/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #995

Thread archived. You cannot reply anymore.(pt 2) Edition

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>Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog
>Gameplay trailer for Obsidian's new RPG Tyranny now out
>New ME trailer, along with new info. Most of the leaked stuff appears to be true
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>Divinity Original Sin 2 is coming to Early Access on the 15th (IT HAS WAIFUS)

Sales:
N/A

Andromeda info: pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw

Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
pastebin.com/NtncZWPf
>DA:O Mods
pastebin.com/n4vGHHHd

>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.

>Where is my Warden?
Posting about his 'tism a lot

>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
dagnaart.imgur.com

>/dag/ booru
dagna.booru.org/index.php

>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
youtube.com/watch?v=fs2r55kkobQ

Friendly reminder that Hawke is dead and so is /dag/

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what just happened

Like seriously, it was only like 20 minutes since the last post

Meredith did nothing wrong.

>/dag/ trying to keep a general alive on the weekends
m.imgur.com/XoDPKVh

does... does neo-moderne-neo-current-MEG seriously not post bts....... what the fuck...........

I suppose we will never get past this OP image then
>(pt 2) Edition
>2

I think the thread got deleted or something

It did. It takes a very long time for sub-750 threads to actually get deleted even when they're the last thread on page 10. I know this from watching and waiting for WRPG to die so I could post my laughter on DAG.

Maybe because that guy was asking for BGEE

Everyone post what you want /dag/ boys and girls to look like vs what you think they actually look like!!

Ideal /dag/ddy:
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Reality:
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Stupid /dag/nas, letting thread die just like that.

Uhm guys.

Like Liara
Not like Liara

youtu.be/vZNh79HhMDc?t=7s

>tfw having to take medicine just to being able to sleep because the heartburn is so bad
I bet millennial pissbabies don't know problems like that. Entitled shits.

user... it takes me like 20 minutes just to organize all of my medicine for the week

Why do mericans solve all problems with pills when in reality they only cause new ones

Sit the frick up and help me shit post to keep the thread alive.

Um, where's the DA4 news?

30 September.

We've got an undercover /dag/na inflitrating Bioware. They're going to try to seduce Weekes into spilling the beans about the DA4 novel

meanwhile, inside the /dag/ manor...
youtube.com/watch?v=QqqBs6kkzHE

Weekes is pure and would NEVER cheat on his waifu.

That's what he wants you to think. Right now the /dag/ operator is locked up in his sex dungeon being subjected to all manner of indignities

Themselves!
I never learn my fucking lesson.
U n r e a l i s t i c
Have you tried a more natural approach?
user.. jesus fucking christ.
Oh wait, are you the guy with the connective tissue disease?
Sometimes people take them to keep from dying, I hear.
Send the Lithuanian Solaswife. He would probably instaboner over her accent and spill the beans while trying to keep his eye contact focused on his lego creations.

What, you don't like old dick?

>U n r e a l i s t i c
A man can dream...

And yes. I try not to keep bringing it up, but one-upping the "millenial pissbabies" guy was too much of an opportunity to ignore

Old guys just creep me the fuck out in sexual context. He has that boner probably exclusively thanks to Viagra in between popping pills for hypertension.

Maybe he's just thinking about you... not every old guy has ed lmeo

Maybe you'll find a chick dressed in asari get up at a con and get lucky. With MEA coing out, there's probably going to be a lot.. so I guess it's not too unrealistic.
Also baiting the autistic guy, for shame.
There's a higher prevalence of it after you hit 40 supposedly. I'm just nitpicking because it grosses me out though.

Are you gonna get rid of yours when you hit a certain age or something?

Dragon Age General - Come for the video games, stay for the old people cock discusssion

How about some nsfw?
youtube.com/watch?v=eviP4AX3Y0A

Get rid of my what?
Link a song about your waifu then?

>tfw no slutty dad

There are no special sluts to make daddy slutty...

