/dsg/ Demon's/Dark Souls General

I decided to try my new cosplay character.

>Dark Souls 3
>shortest game in the series
>bonfires out the ass
>filled to the brim with shitty references
>On-disc cut content that will be sold as DLC
>no dynamic lighting system when even basic indie games have them
>rehashed areas
>rehashed NPCs
>rehashed animations
>invasions sucks
>Heavy armor sucks
>armor sets don't even fit properly
>brown and grey
>shit AI
>Armor variety is less than DS2 BASE game, despite copypasting a 3rd of the armors from previous games
>Magic needs 2-3 ring slots just to dish out melee level damage
>Magic itself does reduced damage for PvP
>awful scaling balance
>FP is the most awful casting management system introduced yet (worse than DeS mana, which had better regen options and more efficient)
>FP horribly ineffiecent with damage, ends up causing everyone to use 1 or 2 FP efficient spell like Great Heavy Soul Arrow
>Miracles awful, best and most viable one locked behind the final boss
>bland NG+
>awful covenants
>no blue eye orb
>blue sentinels and darkmoons the exact same
>left hand weapons no longer have full movesets
>dual wield weapons are gimmicks
>Straight Swords and Curved Sword are as fast as daggers
>Great Weapons are slower than previous games, and costs more stamina, while barely doing more damage
>1-2 Weapons ALWAYS the best in class, no redeeming qualitys for special weapons resulting in less weapon variety than BB
>very little moveset variation
>existence of Carthus Rouge
>WA are mostly shit or copypasted powerstance moves
>no tech
>No animation canceling
>No backstep i-frame
>rolls have too much i-frames and cost too little stamina
>bloodborne enemies catered to R1 spam from ss and cs
>hexes gone and dark magic is shit
>shittiest dragon form
>no dragon covenant
>refined/hollow completely dominates
>pyromancy is the quality of casters
>19 bosses, a good chunk being gimmicks
>linear level design, less branching options than DeS, DS2, and even BB

>the DLC actually won't save it

Don't even ask what happened

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Sorry for the quality, I'm not a webm wizard.

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>yet another scythe boss
>player version of scythe will be a quality weapon with shit WA

If they copied even half the movesets of Burial Blade to scythes, they wouldn't be so shit.

>ganks everywhere

This is just fucking Bloodborne at this point goddammit

>velka uses the white dragon breath spell

Priscilla being the child of Velka and Seath confirmed?

i wanted to ask you, are you the guy who used to make themed builds based on stereotypes?

It's not a white dragon breath, it's a frost wave.
She's ice-themed, Allfather Lloyd seems to be fire-themed.

This is what, 3 days in?
How short of an attention span do these fuck have
Do these fucks want an auto-win button and cry when they lose?

No. That's supposed to be frost. Hacksoftware was lazy and just used a smaller version of WDB to represent ice.

You buttblasted user.

Did you you get cucked by bloodshades again?

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WDB crystals have different form and color.

Sif was a very unique boss design-wise. Nothing even comes close in DS3.

>Do these fucks want an auto-win button and cry when they lose?

Well... yes? They're crying that hard about gankers and forming a gank ganker team, what'd you expect?

Bloodshades = Badshits user

Literally only 4 to 8 active holy Vicars BASED HOLYMEN\WOMEN won the war against all of fucking Peeve's dicksuckers

/r/ing someone to make an image similar to those Veeky Forums vs /leddit/ game battles. If anyone does, be sure to make it E X T R A Holy.

The fuck is this connection, lads

Stop posting your inane fucking updates in the thread.

When DLCs usually go gold?
A few weeks before actual release or later?

that was awesome

Looks more like a Petrified Something desu

It's Dark Souls 3, what do you expect?

If Nioh released with Dark Souls-esque PvP, and eventually got so big on PS4 that they brought it to PC, would a lot of people migrate to playing Nioh?

>won the war against all of fucking Peeve's dicksuckers
>PC
Not PS4.

LotF had Dark Souls-esque PVP and it was on PC. So yeah definitely it doesn't matter if it's actually any GOOD or not.

