[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

So I want to get 17 front and 42 rear sprockets for my XV250. Do I need to get a different size chain than stock, or will the stock size work?

Damn check out that rear tire. Why is so lumpy?

What are stock sprocket sizes and how much adjustment room do you have in each direction?

>2nd day at new rehab program
>automatically pick out the cutest girl in the room
>it's a ditzy airhead 18-yr old brown girl with the face of a 15 year old
>chat her up
>really cute smile and straight-forward conversations. really curious and raised innocent and shut-in from the evils of the world
>imagine corrupting her virgin mouthpussy with my cyst-covered chinese motherfucker cock with her looking up at me and asking me "does it feel good squidanon onii-chan?"
>bring bike into conversation
>offer to teach her how to ride
>she doesn't know how to ride a bicycle
>offer to teach her how to ride a bicycle
>doesn't have a bicycle
>offer to sell her a bicycle
>doesn't have $50
>offer to let her borrow it until she saves up
>doesn't have a way of transporting it
>offer to take it apart and bring it to her in my dad's car
This is the second time I'm going to be getting into a mentally ill's girl's pants using my bike as a teastetoy. I think she's god mild autism too or something because she's totally trusting and easy to boss around. She'd probably ask you what to do while giving you a blowjob.

ALL HERE
except for car user

sand?

>>offer to teach her how to ride
>>she doesn't know how to ride a bicycle
>>offer to teach her how to ride a bicycle
>>doesn't have a bicycle
>>offer to sell her a bicycle
>>doesn't have $50
>>offer to let her borrow it until she saves up
>>doesn't have a way of transporting it
sounds like she's making up excuses to avoid you

btfo
don't be a cuck

Did you just take that? Good morning SEM.

post more pics pls.

And who's the autistic shitter cuckjob with the GS500 with the front wheel turned to the other way? Piss in his gas tank.

but my damage control is she's down with it and we had lunch together. I didn't have my phone but it's too early to ask for her number anyway.

Yeah like a 100cc two stroke trials bike would do that.

>fkg
>speed triple
>xr125
>r6
>old aftrica twin
>whatever that yellow BMW is called
>465
>???
>???
>Caps lock user's XR650R
>???
How many did I get wrong?

who packed the gatorade in his side pouches? also pass dat joint yo

It's a sand paddle

that street triple looks like shit without the head fairing and regular mirrors.

those are just veins on my dick user. now bend over.

Everyone but the R1 and the guy on the left has shit taste.

Stripped my oil bolt nut smooth as a dome.

...

Can I sniff your taint

sure is epic at SEM xD

Yeah but those things have the world's tiniest fuel tanks and no seat so just get a 200 cc dirtbike

I'd rather not be a nigger shitbike rider.

on the topic of supermeets- did both of the remaining SAM anons show up?

my what?

assume KIA/MIA

You mean you paid for her lunch?
Dude you're the one who has autism. But that was obvious from the moment you bought a 250, moreso when you started ricing the fuck out of it

your taint

Fuck this hurts. something was itching on the back of my neck so I started to scratch at it and I felt my hand knock something big and squishy off. It started to hurt really bad then so I went to the bathroom and set up a double mirror to look at the back of my head and it looked like a stinger there.

I finally look normal again from my last bee sting- why does this have to happen again?

SEM GUYS POST MORE PICS HERE
NOT IN THE SUPER SECRET CHAT BECAUSE NO ACCESS TO PC RIGHT NOW
MAKE ME JELLY

The hospital provides the lunches.

I almost did that the first time I was changing oil

Your perineum, the spot between your package/butt, can I sniff it

t-thanks

You can file a groove across it and use a flattip screwdriver or something.

Half the shitty hex screws on my bike were converted to square-head.

You've kept yours in good shape I see.

So a fairing bolt is stripped to fucking shit from the old owner of my bike, I've put it off for a good while but I need to check the coolant level. And it's just stripped, he tried to drill it with what seems like a really shitty drill, so it's just smooth in the screw-head.

What do

Fuck no it's just detailed for the sale. I only got the right hand sticker last week

It's torked real tight with a crush washer nothing's gonna turn it since I'm assuming I stripped it by turning it the wrong way too. Going to have to pay a dealer to drill it out or something I cant reach well under the bike either.

btw a replacement key costs 10$

kys

I bent my key when I went over the handlebars that one time but I bent it back into shape. Besides there's two keys

No user, I don't want to kiss you. You are a boy. Kissing boys is gay.

I lost both. A nigger stole a copy to try and get my bike once.

You don't know that

>break gascap key off when forcing in because lock is gummed up
>pull broken end out with needlenose
>buy key blanks
>file new copy by hand
kek

It's only gay if you swallow his spit or run your hand up his tight butt.

