Shitty Drivers Thread

Why can't the average person drive?

>be cruising down one of my favourite roads
>its about a 20 minute drive at my pace, winding country route with no turn offs, so once you're on, no one can get in front of you and ruin it
>only exception is a pub about half way down, it has parking
>getting pretty close to the end now
>come up behind a Micra
>guy has clearly been drinking
>swaying around the lane
>driving at like 15mph
>braking in straight lines for absolutely no reason
>coming to a complete crawl for corners
>decide fuck this idiot and call the police on him
>call non-emergency line, state what road they are on, their plate numbers, the cars make and model etc
>put phone down and be mad
>stay stuck behind this idiot for another 5 minutes
>huge queue of other cars behind me now, road is too narrow and has too many bends to overtake anywhere
>get to the end of the route at the junction
>they go in the lane to go left
>I pull up along side them to turn right
>as I look across I realise the driver is just an old woman and her husband
>realise I made a mistake but fuck them
>if they are going to drive like that I hope they get a anal cavity search when they finally get pulled over

fuck that would annoy me

old people belong in hospices, not on the road

>meet a Micra on the touge
>dont get destroyed and left in a ditch by black will
You got off lightly.

>Why can't the average person drive ?
because they do not want to
and have no interest in the more advanced aspects

>braking in straight lines for absolutely no reason
>coming to a complete crawl for corners
don't know road -/- are scared of their own shadow

in non-shitholes people can drive

>huge queue of other cars behind me now, road is too narrow and has too many bends to overtake anywhere

Can you post road user?

>rush hour traffic
>in right lane
>car ahead trying to merge left
>small gap appears so they start merging
>now blocking right lane AND middle lane
>left/turn lane clears up so they finally move and make their turn at the next light.

not sure if shitty driver or mentally challenged actually. plenty of rage either way

>lane furthest right is right turn only, clearly marked with signage on side of road as well as with right turn only painted on the lane itself. Next lane is right turn or go straight.
>twice in the past 3 years I've been hit when I'm turning right from the either/or lane by someone being in the rightmost lane suddenly deciding they want to go straight.
>start turning right from rightmost lane...still get hit by someone from the either/or lane turning too sharply right and hitting me.
How is turning so difficult?

>How is turning so difficult?
Kek, this reminds me of what I saw yesterday

>come up to a left turn lane at a T intersection
>see a 2016 Camaro turning left from my right
>driver is literally halfway in my left turn lane and I slam the brakes to avoid contact
Like holy fuck man I know it's a big car but move over

reminds me of this story, happened probably 3 months ago now
>driving Bronco I
>back road going to the Oasis car show here in Texas
>single lane road
>no buildings except some Mexican restaurant looking thing that's never open
>hikers park there to hit the trail across the road
>doing 40 around the bend
>some hippie in a camry covered in bike racks guns it out of the parking lot in front of me
>hit brakes
>the drum brakes on a bronco need a landing strips length to come to a stop at any speed
>swerve into dirt parking lot cause the camry driver thought she should slam the brakes in the middle of the road to avoid death by ford
>don't stop, just drive through the parking lot and come back onto the road the other side
>camry starts tailgating me
>constantly lane checking to find a spot to overtake me
>reach a straightaway and she pulls into the other lane and does a pathetic overtake attempt, hardly catches up
>oh well here's my turn anyways, go right
>hippie slams her brakes after seeing I was turning
>sits there in a 3 way intersection holding up people watching me drive off, assuming she was giving the finger/swearing/etc
>car show was cool, go get taco bell afterwards
>try the crunch wrap supreme
>was cool
Maybe roadrage thread? I have plenty of stories since every Texan driver (including me) drives shifty and pissed off

>driver is literally halfway in my left turn lane
As opposed to him being figuratively in your left turn lane?

Haha ebin xD

"Halfway" could have sounded like hyperbole, meaning that in reality the Camaro was only partially in his lane but for emphasis user said "halfway". "Literally" clears up any confusion.

