/nsunsg/ - Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

Firespawn
Firespawn

Uzumaki Edition

Coming soon: Road to Boruto
animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-09-12/naruto-shippuden-ultimate-ninja-storm-4-road-to-boruto-expansion-arrives-in-europe-on-february-3/.106361

Gameplay: youtube.com/watch?v=4J6y8_1w4ns

Trailers:
youtube.com/watch?v=MEGRwiQ9j08
youtube.com/watch?v=eGcKgQBBRxo

Other various info:
youtube.com/watch?v=SQHumezGBDU
youtube.com/watch?v=HzG3PKw1rx4
youtube.com/watch?v=Mev-wFnH0s0

Steam Group
steamcommunity.com/groups/NSUNSG/

Discord group
discord.gg/0tYAz6VE2zJENjBI

New to Storm and/or coming from "traditional" fighting games?
forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/comment/7766808/#Comment_7766808

How to force a jump blocker to do something offensive
youtube.com/watch?v=pMPEHZjOTWo

Naruto Abridged Series (best re-write):
overloke.imgur.com/

Screenshot album
imgur.com/a/tiAWA/all

/nsunsg/-approved fanfiction
docs.google.com/document/d/1IdKzPOFC6J_qhL-1BzyNEvVqhp73cD5oUGFVnqgbbEA/edit#

Hall of Anal Devestation
imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/all

TLAnon's Patreon
patreon.com/TLAnon

R20 GM's summaries of the game so far
dropbox.com/s/uds093rtywlm38k/Game Summaries.pdf?dl=0

Naruto Artbooks, Music, Manga, etc.
pastebin.com/SmwKFShb

old thread:
veekyforums.com/thread/155058594/video-games

Other urls found in this thread:

a.pomf.cat/sdgyzc.webm
veekyforums.com/thread/155058594/video-games
fanfiction.net/s/12158691/1/Friendly-Advice
fanfiction.net/s/12158696/1/Birds-of-a-Feather
youtube.com/watch?v=c7hJ7QGZCCY
youtube.com/watch?v=M9BtCRqNp0I
youtube.com/watch?v=QkcaX92BGz8
youtu.be/7BMiI3Xj0F8?t=34m50s
exhentai.org/g/708021/3307becbea/
exhentai.org/g/975122/f17ecb344f/
logicalincrements.com/
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IntimateHealing
vocaroo.com/i/s1VP8QBOMK9R
strawpoll.me/11251569
youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA
youtu.be/6oZA-tuPXc8
youtube.com/watch?v=SevR3wSypQ8
youtube.com/watch?v=PhCIIg6PmZk
youtube.com/watch?v=jIp1I5Atr3Q
boards.fireden.net/vg/post/605485/
youtube.com/watch?v=wYG7QrOO3W0
youtu.be/OSABJsMtF8E?t=2m11s
youtube.com/watch?v=1Q6M_rruSWs
youtube.com/watch?v=LFIlVjClME4
youtube.com/watch?v=J52FFA2_flo
sasukenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-09-12/sasuke-shippuden-ultimate-ninja-storm-4-road-to-sasuke-expansion-arrives-in-europe-on-february-3/.106361
youtube.com/watch?v=4J6y8_1w4ns
youtube.com/watch?v=MEGRwiQ9j08
youtube.com/watch?v=eGcKgQBBRxo
youtube.com/watch?v=SQHumezGBDU
youtube.com/watch?v=HzG3PKw1rx4
youtube.com/watch?v=Mev-wFnH0s0
steamcommunity.com/groups/NSUNSG/
discord.gg/0tYAz6VE2zJENjBI
forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/comment/7766808/#Comment_7766808
youtube.com/watch?v=pMPEHZjOTWo
overloke.imgur.com/
imgur.com/a/tiAWA/all
docs.google.com/document/d/1IdKzPOFC6J_qhL-1BzyNEvVqhp73cD5oUGFVnqgbbEA/edit#
imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/all
patreon.com/TLAnon
dropbox.com/s/uds093rtywlm38k/Game Summaries.pdf?dl=0
pastebin.com/SmwKFShb
veekyforums.com/thread/155630395/video-games

cum2soon
cum2soon

Good theme, but I am still a bit sad to see the Waniko thread go. Hopefully there will be another one in the future.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

t. Binkbonk

DeathDog
DeathDog

post clothing swap

also have some master baiting Hinata
a.pomf.cat/sdgyzc.webm
I need someone to put nana mizuki grunts and moans to this

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Well, it was a good thread.
Possibly a bit of a stretch for a general that's about a game but is really more about its source material in practice to make a thread with user-generated OC, but it was nice nonetheless.

Also the Waniko pic dump was most welcome.
Here's hope the speculated Uzumaki Dinner scenario actually happens in some fashion.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

To the R20 players, where do you picture.your characters being at the end of the campaign, assuming thy survive

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

veekyforums.com/thread/155058594/video-games
when the game inevitably gets to erp will the players have to roll for sexual prowess?

Bidwell
Bidwell

With the typical luck at rolliing, if that was done the moment any bare skin contact is made they would all immediately shit themselves.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Once again requesting translations for these:
veekyforums.com/thread/155058594/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/155058594/video-games

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

implying they haven't already done rolls for anal circumfrence and anal capacity

Illusionz
Illusionz

Wasn't even me tho, man.

More pics Soon™

You mean power wise, right? Or like, at what point in their lives or emotional development? If this campaign takes place of the course of like less than a year, then... I am hoping Waniko gets gator contract by the end of the campaign, and finds out that she's been brainwashed by ame.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I meant just in general, I think Arata's player said Arata would be in a gulag, Renya in a seraglio and Waniko and Fugetsu moved to the swamp to farm gators and regularly tongue dive into each other's swamps

Spamalot
Spamalot

So, I am finally, finally done with the fapfics. Took me a while longer than I thought, but what can you do.

NH fapfic starting off with a 'girls' night out' discussion and Hinata getting some advice. Then getting some dick. fanfiction.net/s/12158691/1/Friendly-Advice Contains my very best efforts at vanilla, lovey-dovey face-fucking.

And as per requests from the general, a smaller spinoff story of Tenten and Sakura getting drunk and what inevitably follows. fanfiction.net/s/12158696/1/Birds-of-a-Feather

Opinions, advice and comments etc possibly other requests for some later time would be very welcome.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

veekyforums.com/thread/155058594/video-games
Nah, no revives, period. Unless there's A LOT of nat 20s rolling around.

Might post more Waniko when I wake up. I think I've saved every one that Bink has posted. As for the dinner scenario, maybe. I've got an idea in mind for when it might work, but it'd likely be more than just the Uzumakis and Job Squad at the dinner.

I know where most of them will be, more or less. Unless they fuck everything up. Looking at you, Fugetsu.

We'll see what we can do with the gators. No promises, though.

King_Martha
King_Martha

"You know what a particular flower from Mount Waniko will do to your entire-"
You cheeky little cunt, I almost spat out my drink.

Evilember
Evilember

Standing at the top of heaven.

happy_sad
happy_sad

DAT. INOJIN.
Sai and Ino have created a monster. How is any man supposed to be straight enough to resist the urge to smash that?

viagrandad
viagrandad

not a druid
not a cleric
not even a wizard
standing at the top of heaven

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Here we have an user that mistaken believes the "ninjas" in Naruto are ninjas, and not actually wizards

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Call me back when Teleportation is actually a mid-tier move. Not Shunshin, teleportation.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Man, if Arata can't get any, maybe he'll become a wizard.

But yeah, I reckon the sequel campaign will be pretty cool, idea-wise. Hopefully, anyway.

Inmate
Inmate

Speaking of wizards, what naruto characters do you think were ACTUALLY virgins over the age of 30

idontknow
idontknow

Orochimaru
Maito Gai

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Obito
Kakashi
Nagato
Konan

Flameblow
Flameblow

Orochimaru was THE ace of his generation, edgy and fairly pretty, and the big favorite for Hokage. I doubt he didn't have girls all over his wide cock

Konan canonically got pounded by Yahiko as a teenager

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Implying Orochimaru gives bitches the time of day
Man has science to do

RumChicken
RumChicken

wide
white

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

They probably offered to do 'anything' to sleep with him.
The price was high indeed.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

"Dear God, Orochimaru, what have you done?!"
"To be fair, sensei, they DID sign a waiver. They knew what they were getting into."
"Did they?"
"Well, no, not exactly. That was a lie."

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Something just caught my attention.
Yahiko was 15 when he died. That means he and Konan were doing it while they were way underaged.
Did Kishi just forget that when he made NH wait until they were 19 to kiss?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Konan was a 'fine woman' at age 14-15 anyway.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

A mangaka being forgetful? Nah, I just don't see that.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I think it's a case of Kishimoto not being able to be consistent with the timeline

DeathDog
DeathDog

Age of consent is like 14 in Japan, anyway. Or was. Dunno if it still is.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Guys that's like the fifth time someone's posted this meme. That's the federal age of consent. In all the localities the age of consent is a lot higher.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

will fap to it, multiple times
have some eurobeat and some lewd NH as a thank you
youtube.com/watch?v=c7hJ7QGZCCY

SniperGod
SniperGod

Drawfag, is there any chance for illustrations from this stuff?

likme
likme

page 9

RumChicken
RumChicken

gyaru Hinata
muh dick

RumChicken
RumChicken

You mean stuff with actual "canon" characters? Sure, maybe. But there are a lot of people out there drawing the canon characters doing lewd things, or cute things, or hell, pretty much anything you can think of.

But alas, I'm the only person drawing job squad so they're counting on me. But one day when my schedule clears up I'd love to draw more canon characters, especially NH stuff. Especially if it's an idea that no one's drawn before, like neji as a slave on the hyuuga plantations.

Also I just realized that this picture would've been nicer in sepia tones because sepia was popular during the time, so here you guys go.

Playboyize
Playboyize

I see three paths
One is mostly ruled out because the dice are rigged, the other is a certainty because the dice are rigged, and the third is if both the other paths somehow don't come to pass.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

faggot user is back
ayy

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Arata has no intention of stopping what he's doing, Дo вcтpeчи в ГУЛAГ тoвapищa
As for the dinner scenario, maybe. I've got an idea in mind for when it might work, but it'd likely be more than just the Uzumakis and Job Squad at the dinner.
Oh god Is Usui going to be there?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Usui
who's that?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Noice, time for more bullying

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

page 8

MPmaster
MPmaster

Arata's clan lord who hates Naruto and wants to bring about the end of the Uzumaki family.

Is he Jashin in a wig? Well I've never seen them in the same room

girlDog
girlDog

What's happening here?

Playboyize
Playboyize

waiting in line for malasion airlines

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

She's sucking the poison out of Naruto's leg.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Why is Pinkshit depicted as a dwarf there?

