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1st for honda fucking sucks ass

lmao truuuu

Honda is for piece of shit sissy trap fagget cuckbois that are afraid of riding a real bike

Will a 125 satisfy me for riding trails, I've only ever ridden my dads 250 when I was like 15, never went full throttle but will I miss the extra power?

yeah as long as it isn't a honda

lol truuu

Reminder Honda is the greatest bike in the world being handicapped by shitty Ducati electronics.

>piece of shit sissy trap fagget cuckboi detected

>in a bad mood because women
>shit day
>didn't feel like riding tonight
>decide to just cruise down the street to the gas station for a can of tea
>accidentally ride 75 miles
>two hours have gone by
>completely checked out the entire time

This happens way too often.

Reminder that Honduh ROAD BIKES are boring as fuck and gathering dust.

Honda cuckboi ayy lmao!

>Having an actual conversation about bikes in the last thread
>Now this shit
Great

>honda

Don't worry, they'll go back to school soon.

Honda cuckboi

Sadly I'm a HS teacher. SpEd no less. For me, there is no escaping rossiposters

>sat by door all day like a child on christmas eve
>tfw still no ECU
m-maybe tomorrow?
>pls don't be Tuesday I don't wanna wait

What happen?

Autism

>Texas
I wanted to like you user

>Cuckold: the post

>when someone rides/tolerates honduh

Fucking honda cuckbois not allowed to post on dbt ;)

t.cuck

Don't worry; all the fuckheads concentrate in the East. And Houston.

..and Austin.

What am I doing here again?

The special ed kids where I went to school were actually hilarious. One of them was endearingly nicknamed Patches because for some unknown reason, his shirts were always torn in exactly the same spot. He would get new shirts and they would be like that within days. Nobody knew why and nobody asked. He forgot how to use doors sometimes. Made him so upset.

He was cooler than rossiposters.

There's a nice lady in my life who I've known for almost half of it. I'm doing that thing where you think about them too much, and my last relationship conditioned me to be guilty for having positive feelings for another person. Last time this happened, I literally had to move to escape it and it still haunts me.

Also I may have accidentally been the impetus behind my coworker possibly getting laid off.

>when a honduh exists near you

If it helps probably the only two tolerable Texans I know are from DFW

>webm cut off early
Damn it

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>bike napping in sun
It must be tired.
Like a lot of things, it's unfortunate that it's the loud ones that you notice.

I shitpost more when I'm in school

Who would actually think this is a good idea?

cruiser cucks

No u

at least im not a girl killer

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>this youtube redesign

WHAT THE FUCK WHY

WHY

ITS TOTAL SHIT

BURNS MY FUCKING EYES ITS SO BRIGHT


Worst of all is my dark skin extension for youtube broke.

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>honduh riders cant into technology
really makes you think, hmm..

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>There's a nice lady in my life who I've known for almost half of it. I'm doing that thing where you think about them too much
Just fucking ask her out and stop being a cuck. You'll get an answer either way.

Also fuck feeling guilty for your feelings. Life is too short to be that self-deprecating. Do you nigga.

>Also I may have accidentally been the impetus behind my coworker possibly getting laid off.
If he/she/xhe/it is a cunt then good. If not then whatever, they'll find another job.

wut

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Ayy how ya doing man?

>Not letting me pick The Motherland Calls
Fuck you Google

You must not be in a part of the world that has had it rolled out yet.

weird that didn't (you) me.

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>Go riding with a group of guys
>Go under the speed limit
>They literally ask me why I don't wear high vis vests
>Boring as fuck, everybody has huge chicken strips

>Go for a ride with a different group of guys
>Keep busting wheelies down main streets
>Doing burnouts at stop lights
>General hoonery
>Loads of unwanted attention, they get ticketed like crazy

I just want a happy medium

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user whats a chicken strip

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>tfw I've literally never been to that whole foods

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just like tendies, except they aren't crumbed

must be a yuro thing

>Go riding with a group of guys
>Lead guy sets a few basic ground rules to keep us from getting pulled over and shit
>speed limit on straights (maybe 10-15 over for some fucked areas)
>Full street rossi in corners
>Fall into single file for corners
>No passing in corners
>Adjust position by speed once we're on a straight
>enter ride with fat tenderloins
>Leave with all my chicken tendies eaten up real good
God damn I love my group.

unused bit on tire because youre scared to lean, commonly found on honda bikes

Neither am I

Eh. I'm alright I guess. How about you?

>tfw someone recognizes where I took that picture

>tfw someone recognizes where I took that picture
That's because I'm MV user

Dentists

That whole foods is usually dead now anyway. Also sup mang get your bike back yet?

You know you killed her. It was all your fault because you didnt save her.

>motivational /dbt/
Somehow this is effective.

I keep telling myself I'm going to bring it up next time I see her, but the timing never feels right. I don't know.