Smartass

>Merging onto highway
>Only one other car on the highway, in left lane
>She switches into the right lane while I am about to merge.
>Have to slow down to avoid a collision
>She looks at me like I am a jerk

>every Texan driver (including me) drives shifty and pissed off

This is so true. I'm from Maine but I lived in Irving for a couple years and I'm surprised my little Saab 900 Turbo and I made it out alive.

>hauling ass as usual
>some cunt is in the passing lane
>as I pass her on the right notice she is on her phone and smoking


Legit wish I followed her and fed her sand till she died but was late for got

>driving through shitty downtown area with qt
>two lanes
>in the left lane
>right lane ends well before the intersection
>most cars that stay in that lane are turning right
>waiting at stoplight with a car next to me
>figure he's turning right
>light changes and he floors it and cuts me off
>qt reaches over and honks the horn
>he slams his brakes and comes to a complete stop in the intersection
>qt honks again
>get to the next light
>turning left and I'm next to him at the light
>clearly angry shitskin yelling at the top of his lungs at my car with two children with him
I wish people wouldn't throw temper tantrums

Because nobody cares about driving, it's just a means to an end.

Hence why 99% of drivers are fucking terrible, nobody cares enough to do it properly.

Why does the average driver think they're the best driver in the world?

Everyone thinks this. Everyone.

>get rear ended
>driver who caused this says "my bad bro"
>he also takes responsibility
>cops come
>mother fucker does a 180 and says my fault
>cop agrees with me anyway because how the fuck could I cause a rear end collision on the freeway

I fucking hate people.

>downtown
>huge dude mr speedy wheels in a corolla in front of me
>rush hour hits
>someone does and cuts in front of him
>I can see him pound his fists on his steering wheel
>dude gets of car and walks right up to the car in front in the middle of all the traffic
>knocks on his window until he lowers his window and yells at him
I thought I was going to see some shit there for a bit, thought he was going to pull the guy out of his car and beat him

I mean, not really a shitty driver's thread, but since everyone wants to road rage
>driving around learning how to drive my manual shitbox about 3 years ago
>come to a T intersection, with me coming into the T to take a right
>one way, 11:00 PM on a wednesday so I'm not really worried about other cars
>check both sides
>cool
>pull out, hiccup a little shifting to second
>BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>oh shit
>sentra flies past me laying on horn
>fuck, shit
>play it cool user
>just drive where I'm going following him
>we end up going the same way, end up at a red light beside eachother
>roll window down
>"Hey.. Dude!"
>"WHAT?"
>"Sorry about that!"
>he physically shrinks as if calming down
>we pull over in a gas station and have a nice chat
>he even bought me a beer


Try being cool about it next time.

>driving home from class
>freeway on-ramp is a somewhat tight, downhill corner
>everyone always rides their brakes through it
>have to deal with getting on the freeway going 45mph
They just keep on their brakes until they're going straight, you're getting on a busy fucking freeway dammit

Why can't the average person figure out that the speed limit applies to the left lane too?

Go ahead and tailgate me I'll match the car that I was only going to take a few seconds to pass.

>asshole in an M3 tries to pass me on an on-ramp
>block him
>55 mph on a busy 2 lane all the way to my turn
>laugh while watching him rage in my mirror

>driving my s10 blazer to grammas house
>little tiny camry jumps out from an intersection a mile from my house and comes to a complete stop in the middle of the road in front of me
>weird, maybe he's hitting the pokestop right there, drive around him
>passenger dude throws his arms up and yells at me
>driver looks like a tweaker, passenger looks like a football player
>they tailgate me and pull up next to me at the next light
>football yells at me to stay the fuck away from his house
>all of my what
>i dont know you
>fuck you dude
>light turns green, floor it to get away from these weird guys
>they catch up to me and try to run me off the road in their little camry
>get my girlfriend to write down their plates and descriptions while i stay next to them so she can see
>when they see he writing things they dart off to the side and take the next turn
>didnt call the cops, dont know why, still have the info written in the glovebox
>grammy made me chicken tendies and life was good

...