MPmaster
MPmaster

That's kinda hot, but far too often she's given breast implants in fanart.
She's supposed to be flat as an ironing board.
Also futa isn't typically my thing, though I can tolerate futa-on-girl stuff.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I know, it's unfaithful, but what can ya do?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Everyone in pic related except Kurenai and Asuma

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Forgot pic.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I doubt he didn't have girls all over his wide cock
I doubt he payed attention to them

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Kishi originally wanted to make a wizard/mage manga but he didn't make up the concept of ninjas having teleportation tier speed; and using hand seals to create elemental magic, clones, and summon animals. It was in several old novels and based off actual legends of what people believed irl ninjas could do.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Woah there

Inmate
Inmate

Please stop...

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Also the walking on water and walls/ceilings thing was something people commonly believed ninja could do too.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I would love for someone in the game to accuse him of being jashin and then giving that as their reason.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

keep goin'

RavySnake
RavySnake

Does he just hate Nardo or does he also want Hinata and Bort and Hima dead too?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

why contain it?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

This may be less explicit but for some reason feels dirtier

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

seems cycle of homolust won't be broken so easily!

cum2soon
cum2soon

God damnit, Kishi. Why does he have to queerbait so hard? Even when his time he over he leaves the series with more of this homo pottery bullshit. Do you guys think this will be continued in the Boruto manga or will the new authors say enough is enough with the homo shit and just ignore it?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

What happened? I see deleted files.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Minor porn dump of futa Sakura.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Were they any good?

Bidwell
Bidwell

i think he did this for fujobux this time

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Is chinkanon around? What does this say? Can we get a translation?

massdebater
massdebater

STOP IT YOU FURFAG

takes2long
takes2long

This place just descended into degeneracy.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

putting a fannypack on a cat
cats don't deserve fannypacks.

youtube.com/watch?v=M9BtCRqNp0I

farquit
farquit

Not particularly.

likme
likme

thank you for this link

idontknow
idontknow

just
we've been descending for a while now. I blame the R20 game.

See veekyforums.com/thread/155058594/video-games

TechHater
TechHater

No problem, man. More people should know about him. at over a decade old, this video is a true classic. rappy mcrapperson is a legend.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I followed some links and was shocked when I saw he was the guy that did the I'm a Gangster song
that was like a Limewire staple back in the early 2000s

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

kek, limewire. I also remember the emo kid song was popular.

youtube.com/watch?v=QkcaX92BGz8

The I'm a gangster song was another one of his "big hits". If you look at his recent videos it almost seems like he's a /pol/lack now. Or maybe this is just really avant-garde video art or something.

He does have another song about fannypacks and gangsters in his recent album though. It's called "scarpack" and it's about becoming a knockoff fannypack dealer. Probably a nod to both of these songs of his which were popular.

youtu.be/7BMiI3Xj0F8?t=34m50s

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

page 8

Firespawn
Firespawn

Naruto is weak, his bloodline is weak and they won't survive the winter

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Would smash. I blame turkanon for giving me a Muslim fetish

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

kebab is luv
kebab is lyfe

hairygrape
hairygrape

exhentai.org/g/708021/3307becbea/
exhentai.org/g/975122/f17ecb344f/

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Muslim fetish
I've hears about people having a thing for being choked, but getting beheaded must be pretty damn high on the extreme fetish tier list.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

i think he meant for turkic stuff user

WebTool
WebTool

Allah bless you, user.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

user I can't find my coat anywhere! Will you help me?
Wat do

SniperGod
SniperGod

"Holy shit, a ghost!!!"

5mileys
5mileys

Sakura probably "borrowed" it

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

doesn't she wear like a crop top and pants or something like that under the coat?

askme
askme

Is sakuhina to narusasu fans what sasuhina is to narusaku fans?

Soft_member
Soft_member

What is it with Pinkshit and being a clothes thief in fanart?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

When she fucks around with a girl, she takes their clothes as a sign of dominance.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

my brain hurts

iluvmen
iluvmen

Sakura
managing to actually fuck anybody

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Um, where did Sarada come from, hmm?

w8t4u
w8t4u

She is the established town bike.

There is fanart of her fucking nearly every single character in fiction, so of course you can also find fanart of her wearing all sorts of clothes.

TechHater
TechHater

a turkey baster

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

The same goes for Naruto. Those two are the definitive sluts of the series.

Playboyize
Playboyize

The turkey baster Sasuke mailed her. Or a sample Sakura secured from Orochimaru.

Fuck. I am not used to namefagging, forgot to turn it off.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Ino is the most sexualised character in the series besides Tsunade
Tsunade gets TONS of douins and material
barely anything for Ino

I mean I can understand doujin artists using the "heroine" for their things as she's easily recognised, same goes for Nardo used as the default protagonist to fuck the girls.
Hinata is adorable and the obvious actual romantic interest of Naruto, so there's plenty of material for her too.

But Ino was practically made for doujins and there's next to nothing.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

There has been a lot of cherry blossoms today.

I like it.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

But Ino was practically made for doujins and there's next to nothing.
Because she is pretty much considered blonde!Sakura

hairygrape
hairygrape

Ino is not the most sexualized.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Who is?

Nojokur
Nojokur

But sensory linking and psychic shit, for fuck's sake. And possession of actual tits, the artist doesn't have to graft some onto Sakura. And the actual attitude for seduction!

I blame Kishi and his autistic need to make every woman who is not Hinata or Tsunade want to fuck Sasuke.

I said besides Tsunade. Her outfit is pretty geared towards sexiness, she's shown as more than aware of it, I would say she's pretty fucing high up there when it comes to degree of sexualisation.

Bidwell
Bidwell

But sensory linking and psychic shit, for fuck's sake. And possession of actual tits, the artist doesn't have to graft some onto Sakura. And the actual attitude for seduction!
Sakura is prettier than Ino. That pink hair is fucking sexy, desu.

I blame Kishi and his autistic need to make every woman who is not Hinata or Tsunade want to fuck Sasuke.
Implying Tsunade wouldn't fawn for Sasuke's dick either if she was his age.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Sakura is prettier than Ino.
Yeah, we're not going to see eye to eye on that one.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Just because Sakura doesn't have tits doesn't mean it makes her low-tier.

idontknow
idontknow

I don't think he said she was low tier, just that ino looks better. Which is completely subjective but I agree with him.

RumChicken
RumChicken

thoughts?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

doesn't have one of the key visual cues of femininity
this doesn't harm her looks in some people's eyes

And it's hardly as if she's got much going in the other departments either. Especially as the art of the manga was degraded as Part 2 progressed, Sakura suffered and more or less lost her ass too.

I can see how people like her looks and design, and this shit is twelve kinds of subjective, but as far as I am concerned, Ino definitely looks better than Sakura, as do a lot of the other girls.

DeathDog
DeathDog

no Hiashi
shit

Evilember
Evilember

as do a lot of the other girls.
SOME of the other girls.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Is this some sort of Naruto Magic the Gathering?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

it's naruto dokkan

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Off the top of my head the girls that don't look better than Sakura are
Moegi
Shiho (that girl with the glasses doing code breaking, wanted Shikamaru's duck)
Karui

Special mention to Temari. I love her thighs, but a lot of her other design bits just don't do very much for me.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

TenTen not on there.
Sakura beats TenTen in looks. Hell, most of the girls beat TenTen in looks. She's so plain.

Karui
What's wrong with Karui? It's because of her skin I bet.

RavySnake
RavySnake

R20 GM has done more with Tenten in a few months than Kishi did with her in years

hairygrape
hairygrape

Tenten can rock the Chinese dresses better than Sakura, and I find hair buns cute.

I like Karui a lot as a character, but since she's pretty minor, she doesn't have a lot to her own looks. Basic uniform of the Cloud, her build is more or less the same flatness that is Sakura.
In some pics she can look nice, but the drawbacks kind of put her below Sakura in terms of looks.

whereismyname
whereismyname

So has a a lot of stuff not written by Kishi.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Tenten is imo, what Sakura is supposed to be (a regular girl) so she got her beat in that deparment. But user is talking about looks. Which is subjective but I do agree in looks Sakura

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I'm started to notice that Konoha is the only village that doesn't have everyone wear standard village uniforms and wear whatever the hell they want.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

wanted Shikamaru's duck
Shikamaru had a duck? Weird, I thought his family was all about deer

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

They are also the only people we see on regular missions and more or less relaxed in their home turf. They all wore uniforms for the War, and I could see uniforms being a necessity when you're representing your village.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Not remembering the fucking duck.
Jesus Christ, you're new. He is literally in every scene with Shikamaru just like Kiba with Akamaru. Read the Manga.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Yeah, he was too lazy to care for it and in the end the responsibility fell to Temari.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

God damn it, that's way better than mine, my pull was absolutely shit

And I won't have enough for another multi before the event is over

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Your post did more with Tenten than Kishi did.

MPmaster
MPmaster

This thread likely contains more mentions of her name than 700 chapters of the manga.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

It's sad that Shino is considered a literal who in-universe. He was badass in the Chunin Exams.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

He seemed like an interesting character. Should have interacted with Naruto more.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Should have interacted with Naruto more.
Yeah, maybe Naruto would have known who he was when he came back from his training with Jiraiya.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Naruto gave him some ice cold shit.

TechHater
TechHater

page 9

JunkTop
JunkTop

Would you?

girlDog
girlDog

Yes.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

yeh

StonedTime
StonedTime

page 8

wonder what the other guy posted before... sure got deleted fast.

Skullbone
Skullbone

What happened to Hidan? Is he still lying somethwhere underground?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Furry shit.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

oh.... boring.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Page 9

farquit
farquit

What is this, a picture for Hanabis?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Negative. He won't be there.

ninja jesus
weak
I doubt that somehow

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

he's also very beautiful

idontknow
idontknow

How the fuck did a whole clan of people with his situation come to be, anyway?

I mean I can sort of, almost understand the notion that there was once a guy who thought that it's a waste of time learning to spit fireballs or make the very ground his weapon, and instead opted for shoving a beehive up his arse.

But for him to manage to get a woman to sleep with him, and for the happy couple to decide that they would shove a beehive up their offspring's arse/inject larvae into the fetus or some horrible shit, that generation after generation this was a thing, it baffles the mind.

TechHater
TechHater

Kishi can't write (straight) romance. He can't relate to or understand a connection between a boy and a girl, so he channels that into homolust. I wouldn't be at all surprised to find that he's primarily, or even entirely queer and that his bizarre understanding of friendship is him simply not realizing it. His relationship with his wife and kids is supposedly shitty, and his romantic life was non-existent throughout his teens.

New guy, however, is all about Burrito Salad mutual eyefucks, to the extent that he went through the novelization adding more and more of it.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Warring States Era was a lot harsher, and people do some crazy things in order to survive. I don't know. Maybe the original people who resorted to this sucked at doing anything that didn't involve beehives.

SniperGod
SniperGod

The Japanese are so fucking repressed that this is probably the answer. Kishi couldn't understand his own sexuality or even other normal human relationships so they all came out 20 kinds of fucked in his Manga.

