Turn on the radio

>turn on radio
>no radio

>FRETTING AWAY
>THE MOMENTS THAT MAKE UP A DULL DAY

>turn on radio
>AH HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
Even better when it comes on while actually headin towards/near La grange

>Turn on aussie radio
>twee Triple Gay JJJ shit
>immediately turn it off

>turn on radio
>it ain't me starts playing

>turn up radio
>not loud enough
>turn it up more
>its ok
>really getting into it exhaust being loud
>cant hear music
>turn radio up more
>VOLUME MAX
>still not loud enough

>Turn on the radio
>This is what you came for
>Roast tires a bit and park again

How did they know?

>turn on radio
>Otherside

>Turn on radio
>KORT EL FES GUNGNIR

>turn on Radio
>"~ the best of 70's, 80's and 90's"

>turn on the radio
>SHE DA BABE, I'M HER BULL, AND SHE GON BREAK THE BALLS, RIDE OR DIE, SHE GON GO
At first I thought 'how the fuck does this shit make it into mainstream radio, is society this BLACKED already', turns out I just misheard the lyrics.

>Turn on radio
>THERE WILL BE CAKE BY THE OCEAN
>switch stations
>CAKE BY THE OCEAN
>switch stations
>incomprehensible rap music playing
>turn off radio
>radio won't turn on anymore

happens every time i drive somewhere

Which Otherside are we talking?

>turn on radio
>tune to 106.9fm
>plug phone into loose 3.5mm jack coming out of glovebox
>'me auntie nora once farted for 5 minutes'

>turn on radio
>dont have radio because motorcycle
>wheelie away in happiness because all radio is shit anyway.

>tfw I might get to fly hueys next year

No, you're correct. Commercial rap is complete and utter garbage. There are artists that redeem the genre but you will never ever hear them on the radio because it doesn't appeal to 'dem bois in da streetz'.

>turn on radio
>BUTTERS GETTING HARD
>I WANNA PIZZA PIE

>turn on radio
>this is playing youtube.com/watch?v=jxue6dkfW1g
>mfw she's portuguese
>mfw she's 16

>Buy cressida
>someone broke autocollapsing antenna
>let's play one my 1000 cassettes
>cassette player doesn't work
>mfw

>Turn on Radio
>"Hola, hola na"
>"She telling me this"
>"And telling me th-"
>change station
>"She said, "Hola. ¿Cómo estás?"
>Turn off radio and sigh realizing how shit the radio is now

>turn on radio
>MY NAME IS NO, MY SIGN IS NO, MY NUMBUH IS NO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Peppers

Is there any other well known Otherside?

That song also gets me in the feels for some reason

>turn on radio
>WURR WURR DURR HURR WURR HE NAH DINNA HURR HURR WURR WURR DURR SO ME PUT IN WURR DURR DURR WURR HURR
Literally the worst chorus of 2016.

>turn on radio
>I AIN'T GONNA DO YOUR LAUNDRY, I AIN'T YOUR MAMA, NO MORE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, THINGS ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE
>realize that bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
>turn off radio, pet my loyal dog and at least do my laundry myself without some fucking cunt complaining to me all day

Apparently there's one by Macklemore. Good taste though.

>Turn car on
>radio self-activates
>Bluetooth connects and starts
>CAMERA THEIF
>TAKE PICTURES
>RUN WITH THE PARALLEL STITCHES
>ATTACH MY FEET TO THE PATH I BEAT, TEACH MYSELF TO KEEP THE ANSWERS BREIF

Good choice.

>turn on radio
>roundabout start playing
>random accident happens near the beginning

its like playing Russian roulette every time it plays

>turn on radio
>Hello..... It's-
>yawn then change station
>For the the times-
>feeling drowsy
>mfw 2 minutes later

Boring music is fucking cancer. How do fucking normies tolerate this bullshit nonstop? I thought the radio was supposed to be of cheesy poppy shit that makes feel happy.

>turn on the radio
>ONCE I WAS 7 YEARS OLD

>turn on the radio
>I WISH I FOUND SOME BETTER SOUNDS NO ONE'S EVER HEARD

YEAH ME TOO INSTEAD OF LISTENING TO THIS SHIT FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME

>go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely

>turn on radio
>HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

>Turn on the radio
>SHE SAID KONNICHIWA

>turn on radio
>LOSER I'M A SECRET LOSER

>turn on radio
>It's the news or your favorite radio host speaking

>long distance driving
>listen to the same news 20 fucking times

>There's a cop in front of you

It was a big big world, but we thought we were bigger
Pushing each other to the limits, we were learning quicker

...

...