PS4 brigade better get to it, then. PC is crushing badshits

maybe

Gankers are ruining PvP in DaS3.

I fully support the bloodshades.

>le epic 4chins vs Leddit battle xDD

Vicars are just as cringeworthy as bloodshades. A bunch of assblasted kids who got rekt in PvP and decided to team up to do something about it.

Soon

No.

>eat a moss
>now you are a cheater

No, I'm not. In fact started browsing /dsg/ recently.

PS4 Vicars in different timezones. Just check for Pope event on PS4

>all the laggy retards with African-tier internet also lag during co-op

who would've guessed

rate my vicar fashion

are there any torsos like this one that show off the sword on my hip better?

go home until you learn how to draw noses sca

I wonder if it tastes like strawberries

>being retarded
US can't play with EU. For EU you're retard with shit internet. It's not so hard to understand

>close
Are you poking fun at the DLC trailer, or do you genuinely believe that?

Replying

>based on stereotypes
do you mean the jew and tip the fedora char.?
I think that guy got bored of ds3

lel cry more faggot

>no fun allowed
It's just a piss about you autist. sperging out won't support your shit opinions

It doesn't work. Only Nips match exclusively with nips

I know. I talk about "lags".

why expired discored link

There's an option for cross-region play in the menu.

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Just search for the pcfc group on steam to find it

Projecting this hard.

We both know you got rekt by invaders bro.

You're probably just bad at the game. Don't worry though. You're probably good at other things, like sucking dick.

so where do i put my sign if i want to be summoned as a vicar? i have to put down a white soapstone, right?

i see

yes, i think i saw him post recently, he was doing his mimic run. that's unfortunante
i'm the PvE autist who used to post progress of challenge runs i did along with new things i learn but i figured that people found that annoying and not very userful and stopped
he was pretty much the only person who was doing a similar thing, that's why i asked

*of the /dsg/ fightclubs

That vital part was missing

>Organised gank
>Spend half my time 1v1ing people as a support build

Stress.

>JetstreamSam.webm

what discord?

Where is Vicar streams? You autists should start streaming with some provocation name of stream. More people will join Vicars on both platforms

>muh projecting
>actually the one projecting

Good job, champ.

delet this

We don't want people to join. We're just having fun and making them mad.
That one faggot who stalks the thread is annoying

If you're doing your totally-not-the-same-thing-as-Peeve's-guys Vicar shit, there's a Discord in the OP pastebin.
/dsg/ isn't your personal irc.

theres one person in the discord you fuck and you literally cant post in the chat because there is no chat, it just tells me something about wumpus

>no u

Quality post m8. Keep 'em coming.

I think it's cute

Villpu's first video on head/ facial anatomy has everything you need.

never

Lel the irony

how the fuck do i get summoned by a vicar host

THICC

>be waiting for invasions as Aldrichtfag for 2 hours
>only ganks or hiding cunts
Covenants are so awesome bravo 10/10

Go to pontiff's arena
Pass dsg
White sign

>We don't want people to join
That's boring

Cute

Doesn't matter, organise yourselves better instead of making dumb fucking posts like
It's obnoxious as fuck.

You're free to stream if you want

>had sign down for 10 minutes
>still no summon

are the bloodshades still a thing

are they only on PS4

Considering there's only around 6 actual Vicars doing shit on PC, and I'm going to assume literally none has the capacity to stream vidya, what else do you expect? We have a drawfag doing shit now, but this joke is mostly Veeky Forums contained. We haven't got the fandom popularity of Peeve and there's probably about 150 different people on this General alone. And like 25% of those are actually participating.

Yes
PC and PS4

What if
DLC will fix PVP?

What's even the point of the vicars?

Just killing bloodshades?

no, Ganking

>miyazaki in the latest interview
>it was either going to be a desert or a snow world

Say your name

>but this joke is mostly Veeky Forums contained
Honestly it should stay like this.
Once Reddit gets his hands on this expect it to go full cancer

>implying

DELET

PS4 is main platform tho. For unknow reason PS4 has more hardcore ganks with chads everywhere. DS ps3 legacy

They didn't need to wait for the DLC to fix PVP. They're not going to do it at all.