Dota 2 General - /d2g/

THIS IS WRONG

WHAT EDITION IS THIS

FUCK YOU OP YOU CANT MAKE THREADS

>juggernaut
>op

Hello 1k.

you thought i would respond seriously to this post?

Give Zeus an immunity piercing ministun on his aghs ult please

Reminder QoP has the juiciest, most luscious ass in all of Dota

A lot of people wait until after q and e are maxxed but imo:
>e, w, e, q, e, r, e, w, w, w, r, q, q, q, stats, r, stats.

But then i only play kotl with lina ogre trilane です

I'm the resident thread maker but was out cycling away my troubles but this OP did fine when the mantle of responsibility fell on him to shepherd gulagites to a new home

s-sorry

>jugg
>OP

dont let him farm

choose heroes with BKB piercing disables

Jugg is pretty fragile for 25 minutes of the game, its only when he starts building items like manta, s&y, skadi and/or abyssal does he actually start being an issue.

you can also build euls/ghost scepter if you're a support, since chances are he's going to use omni on you

-Base HP regen from 0.25 to 1.5 HP/s

>Meat Hook
-Range from 1000/1100/1200/1300 to 1300
-Damage from 90/180/270/360 (180/270/360/450 with Aghs) to 100/195/290/385 (195/290/385/480)
-Hook speed from 1600 to 1250/1500/1750/2000
-When retracting, Meat hook deals 100 damage to enemies on its path

FIXED
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>tryhard smurfing
>abandons after 5 minutes, runs into towers, goes afk mid game, enables showcase mode in the middle of a fight

yea fuck this guy

>cycling

are you cute
post tummy

Why is life so shit?

Shit OP

This retard can't into titles, thread won't even show up when you type "dota" in the catalog

you should both kill yourselves

Who?

>This retard can't into titles, thread won't even show up when you type "dota" in the catalog
Lad, I hate to break it to you but, you're the retard

i miss TI... . .

how long until i cna ignore all my problems and just talk and watch and think about dota for a whole week again

>Are you cute
no but I'm definitely not as gross as I used to be

>post tummy
Maybe in 6 months

>Go to the catalog
>type "dota" in searchbox
>that thread doesn't show up
>type "d2g" in searchbox
>doesn't show up

no u

hint: it's a famous dota2 streamer

Lad...
Did you even click the link? It's not an opening post, it's a comment in a LoL thread, standard end of thread shitposting.
Please don't be as retarded as those people and think before you type

b-baited

n-no user you are wrong
nobody is gross
im sure you are the sweetest flower in the world

cheer up, user, i will always be here for you
now go hug a pup (or get one if you dont have any)

and by "im always here for you" i mean i will be here in 6 months to ask for your tummy pics
h-heh he

>Pick Void.
>Enemy picks AM carry.
>Proceed to shit all over his laning phase.

Thank you AM pickers, please never git gud.

What if Nether Strike's nerfs were reverted and Bara were spell immune during cast time?

Would he be viable then?

Publicizing a casual channel of communication
Save your flames
Check if you feel like

twitter.com/dotopenguin

Would you, d2g?

You bet I'd send her back to Africa.

this is not /b/

get the fuck out of here, disgusting piece of shit

you scared me

Daily reminder that Multicast uses true-random rather than pseudo-random distribution because support heroes cannot be OP (overpowered).

>Play first game of the night
>Losing 7-0 by 4 minutes

>someone actually thinks ld and maut are good
Kys

U SUPPORT

ME CARRY

Will every jugg in my pubs go 0-0-4 build now?

definitely, the only reason spirit breaker sucks is because he doesnt do anything after 15-20 minutes. giving him a guaranteed stun that goes through BKB would give him something to actually do aside from run in and die

Can somebody explain how peruvians play this game? How can they afford a computer that runs this game

internet cafes

they dont own computers

however

internet cafes do

they're really popular in poor ass countries

just increase his base INT/INT gain a bit and he's fine

Have fun with your ranked game user remember you are the only constant

posters like this and other south american monkeys play and post from internet cafes

do you actually think Bara sucks, huh

damn dude ur such a respected member of the community uwu
where would we ever be without u dude i just done know

>some RETARD wastes glyph on a t2 with 50hp
>costs us the game

EVERY

VFUIVING

GAME

THIAS

AFUGOINP:SDGMNP

HA{PP{ENSAD

WHY

WHT

QWHY
WHY
WHY

WHAT FGOPES TH O)GU ;twJH HWEL FUCKING HEAD

WHY DO THEY THIO T HAT IS A GOOD IDEA

TELL ME

YOU FUVKING RETADS

I KNOW YOU ARE IN THSI THREAD

EXPLAIN ITNOW

EXPLAIN GOP AHREA:AS EPCL

Now Im imagining a peruvian playing dota as gunshots are ringing outside the cafe

