You come out of the store having bought some beer and cheetos to see this guy slouched over the back of your car

You come out of the store having bought some beer and cheetos to see this guy slouched over the back of your car.

"Nice fucking car retard, how much did your dad pay for this? I can tell you only drive this as a poser as you're running some pretty shitty tyres kiddo."

How do you respond?

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Steal his passport and watch as he gets deported back to India for no proof of identification, and therefore classed as an illegal immigrant.

Also punch him in the face, for good measure.

call the police about a muslim threatening me

i'm gonna guess you're both american

Im not running shitty tyres tho

Ya because a brit would've sucked his cock already.

You dropped your meme on the wrong board, kid. Back to /b/ with you.

"yes , sir i'm sorry pls teach me master "

Probably get in and take off.

The folks on the south and west sides of my city would kill for less.

Wait, Chris H is an Indian?

why are americans so obssessed with race?

What, you thought he was
>white
?

they are the biggest cuckolds

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>at 55%, the most represented nationality was American

Obviously no you retard, I thought he was an african american.

Why are you so obsessed with breathing?

He's actually Chandraprakash Harishandra

well, mental illnesses do tend to get worse the longer you suffer them

it's as important as breathing now? wow

lel

"I hope you didn't get your fingerprints on it, buddy. That's the car I use to haul bodies for the mob and I'm sure the cops are getting close."

FUCK OFF YOU NONWHITE KEK

>stare bewildered at his autism as I get back on the bus

you're trying far too hard my african friend

>I can tell you only drive this as a poser
I drive a cavalier

This
>I can tell because of your cheap tires you only drive this economy car as a poser

>African
I'll have you know Argentinians are white

>nothing he's been dead 20 years and you look like you could be one of my illegitimate children from when I fucked half of thailand.

>unsheaths katana

*teleports behind you*

>nothing personal kid

ask him why they use them as factory tires on ferraris if they're shit

If you run economy tyres on anything ever you should KILL yourself.

"Who the fuck di you think you are packi? Go back to delivering rice."

"What tyres do you run on your taxi?"

>you should get worse mpg because I don't like mpg
I commute 150 miles per day asstard

>Can't afford a house close to work.
You should kill yourself.

>everyone should own a house
You don't know how an economy works

One of us can afford a house the other is too poor to even rent close to work. I'll take a guess which one has a better understanding of the economy and finances.

So your suggestion is that I buy bfg rivals?
In what way is that a sound economic decision? You've already outed yourself as a retard.
Plus, what's the point in performance tires when my second vehicle runs an 11 second quarter mile?

do you honestly expect people to believe you own two vehicles when you cant afford a house? Unless you think a bus runs 11 second quarters. You should probably look into the performance of property as an investment over the last 50 years before you make yourself look even more stupid than you already do, it's not too late to admit you are a moron and try to fix your life rather than flipping burgers for the rest of your McLife.

>vehicles are expensive
Nah

>african american
Why didnt you just say nigger? Are you a faggot?

top bantz, but sadly true

"What? That's not my ride, it's his." *points at a Kali Muscle lookalike*

Watch him shit brick and mortar

You're right, I should spend $150/each on Pirelli Super Sports in 185/65R14. Neck yourself you edgelord

>Pirelli Super Sports
B8

Tell him to get the fuck off my car before I beat his ass.

fuck off swecuck

Actually when I bought my car it had these new tires that were shitty so I just plan on getting a good set of tires after I trash these

Not an argument.