Techpill
Techpill

that picture will always be one of the worst things ever put into a shonen manga

5mileys
5mileys

page 10
This upsets the Waniko

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

get that shit away from me

girlDog
girlDog

New guy, however, is all about Burrito Salad mutual eyefucks, to the extent that he went through the novelization adding more and more of it
To be fair, it was Kishi that started it, and it was a pretty hardcore thing to see back in the day.

King_Martha
King_Martha

page 10
It's time to embrace the orc, man

Spamalot
Spamalot

page 9

we ded.

where would job squad fall on this chart?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

To end or not to end. That is the question.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Fugetsu: centre of bottom left
Waniko: between Ino and Konohamaru
Arata: perhaps a bit north of Asuma
Renya: Between Konohamaru and Temari

That's my guess, anyway

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Fugetsu: white-ish dot
Waniko: green-ish dot
Arata: blue-ish dot
Renya: purple-ish dot
wow, we weren't too far off in our guesses. But the players should probably correct me.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

got a job interview soon, wish me luck

RumChicken
RumChicken

good luck, satan-sama. 頑張ってね!

Lunatick
Lunatick

That's a fine picture

Firespawn
Firespawn

no-one will ever say your penis is cute
at best you'll get a "Aww..."
but a disappointed one not an endearing won

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

still going

does anyone actually play the game anymore or is this just the last enclave of naruto fans on this site

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I play it almost every day.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

playing it once a week

King_Martha
King_Martha

I genuinely don't know who you are, but glhf

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

just played for the first time in ages, first two assholes higher ranked than me disconnected, why can no one handle deidara

w8t4u
w8t4u

He buys doujinshi and provides raw scans, so if he gets a job he can buy more vanilla NH lewd and we all get to benefit.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Might as well ask the anons of /nsunsg/ too.

I'd probably be between Hayate and Asuma, so Calm and Tolerant. Including a unique modifier, like Me [bored] or Good Mood Me, around Ebisu, so Calm and Impatient.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I rarely ever see Deidaras anymore. What are you playing on?

SniperGod
SniperGod

PC

deidaras been best character since forever

MPmaster
MPmaster

Satan-sama
anyway good luck ya raw providing bastard

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Shame. I was hoping we could play sometime.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I don't know if my PC can run this game, but is it worth me getting it or should I just wait until Boruto?

Will we change the general to /bunsg/?

cum2soon
cum2soon

The Burrito stuff is just an expansion to the base game, no need to change the title.

How much of a toaster is your PC that it's a question whether it can run the game?
In any case I'd say it's better to get the full pack when the Road to Burrito comes out.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

page 10

Flameblow
Flameblow

so I need only do some papers, get my initial training and hello new job in october
have to wake up 4am on 2 days, but it will be worth
let's hope I dont mess up my initial training

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

what job are you are in now?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Physical inventory
used to work in a club as a barkeeper

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

It's like a three year old prebuilt Dell, I really cannot into computer though. It runs Overwatch fine, albeit it looks pretty jank compared to how it should.

Is there some sort of objective measurement on how good certain PC parts are? Because I have no idea if 'infernodon 776' is meant to be better than 'triceratablo \//\' and it's discouraged me from trying to build a PC.

Mazel tov

DeathDog
DeathDog

Not the guy you've been replying to, but download a free program called Speccy. It shows all the internal parts, and if you post a picture of that, I can probably help out.

Also, building a PC isn't hard. I'd highly recommend it. It's very cheap, compared to a prebuilt, and you know exactly what's inside it.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Make sure to actually do read up a bit, but to start with, logicalincrements.com/ is a fairly good place to start and get an idea for parts.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I'll do that when I'm not at work.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I'm almost always here, so just post whenever.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I'm pretty much always here, my shitposting keeps this place alive!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Das real gay bruh

Post the one or Nardo and Bort in the bath

TechHater
TechHater

lemme show you who's boss of this gym

Skullbone
Skullbone

oh its you mom and sasuke-sensei

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Who is top girly boy?

DeathDog
DeathDog

1.Haku, no contest
2.Neji
3.Itachi

cum2soon
cum2soon

Kimimaro is better than all three of those tarts because he is both boyishly handsome and had womanly charm

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

What happened with today's episode?

idontknow
idontknow

page 1

Wew lads

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

page 4

viagrandad
viagrandad

womanly charm
Doubt.jpg

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

You don't know Kimimaro like I do.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Nacho

w8t4u
w8t4u

There are three jobbers in this picture

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Naruto isn't really a jobber.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

There are three jobbers in this picture

Lunatick
Lunatick

Two of those girls are too fat to pull it off
Also whoever's outside is a jobber too

Flameblow
Flameblow

too fat
Yeah alright mate like you're in a position to be picky

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

any of those girls
fat
Wew lad

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Mein gott

cum2soon
cum2soon

Naruto
crybaby bitch
jobbed to kiba, neji and sasuke

Sasuke
jobbed to itachi, bee and raikage

Kakashi
jobbed to zabuza, pain and obito

Sakura
destroyed sasori
destroyed kaguya
best medical-nin
most beautiful kunoichi in the world

HOW DOES SHE DO IT LADS

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

So I bought Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 4 in the last steam sale. Will I have to re-buy the game for Road to Boruto or can I just buy it as dlc when it comes out?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Hey, R20 GM, is job squad going to go on a mission to anywhere cold?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Nevermind me I'm dumb. I looked it up myself.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Buy it as DLC from what we know.
The new release is basically like a Game of the Year Edition other titles might have, coming with all the content.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Oops, didn't mean to reply to anyone.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I'm sure the gulag is nice and cold

Illusionz
Illusionz

And is everyone going there? or just arata?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

nail polish aside, Itachi was never really girly

Juugo, pls

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Just Arata, though iirc Renya seemed impressed

Inmate
Inmate

using the backdoor in order to maintain the purity of jesus' hole
lol that is such bullshit, I love it.
could've used some non-penetrative sex aka "hotdogging" too. Maybe some titjob. Just literally anything and everything except vaginal penetration. Then the fic could've ended with a joke like "but we're still pure cause no D in V lel. remember, kids: technical virginity is the best kind of virginity."

anything that can give you an STD should probably count as sex. even if you haven't stuck it in the puss yet.

Playboyize
Playboyize

No idea, but why? you got some kinda ice orc fetish, buddy?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

No but maybe it's somehow related. Waniko is supposed to be gator-esque, right? Well then clearly she wouldn't like the cold and she would probably get hypothermia real fast. So Fugetsu would have to somehow use his boil release to warm her up. Possibly by skin to skin contact.

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IntimateHealing

Bidwell
Bidwell

Waniko is supposed to be gator-esque, right?
She's a human.

King_Martha
King_Martha

hey man, some perfectly normal humans can not like the cold and be more susceptible to hypothermia than others.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

In which case having sex is actually a shit idea as it causes overexertion and makes you sweat. A much better idea is to get some woolen and leather clothing and a face mask.

TechHater
TechHater

Woah he never said sex, they're children! He just meant cuddling

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

He should just use boil release to make some soup for her.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I hadn't planned anything, no.

Man could you come up with anything more boring

Lunatick
Lunatick

Well the last time MY players tried warming each other up by having sex in a frozen wasteland, I promptly hit them with a slowly intensifying debuff that lowered their maximum HP.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Use the boil release to make a hot water bottle for her.

idontknow
idontknow

Also incredibly boring. Take all their water containers away, GM.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Use Boil Release to BE her hot water bottle

Supergrass
Supergrass

desu I'm pretty sure sucking someone off can actually warm you up

RavySnake
RavySnake

W-well, I guess the semen WOULD be like internal body temperature...

w8t4u
w8t4u

Maybe if he heated up his jizz first with boil release.
Like the hot soup idea, only infinitely more entertaining.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Ah, one of those GMs that doesn't allow fun, huh? I've heard of them!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

> loses control of chakra in the moment
makes a sound like a tea-kettle
semen-steam comes out

Soft_member
Soft_member

It's their fault for taking off their heavy gear in a place I explicitly said was sub-60 Celsius without having some sort of cold resist spell ready

cum2soon
cum2soon

Well, I thought the Hyuuga of all clans (unlike those slutty Yamanaka) would want to have the marriage settled to ensure the legitimacy of the kids, with their whole breeding focus and all. And then go forward with being more or less okay with anything without such consequences, because you have to be pragmatic. Plus a kinky marriage is a happy marriage, thus it's okay to let them get the creative juices flowing beforehand.

"hotdogging"
I sort of alluded to a little bit of it (Nardo slipping between Hinata's thighs being an inexperienced, naive fuckwit, thinking he'd accidentally her V-card, then before trying the backdoor oiling up her buttcrack and running the trenches awhile) but I think he'd not dally too much in that situation and get to the actual thing.

titjob
It was certainly in the cards, but with her Hinatas it's brought up a lot and after loving, vanilla face-fucking it would have read as a bit too repetitive.

Anyway, glad you liked it.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

well if you want serious real-world scenarios that follow super strict rules then just go outside. Or write a book instead of having other people play a game. Games are for having fun.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I'll start listening when it's me who's pushing for new sessions instead of my players asking me to arrange a new one almost every time they see me, which is basically daily
Also
read paragraphs of description as they enter a frozen wasteland since they wanted a survival-ish side session and I found a good point for it
they start talking sex around the (dying) bonfire
I say what amounts to 'the frigid wind howls and scatters the last embers'
they keep talking smut and start stripping
I say what amounts to 'the wind howls outside the cave and scatters frozen twigs near the entrance'
they keep going
somehow giving them a freeze debuff is my fault

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Hey boyos it's kermit user, i know i haven't posted in a while but i am feeling enthusiastic today so maybe the lines will actually sound good, request anything you want.

RumChicken
RumChicken

The 'even if you use your prized shadow clones you will only multiply your incompetence' line from Madara

Illusionz
Illusionz

I liked it very much indeed. you are a legend, writeanon. Started reading your "serious" fic too. Can't wait to see more.

Maybe some Waniko/Fugetsu boil release shenanigans? Would you even be open to writing what is basically fanfiction of fanfiction?

takes2long
takes2long

Can you really call it fanfiction when it's really just borrowing the setting? I mean hell it's even set past any canon events.

Illusionz
Illusionz

vocaroo.com/i/s1VP8QBOMK9R
I'm probably gonna drop this kermit thing and just use a random voice until i find one people like or i like.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Kermit is such a goddamn meme

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Agreed, i gotta innovate

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Is it fiction, is it made by fans?

The answer is it's real to me damn it! And I'm not a fan

idontknow
idontknow

Maybe some Waniko/Fugetsu boil release shenanigans?
Huh. I'd have to actually read the logs, get a sense of the actual characters beyond the orcess meme and the second-hand bullshit we peddle here for fun.
I am not actually sure which one is Fugetsu. The Kakashi-Elvis mix one, right?

