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>Official runescape 2017 survey time
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>I've been inactive, what did I miss over the past x years
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>Latest Update
services.runescape.com/m=news/a=579/win-250-million-gold--combat-changes-for-bosses--gossamer-outfit

>Latest Patch Notes
services.runescape.com/m=forum/a=579/forums.ws?15,16,532,65831585

>Money Making Guide
runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Mmg

>Gear Guide (Very outdated)
services.runescape.com/m=itemdb_rs/gear_guide

>Latest BTS
youtube.com/watch?v=StrdpR90W40

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youtube.com/watch?v=wi1GWXvzhxQ
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>even with goyfest, the /ded/ never ends

2nd for gas the furries and lorefags

3rd for roleplaying keeps the game alive.

How do i get this fuck to take my pickaxe off my toolbelt

5th for F is for friends who do things together

6th for U is for you and me

disregard this, wasn't aware you needed to research the augmented pickaxe first

Mom

As long as they keep giving shekels so the game doesn't die like this general, they will always have a place in my ignore list.

Will you say the same when mtx is completely dominating the game, when mounts are introduced, when a new skill lets you shape shift into a furry hedgehog dragon, when quests and other content is made for furries, when this game is not even a shadow of its former self because of the furries and role players? But hey at least it will be alive, right?

INTRODUCING, THE CHURCH OF (YOU)

>Got to Telos 318%
>Can beat 4 of his phases without eating food
>Get to phase 5
>Gets absolutely rock and die fast a s fuck now

How the fuck do people deal with p5 Telos on higher enrages, I use my shield for revenge eflect combo and it takes fucking forever to kill goems, usually i have to run to beam with cade or else I get hit with 650's every tick and most of the time they still arent killed for the charger so I have to run back, kill the last few and by the time I do that, Telos is already lifting the bomb. I can't do jack shit to him anymore, been at this all day. How the fuck do people deal with this shit.

Just hit it until he dies

Get good, shitter.

>t. people who don't even own t90s and can't solo gw1.

>I've never fought Telos before

Why didn't you guys just say so?

wake me up inside
me and gamer z o m g got 9 b2b br drops
N I N E

>shitter projecting

>300
>high
(you)

Why the FUCK is slayer going to 120?

because FUCK YOU that's why

pvmshitters

Do you tsunami them? At 300% that's most of their hp down in 1 hit.

Why is this allowed?
Fuck variance.

It'll be okay Anonymous

because they made leveling too fast so now they're compensating with higher level caps

get hyped for all skills being 120

Because jagex wants to add new high level slayer content for players to enjoy.

They want to add more content but they're running out of space. If you're worried about your comp cape just get to ~50m xp and grind the rest out during the 3 month grace period after they release the new content, which will obviously have faster rates.

Am I irredeemable for having cat ears and dragon wings on my female character?

tfw no mention of player model rework

Are you female IRL? You don't have to answer, but that alone weighs more than playing dressup.

>female irl
>4chin

No, they're objectively good on a female character

Mostly for the dress up and because I never changed back after Recruitment Drive. I kinda like it but I don't want people to think I'm a furfag.

>caring what people think about you

atleast you don't have an entire clan convinced you're a real grill and not a tranny like I do bb

Yes, these are absolutely horrible. Especially the wings, they have no animation and half the time don't look attached. Fucking cardboard wings on your back.

Buy three keepsake keys and keepsake a white Knight chest, legs, and a white rune heraldic helm, then change your gender back pronto you inconceivable fag.

>which will obviously have faster rates

Yeah, sure.

Are you getting angry at laws of statistics now? What's next, physics?
youtube.com/watch?v=wi1GWXvzhxQ

>Your fashion sense is shit
>Spend money to get these shitty overrides instead
What did he mean by this?

That fucker is 6 gorillion standard deviations from the mean, man.

And for the record, yes, fuck variance and its related formulas and laws. They're all messy as fuck. Stuff like pic related is pretty simple once you're familiar with it but still annoying to wrap your head around the first time you see it.

I wanted to offer a fairly idiot proof set without spending too much time hmming and hahhing over what the winged nekochan fag should wear instead. White Knight set looks decent and was the first thing that came to mind.

He doesn't have to wear it but dear god does he need to change.

>cooking rock crab

The Auspah had control over fire, and thus the Fremennik found them useful for cooking rock crabs.

Grind it out now then before they add a bunch of shit mobs to clog your lists
That's what I'm doing

You can thank the 200 million bot accounts for fucking with the probability.

reminder to get your daily big meaty claws

>tfw shitty bundles

Is this for rs3?

Runescape

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am a pack yak
Baroo Baroo

Upreddit'd

Its so undeserved for Vindicta but my rng as a whole is shit.

Start doing caches, jesus christ.

Safespotting vindicta isn't an achievement

I agree 100%, been busy lately and whenever I'm on people call for help/warbands and bosses.

Thats funny because I tank for 138s all the time with 92 defence.

Ok? That has nothing to do with what I said in my comment. You very clearly didn't get that by "tanking for 138s"

What do you mean then?

Do you want me to take you to Vindicta and show you? Why do you think I have provoke and defensive abilities on my action bar?

Jesus Christ.

I mean you're a safespotting shitter.

Do you want me to take you to Vindicta or not?

Because you sound stupidly jealous from a scrub.

>calling somebody else a scrub when you have the shittiest gear
And since you're too dense to see what i'm saying, if you were "tanking" for 138s you wouldn't be getting kills with your trash gear

>projecting safespotting onto other people

I should have worded that properly, I was calling myself a scrub as I do many times on this board.

And yes I was getting kills because my mate was using an RCB due to lag. He later switched to his scythe and got pretty much every kill.

I'm not going to ask you again if you want me to show you. You can stay jealous though of my shit account though.

Jealous of*

so guys, here is 30 hours at QBD

not that great a loot but iiiiiiiiii'll take it!

Are they gonna punish people for safespotting?

didnt know qbd dropped steel bars and cannonballs

>mfw shitters think tanking can't earn kills

It would mean who is dpsing and why are they with them.

what happens if I disassemble my augmented crystal hatchet

will it turn back into a dragon hatchet

runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Augmented_crystal_hatchet

Nope

alright, guess i'm siphoning it at level 12

At my RIP skills, anyone got tips on 91-99 rc, div, hunt and dung?

only do cache for div

sinkholes were fine for me but i stopped at 95 not 99 and crystallize grenwalls = literally not time for 99 hunter

first time getting huge lamp in sinkhole, 2 levels, aight.

>not getting a huge + medium every time

Git gud

what to do with these skills during the dxp

>projecting THIS hard

>herb highest stat
wut

who /shoemaker/ here?

train them

God dammit post faster i need entertainment while i do slayer.

get invention

Elves tongue my anus

evlis' tongue minus what? what recipe are you even following?

Disassemble my nox staff for the components and buy seismics to replace it? Should I or not

Do you think paying close to 40m for a 2% dps increase is worth it?

Disassemble and buy seismics plus another nox staff

how necessary is ardy cape 4 for thieving.

the amount of times npcs ask me what I think im doing and stunlock me is ridiculous.

pretty sure ardougne cloak 4 has the same increase of success when pick-pocketing as 3

then my question changes to how necessary is ardy cape 3

-t. an achievement shitter

Keep in mind ardy cloak 3 effect only works in ardougne

thats pretty neat

kys nigger

incorrect

>ironmeme
It's useless

reroll for blood dye

Oh you're right, mistook it for cloak 2

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