>someone is trying to pass me
>oh, i better stop them, otherwise my dick might shrink even more

I was coming back from the coast one sunday on Shoreline highway. This woman was ahead of me- and suddenly she came to a dead stop, o I just casually passed her. She came flying after me and tried to run me off the road, so the race was on- and she was foaming at the mouth. I finally pulled off to get a dougnut.

what the fuck

>Be delivering pizzas
>Run delivery on edge of town
>Speed limit changes from 55 to 25mph
>Pull out with plenty of distance for 25mph
>Pickup truck runs right up my butthole 10ft away
>Doesn't back off
>Start flipping him off
>Doesn't back off until he takes the nearest turn off
>Yells "fucking fuck!" as he turns

Kek

>I like to break the flow of traffic

>black person got into a car
>drove it the way those people always do
>they should all be banned

Is this a parking lot of an auto mech school of some kind? Looks a lot like the parking lot where I go to school. Shitbox a2b cars everywhere

Uh. There was literally me and that one guy on the road and he should have been going 25-30mph, not 50. Read.

>I don't understand that people speed

This one's from me while driving pic semi-related, I still feel stupid

>ready to make u-turn, know my car isn't the best so I turn my wheels before hand
>break in traffic let's go
>as soon as I start to move I realize there's no way I can make this turn but I can't back up because there's a minivan behind me and no three-point because I can't block the entire road
>there's a ramp that people use to get onto the sidewalk from the crosswalk. It's pretty wide. About my car's width wide
>cringe so hard as my car starts to cruise up the ramp. Drove a few more feet into a parking lot where I did finish my u-turn
>Look at the driver of the minivan laughing his ass off

New struts tho so I didn't feel anything

Yeah? And what? He was right to turn into a raging faggot because he was speeding and I didn't do anything wrong? Seems legit, dude.

>I didn't do anything wrong
not legally wrong, but it's annoying as fuck to have a person pull out in front of you without any regard to how fast you're going

>being an autist about adverb because it's technically superfluous
>uses the words "him" "left" and "turn" when not needed
You sure showed him that posts on an Iranian niqab fabric board are terse and to the point

post them lad, we Ohioans never lose our cool so I rarely get to experience true road rage

Not as crazy, but somewhat similar
>driving to pick up qt
>not speeding or doing anything out of the ordinary
>tweaker couple pull up next to me at a light in a beat up corolla
>flip me off and swear at me
>down the road they cut me off and tried to slam their brakes
>doesnt cause much but a couple of people to honk their horns
>they proceed to drive under the speed limit in front of me
>eventually turn and hang out with qt
I don't know how an average normie with a Saturn Ion could piss off a couple of tweakers so much

>rent 10' uhaul
>drive 1000 miles in it over the course of two days
>nobody does anything stupid
>nobody tailgates me
>nobody cuts me off
>nobody brake checks me
>nobody
>does
>shit
It was eerie. I guess people respect the danger of driving near a uhaul.

Annoying =/= wrong
I think it's annoying when people get road rage, like the truck driver in that namefag's story, so he's clearly wrong

and what happens when you pull out in a 25 to a 50 thinking "oh they're going 25 at this part or they should be going 25 so i'll make them," and they're actually going 70 and you cause an accident?

>in passenger seat
>driver takes off from stop sign in 3rd or 4th gear with the accelerator to the floor

If I'm reading the story correctly, it slowed from 55 to 25, so if a car hits me that was going 70, he's at fault for speeding, for failing to reduce speed, and for failing to see a car pulling into the road. If another driver gets butt flustered because I'm near the speed limit or slowing down where I'm suppose to, I'm not making them do anything, I'm following the law