It would also have to be set well after the campaign, once they are a proper age.
I don't have Kishi's autism demanding two 16-17 year olds don't have a relationship and are stuck almost-dating for two years, but I sure as fuck am not writing characters much younger than that actually fucking. For one thing I'd be the one heading off to meet Soapy Buba, for another the idea is just wrong anyway.

Now that aside and once finally, finally fucking finish the serious fic's next chapter that's by now actually a double chapter I would be fairly open to the idea.

Might have to do some research into steam-, heat- / boiling water and orcess fetishism, however.
I am rather happy to do that much, if a bit weirded out by what could await me on odd corners of the internet.

Evilember
Evilember

for another the idea is just wrong anyway
Human biology and most of human history looks at you in a confused manner.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Pretty sure getting the logs is a no-go. Gotta be part of the campaign to see them, and I only think you see what's been said since you joined.

Fugetsu is the Kiri half-breed. Arata is Elvis.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I am not actually sure which one is Fugetsu. The Kakashi-Elvis mix one, right?
If the last poll is anything to go by, you just made 2 people very happy. I'm 90% sure one of them IS Arata though

RavySnake
RavySnake

From left to right:
Waniko
Renya
Arata
Fugetsu

Also, writeanon, I can curate a selection of dialogue and exchanges and bios and stuff from the logs and send it to you.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Well yeah, that's just the first thing to come to mind. Something to work off of anyway. At the very least I ought to go and read the summaries, to start with.

Are you Gm user or one of the players?
If the players are happy for me / want me to write this stuff, and want to help out, it'd be neat to get a short character description, quirks etc from them - I haven't done roleplaying in a game setting, but after they've done months of playing them and fleshing them out, I could see someone coming along and slapping together a retarded interpretation of their characters as potentially annoying, so I'd be wanting to avoid that.

In any case you can drop me a PM on either ff.net accounts (Vadaes or Bucket of Holding, or if you're GM user you might still have 'Bandi' as a contact on R20, not sure how that works.

But yeah, presuming all of that comes together I wouldn't mind writing it, but might very well take my time with the thing due to having a whole bunch of shit to do.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

He was Binkbonk - or Drawfag. I don't remember Bandi at all, sorry.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Yeah, I thought he was probably Drawfag, given the pic, but it's best to ask.

The R20 account was made either when the player for the Uchiha chick left and there was an open slot (I may have said I'd be down for joining, but the set elements of the character's past didn't quite fit with what I had in mind, and Drawfag seemed more eager to join anyway) or when there were plans for a one-off campaign that I am unsure if they went anywhere.
It's been months ago anyway, I just remembered that there was that venue of contacting too.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Female pervy sage just doesn't work desu
Pervy Sage's whole deal was that he was the very image of a slob loser who didn't get laid but was actually deserving of his hype and far more based than Tsunade fucking REEEEEEEE

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

the very image of a slob loser who didn't get laid
*without paying for it

Still, it's feasible he could have gotten Naruto to teach him the Sexy Jutsu, and that pic would have been fairly close to the result.
It would also have made for fairly good pottery, Jiraiya's two most frequently used techniques turning out to be the inventions of his pupils, one father and the other son at that.

As for Tsunade, yeah she's not as based as Jiraiya, but then few people are. She's a pretty decent image of the sort of shit the ninja world everyone always has a beef with drags a person through, the sort of warning tale/bad end the series needed more of.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

She's a pretty decent image of the sort of shit the ninja world everyone always has a beef with drags a person through, the sort of warning tale/bad end the series needed more of.
Maybe if she wasn't pushed as some heroic figure like literally everyone who ever mentioned 'wanna be le hokage', she'd be more based. Maybe if she simply supported Naruto's dream and became a mentor or something she'd be more based. As it is she suffers from Sakura's issue of being pushed too hard for what she is.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

she suffers from Sakura's issue of being pushed too hard for what she is.
I certainly can agree with that much. Passively, I think she did a lot for Naruto by being a mother-like figure to him, which is something the character desperately needs and I let slide a lot of the less well written aspects of Team 8 and Kurenai in particular on the grounds that I liked that kind of bond, so well-written or not or even particularly intentional from Kishi or not, I let slide some of the worse aspects of the character because I subjectively like her.

Plus, tig ol' bitties.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Tsunade kind of represents cowtits done wrong for me.
Also yes, she did act like a passable mother figure whenever they actually were in the same scene
Her best part to be honest was when she reacted to Jiraiya's death

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

For most characters and Part 2 of the manga, that arc was pretty much the high point. It contained almost no Uchiha wank that I recall, there was a meaningful death that affected characters and made them deal with the consequences so that the attack on Konoha had real weight.

Shame the end went so wrong with the mass resurrection and Pinkshit hugging Naruto for no other reason than to stoke up the shipping wars again and keep that section of the fanbase engaged.

Also dropping the name, because the conversation has strayed from the content I adopted it for.

idontknow
idontknow

page 9

Evilember
Evilember

Page 9

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

karin

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

That's not Nacho

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Pinkshit hugging Naruto for no other reason than to stoke up the shipping wars again
They spent most of part 2 together as friends, why the fuck can't they hug?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Pinks***

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

because shippers latch to anything remotely romantic
I still remember the CPR and my literal first reaction is to see if NS reacts the way I expect them to do

Playboyize
Playboyize

only fights

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Fine fine
Sakurashit.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

In another world. Sasuke pumped that pussy. And fans had to deal with it.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Who the fuck cares what shipfaggots think especially now that whole shit is over?

massdebater
massdebater

Itachi seems to have this amazing power that makes guys around him look up to and adore him.
With his dying words Juzu pretty much told Itachi that he was the only friend he ever had.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

With his dying words Juzu pretty much told Itachi that he was the only friend he ever had.
Just like Kisame. Itachi warms the hearts of mist nins.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Why didn't this faggot just mindwipe the massacre from Sauce and give him some vague message along the lines of 'Protect the village'?
baka senpai desu

viagrandad
viagrandad

Because unlike what Kishimoto retconned him into, in the beginning he really was just an edgy fuck.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Because he wanted Sasuke to get stronger to kill "Madara".

Methnerd
Methnerd

did I roll good?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Still believing this.
There was clearly more to Itachi that met the eye. Not only from his explanation sounding poor but it was noted Itachi had tears in his eyes when Sasuke saw him.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

They skipped it like last week but are doing a double episode next week for the final battle. Hopefully they are using the extra time to put some real serious extra effort into the animation.

Inmate
Inmate

I don't remember that in the manga. At any rate it was a piss-poor way of making it happen - I imagine Kishimoto, at most, had a vague idea that Itachi wouldn't be an actual bad guy.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I thought Itachi was taking the fall for somebody else.

Emberburn
Emberburn

She's never really shown much kindness for him and Hinata hugging him instead would have made for a better payoff to her sacrifice.

I am not claiming objectivity here, I am a Hinata/NHfag. Still, since Sakura's eventual friendliest gesture to Naruto was getting him past his own thickheadedness and playing wingman to Hinata, she could have been that way a bit earlier.
Nardo was a bit awkward in front of a crowd
Hinata just standing there like a lemon
Sakura makes a face, gives Hinata a small push, they hug
Bam, bit of a character-helping moment for her too right there. And boy was she ever in need of some of that.

King_Martha
King_Martha

You got two 5's that can awaken into 6's, so it's better than me

The only 6 I have is Naruto, and I got it from the guaranteed pull

I've been making due with 4's and 5's this whole time

viagrandad
viagrandad

Still, since Sakura's eventual friendliest gesture to Naruto was getting him past his own thickheadedness and playing wingman to Hinata, she could have been that way a bit earlier.
x character is only good because they push my favorite ship.
Hinatafags everyone.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Maybe, but most of Itachi's actions still don't make sense if all he wanted was to protect Sasuke

Inmate
Inmate

He wanted to make Sasuke stronger. He admitted he did it the wrong way though.

girlDog
girlDog

I hate a moment of friendship between two characters because I wanted more pandering for my ship
Jesus, that's retarded

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Still, since Sakura's eventual friendliest gesture to Naruto was getting him past his own thickheadedness and playing wingman to Hinata, she could have been that way a bit earlier.
I might detest Sakura but this is the stupidest fucking thing I've heard in almost a year since Nipplemod's spergout. No matter how shit Kishimoto's actual demonstration of it was Sakura was meant to be a friend to Naruto, hugging her friend after seeing him is reasonable and even expected considering the situation they were in.

FastChef
FastChef

Yeah I always figured the "he had a real reason and wasn't actually so bad" thing was a retcon too. Which Kishi pulled after it became apparent that people REALLY liked him.

It seems stupid because almost all the bad guys in this series were vindicated in the end. Like can't a character just be a bad guy? I guess you could argue that it's some bullshit about how Nardo has the power to convert these people because of his idealism combined with the fact that, "the world makes people that way, no one is born evil and everyone can be fixed at the drop of a hat with the right magic words lol". But desu it just feels more like a cop-out than an actual theme on kishi's part, because we don't actually see any of these people have true changes of heart. We are just told they change in like one page. Naruto just TnJs them and 5 minutes later they're a good guy.

For example I believe that's an intentional theme in ATLA because zuko actually had incredibly significant character development over the course of the series, and they had the fire Lord and Azula as foils to that, who were just fucked and couldn't really be changed (I mean I guess the comics imply Azula got a bit better and just had abandonment issues but idk). But that was some top character development for real.

If Kishi had done something with sauce like was done with zuko I don't think anyone would complain about his character. But no. He was vindicated with TnJ and a half-assed apology like the rest of them, not actual actions or any kind of visible change.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Azula was just bonkers, it's unknown what she even wanted.
I don't like the word evil, but the Fire Lord was just wholly unapologetic. "Yes, I want to take over the fucking world. Do you have a problem with it?" In a sense it's actually more reasonable than Nardo's TnJ, because it's like, can you really just let go of your entire life in five minutes when Naruto doesn't even fucking say anything?
webm completely unrelated.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Yeah I always figured the "he had a real reason and wasn't actually so bad" thing was a retcon too.
But fans expected it when we got a flashback of the night of the massacre.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Azula was just bonkers, it's unknown what she even wanted.
She wanted daddy's love.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Like can't a character just be a bad guy?
Isn't that what Kaguya was for?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Kaguya didn't do nothing.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Kaguya was just a retard.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Kaguya wasn't a 'bad guy', she was a plot device. Kisame was 'just a bad guy'. He just didn't care, he was going to go down with his own dream.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Being sealed for a millennium would do that to you.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

page 7

JunkTop
JunkTop

If Kishi had done something with sauce like was done with zuko I don't think anyone would complain about his character.

Can't really compare Sauce to one of the best done characters arcs I've seen.

But the main problem is that after Itachi's death no matter how much people memed about Sasuke being the true MC of Naruto, he wasn't treated like his own character, he became a plot device to show how awesome Naruto is for still loving Sasuke despite everything.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

more of best boy pls

Techpill
Techpill

Speaking of that poll, here it is for you guys again:

strawpoll.me/11251569

speak now or forever hold your peace.

idontknow
idontknow

Obito's TnJ was done slightly better because it was built up for a quite a while.