>the only Floyd song they EVER play

Fuck right in the feels op reminds me of last summer when I had a fling with a beautiful girl from Vermont she then started talking about moving here (kc) and having kids FUCKING DROPPED great song tho senpai

>Turn on radio
>I WANT TO TURN BACK TIME
>TO THE GOOD OL DAYS
>put in eurobeat CD faster than the speed of light

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>turn on radio
>whatever song I chose is playing because I use an aux jack like a normal person

>turn car on
>plug phone into tape deck adaptor
>plug charging cable into cigarette lighter
>hit 'cassette'
>I MUST HAVE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN, CAUSE IT WAS A QUARTER PAST ELEVEN, ON A SATURDAY IN 1999

>MONAAAAY
>It's a crime

>turn on the radio
>TODAY I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOIN' ANYTHAAAANG

>turn on radio
>WHEN I WAS ELEVEN YEARS OLD MY DADDY-
>turn off radio

>turn on radio
>talk radio guy is shitposting about cyclists being complete cunts

youtube.com/watch?v=zENtEumtyBI

>get hit by car
>be smug to the cagers helping carry my broken body to an ambulance

>hello
>is there anybody in there
>just nod if you can HEMI

that's the one we get here the most
Dj on the local classic rock station is a car bro/computer bro/smoking buddy of mine and let's me pick the lineup sometime.

Pnr

>Turn on the radio
>Nah, fuck it, turn it off

youtube.com/watch?v=NCzW6xQatlA

>only good radio station starts playing pop rock instead of classic
>buy $6 FM Transmitter from Amazon
>sort of fits in cig lighter
>have to turn car stereo volume all the way up it's so quiet
>hit bump
>ear piercing PTSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>THEIF
>BREIF
>EIF
>EI

>Turn on radio
>O FREEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUNDE
>Playing the 9th again, what a surprise
>...wait
>NICHT DIIIIIIIIIIEEESE TÖNE
>Oh shit, that's my dad's voice
>This is an older CSO recording, then.
>The 9th never gets old, anyway

Ugh go away

>Turn on the radio
>"In our 40 minute commercial free 40 minute rock block with no commercials, that's commercial free, we're going to be playing 40 minutes of commercial free AC/DC songs. Only on Charlotte's 99.7, the big ol' hairy fox dick."

>turn on stupid pop radio station I listened to as a kid
>"I'M FALLIN SO I'M TAKIN IT SLOW ON MY-"
>drink gallon of bleach
>try to switch to station that plays '80s music during the weekends
>"ONCE I WAS ELEVEN Y-"
>take shot of bleach and rum
>switch to classic rock
>some 60 year old guy whining in a musical manner
>kill self on the spot

>remember phone, mount and cable the next day
>drive around with no worries

>Bought car with functional radio
>Pull out ancient head unit and replace with a newer one because I'm a huge faggot ricer
>Ariel connection snaps off inside old radio
>Considering putting back in old radio when I sell the car

>turn on radio
>HEY THERE DELILAH WHAT'S IT LIKE IN NEW Y...
>switch to USB input and never touch radio for another month.

>turn on radio
>nothing good playing in 1
>change to 2
>same thing
>go to 3 and still nothing
>keep pressing buttons until something finally appears

>using headphones while driving
kill yourself.

PORTO
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I never listen to the radio myself, but this dude where I work always puts a radio on. They literally play the exact same shit every single day. The same songs over and over and over. I swear they even play them at the same times. Is it like that everywhere?

There are so many top 40 channels it's not funny.

>have subs
>be obnoxious everywhere
Life is good

It's not even top 40, I think I hear wanted dead or alive and free fallin about 500 times a week.

the "top x number" stations always do that, they go through the same 20 or something songs in the same day
at least some stations way a little more like a day or so until they repeat them

Based.
Other day i've heard Turn It Again, of all the things. I miss their more funky phase.

They all play the same shit. I feel like I'm in a GTA game with the songs repeating every few minutes, except the songs suck and the DJs aren't funny.

>He doesn't have a glove box filled with 80s cds

>phone dies
>turn on radio
>HUH , DIRTY MONEY, I GOTTA CERTAIN HABIT PURCHASING AUTOMOBILEZ
>forced to listen to nothing

>turn on radio
>orange crush plays

>turn on radio
>god is in the radio
youtube.com/watch?v=zzIfpkeHamw

>enter car
>turn car on
>head unit lights up with a fade-effect
>fades the text "CONNECTING" for a few seconds
>my phone detects the head unit is within range
>phone checks if tablet is in range
>it is, connected to its dock above the HU
>shares network to tablet automatically
>tablet now also sees HU and phone are in range
>automatically opens up spotify
>picks up from where I left off
All of this in a manner of seconds in a car from 1996.
>alternatively
>phone doesn't find tablet in range
>opens spotify and starts playing

Get on my Tasker level

>car came with a shitty after market stereo and only lets me hear classic music or Spanish
>I don't like Spanish music but it's better than listening to classic music
>this song comes on
youtube.com/watch?v=7xsUB0PqU8k
>jam out to it anyways

...

You mean fortunate son?

Pop music has been especially shit the last few years, for some reason normies all want slow songs that then get remixed into upbeat dance tracks

>turn on radio
>CLONK
>begins to play some old 90's techno mixtape

>tfw escapism keeps you alive and kicking

>turn on radio
>COOL VIBRATIONS

>buy car with "broken" radio
>Just needs a code
>Pull it out, code is written on the sticker
>Put in code
>Radio fires up
>Starts playing ZZ Top's Terminator
>Rock out before sticking in my tape aux

Some Gigi D'Agostino feels.

>drive car again today
>radio isnt loud enough
>comon i really like this song
>turn it up to vol max
>still cant hear it well

guys am i going deff?

But Radio 4 gives me my news for the day.