I started motorcycling in order to gain confidence, and it's totally fucking worked. I can get on the side of a tire on a bike that has as much torque as a cordless drill, but women still turn me into an amorphous, gelatinous mass of punk rock angst. Fuck's sake, I'm in my mid 20's. I thought this was supposed to get easier.

>cunt
Yep.

He'll be fine. He kind of dug his own grave.

XXXXDDDDDDD LE HONDA MEME hahaha KEK LOL YAMAHU BEST BAIKU

you fucking faggots are cringeworthy honestly

nice bike, is that cbr500? im thinking about buying it because in europe with my current license restriction i can only ride max 48hp, and honda is the only producer that makes 48hp bikes. im also really digging the looks on it. i currently ride a crappy 125cc yamaha which i hate

also friendly reminder that marquez is gonna win motogp,how buttblasted are you faggots about that?

Not bad man just doing the day to day.

That was more cringeworthy than anything they did tbqh famalam

Ayy lmao what a fucking cuckboi

hahahahahaha

Marquez is going to win my dick in his butthole

LOL XDD C.U.C.K. hahaha i sure showed them guys ayy lmfaoo

post more rossi i want to jerk off to him

>Also sup mang get your bike back yet?
Nah. Still waiting on the ECU. Delivery date says Jul 27 - Aug 2nd for delivery. I was hoping it would be today(yesterday?) but for sure Aug 2nd. Just need to swap the ECU.

>I keep telling myself I'm going to bring it up next time I see her, but the timing never feels right.
You could always do what I do and just not fucking sleep ever. I'm usually too sleep-deprived to have any sense of social decency which gives me the power to do stupid shit like that at the worst moments and force an honest response.

The time will never feel right, user. The best you can do is do it when you have the chance.

LE TOP MEMES M8
>we are all suffering from crippling depression thats why we enjoy ironic memes right m8's? XD

>125 cc

It dosent get more cuckboi than that bby

Welp, failed a2
Gotta ride dirty for another month

that at work feel

wow you sure showed me im gonna kill myself now

:)

XDD

how

>tfw aced all my license tests
git gud

It's the 300R actually. 27hp, 350 pounds. With exhaust and a battery that doesn't weigh as much as a small star, you can get that to 28.5hp and around 330 pounds.

It's extremely good for city riding. It's very flicky and it loves to lean. Brakes are reasonably good, though I don't really have a great reference. Redlines at 10.5k. Going 70 mph on the highway, you're in top gear steady at 7.5k, and it's so light that the wind starts to throw you around a little. Going more than 20 or 30 miles on the highway isn't a good idea.

I so badly want more torque. And the suspension can be a bit trampoline-like at times. The front end dips substantially when you brake hard, and climbs when you give it the beans. I've heard of people working on the fork and getting a stiffer swing arm spring, which isn't expensive.

Coming up from a 125, it's a massive upgrade.

My first maintenance was a week and 2 days ago and now there's a really tiny leak coming off the skidplate.
I'm going back tomorrow.

I feel you

God damn nigga its been like half a year. Seriously though that fucking sucks

theory or practice? i just passed theory with 100% but honestly im scared im gonna fuck up somewhere while riding

>Reddit

>The time will never feel right, user. The best you can do is do it when you have the chance.
It's fucking true though. I'm 75% sure I'm going to get shot down, but I can't keep going like this.

>never fucking sleep
It's literally 3 in the morning. I have a meeting in 7 hours.

In completely unrelated news, Spidi makes fucking amazing gear.

how long have you had the bike for? because ive had my 125 for 2 months and while it was so much fun in the beginning i have to redline it now and torture it to get any sort of excitement out of it. i thought about getting a 300 too but im scared i will get bored of it soon.

>God damn nigga its been like half a year.
Nah. Only really been working on it since February. Haven't had a garage or anything to work on it so it just kinda sat over the winter. Didn't even really order any parts until it started to warm up. ECU is also toast because I'm a dumbass, but that's another story. Shop already took care of my wiring harness issues though, so it's just 4 bolts and a plug to get everything kosher.

>I'm 75% sure I'm going to get shot down, but I can't keep going like this.
Fucking do it then. If she says no just act like it never happened. You should be able to hold your autism to at least that extent.

>It's literally 3 in the morning. I have a meeting in 7 hours.
The last time I had to start work 3 hours early I decided to spend the night before playing EDF and didn't sleep at all. Get on my level.

Daily reminder that honda a shit

better than this place ;-)

Then pls leave

i enjoy watching the train wreck tho

>honda wins motogp while rossi continuely fucks up and lorenzo fails to drive in the rain

i can only imagine the pain you must be in

oh and look at the cool meme i have attached since we are doing this again :^)

Bike was unfit
Practice
What fucked me was bureaurocracy

go more into detail plens

>maybe i can learn from your mistake

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