The rest just became full homo for Naruto after a single speech, even those that didn't know him at all.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I'm not looking at it as a character thing, but as a narrative thing.
Of course she has reason to hug him, same as Tenten or Shino, or unnamed background ninja #453, and it's reasonable for each to do that.

There were plenty of opportunities for Sakura to show affection to Nardo, none of which I minded even as a Hinatafag. After the Kakuzu fight she fed him, and it's actually disappointing that (to my memory) she doesn't console Naruto after their pathetic failure at Orochimaru's base.
Her showing direct and great skill at her own profession, ingenuity in a stressful situation and determination to keep a friend alive was a very good bit of characterisation, the kind she needed more of.

Hell, treating it on just its own, I have more of a problem with Sakura first feeling the need to punch Naruto, and only then hugging him, unless the express intention was to show her being a cunt.

But in that place, delivering the character payoff with her was still a bad move for the structure of the story overall.
If it was Sakura who stepped in front of Pein and Hinata who ended up hugging Naruto, it would still be bad.

Hinata stepping into the fight tied into affection, protecting a loved one, anger at being hurt and the wish to avenge, with Naruto choosing to spare Nagato, showed a way out.
It accompanied a larger attack and a lot of other damage, but by tying it all into one person getting hurt without Naruto being able to stop it right in front of him, it was presented in a small, tidy package.

After he comes back, greeted by the crowd, it would thus make far more sense structurally for the hug to be given by Hinata. Close off that worry and sense of damage in one action, show appreciation of that sacrifice that Hinata herself made as a character without letting that dangle around unresolved for (IRL) years.

But status quo had to be preserved and character growth avoided, so Sakura, mostly irrelevant for the arc, was used instead.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Or so it looks anyway, and it makes for a far less cleaner close for the arc, which is something I find pretty fucking bad indeed.

If Sakura too had to be thrown a bone, like I said it would have been nice of her to show some awareness and non-self-centeredness in an act of fellowship to Hinata and friendship to Naruto, by yes, helping them both a bit just like she actually did later on. It would also show her as a friend who looks out for Naruto and perhaps a bit of a romantic, thus colouring her own feelings towards Sasuke.

Certainly her actions in the following arc could have used some previous buttering up, reminding us that she's supposed to be a friend.

If you want to reduce that and say I'm just a Hinatafag wanting more pandering, go right ahead, we clearly aren't going to have a decent conversation about that.

girlDog
girlDog

Oh you're the fucking >literary analysis fag

Emberburn
Emberburn

wut

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

why did they choose to casualize the shit out of Rev and S4?

granted S4 is a lot better but the movement is still slippery, less combo cancels (relay cancel, item cancel, ninja move cancel all gone for the most part), they increased the speed of every characters taijutsu and made the game a b/o mash fest

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

It's not like it ever really was much deeper than that.

Techpill
Techpill

right but it still was a lot better as a fighting game with all of those options available.

People bitch about blocking in the air in S3 but its easy to force an opening if you don't suck, but now you can't jump in a direction and press block or else you're fucked by slippery ninja movement

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

True, but I've found use in Ninja Move being appointed to the block button.
Ninja Move has a long jump and a short jump. Some characters are slow so they're shit outta luck.
A quick press of R2/RT will give you a long jump and get you out of most situations.
I find that Kakuzu, Minato and Shisui befefit the most from it.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Obito vs. Konan.

Spamalot
Spamalot

God damn, top tier

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Fight in op didn't happen.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

They'd lose instantly

Methnerd
Methnerd

Didn't survive.
Didn't join the war with Ame.
Didn't back up Naruto/Killer Bee with Kakashi and Gai against Tobi.
Kishimoto is so wasteful.

Inmate
Inmate

bump

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

what is their sex life like
how did Ino seduce Sai
why am I enjoying SaiIno fics

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

She takes over his body and fucks herself while Sai thinks about penises

Soft_member
Soft_member

Their sex life is definitely crazy and you're enjoying because they're a quality background couple.

girlDog
girlDog

page 9

Nojokur
Nojokur

team sandnigger feels out of place in that pic

StonedTime
StonedTime

Please narrate any selection of your choosing from writeanon's fanfiction. In any kind of voice you want.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

can they be used for pottery
do they have the rinnegan/sharingan/senju blood
are they male
If you said no to any of these congratulations, the character is irrelevant in Kishi's eyes. Don't worry though, there's always fanfiction.

5mileys
5mileys

why is brofisting such a big deal for jinchuuriki?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

The real question is did the Biju come up with brofisting first or was it something that Bee showed the Hachibi who showed the rest of them it?

Soft_member
Soft_member

wait, didn't Kumo brofist to synchronise for the double lariat

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Sarada filled out two out of the three and she stayed relevant.

King_Martha
King_Martha

youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA

massdebater
massdebater

She's flat enough to count as a guy.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

No clue, but that could also be explained by Bee's improving relationship with the Hachibi. Or it could be the whole "when our fists meet we understand each other" thing.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I love these two sluts. They should've got lesbian end

Nojokur
Nojokur

implying they don’t make out time to tine

StonedTime
StonedTime

Sai, I'm sorry, but Sakura's feeling the whole single mother thing hard tonight and she's hitting the bottle so I need to go tongue her to sleep
Okay, be back by breakfast

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Hahaha no he's not but I'm amused that I make you this assmad.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Das gay

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

On another note, RIP in piece, Hinata thread on /h/, you lasted quite a while.

WebTool
WebTool

rewatching exam episodes right now
can't believe naruto won kiba by farting in his face
i guess these memories were just blocked out as the time passed

having a blast with these episodes by the way. lots of action lots of new stuff introduced and just enough flashbacks

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

What, after getting ridiculously lucky with the written exam and (understandably) making it through the forest only by the skin of their teeth, you wanted Naruto to beat someone just by relying on his skills, smarts and experience from the missions?
You wanted actual competence from the protagonist instead of a stupid joke?

You're funny, user. Only the Uchiha, and maybe, rarely, occasionally Nara get to be competent.

RumChicken
RumChicken

hidan was a bad guy, his partner with many hearts was just a bad guy, deidara was a chaotic evil guy, sasori was evil enough if i remember correctly(and if i do, he is a quite nice evil guy with nice backstory)
also kabuto, right? didnt watch aneme for a while tho

Spamalot
Spamalot

Deidara was more chaotic neutral, at least in his own mind, or possibly even chaotic good.
It's just that he and the world did not seem to agree that massive explosions tearing apart the landscape is good, a thing of beauty he adds to the substance of the universe.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I dunno his trick with transforming into kiba and then into doggy was pretty smart
and thing he did in the forest when he transformed his clones into teammates was also pretty smart and on top of that showed how strong he is by fighting for so long with clones up

and that is what makes it that much fun for me i guess.simple techs and ways they use them to trick eachother.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Oh well, I guess you are right.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Yeah, he had some good stuff, so let that actually count as the thing that nets him the win.
By no means do I want the show to be all business all the time, but this would be the first real victory Naruto could score against a fellow trained ninja by just himself. It ought to be a bit more dignified. Or, if it actually has to be funny, make it into a better joke - I know the target audience for the series, but surely even in that range better stuff can be done.

happy_sad
happy_sad

That's what other stories are for, I suppose.

TechHater
TechHater

page 9

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

What am I even looking at?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Who is Oro supposed to be?

Inmate
Inmate

Madara's hair cannot be contained!

Also:
Tobichu.

Booteefool
Booteefool

page 9

Methshot
Methshot

I have no idea, but he SHOULD be the Pokemon Professor of the region.
That or the Third who is of course called the Professor anyway, but that's less fun.

askme
askme

the game's secret legendary is a bastardised fusion of the games NORMAL legendaries that Orochimaru tries to splice together, a la Fullmetal Alchemist

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

do you think he's still a virgin?

massdebater
massdebater

That Uchiha woman looks weird.

Playboyize
Playboyize

woman

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Not necessarily. He was a crazed manic fuck pre-Naruto but if he was an early bloomer there could have been quite a lot of room for him to do some horrible shit. That could technically have done away with his virginity.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Well, he's only a foster father, so pfft, probably.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Why is Kakashi x Sakura so popular? Is it because Kakashi is like Sasuke but with good qualities?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Not accurrate

Nardo = Ash
Kurama = Pikachu
Sasuke = Alain
Konan = Jessie
Nagato = James
Coolest Guy = Meowth
Madara = Tobias

King_Martha
King_Martha

Naruto and Sakura have popular pairings with every single character in the series, they are whores.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Older, mature teacher and his student, I suppose.
Which is silly because after the treewalking, he never once taught her anything.

But then besides the canon ones and their direct competition, some true weird stuff is popular.

Inmate
Inmate

Obito killed this.

Inmate
Inmate

Obito killed a lot of things

RumChicken
RumChicken

He killed plenty of things. A small wonder he didn't kill Hinata, really.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Nawaki
Kawaki
Do you see a pattern here? I think I'm cracking a mystery.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Danzo went to see Hanzo, under the alias of Kanzo
They're not very imaginative, no

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Danzo
Kanzo
Hanzo
The plot thickens.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Sasuke Sarutobi
Sasuke Uchiha

Sauce traveled back in time and got Hiruzen's mom pregnant

Methnerd
Methnerd

kawaki senju
can use wood release
uses it to rip 9 tails from naruto
It's so crazy it just might work

Illusionz
Illusionz

Obito did nothing wrong

Firespawn
Firespawn

He got talked out of over a decade of planning and dedication by a retard who also wanted to become Hokage.

Methshot
Methshot

bump

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Frizzled me far less than with Nagato, since Obito was self loathing ("I'm no one, I don't want to be anyone," "You're still you under that mask, freak face") and, deep down, didn't really think that he was right. Naruto was the perfect person to Talk no Jutsu Obito, since he was this respected hero who had become what Obito could have been, so most of what he did during the War was based around convincing himself that he didn't fuck up and make poor life choices.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

page 9

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

again

Soft_member
Soft_member

what dis from

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

youtu.be/6oZA-tuPXc8

Methshot
Methshot

With Obito I think it was slightly better built up since the masked man had already met Naruto plenty of times and because he went from evil asshole, to wanting to prove his point to Naruto, then became self-doubting, then turned depressed and finally he became coolest guy

Nagato on the other hand went right away from "the world shall know pain" to "you get a resurrection, you get a resurrection, everyone is getting resurrected!!!!!!!"

King_Martha
King_Martha

I think the problem is that it wasn't fun enough to be a fun show and it wasn't serious enough to be a serious show, and it definitely wasn't well thought out enough to be both.