>trying to understand the thought process of what is more or less a fucking animal

?

he is only good in pubs because pubs are uncoordinated as fuck

You'd be at TI threads with 900 posts like a bunch of goddamn animals you dumb ungrateful nigger

Holy shit I imagined one of those Korean cafes with comfy chairs and big ass spaces between stations. This looks so fucked

>I imagined the third world would be a nice place

nobody cares about who you stalk

>first game
>play OM support with moontitties in safe lane
>offlane jugg literally thinks Q = 100% win rate against int
>self cast E and stun
>start wailing
>jugg flails and throws
>repeats over and over with lion that ults me instead of luna
>buy stone and urn
>end match at 40 minutes against a competent techies

people unironically say support is not fun

Why do they all have the same outfit?

in a meta in which le epic stun heroes are a dime a dozen, bara is incredibly niche at best

If I could make a pact with Satan to never have sex in my life so that Trump will win, I would.

>Now
but 1-1-4 is an outdated build

>the jews have convinced even /pol/ that somehow this election is any different

Literally female vs. male Hillary Clinton.

school uniform

Probably some peruvian school uniform. I like how some of them have a fucking backpack on. What the actual fuck

how does one even into mid against a competent arc warden spammer

ok groovy

She looks five m8

i am most gracious to you, the only person capable of making threads. it is generous beyond belief that you would share your knowledge of copy pasting some fucking text. this thread in comparison is like the dregs of some whore's creampie in comparison to your words of loveliness.
oh no wait its literally the same my mistake

step 1: out of mid

how does someone mid against a smurf with 3-4k+ more your mmr

how the fuck am i supposed to get to 1k when there is always a smurf on the enemy team making me feel ashamed of being born

When you live in a shithole maybe it's best not to put your bag on the floor, or out of your sight at all.

im new when are the ideal times to use glyph

Why are you replying to him

>mid against a competent arc warden spammer

dont

just make one of your retards go mid, pick someone like ogre or potm (if you can land arrows) that can meme on mid early, and overall just harass and delay his midas as much as possible

zet is broken af but he needs to win his lane, stop him from doing that and you win

t. arc warden spammer

I'm not gay but I'm definitely sexually attracted to Arteezy

RTZ arms are so skinny

Does he even lift?

or you can just double mid

faggot picks need faggot counters

because he think's he's doing the world some godly service. what the fuck do you think he's going to do with a (you), print it out for sexual favours? he can jerk himself off with a (you) if he wants but it'll be a bitter aftertaste.

Your words come from the third world and therefore don't hold relevance but know you post by the graciousness of the white man only

MANGINA PICKED

INFINITE FARMING ENGAGED

im bad at dota and i react at stuff happening by jumping and pressing all buttons at once, but i think: at the beggining of the game because FUCK IT YOU ARE GOING TO WIN ANYWAY, avoiding damage to your t1, defending t1, just pressing before t1 falls so you can annoy the enemy, to defend t2 if you are tping, to avoid damage to t2 IF nobody is pushing and you have map advantage, to defend racks, to defend t4, to annoy the enemy when you are about to lose

problem with dual mid against zet is that unless you kill him or force him back more than once, he starts getting a level advantage and can use it to roam on other lanes and get kills, while you and your mid are underleveled

You think a guy who professionally plays a video game for a living, requiring him to spend 12+ hours each day playing this game, will waste time going to the gym?

that's what i mean, go full memegank mode and just keep sending him back to spawn. arc is taken out of game entirely and your support in fully online

He's ugly as sin

t. 1pl8 dl

>shaneomad is on team eg

what the fuck?

Fix this shit what the fuck

>5 sec duration
>3 sec cooldown

universe is the only truly good looking pro

if he has a daughter, she probably will be 10/10, the kind of person that makes you want to explode because you wont be able to comprehend how a human can be so painfully beautiful

>literally a shitskin

how do you do that thing where you stagger your autoattack on a creep to get the last hit?

>tfw buying HotD on supports, dominating one of these satys and becoming the ganklord
So this... is the power... of the caliphate of clan_iraq

most people are too retarded to micro him

What's the most lewd photos of Soe?

Why isn't WW aghs a strict upgrade? Her skill literally becomes useless if she doesn't have strong mana regen to pair with it.