>Link a song about your waifu then?
youtube.com/watch?v=X5KJM4XCLSQ

pbs.twimg.com/media/Cr5zqhRUsAEcZT-?format=jpg&name=large

10!

dont think that's bannable

...

What numbers should I set my stats at for Planescape Torment? And why do I have to play as this fucking hideous monster instead of a hot twink?

>hot twink
lol

max conversation stats
google it
i think charisma and willpower are the most important ones if you want all the dialogue available

What a pleasant surprise.
I think you'll find that the user's youtube link would match this quite nicely.

>What does their existence add to the universe overall?
They're massive shitters who everyone hates. Slavers and pirates who live under a totalitarian system that encourages xenophobia. You literally kill hundreds of thousands with no real consequences in ME2

Viddsala's not killing Solas! I'M killing Solas!

user's not killing Solas! I'M killing Solas!

This thread is dedicated to Solas

It's dedicated to killing Solas.

I had a dream I was in MEA and started dating the shrek asari, she was pretty rude and Sera-like to me but we had sex anyway; her breasts were nice but she also had a huge fucking purple penis

It's okay

i noticed this cave is an exact replica of the earlier bear cave. are there many re-used assets like this in pillars of eternity?

No, it died naturally because the old thread is giving the "thread archived message", it would be "thread has been pruned or deleted" otherwise

Most houses in the city have the same interior

oh well, at least theyre pretty.

Solas always looks very comfy, 10/10 would hug

night

I don't know what's with the giant black circle

It's ART

Solar eclipse

>playing I Am The One on a piano
>start thinking about the warden/Solas
>get sad
tfw no new games

>I Am The One
...?

youtube.com/watch?v=CdKwLkEGjhg
youtube.com/watch?v=__hStdzoYVk

Oh...

Very piano much sophisticated wow

Someone's a bit upset

Could you not use old memes please? It triggers me to no end

...

Disregard landwhales, acquire daddys cummies.

yet another thread ruined by fat attention whores.

Being a /dag/ landwhale's feeder

You guys are so easy to trigger

kys

Take that hamburger baby
Open wide

Most annoying people in the thread:
>solaswives, elfhaters and serafags
>kiki
>k-pop fags
>fake /meg/ refugees
>normies

OK-list
>mr. sword
>liara-user
>normal waifufags who don't seek attention (Tulpa included)
>people who is currently playing DA and posting results
>creativefriends
>suddenly game/lore discussions fags
>kurwas, rpgs, obsidian, got, etc. fags (no ov*rw*tch allowed)
>autismos
>culturekeepers

No thank you, I just had halibut, sheep cheese and tomatoes

What about me?

Most annoying person in the thread:
>you, the obsessed autist who keeps posting this

Reminder that the PnP threat is real

>you have to be le boogeyman to dislike pathetic andwhales
ok.

daddy...

truth hurts

youtube.com/watch?v=trT3n9E3LJo

aren't they all dead and gone by now

Kiki posted a week ago, I'm telling you the threat is real

lol ok?

Dude, I've been taking medicine daily since I was 7. I need mine to just live and have some semblance of normalcy. You probably just need to change your diet and eat less and then you won't need to take it. I have to take mine until the day I die otherwise I'll be institutionalized or put six feet under before my time. Step it up kouhai.

I've been kinda ded on here.
da2fag here, i've become hero of kirkwall and acquired Anders' cummies because i'm a faggot
Slowly working my way through collecting all the ingredients, and doing quests.
Its not as boring as some people made it out to be, but it's a little repetitive.

I look like Mikey from American Choppers. I want to look like a cute and slightly thick futanari female with two 13" horsecocks. Instead I look like someone on a show that doesn't air anymore and is no longer relevant.

At least it's not Fenris I guess

I liked you better when you were dead

>triggered
>by memes

Okay, even i'm not THAT gay.

I love you too, fampai

>that reaction image again
Thanks for proving you're a bad poster

was it the actual kiki though, was it her real tripcode

Yes it was

Mommy is literally the only reason I still come here