You cucks are broke as hell go to the dealer.

how much should i expect to pay for a non-shit bike

But it's okay if he swallows mine right? Or gently slips a finger around my rim?

Two bareback ones behind the shed

Honda isn't cutting me a fucking key for an '86, you mama's boy fix-it-for-me know-nothing.

But ebin memes aside, it matters where you live. Where I am, all SV650Ses cost around 1500 yurobux

Is it true?

What

no

...

Anyone have any experience with off road armor? I'm not wearing a jacket cause of the heat lately, but I've been thinking about one of those hard vests with the shoulder protection.

Pros
Look like a vidya character
Breathable

Cons
Look like a vidya character?

That can be really nice especially when riding in rocky areas, but I would recommend trying them on before buying. They are very uncomfortable if they don't fit perfectly.

That Honda a KTM?

KTM a fucking shit.
POO.IN.LOO.

Our motorcycle dealer died and now his wife is selling off all remaining bikes. Budget is $3k and I need to decide quick, first there with cash in hand gets the bike no questions asked

2006 SV650 - $900 - 8k miles - A+ condition
1998 GS500 - $500 - 14k miles - A condition
2004 R6 - $1400 - 22k miles - A condition
2005 GSXR 600 - $1900 - 18k miles - A+ condition
2009 ZX6R - $2000 - 12k miles - B condition

potential sidebikes
1990 KLR250 - $350 - 22k miles - C condition
1993 DR650 - $500 - 35k miles - B condition
1996 DR350 - $600 - 17k miles - B condition
1982 CX500 - $500 - 29k miles - C+ condition
1979 KZ900 - $750 - 32k miles - B condition
1984 DT250 - $250 - 12k miles - C condition

ayye lmao

Thanks, anything specific to look for on fitment?

What type of riding are you going to do user?

I'd go for R6 + DR65', but I'm an experienced rider.

Buy them all, sell the ones you don't like at a profit.

SV+R6+DR650 do it

DR 650
2005 GIXXUH
sv 650

Where is this?

SV650 and gixxer

Tight, if it's loose it'll slide around and you won't be able to move right. And the protection will slide off the areas you need it.

So where are all the SEM pics?

in the secret SEM chat

Whats the point in that? So SEM really is just a circlejerk.

>for a year nobody I knew crashed
>last week this happened
>two days ago one friend broke his arm
>today I see photos of another friend walking around with a broken leg
Who's next? Who will die first? Christ maybe I should stop riding for a while... But I didn't ride for two months how much can a man last

More of a circle fuck

Zx6
sv650
or the 2 drs

Post them here pls, can't access thread on mobile and I want to be jelly.

>tfw not at SEM

I had to take a lonely evening ride....
But then the Eurobeat kicked in and I had to go way to fast.
Where you a good boy and took a ride today?

Hello there fellas,

i finally added all you people who wrote me mails now. if youre still not added, check your emails because some people forgot to send me their locations etc.

since a few asked me if i addend SEM this year, no, i cant.
first off i only have my shitbike at the moment, and im in training without any free time at all.
but thanks for asking kek

what the fuck its already happening?

Fkg and drop user are probably raping and behading anons right now.

nice try ameri user
it's more organized because people only talk about SEM while if you'd manage it over the dbts, people would pretend to be sem members and shit everything up and trolling n stuff

they'll post the pics after SEM I guess, when censoring and everything is done.
I'm watching the secret SEM chat und there have been no images that haven't been posted here.

Jawohl, heute ist the weekend wo es abgeht. sind alle there ausser SAAB user.
drop user isn't even there
fucking poorfag

I wish I could come ;__;
Next year, I hope.

Just tell whos there so me can make bets

Thats why all the shitposting lately

>tfw have a sport bike as my daily driver, illegally split lanes and speed constantly
>tfw once in awhile my bike will spend a week in the garage
>tfw starting the same day i start driving my truck i see highway patrol staked out every single day, all day, on the roads I use daily

feels good. I see riding is somewhat of a gamble. Some days are not going to be good for you. Sometimes when I put my bike away for a few days or for a week, i'm in my truck driving and notice that if i was in the same area around the same and was on my motorcycle instead of a cage, I would've had a baaad day

nah that's why there no Europeans here posting, sp you get Americans and aussies shitposting 24/7
they posted a group image last thread, user.
drobe?
>mgw mopette immer noch nicht fertig
lmao

No, I've been shitposting exclusively on /int/ the past week or so. Stayed away from /dbt/ because of the rampant shitposting.

>shit eating grin
fuckin monster AG bike

Ayyy
Kommst du nu nach Berlin du Spinner?