No. I'm the guy with a Focus that thinks 'economy' means expensive fuel.

While I'd love a Spitfire, it'd have to be of the Supermarine variety.

Why would you use 97 in a Focus?

>Start finishing work at midnight for the first time in ever
>Experience driving home at midnight for the first time in my life
>Expect it to be easy peasy as no cars on the road
>Every single night it seems they've closed a random main road without warning for no fucking reason.

Why does this happen every fucking night?

Tonight the M6 was just randomly closed from Wolverhampton to Birmingham, no scheduled events or warnings on BBC traffic.

Is there an archive with the Daily Star page 3 pictures? If yes, how do I find it?

please stop driving that in barry

>living in barry
Fuck off you meme

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