What kind of car should I purchase to let everyone know I'm a virgin?

What kind of car should I purchase to let everyone know I'm a virgin?

Volvo 240
Volvo station wagon
Civic
Crown Vic
Panther

geo metro or a smart car

miata

Polaris slingshot, ktm x bow

a dirt bike

Miata, Civic, Sportbike, Truck, or Muscle car

V6 automatic mustang

virgin, not faggot AND virgin

old merc

A lifted pickup truck

Your mom's car

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M3

kek

Any shitty small car. Miata, geo metro, old civic, twingo, Volkswagen beetle

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nah twingo is cute and you can fuck in it

pontiac sunfire

And you think girls want a effeminate guy with a cute car huh?
You maybe could get roadhead. I can't see how you could fuck in it unless you're a midget.

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yeah, gay men maybe

I do.
>"What's that one down on the end next to the Jeep? It's even smaller than the red one."
>"It's french. Wanna try to see if we can fuck in it?"
>"Yeah!"
Bam.

Meanwhile in reality she tells you to fuck off.

Nah, this is based on an existing/new fuckbuddy.

We believe you.

About what? A completely hypothetical situation I concocted to prove your dissertation could easily be thrown down a gutter? All you'd have to do is find someone you've already fucked in a car and suggest attempting it in the most cramped place possible.

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retarded twingo fangirls

All I'm sayin' is it'd be neat to have one in the garage with all the other weird cheap shit I buy.

>"I...it's a sports car."