>driving along minding my own business
>lane on my right is dead empty, both my lane and the left lane have traffic in them
>bmw way behind me
>suddenly bmw decides to go WOT
>comes up right behind me and starts honking
>dont do shit
>goes into right lane and flies past me
>these fucking asian kids in the car are giving me the finger and yelling
>12 year olds leaning out the window screaming at me
>just become more confused
>mum leans over me reaching for the horn
>bat her fucking arm out of the way because i dont want to start any shit
pic related my face the entire time

>Why can't the average person figure out that the speed limit applies to the left lane too?
The left lane is de facto dedicated to going faster than the speedlimit, slowcuck

>pulled over for speeding in the passing lane
Thanks California

Christ man that's rough. I was in the left lane today behind a cop going about 80 (highway is 65), I didn't give a single fuck and neither did he.

Wisconsin btw

I'm sure your highground will be delicious in that hospital bed

Because 'murrica gives a license to operate any four wheeled vehicle under a certain weight and intended passenger/cargo capacity to anyone with a pulse

You don't even have to parallel park anymore.

Legally, but traffic laws only exist when there are cops around.

You shouldn't be in a car if you can't estimate an oncoming object's speed while stopped. Most people can and already know to wait, lawbabby.

It was a load of shit, but I was able to beat it in court

>Live in city overtaken by Indians
>Poo in the loo Indians
>They'll fucking start bartering for food
>generally shitty, nobody likes them, even SJW cunts
>They're also shit drivers
>Construction on busy street
>Right lane becomes turn only during construction
>Signs everywhere saying "this is turn only you dumbfucks"
>At least once a week somebody ignores the signs and tries driving into my lane
>always honk at me as if I'm doing the wrong thing


I fucking hate driving around Irving

The road turns to 25 somewhere between a quarter and half mile from where I was on it. I didn't pull out in front of him so bad that he had to hammer his brakes. He could have just slowed down normally instead of riding my ass.

I wouldn't have been at fault if some sort of accident occurred there since the guy was speeding and had plenty of time to react.

Yeah that's about right for Wisconsin. I got a ride from a local Sheriff today to school since I wrecked my car on the way and he was on the laptop quite a lot. Just no fucks given.

Thanks user

I'm not the one that posted the story, but I think the other user is wrong to assume what the namefag did was wrong. If I was in that situation and had noticed the truck and his speed, then I would've pulled out once he had passed

So, this was posted on a Taurus SHO owners group.
> 2nd time in a month or two this driver has rear-ended someone on the freeway
> Makes a comment of "Well, at least I put her in the hospital."
> And another of "It's 100% her fault, but it at worst it's 50/50"

I really do hope this kid ends up driving off a bridge or some shit, before he kills someone other than himself.

Oh and this happened to a friend of mine on I35

>On his way to work
>Drives a little Scion
>Somebody 2 cars in front of him decides he wants to get over to the middle lane
>Not happening buddy, tons of traffic
>Decides he's more important than anybody
>Literally stops in the middle of the god damn highway to wait for a spot to open
>Car directly in front of buddy slams on brakes, narrowly misses shithead
>Buddy slams on his brakes as hard as he can, little Scion rear ends car in front of him
>He's at fault since he rear ended someone
>Nothing too major though, radiator and hood latch bent, radiator had to be replaced

Why didn't the dumbass pull into the other lane?

>Brake checking people who are going faster than you

Are these faggots insane
How does this make sense

"nuh uh go the speed limit kiddo i love the law OH GOD MY NECK IS BROKEN"

Because

I have no clue

Count the time between brake lights and impact. 5 seconds. If you can't react in 5 seconds at 80-90MPH, you shouldn't be driving.

Guaranteed assblasted replies

Yeah but it's satisfying to watch 2 fucktards get their comeuppance
>Overtaking-lane riding brake-checking douchebag
v
>Guy who speeds whilst playing pokemon go

That guy is a dangerous driver but the guy who brake-checked him is a fucking idiot. What did he think was gonna happen?

Five seconds is F1 car brakes territory. He could have swerved, though. My bet is they were both being stubborn assholes about their favorite rules.