JunkTop
JunkTop

So, no game tomorrow, since the missus wants to do stuff. Game on Sunday is still a go, though.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I want to kill myself now

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

stuff
What kinda stuff

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Cute little picnic in a park somewhere, I believe

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

That's pretty cute
Have fun

Methshot
Methshot

reee 2bh

Nojokur
Nojokur

page 9

Bidwell
Bidwell

page 8

StonedTime
StonedTime

Who is the most underrated girl in Naruto?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

under rated
literally the most important character in R20's game
possibly Jashin in a wig

Yeah okay buddy

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

hey in canon she's the most underrated girl there is
God I hope she's a lonely spinster in the new series and we can self insert as her love interest

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

God I hope she's a lonely spinster in the new series and we can self insert as her love interest
t. Renya Shimura

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

being Sundowner/senator armstrong of Naruto
that might work
youtube.com/watch?v=SevR3wSypQ8

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

local kunoichi is fucking invincible

Spamalot
Spamalot

she would've been so cool as that type of character
the fact that Naruto never fought her was criminal

iluvmen
iluvmen

how would she handle the Naruto
Jinchuuriki EMP?

TechHater
TechHater

she'd probably get her ass kicked real fast, but at least it'd be interesting dammit

askme
askme

Poncho Sasuke was perfect (pic related), why did Kishi give him that gay emo hair in Boruto The Movie?

girlDog
girlDog

why did kishi give the gay emo a gay emo haircut
He believes in calling a spade a spade

Lunatick
Lunatick

based sasuke is /fa/ as fuck

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

rewatching early episodes now and she seems like the only likable girl girl.well maybe ino is likable too.

And sakura is the least fucking appealing girl in the whole 48 episodes i've watched. fuck sakura

also hinata already had pretty big titties back then(at least for a child she is). when medics unzip her jacket you can see that. For some strange reason camera shows it 3 or 2 times. and stops its movement right on the boobs before scene cuts out.

oh well. I wish soske was a girl. things would've bern different then

Emberfire
Emberfire

I'll never get this meme
Nacho is clearly the one who should have been a girl

Spamalot
Spamalot

most important character
That'd be pushing it

What would Danzo think?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

that would've been quite nice too.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Why not turn ALL the characters into women, then?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

who would fuck them then? have you ever thought about that, hm?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

futa

RavySnake
RavySnake

Life finds a way, user.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

implying Tenten isn't the mastermind
implying in the future all of ninja earth won't be ruled by weapons manufacturers, Borderlands style
implying Tenten isn't the Lofwyr of Naruto

What would Danzo think?
Get in there you fucking beauty

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Well, we'll see how accurate your guesses are in a few weeks.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Ino is bitchy but she grows out of it, unlike Sakura. Hinata is the best girl from day one. Tenten is inoffensive.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I just wish he'd wear the Konoha fatigues for once
Naruto too

WebTool
WebTool

Dunno. Ino is only bitchy when it comes to soske, other than that she is nice. The way she is in Sakura's flashbacks is very nice. I can respect her for that. And can respect her for actually being a team with fatty and pineapple. they do everything together and train and fight as a team. Even though pineapple sure thinks of ino as troublesome and ino thinks of fatty as troublesome. Thats also worth respecting I guess. Not that many teams act as a team in this series if you think about it by the way. everyone is about muh personal tech

Hinata is just so fucking centered on naruto, she barely has any personality of her own. In early episodes she has all that branch head family business with her trying to change and stuff. Thats ok I guess, but later on they drop all that and she just becomes walking titties that say something like"oh... naruto...kun....." from time to time and thats it. how is that a best girl?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

page 9

Emberburn
Emberburn

not sure if Ino was bitchy, whe might be a bit bossy in part 1 but it was not that extreme

cum2soon
cum2soon

Some people just want an onahole that sometkmes says it loves them

w8t4u
w8t4u

she barely has any personality of her own
I think we can all agree that Naruto as a manga and Kishi as a writer are pretty fucking terrible when it comes to characters and their development and fleshing out.
Any and all actually good bits have to be more or less teased out from between the endless odes praising the Uchihas' infinite perfections, inferred from the little bits we do see whenever Kishi remembers he already has a cast and doesn't need to invent new throwaway characters for everything.

Thus, your subjective willingness to do that comes to play a big part when it comes to most characters and what is to you is reduced to a "N-Naruto-kun!" might be more meaningful to others willing to examine the situation, look into what might be implied but are unsaid etc and extrapolate something fitting into the general character arc she does have, which is in itself a rarity among Naruto's cast, never mind the female cast.

With that you have an objective core growth to the character, changing from where she was in Part 1, barely able to talk or look at anyone, the victim of a family feud and all but buckling merely at a gaze from the Branch family's downtrodden genius, to a woman who has earned the respect of the very same genius and fought side by side with him, healing the family schism, stood against a self-proclaimed living god knowing she'd get obliterated, and yes, focusing on Naruto like so many others, stared into the eyes of the man she loved, who was about to mentally break, and brought him back from the cusp of it in front of the whole army, rallying them.

Especially whom she is compared with, that is some genuinely good shit right there, plain as day in front of us. And then to that you can add the subjective stuff to flesh it out, contextualise like that overly analytical bullshit explainer pic does
.
The result is that among many including myself she is the clear and obvious Best Girl.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

There's an argument to be made whether she's better off as a secondary character relatively safe from Kishi's ruinous writing or replacing Sakura as the heroine of the show (either Hinata or Ino would have done a pretty good job filling that role imo) which could have given us some more on the Hyuuga and the workings of Konoha proper, but in any case if the worst thing that can be said about a character is that we haven't seen enough of her, that's more a criticism of the writer than the character in question.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Would you feed fish to a demon horse?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Yes. Yes I would. Das one cute horse. I wonder what kind of shenanigans fugetsu got up to with that horse.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I wonder what kind of shenanigans fugetsu got up to with that horse.
?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

You know, I should probably give him a bonus to his History checks. Kokuou has been around for a LONG time

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Fugetsu got mentored by Kokuou due to his Boil Release Kekkei Genkai

happy_sad
happy_sad

Wait, did they talk about a lot of shit? What kinds of shit?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

when will himawari awaken her mangekyou sharinnegan

hairygrape
hairygrape

Well, having to teach kids is probably still better than ending up as a very, very big Tesco hamburger, so good on it/him.
Was it just an encounter, or did the thing legit just settle down somewhere?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

...........uhh.............?

Methshot
Methshot

they chilled in the forest for like 2 weeks.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

After training for the day, Kokuou used to just chat with Fugetsu, telling him about the millennia before ninja started sealing the Tailed Beasts, telling him about scuffles his got into with his siblings or human heroes he fought alongside. Confirmed things that others consider legend, stuff like that.

They had a two week training period, and then Kokuou taught him the basis of the Rasengan before Fugetsu left for the Shadow Isles.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

So what did everyone else talk about with their mentors? Renya probably got taught the best places to hide your gold, Waniko probably learnt some...makeout tactics. Arata just got cried at I reckon, no learning which is why he knew nothing about that dead body.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Did Fugetsu learn about the Mugen Tsukuyomi?
About Nig Nog Zetsu?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

need someone to sasukepost with
any volunteers

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Yeah, sorry

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What posting porn and deleting it?

I would, but I don't save any Nacho porn

Booteefool
Booteefool

Well the others all just went home after their day's training. They didn't have 24/7 exposure like Fugetsu did. They basically did their training, finished for the day, and went home.

Negative. It was mostly centred around Kokuou's life and experiences, the narcissistic bastard.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Is the world ending tech something that won't even be hinted at during the game?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Sauce's first use of the Shadow clone.jpg

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Sasuke Uchiha Is The Strongest

askme
askme

SA-SOO-KEH~ He's really cool~
SFW edition

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

sfw
nipples

Firespawn
Firespawn

Whoops, forgot that one had nips
I can't be letting that stay on a Christian image board

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

It will be.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Might be neat
It'll give the player's something fun to try out with all their friends

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

WHY WON'T KISHI GIVE MILFNATA FANSERVICE
WHYYYY

JunkTop
JunkTop

Dude in charge of Burrito manga killed her tits
It's over for Titnata

5mileys
5mileys

They will not be casting it.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Naruto is a terrible father

iluvmen
iluvmen

yes, but not as bad as sauce.

happy_sad
happy_sad

He wasn't at first, hence why when he got too busy to be there as much, Bort got so butthurt.
Pre-Hokage the norm was

Supergrass
Supergrass

Speaking of Fugetsu, why does he even have Boil Release? Did Hoozuki actually have boil release?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

No, he's the result of a keikaku.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Can someone explain the appeal/popularity of this pairing to me?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Tfw Renya wasn't keikaku babby with Wood release like Tenzo

Kakashi is the most popular male character amongst girls, so he gets paired off with whatever female character those girls feel easier self-inserting into.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Are you sure you wanted to post that pic, user?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

0 GET
youtube.com/watch?v=PhCIIg6PmZk

Is there any vaguely Slav like character in this series?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Naruto is tall, blonde and wears track suits. He just has the Uzumaki swirl thing instead of the Adidas logo.

girlDog
girlDog

Nardo only wears tracksuits. That has to count. He even put his kid in a tracksuit.

girlDog
girlDog

I wonder what Sasuke is doing right now

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Bullying Waniko

Booteefool
Booteefool

Who /sasuke/ here? In real life, before I make a choice I always think to myself "what would Sasuke do?"

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Inojin draws Ino more moe

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

his dad must be chastising him for being a no-talent moefag

whereismyname
whereismyname

It's a better version of Sasusaku.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I do this as well
No really by choice, I'm too socially awkward to do otherwise however

SniperWish
SniperWish

Post your height and favourite character

I'm 6'5" and I like Sasuke Uchiha

My roommate is 4'11" and he likes Hinata

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

6'3 , Sakura

SniperGod
SniperGod

6'3
Madara

SniperGod
SniperGod

185 cm (6' 1''? 2''?)
Madara

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

1.7m or 5′7, Hinata
55kg, I'm underweight as fuck

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

7'3, Han

iluvmen
iluvmen

4'3
I really love the NarutoxHinata pairing!

Emberfire
Emberfire

187cm, favourite character is Jiraiya.
Hinata a best girl though.

eGremlin
eGremlin

t. Han

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

5'5 and 300 pounds
Sakura is a terrible character! Hinata is way better! Sasuke sucks!

Evilember
Evilember

more than 90 seconds apart

whereismyname
whereismyname

5'1, 250 pounds, acne, hunchback, yellow teeth

hinata

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

93 seconds after
Sad.

askme
askme

6'4", built like a Greek god, 10/10 aesthetics, perfect specimen

Sasuke's mom

iluvmen
iluvmen

6'5, blue eyes, visible abs, 8 inch dick

Sasuke Uchiha

Supergrass
Supergrass

Good thread all around

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

so what do you need the data foor

Skullbone
Skullbone

6' 225lbs

pic related

Emberburn
Emberburn

6'4, Oxford graduate surgeon making 900k a year

Uchiha Sasuke

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

hey guys what's going on in this threa-

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

youtube.com/watch?v=jIp1I5Atr3Q

SniperGod
SniperGod

Sasuke Uchiha Should Have Been Hokage

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

this thread

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I had a good laugh, thanks for samefagging 14 times. We need more people like you to keep this general alive.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Shitposting hour, huh?

