Sometimes I really hate this game. Sometimes I just get put with the shittiest players that might as well be toddlers.
Literally just played a match as Reinhardt. Having gold in everything besides healing. When we have a Roadhog, McCree, and Genji.
Yes, I'm venting
Connor Campbell
okay guys what the fuck
Nolan Robinson
a joke that got taken too far
Nathan Brooks
>its another "team cannot comprehend what the magical blue square does" episode
David Brooks
>Ana >defending point b on anubis >whole enemy team is advancing in the right room >our Reinhardt still has his shield up at the front >doesn't notice >I start spamming "group up!" >doesn't notice >enemy team coming >nano him >he runs down the middle walkway out to their spawn >everyone on point dies including me IVE NEVER SEEN SUCH BAD TUNNEL VISION IN MY LIFE
Zachary James
I'm waiting until HIV poz lucio makes the news
Caleb Rogers
Who /ps4/ here?
Kevin Richardson
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Connor Clark
>Ana >defending
Owen Stewart
your mother's an anal slut addicted to white cock, kid
Lucas Rogers
Anyone else here can't fucking stand quickplay ? I have fucking 65+% winrate in competitive and am top500 but I swear to fucking god I have to try hard so much in quickplay and I cannot fucking play supports cause every team I get is a bunch of the worst retards, this is me ooga team booga at its finest.
Ethan Murphy
Me bitch
Leo Peterson
Some people just have 0 situational awareness.
I think it's probably because some people are listening to something else while playing. Sometimes I'll listen to podcasts or CWC videos.
I still keep them low enough so I can hear what's going on around me though.
John Collins
>King of the Hill >win first round with a little elbow grease nothing intensive just some effort >Mercy changes to Bastion/Torbjorn/Hanzo >DEFEAT
Jaxon Hall
Who would you date?
Landon Rodriguez
>Mercy in Koth
you were destined to lose
Jaxson Turner
>nathan grayson
Logan Davis
I know what you mean, qp is just a nightmarish land of meme comps and "lol dude is just a game/quickplay XDDDD", so I stick with comp most of the time, while I might land with a team of retards at least they are trying to do their best and the one hero limit is just god sent blessing, Also if win I can at least get some sort of reward.
Leo Reyes
bastion
Zachary Turner
Is top 500 active yet? What rank do you have to be to get it?
We won the first round fucking easy because our Reinhardt was kept alive and everyone else knew their role. Then for some unfathomable reason, our Mercy decided to be an asshole. More so than they were being in Match chat about our team "getting their heads out their asses".
Caleb Lopez
Are you implying he never got some? Is that why he's so bitter and angry at 76?
Jackson Turner
Pharah or young Ana
Hunter Wood
I logged in yesterday just like I do everyday, I will make 3000SR today.
START: 2601SR (Full 6 man team of super friends with mics and a plan) >Win 2626 >Win 2648 >Win 2684 >Win 2701 >Win 2748 >Win 2791 >Win 2814 >Win 2844 >Win 2881 >Win 2904 >Win 2930 >Enemy team is full 6 man stack at combined 3101SR >LOSE 2901 My team has to disconnect, 2 of the guys will stay online with me, 3 person team now, We've been playing now for about 3 hours together. >LOSE >2874 >LOSE 2833 >LOSE 2804 >LOSE 2777 >LOSE 2744 Now the other guys disconnect, its just me, Solo Q time >LOSE 2713 >LOSE 2691 >LOSE 2650 >LOSE 2613 >LOSE 2588
Jordan Howard
Reinhardt
Adam Parker
>kept playing after losing 3 games in a row Why?
Lucas Lopez
Tank is guarding of choke. Point is contest! Do you see enemy? (Y/N) >N Check on point. >Y Is it many enemies seen? >Just one enemy. Check on point. >It is many enemy. Remain guarding of choke.
Grayson Gray
whoah
even at a day off i go for like maybe 5 or 7 ranked matches for the whole day
Aiden Parker
Are you a masochist or are you just that stubborn? I admire that you set a goal and stuck with it, but at some point you're just smashing your face into the wall for nothing.
