You Laugh, You Lose

>no rust
>florida

Pick one

yes good goys, pay $6000 for a car without an engine

And you realize the engine and trans would be $3000 max.
So running driving caged FD for $9k.
Sell it for $15k

An FD with a caveman-tier axle instead of IRS like it's meant to have. Fuck.

>sa can't be set up to handle as well as irs
Lol

So fix it.
Fucking winey bitches. Damn

>pay $6000 for a 1993 FD without an engine and interior
>solid axle conversion (the fuck?)
>"so fix it"

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This has to be a fucking troll. Which one of you cunts did this.

atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/5701810549.html

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Ayy that's my town

Good ole' 240sx
charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/5703924384.html

>"Do you wanna go fast? Do wanna get stupid side ways? Wanna make panties drop?
Well I got the car for you. This badass turd is a beautiful 91 s13 coupe with a nut splitting
S13 black top sr20det shoved in it. Imported straight from Japan with only 80000km on this majestic
Beast. Car is all white, honesty paint is kinda shitty on it but you know it is a 240 so all one color is a good start. It's got your typical dings and dents from a drift turd but that's expected yo. It's also sitting on some 16x7 rota slips... I know stance life. The car runs strong and makes lots of cool noises so what more could you want. Details below "

Pic slightly related. not actual car

>he doesnt know how to fix cars

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Florida doesn't rust?

>fwd
>good drift car
>too much car for his granddaughter

Idiot

HA

why dont you do that if its so easy and will net you that much money

fucktard

real life is not a video game, you don't hit a button and magically wait for shit to sort itself out. you'd be out a month worth of free time getting that back together. granted you probably dont have a job since you have no idea how long that shit takes anyway

>mint
LOL

>solid rear axle conversion.

Why do people do this. Completely fuck a car that is meant to turn corners to make it a drag car. Just stick a rotor in something that already has solid axle.

Not him, but you are retarded. Half the back end of that car would be chopped out, as well as the strut towers probably, to fit the live axle setup. If you think that's an easy fix, you are a fucking moron.

>cranks but not drivable
>too much car for his granddaughter
I've never been more confused.

That actually doesnt look too bad. Seems to have the full interior and everything, and an SR20 blacktop is a huge bonus.

as in tukwila, washington?
that place is a complete shithole

>shortage

lost way too soon

it does near the coast. the salty sea air will fuck your car up

>too much car for her
>cranks but not driveable

omaha.craigslist.org/cto/5699370083.html

The thought that someone probably bought this car

Ad's too damn long to 'cap effectively, so before it disappears:
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Feast your eyes on this glorious transportation device.

Sit in it, breathe it, live it.

Within your mind, the dream of 1984 wraps around your thoughts, taking you away to a place where front wheel drive and a V6 co-existed in happiness.

Turn the key to hear it's powerful sixty degree six cylinder engine.

You hear that? That's the sound of awesome.

With an interior that looks like your mom's basement, go all in. Go all out. Go in between.

Feel the brown. Be the brown.

This dream could be your reality for just a thousand US dollars.

All the windows roll up and down.

The spinzie windzies are all in-tact and mounted, ready for your command.

Rubber from the future on all four corners dated 2015.

Missouri highly approves of this motor vehicle, passing all of their rigorous and righteous inspections.

Call or text me anytime at show contact info to schedule the dream drive of your life.

Are you ready?
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stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/5683392845.html

This. SA22 drag car good, FD drag car bad. SA22's are lighter to boot, and the 9" conversion kits ought to be cheaper then converting an FD to solid rear end.

Why idiots like this choose ricertaxed FD's instead of older RX's beste me. Hell, use an RX-8 instead.

Solid axles only exceed IRS om the strip, where their strength and lack of camber change is useful. However, for cornering, SA can never exceed IRS thanks to it's higher unsprung weight. You can get pretty close on a perfect, silky smooth racetrack, but not on an actual road.

im fucking dying

craigslist.org/about/best/lyn/5684705739.html

What the actual fuck

craigslist.org/about/best/spk/5655071930.html

Wat

Does Florida really rust out cars?
Haven't lived here that long,I barely even have a meth addiction.

hahahaha, this was literally my car

we stripped to s2k seats out of it, and then sold it

FUCKING QUINTS!

Drag racing, bro. He wanted to build a drag car and ran out of money.

Been living in south florida since the dawn of christ. Ive never come across rust aside from junkyards.

You're right actually. The text is pretty funny, but the car has all the usual semi-expensive drift upgrades and the price seems fair. Also the seller seems to be pretty open about what this car is.

Fucking quints. Fucking check em fucking fuckers

Checked Republic

It looked fine until I started reading.

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That car isn't worth $4500 running.

Lel

>12.5K
>Only one really shitty picture at night

This man is special

>are you a vapist? This car is for you
Topkek

>muh upgrades
Protip: nobody values those upgrades at all

>are you a vapist
my sides

Would buy just because of the ad.
10/10

>Scotty explains why your car is shit.jpg

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Only if you live near the coast.

For one of those, it's in fantastic condition too.

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This has largely gone un-noticed!

>doors: 3
>top speed: yes

$45,000 obo i know what i have

What's wrong with 3 doors user?

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>SOLID REAR AXLE CONVERSION

>too much car

By this measure what wouldn't be? A fucking metro?

That's actually not a bad deal. Looks like most of the pieces are there.