DeathDog
DeathDog

ITT: Characters that are literally you

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

It usually happens when we are in the 500s, 600s, or 700s of posts.

farquit
farquit

Yeah. It probably also doesn't help much that we've ran out of some of the last tidbits of content to discuss. R20 user is some normie un-virgin with a life and gf, so the game is stalling for a bit, and we've had the fapfic as well.
Not much other new stuff until the next Burrito chapter to laugh at.

happy_sad
happy_sad

normie un-virgin with a life and gf
Makes me sick, honestly.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

NOT OKAY!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Naruto characters are attending Hope's Peak Academy from danganronpa
who will have which talent

idontknow
idontknow

appears for only 3 seconds
saves the whole movie

Why is he so perfect?

idontknow
idontknow

Gai is the main character of the last videogame you played
how fucked is the final boss

Evilember
Evilember

"Sasuke, I want to watch you have unprotected vaginal sex with my wife, dattebayo"
What did Naruto mean by this?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Who used the monkey paw?

Methshot
Methshot

"I want more posting on /nsunsg/."
"As you wish. Commence the SasuHina posting!"

TreeEater
TreeEater

At what point does shitposting just become spamming? Is it when the humor is gone?

Inmate
Inmate

it's whe nobody takes the bait

Flameblow
Flameblow

Well, since it's shitposting hour, I noticed that Sasuke gets a lot of his looks from his mother. Would that mean Sakura would find her hot?

girlDog
girlDog

Sasuke Is The Best Shinobi

WebTool
WebTool

of course

happy_sad
happy_sad

Does Sakura molest Salad and tell her it's something normal between parents and children?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

if i filter "sasuke" will i miss anything important

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Does she find Sarada hot? Does Naruto since he has also called Sasuke good looking?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Vagina Inspection Day as she calls it.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

poop that comes out of sasuke's ass > everything naruto has achieved

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Your fanfic will never get a TV Tropes page.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

problem is that the guy is only posting pictures
you wont miss anything at this moment though

Bidwell
Bidwell

At what point does shitty bait become cancer?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Jesus, those look awful. Might as well just have te MS

Skullbone
Skullbone

*farts loudly*

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Kushina is cute

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

All I can think when I see this is that Naruto actually looks bretty good in red

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Kushina is dead

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

red hair?

iluvmen
iluvmen

So is Rin

whereismyname
whereismyname

and so are you, coolest guy.

girlDog
girlDog

He'd kick the shit out of the Wild Hunt, that's for sure and wouldn't let Vesemir die.

Actually, dropping Gai in the Witcher's world would be amusing solely on the grounds that after half a week Gai would either devise a way of getting the fuck out of that plague-ridden, morally grey, witch-hunting backwards shithole by going full arcane with chakra-magic mixture, or effectively become Kamen Rider and undo the injustice of it all.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Fuck, man. I felt legit uncomfortable looking at this.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Honestly I think this seems pretty neat, real final boss type shit

R20 GM have Ayame come back as this

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Ayame
Akame
I'd be down for it though desu

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

No I mean the ramen girl, she was the real keikaku all along

happy_sad
happy_sad

tfw still waiting Planewrong to set up R20 game

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Me too brother

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

tfw missed the FMA quest this week

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I feel your pain.

massdebater
massdebater

You don't, m8

See that?
I kept checking on /tg/ but the thread was on /qst/ all along
I missed it due to being a no good baka ass nigga

The only upside is that since /qst is so slow, it might last the entire week.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

What was deleted?

Illusionz
Illusionz

boards.fireden.net/vg/post/605485/
what did he mean by this?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Let's just say it was Sasuke poster doing his thing and forget about it

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

An user missed a quest made by the guy that made Leaf Ninja Quest. It was on /qst/ instead of /tg/.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

*chuckle*

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

ff.net is a scary place
I think it's the same guy, who downvotes the hinata pics on gelbooru

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

There is a guy who downvotes Hinata pics there?

Soft_member
Soft_member

I love how the first part up to Hinatits is basically youtube comment material, then the next sentence is is like, ESL /a/, then the last line is pure /b/

Soft_member
Soft_member

yes, check any recent hinata pic on gelbooru and see how downvoted they are, compare then to any non-Hinata naruto picture

whereismyname
whereismyname

kek, that's the first real bit of butthurt I've generated with anything I've written.

The only other time was just someone upset I apparently changed a little bit of how the Shadow Clones worked for Nardo. (Basically elaborated a bit that besides the chakra draw, the difficulty of Multi-Shadow Clone Technique was that while a single one you can give plenty of detailed instructions, coordinate with, if you create a hundred it has to be far, far more simplistic as far as detailed instructions go, unless you are truly masterful with it).

The funny thing is that that was left on the Tenten-Sakura one where I've gone a fair distance out of my way to make Sakura seem like a nicer, more human and generally more attractive sort of a person than I would ever actually interpret her as.
So the guy must be upset because of the line where after their drunken shit Tenten decides to hell with it, she has no qualms with claiming his woman for her own, taking Sakura's virginity. I did wonder whether I'd get heat for that.

Kind of regretting going with the sad-vanilla version, not the one where they are just thoroughly drunk and horny as shit, Tenten slaps Sakura's tits raw like there's no tomorrow, and Sakura gets off of being insulted and told how shit she is. Or the first one where Tenten and Sakura merely go find another party after Ino and Hinata bail, but they aren't as young as they were in days past and everyone pays more attention to Hoshi and co dancing. A desperate bit for being noticed would follow with Tenten and Pinkshit making out, basically putting on a whole lesbo show for the crowd and then a good fifty guys would go through them.

hairygrape
hairygrape

the line where after their drunken shit Tenten decides to hell with it, she has no qualms with claiming his woman for her own, taking Sakura's virginity.
I like Sakura and that line turned me on.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Well, this has been a funny thread.

So any news or speculation on how the 3 novels will be animated, either into the Anime during the Blank Period or as OVAs?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

how the 3 novels will be animated
as cheaply as possible

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

The first episode of the Itachi filler had some pretty good animation

FastChef
FastChef

How do you go from this...

Inmate
Inmate

I think there was a hinata-hate tumblr account named hinatits and whatever
might be the same guy

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Even Konan couldn't save it.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Hella epic

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

To this?

takes2long
takes2long

Glad to hear it, user. In a kind of weird way. I'd say no homo but the stuff I've written IS lesbo stuff, which is very much homo.

Is it weird that after writing this I don't dislike Sakura quite as much? Trying to find the attraction Tenten would have for her, even if quite a lot of it is my invention to amke the thing plausible. I guess now I understand Sakurafags who are upset the show doesn't feautre their fanfic version of her, but as she actually is in the manga a little bit.

I do wonder whether I'll have a bunch of angry tumblrinas shitting on the stuff I write and post in the future. Could be entertaining.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

they might as well animate the fillers in flash

massdebater
massdebater

What the fuck is wrong with SP?

TechHater
TechHater

Truth is that any character in this series is infinitely more likable when not written by Kishi

MPmaster
MPmaster

I'm no sakurafag, but she was pretty underused
it's also one of the reason why I dont take bashfics seriously and try to write sakura and even sasuke interestingly

Booteefool
Booteefool

I'd say no homo but the stuff I've written IS lesbo stuff, which is very much homo.
It's the good kind of homo. But only if it involves Nippon shit.

Emberfire
Emberfire

They probably have tight schedules so they churn shit out without even caring about the quality.

Skullbone
Skullbone

How many Writefags are there in this gen?

Bidwell
Bidwell

True.

I try to do the same thing.
Someone, by the looks of things a Sasuke/Uchiha fan actually commended in a review for my serious thing that I've written Sasuke as a proud and respectable person. I appreciate all feedback, and I was glad there was a lot of very positive stuff, but that one in particular made me really happy because I really fucking hate Sasuke in the manga, but didn't want to let that influence me in how I wrote him, especially starting from late Part 1 when he still had humanity.

2D makes everything better, including lesbians.

by the way, going with that scenario for the Tenten-Sakura one, I do sort of wonder how fucking butthurt Ino would be about Sakura turning dyke and NOT for her.
Then again maybe she'd just arrange foursomes with herself, Tenten, Sakura and Sai.

likme
likme

There is one identified writefag.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I guess there are two but the other one isn't man enough to show us something he's written.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I'm the Naruto Xenoverse guy, but I'm too busy with playing Pokken Tournament and trying to think how to improve on writing fics

eGremlin
eGremlin

There's me and one other guy who posted sometime in the summer, I think. And I initially only took up lewd fics because sometime in April someone said they'd do an Anko-centred fapfic but never delivered, so I took that one and wrote it out, to try myself at it.

We got a drawfag too and two guys doing roleplaying stuff that's sort of writefagging, I suppose.

Occasionally I might also post pics of Jiraiya. Not avatarfagging, I just think he's a based, glorious bastard.

takes2long
takes2long

Occasionally I might also post pics of Jiraiya. Not avatarfagging, I just think he's a based, glorious bastard.
That's because you write smut just like him.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Yup. Even if it is more or less just a side thing I started doing because why the fuck not.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

bump

Snarelure
Snarelure

post songs from nardo anime VA
youtube.com/watch?v=wYG7QrOO3W0

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Lil' Hina too cute

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I've heard Kishi got pissed by this scene.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

That time you thought the hood of Kiba's jacket was his hair.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Wild man Kiba would be better. The Last and 700+ Kiba are pretty good

Emberburn
Emberburn

post Kishi sketch of The Last Kiba

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

seconding. can't find it.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

can't find it.
Next time Google it.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Stands in R20 when?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

You mean Susanoos?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

That's right, purse owners

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

yeah because his eyes got eaten by bugs or something already

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

There's an argument to be made whether she's better off as a secondary character relatively safe from Kishi's ruinous writing or replacing Sakura as the heroine of the show

There's a level of truth to the former, but the Hyuga politics and drama, alone, would have been way more interesting than...whatever Sakura brought to the table.

To say nothing of Hinata's character arc, which was the best of anyone's other than maybe that of Kakashi and Obito. It's a shame that it mostly ended up happening behind the scenes.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Kishi caring about a non-Uchiha

I found this doubtful that reason, and wouldn't be surprised if he forgot who Shino even was.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

It's more like that thing that that guy from that one series did that one time

youtu.be/OSABJsMtF8E?t=2m11s

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Why would anyone outside of a self-inserting fangirls be so invested in NaruSaku? I mean this is some next level shit; not the sort of butthurt you'd expect from the ending to a cartoon.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I don't think it's necessarily NaruSaku, based on what the guy wrote.
He took offence at the notion of Hinata having friends / being friends with Ino in the one about her and Nardo ( ) while he posted the one you replied to to the side one of Sakura and Tenten kind of hooking up.