>NUH UH SPEED LIMIT YOU SLOW DOWN
>NUH UH LANE DISCIPLINE YOU MOVE OVER

>chrysler pacifica
nothing of value lost

did he fucking punch his mirror hahaha

>Do something that could easily be mistaken for a regular crash due to how fast it happened and a lack of driver attentiveness
>could just say they clipped our handlebars making an unsignaled lane change from a congested lane, and that you were going the speed limit
>create evidence to be used against yourself and put it on the internet

Why are you so arrogant that your first thought when a car in front of you brakes suddenly is that somehow, they are doing this solely to hinder you?

Maybe the car in front was braking to avoid hitting debris, an animal, child, lost and frightened traffic cone etc.

Perhaps the car in front just suffered a major and sudden mechanical drama and needed to be stopped ASAP.

Perhaps you are just dumb as the proverbial fuck. Learn to drive perceptively you silly cunt.

If your car cannot stop from highway speed to a standstill in five seconds, cunt's fucked. Even my shitty ute can stop from 100 clicks in less than five seconds.

That is the most savage dick move ever
I'd be fuckin pissed if that happened to me, but goddamn that's funny

Possible, sure.

But much like the car in the video, I also own a 4th gen SHO. In 5 seconds I can:
> Slow from 100 to 70
> Signal and move
> Move slight right and share lane to pass like an asshole

In all honesty, I would have likely done the pass and share, myself.

There was no reason for impact, unless the drive wasn't paying attention.

The point is, you're not supposed to fucking brake check someone in the passing lane who's going much faster than you. You're just asking to get rear-ended with a nice case of neck injury if you do that shit.

And I'm not disagreeing with you. But I wasn't the driver. It was just something posted to a group I'm in.

What I am saying is that if, in the 5 seconds of time, you are unable or unwilling to react in a manner that would avoid impact, then you shouldn't be driving.

Van merged into lane it wasn't legal to in front of a vehicle going much faster.

>They weren't using that mirror anyway

It gets worse when you realize half of the population is worse than the average driver

>Five seconds is F1 car brakes territory

people usually leave large vehicles that can easily squish them alone

because i love driving slow.
Mainly when i see someone is driving like a jackass in a hurry, i make it my personal duty to get in their way and slow them down

>Five seconds is F1 car brakes territory

They were probably trying to bait you. Get you to rear end them so they can try and collect monies via insurance or by sueing for 'whiplash.'

Basketball-americans will also do with for the same reason. (Including car diving)

This

>chrysler

figures

>iranian niqab fabric board

oh my god will you and everyone who posts this shitty meme kill yourself

Go back to l-eddit.

>getting mad at memes on a mesopotamian man-love movie theatre

>Getting this assmad on a vietnamese basket weaving forum.
Kek.

>getting this mad on a Cambodian drug manufacturing chatbox

>coming out of a t and going right
>2 lanes on the main road
>guy to my left has right signal and slows down
>i make my move
>idiot golf fgt behind the guy left of me overtakes him
>takes his lane right away and honks me

mfw bulgaria has the shittiest nigger drivers in the world
we are so fuckin poor everyone drives some 90hp shitboxes and still manage to kill each other daily on the highways and mountain passes..

on one day i witnessed 3 car accidents in my hometown
three on the same boulevard

Bulgariafag reporting in. I know dat feel bro, drivers here are fucking insane. God forbit you need to make a left turn on a busy street.

>Being this upset on a mongolian throat singing tutorial website

Fucking morons who don't use the indicators. Jesus christ I wish those retards just hit a tree or something. Literally nothing worse than VAGtards who try to overtake people without the blinkers.

...

Took this beauty last night

Had to drive behind him to get a good pic and boy was it scary as fuck

Fucking picture didn't attatch

>because they do not want to

This

I hare driving, I do it because I have to not because I want to

That's not even remotely a brake check

That fucking cunt shouldn't be allowed to drive if he's too fucking stupid to react to that car baking

>I hare driving
Why are you on this board?