Next time, know when it's time to modify your plan.
Dylan Miller
How was your summer, /owg/?
Luke Morgan
>hambeast mei this is the worst meme
Austin Long
too hot to go outside so i stayed in and played video games all summer
Julian Jones
Cutest and best pairing
Christian Torres
I play by the 2 games rule myself
Get on, win or lose the two games, go do something else for 30min-2hours, get back on
repeat
been a steady climb so far.
also never play on friday nights and weekends. especially saturday mornings.
Isaiah Rodriguez
>also never play on friday nights and weekends. especially saturday mornings.
wut
Jackson Lopez
Weather wasn't that scorching and miserable so good. I also got the one thing I really wanted from the summer event. Only took 55 levels. Luckily I was sort of near 100.
Christian Hernandez
I'm scared my luck will run out.
Ryder Cooper
Me too, haha.
Cameron Hill
ive consistently lost more matches due to
shitty genji players torb on attack/koth ME HANJO garbage mei "she op" players and disconnects
on fridays and weekends than any other day of the week. ive started logging just to see if there was any merit to it and there was.
James Scott
what luck, you're a plat shitter who's barely played any games. forced 50 comes for everyone
Nolan Hill
>torb on koth why is this shit so common
Hudson Jones
>also never play on friday nights and weekends. especially saturday mornings. Early morning is bad in general. Koreans of wildly inconsistent skill levels thanks to mass shared PC bang accounts, and no ability to communicate.
Not sure why weekends are so bad, but they are.
Jace Powell
players think that you can trick the enemy team into dying to the turrent easily if they try to push past the hill top
Kayden Jackson
>ME HANJO last two comp. matches attack, I pick Rein; AND then there's Hanzoooooo!
Kevin Kelly
He knows what's up, those are the hours when the average age of the general online crowd is the lowest.
Nathan Martin
I actually play a lot in early morning, its late night/at around 3-4 CST(right around when school lets out. . .) that i find games start turning into shit-fests.
Anthony Smith
Mei and D.Va look kind of weird there. That Tracer is cute, though.
Benjamin Roberts
Once their skill level plateaus it should. Unless the matchmaker isn't working.
But no one wants to reach an equilibrium. You should just keep going up forever and winning 70% of the time. Must be a broken game.
Matthew Lee
ive won my fair share of torb koth games
it works wonders against disorganized teams, but fails miserably if at least one of them gets triggered so much that they switch to counter me and dedicate their whole time getting to my turrets.
it also doesnt help when my team refuses to fight near the turret's line of sight and somehow blame it for not being useful
finally, i just first tell my team to rush the point and let me build a distraction turret outside the point to gauge the enemy's awareness if theyre competent enough i just switch out when i die , but if they keep getting distracted by me and my turret instead of the objective then i just forge on
Aiden Torres
Wagecuck here, my only hours for gaming are from about 8-12 PM EST. Fucking blows because this is when all the scrubshit CoDkiddies are on and they ruin the game.
The problem lies when the other torb players dont switch, either because they think they can still work it, or they're stubborn/tolls.
Liam Ortiz
Does Blizzard have sales from time to time? I've been thinking about getting a second account/game copy, but would like to not pay the full prize.
Gavin Williams
What is it in a man's psyche that attracts him to a woman's ass? There's no evolutionary or biological reason to be attracted to an ass. What is it, guys?
Grayson Walker
>win as a 6stack >lose as not a 6stack >play without 6 stack anyway
Your own fucking fault
Wyatt Clark
>Sitting quietly in your room browsing Veeky Forums >all of a sudden your two roommates Genji and D.Va break down your door >They yell at you to stop being such a stupid weeb and marathon every episode and movie of Evangelion with them
What would you do in this situation?
Anthony Morgan
widowmaker is not that cute
Zachary Adams
I assume it'd be efficient to attract mates from all angles, and the booty is the most prominent feature seen from the rear.
William Thomas
Did you pay omage to your goddess today?
Ryan Baker
go back to doing what i was doing since I've already seen it all
Dominic White
>team that is so bad that you get gold damage as Mercy
Really activates your healstream.