So, presumably an SSfag/Sakurafag butthurt about Sakura getting tenderly 1010'd and never turning back.

Supergrass
Supergrass

WE
ARE
FIGHTING DREAMERS

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Cheesy damn thing, and the highest point of enjoyment I got out of the anime, I'm pretty sure.

Methnerd
Methnerd

OLI OLI OLI OH! JUST GO MY WAY!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

holy fuck GNT 4 is more unforgiving than storm

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Can the Gentle Fist be used sexually?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Hyuugas are clan of glorified perverts.
Go figure
I bet all of the clan members watched Naruto and Hinata's first time that thus they got horny so they did incestive clan orgy

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

dom stuff on the next level, shutting down your lover's arms and legs, leaving them a functional fuck nugget
weird power plays with drawing the other's chakra out, making them feel weak, then 'kissing it all better'
stimulation of chakra points/acupuncture points/tension in some kinky-ass ways
chakra sent into another's body not to do damage but to further erotic massages

And if a similar technique to the Lion Fists can be done to create other shapes, you are only really limited by your imagination.

Skullbone
Skullbone

To be fair people downvote shit for very petty reasons over there. On every porn site I've seen anything with Sasuke that isn't yaoi gets downvoted

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Which story is being shit on here?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Have you killed your brother and attempted to kill your best friend, yet?

MPmaster
MPmaster

So, what makes Naruto, Naruto? By that I mean the character, not the series. I'm thinking of writing a crossover but I'm not sure how far to go until Naruto isn't really Naruto anymore but some OC wearing Naruto's skin.

Playboyize
Playboyize

He didn't remind me of Naruto one bit during the entire war arc, Kage Summit, or the clash with Kakuzu.

The Pain fight shows that he was still looking for his answer to Jiraia's last assingment, even if Nagato folding over was beyond retarded.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Don't be rude or I'll crash the game entirely.

[spoilers]Raid boss[/spoiler]

Likely not for a fair while. Being able to shrug off damage and shred through almost anything is a bit much for 13 year olds.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I never actually watched/read the Kakuzu arc. Why didn't he act as himself?

For me I think Naruto should just embody the idea of being stubborn fool who clings strongly to his ideals even when he's wrong.

Inmate
Inmate

crash the game entirely.
With no survivors, big guy? Is that all part of your plan?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Nah I'll keep running it I'll just stop posting summaries or talking about it

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Pls don't. We love you.

massdebater
massdebater

Awh. I wouldn't leave, anyway. I like the feedback and the general shitposting about the game.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

bump

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Which one is it, senpai?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Let's try some speculation.
Besides silly orphans doing pranks in a desperate cry for attention as substitute for affection, what sort of crime could there be in Konoha or the other ninja villages?
The Uchiha were supposed to be military police, so there had to be something, right?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I wish that Naruto kept his edge throughout Shippuden. During their second fight, he couldn't even bring himself to land a hit on Sasuke,for whom he had become a satellite character, in his own manga, for.

Naruto started as a hothead, so he ended up feeling like a completely different character, with his random love affair with pacifism and with "ending the cycle of hatred."

Soft_member
Soft_member

What, who's Incredible Violence? Probably Waniko at this point. She shanked a dude in the throat and dragged him back into the wheat fields, and then later literally made someone detonate on impact from a boiling water snake.

Nojokur
Nojokur

If Naruto had to mature and cool down just a little bit, it could have been all right for him to do so, but the problem is, it just lacked any substance or real thought behind it.

It would have been nice to have Naruto sport a "never start a fight but always finish it" attitude, or something to that effect, seeking to be a morally good person of non-aggression, and where appropriate, mercy, but also not completely botched as he was at some parts of the show.

I am also kind of certain that if Kishi could send just one message to himself back before he started the manga, it wouldn't be about being a better husband or father, it wouldn't be information critical to world, politics, but instructions to make the manga about Sasuke instead.

FastChef
FastChef

Forgot pic to go with the quoted attitude.

Methshot
Methshot

During their second fight, he couldn't even bring himself to land a hit on Sasuke
Not in the Storm games.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Someday...

TreeEater
TreeEater

It can't be helped. Uchiha lust is hardwired into the Uzumaki and Senju genome.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Don't forget about the 2 maimed rapists.

girlDog
girlDog

Nagato had a better Uchiha husbando

happy_sad
happy_sad

would smash.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Well, one, really. The other one got away ok. She one-hit the first one.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

page 9

RumChicken
RumChicken

again

StonedTime
StonedTime

we ded

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Not as dead as this guy

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I honestly can't wait for Mr. President to advertise the Ramen Stand in a comedy skit

Soft_member
Soft_member

THICK

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Is that a crossdressing Itachi or a girl Itachi?
Either is fine

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

itachi best girl

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

ninjutsu abuse against civilians
theft
murder cases
the usual stuff I guess

farquit
farquit

Looks like ninja 1984 to me...

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Was this the peak of Sasuke's character?

Playboyize
Playboyize

It was certainly the peak of his hilarity

WebTool
WebTool

get sent into room 101
it's just you, Naruto and two bowl of ramen
and he's going to TnJ you
you wish you could have just gotten away with rats

cum2soon
cum2soon

What's the technique you wish we got to see more of?
Yamanaka possession and general mind shenanigans for me.

Emberfire
Emberfire

What the fuck happened here

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Bitch is triggered by the sound of someone opening Pringles.
I don't actually know but these days it could really be that.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

tfw no Jiraiya sensei

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

My Sasuke Is The Strongest

Firespawn
Firespawn

Who would win?
10 Sasukes vs. 10000 Madaras

Playboyize
Playboyize

One Itachi

TechHater
TechHater

sasuke hokage+best shinobi award, fucks hinata tsunade sakura

naruto ramen slurping champion

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Sasuke

Supergrass
Supergrass

tobirama said "uchiha sucks"

tobirama is dead

sasuke isn't

sasuke > tobirama

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Is it time again already?

Snarelure
Snarelure

yes

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

My Sasuke
prodigy
master at all forms of ninjutsu, genjutsu and taijutsu
wasn't born with huge chakra pool and a tailed beast, had to work hard for power
has a badass sword
good fashion sense
alpha and redpilled, doesn't give a fuck about women

Naruto

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

sasuke fucks mizukage

naruto too busy eating ramen

eGremlin
eGremlin

Sasuke married Naruto's used goods.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

sasuke married pinkqueen most beautiful kunoichi in the world

naruto married autistic grayeyed flatchest bitch

SniperGod
SniperGod

KISHIMOTO: "Yes, I guess you could say that. Throughout the manga, Sasuke has always been the main drawing power, which is the reason he was always on the covers and advertisements instead of Naruto. In the polls it was revealed Sasuke has always been the fan-favourite. When we met up in the studio to discuss and plan the future of the series, we always started by asking ourselves 'What's next for the Sasuke character?'."

Inmate
Inmate

sasuke carries the whole anime by himself, no plot armor

naruto too busy jobbing in fillers

Methnerd
Methnerd

sasuke gets his own seperate anime+movie+tv show played by brad pitt

naruto too busy changing boruto's diaper

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Everything The Sasukeposter Says Is True

Soft_member
Soft_member

implying
Sasuke is knocking up Kaguya. Remember he's the only one who can access that dimension.

Methshot
Methshot

Sasuke poster seems like an honest person, so there's not way he'd make things up

DeathDog
DeathDog

DELETE THIS

Kimimaro is great, Kimimaro is merciful

Methshot
Methshot

I wish Lee would've kicked his ass

Firespawn
Firespawn

thats funny way to spell Mitsuki

WebTool
WebTool

Has Naruto vs. Sasuke started yet? I haven't been in this general for a couple of weeks

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

29th
expect sticky on /a/

Firespawn
Firespawn

why is blue bird such a popular song for Japanese to cover
youtube.com/watch?v=1Q6M_rruSWs

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

2arcadey4me

Methshot
Methshot

2arcadey4me
we can go further
youtube.com/watch?v=LFIlVjClME4

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

hey im cool with NES stuff

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

all the other 8bit Naruto stuff I've found are either trash or medicore unfortunately

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

You guys remember this?
Literally 11 years old now

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Forgot link
youtube.com/watch?v=J52FFA2_flo

Methnerd
Methnerd

bump

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Naruto
won

So there's that

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Neji is a literally a Ultimate Wingman to the death.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Damn, all this sasukeposting has almost made it time for a new thread.

Bidwell
Bidwell

DON'T GIVE HIM A IDEAS

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

you get to choose one character to kiss you
who would it be
what kind of a kiss it would be?

eGremlin
eGremlin

this works too well for some reason

w8t4u
w8t4u

Sasuke Edition
Coming soon: Road to Sasuke
sasukenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-09-12/sasuke-shippuden-ultimate-ninja-storm-4-road-to-sasuke-expansion-arrives-in-europe-on-february-3/.106361
Sasuke Gameplay: youtube.com/watch?v=4J6y8_1w4ns [Embed]
Sasuke Trailers:
youtube.com/watch?v=MEGRwiQ9j08 [Embed]
youtube.com/watch?v=eGcKgQBBRxo [Embed]
Other various Sasuke info:
youtube.com/watch?v=SQHumezGBDU [Embed]
youtube.com/watch?v=HzG3PKw1rx4 [Embed]
youtube.com/watch?v=Mev-wFnH0s0 [Embed]
Sasuke Steam Group
steamcommunity.com/groups/NSUNSG/
Sasuke group
discord.gg/0tYAz6VE2zJENjBI
New to Sasuke Storm and/or coming from "traditional" fighting games?
forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/comment/7766808/#Comment_7766808
How to force a Hinata to do something offensive
youtube.com/watch?v=pMPEHZjOTWo [Embed]
Sasuke Abridged Series (best re-write):
overloke.imgur.com/
Sasuke Screenshot album
imgur.com/a/tiAWA/all
Sasuke-approved fanfiction
docs.google.com/document/d/1IdKzPOFC6J_qhL-1BzyNEvVqhp73cD5oUGFVnqgbbEA/edit#
Hall of Naruto's Anal Devestation
imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/all
Sasuke's Patreon
patreon.com/TLAnon
Sasuke GM's summaries of the game so far
dropbox.com/s/uds093rtywlm38k/Game Summaries.pdf?dl=0
Sasuke Artbooks, Music, Manga, etc.
pastebin.com/SmwKFShb

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

It would be a painful kiss, but worth it.

King_Martha
King_Martha

well at least you got it out of your system

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I'm not even Sasukeanon, I was just bored.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

fucking croc fuckers
im going to make sandals outta Waniko

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Why would you make sandals out of human skin? That seems very weak.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Kushina is cute, a cute

Emberburn
Emberburn

im going to skin her during she is in sage transformation

hairygrape
hairygrape

new bread
veekyforums.com/thread/155630395/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/155630395/video-games

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