How do I int/o/?

How do I int/o/?

I live in the UK and want a car. What are some fundamental normie tips? How much £ should I be aiming to spend?

Go the through the fucking board guide

Fucking normies, GET OF MY FUCKING BOARD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I have never seen any of these automobiles in real life, American

Yeah because you can't see the road from your basement

We have most of those, other than the american made ones.
Just get a MX-5 or something.

that

REEEEEE almost made me spit my drink,

fuck, where can i see a video of some sped doing this?

Write reeee on youtube i think you can find it.

Originally its from an anime...cant remember the name but the scene included dude 1 smashing a cement roller on dude 2

>£

Check out this faggot.

That shit's fucking outdated.

Cars as new as 2005 can be sold for less than $5k.

I mean, the average year being 2005, instead of 2000.

£1000 with mot.
£750 with mot if you live up North

About 1/5 of that infographic is relevant in the UK.

where in the UK?

Chesterfield

just started driving?

No more than about 20% of your income on all associated costs for year 1.

Northern Ireland

I got my test 3 years ago but don't own a car

Just dropped in from Switzerland. Can confirm that at least half of your sticky chart is not applicable for us. I still have no clue what to get/look for/spend

>Switzerland
Get a bicycle.

>35km commute
>bicycle

yeah right

good luck with insurance lad hahaha

1 litre Corsa/Fiesta/Clio if you've never had a car before because insurance will rape you on anything else

> Living
Good. Zombies GTFO
> UK
Good start
> Want a car
Prepare to be gouged.
> Tips
Cheap piece of shit as your first car. It'll get bent anyway.
Insurance is going to be fucking expensive.
So is tax.
So is fuel.
> £
1k tops for a first car.
Then allow the same for insurance (pay it up front or they charge interest), and then you have to pay car tax instantly as soon as ownership transfers, which is another hundred, or more.
And if you're buying a used car, it probably needs new tires/brakes/oil change/whatever.
Basically, 2, 3 grand for car and everything else.