Nathaniel Lee
there is, not the ass directly but the THICCness of it.
because big tits + small waist + PHAT ASS = ready to be fertilized (provided that the subject is a relatively fit cavewoman)
this is why in our wonderful brothas and sistas of the african persuasion still exhibit base characteristics for extreme muscular builds for men and extreme THICCness for their women
Dylan Evans
>There's no evolutionary or biological reason to be attracted to an ass
but the ass is where the peepee goes so we can reproduce. that sound pretty evolutionary to me
Camden Davis
>There's no evolutionary or biological reason to be attracted to an ass. More fat means more food means better survival. Assuming the ass is well formed as well, in which case it won't be seen as unhealthy.
Connor Gutierrez
I need more classy Widow
Chase Edwards
this is my fetish but i don't like symmetra
Joshua James
Obviously.
Juan Sanders
>it's another "go winston on KOH and another teammate picks Rein" episode
DEATHBALL DOESN'T WORK ON KOH REEEEEEEEE
Josiah Jackson
Then why aren't we attracted to obesity? Biologically speaking an obese person could survive longer without food and in harsher winter conditions.
Nathan Torres
Lies and slander. qtberry
Dominic Thomas
>Then why aren't we attracted to obesity? >Assuming the ass is well formed as well, in which case it won't be seen as unhealthy.
Alexander Torres
Playing Torb on KOTH is really risky because you HAVE to rely on your team being competent enough to push to the point.
Otherwise, you'll have to switch to someone else and do it yourself.
Jacob Carter
to everyone his own, I guess
Evan Kelly
Reinhardt works fine if you have a Reaper and Mei.
Winston is just a tickle-tank
James Moore
What rank did you guys place at, and how many games did you win/lose? Is it actually affected by personal performance?
I'm about to place and nervous that I'll get a lot worse than all my friends.
Brayden Ward
>stop being stupid weeb and watch anime Wait is the issue being stupid and not the weeb? And I don't want to watch 100 year old anime they must have way better shit by now
Landon Hill
you seem to be insisting that whatever the first knuckledragging cavedwellers in the past looked at as "attractive" is supposed to carry on until today
the collective human perception on what are considered good/bad things change over time user
Jack Foster
Many men are attracted to obesity.
Regardless, obesity isn't healthy, so your mind doesn't usually dupe you into getting a boner for every fat chick you see.
Isaac Robinson
if only she was farting, it would be much better.
Henry Butler
It was essentially impossible to be obese during the tens of thousands of years anatomically modern humans spent hunting and gathering.
Malformation is perceived as genetic damage, even if that isn't the origin.
Austin Gomez
Now that's a shrine I can worship Who knows personal medals have some effect but its mostly based on your last season for SR gain and lost. I haven't seen a single write up that agrees or even knows how exactly it works. I guess blizzard is vague to keep people form 'exploiting' it or something.
Gavin Wilson
>Is it actually affected by personal performance? yes
Charles Walker
Why are women so into dude butts if any of this is the case?
Do they all secretly want to peg their men?
Xavier Smith
Winston can be anywhere on a KotH map in under 5 seconds and is a guarantees kills in 1 on 1s and any situation that isn't a 6 stack if you're next to a DPS
Rein by comparison just shits himself as he gets shot from every direction
Carson Perez
What rank to you have to be to be top 500
Nolan Hill
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Nicholas Murphy
Apparently it depends on your s1 rank. I ranked 32 last season and got 1972 now with a 5-5 w/l. Don't take the words of a shitter for truth, though.
Wyatt Parker
>tfw you encounter that rare Autistic Unicorn that mains Widowmaker at platinum rank and it's obvious they suck shit because you have gold medals for all elimination categories as reinhardt.
Why can't autists main heroes in quick-play where the rest of their garbage ilk thrive?
Camden Cooper
won 5 lost 5 2163 barely got the chance to play ranked on previous season, was 45 before the end of season
Jeremiah Myers
when you 8 win streak all the way up to diamond from playing solely zen
Nathaniel Williams
Anime '''''artstyle''''' was a fucking mistake.
Benjamin Kelly
this game doesnt prioritize player skill jesus christ