>Schumacher DDed a Fiat Croma and a Fiat 500
>Raikonnen DDs an Alfa Giulietta and a Fiat 500
>Massa and Vettel drive a 500 Abarth
>most F1 drivers own Ferraris and Maseratis
Post yfw Veeky Forums literally doesn't know shit about cars.
>tfw no more Schumi
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>ultra rich people own cars that browsers of an imageboard with a sticky showing "best cars for under $5k" don't own
Color me surprised
Why would an F1 driver care or know anything about street cars?
>Veeky Forums literally doesn't know shit about cars
that is true, you included. but all the drivers you mention drive or drove for ferrari so why would you expect different
>"WOW EVERY FUCKING JUVENTUS PLAYER DRIVE A JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE, THEY ALSO HAVE JEEP LOGO ON THEIR SHIRT, THEY MUST REALLY INTO JEEP"
Really you don't understand that Fiat owned Ferrari, so their pilots were oblied to drive FCA shitboxes to fool idiots like you?
They have to know a thing or two about how a car works, fine tuning in any motorsport isn't only about telemetry, you know?
>but all the drivers you mention drive or drove for ferrari so why would you expect different
They have the money to DD anything they'd like, yet they choose to drive those cars. So your points are moot, tbqh.
you can't be this retarded
>"wew it's strange, Rosberg and Hamilton have a fucking Mercs collection in their garage, VERY STRANGE"
>implying they get cars gifted to them or have any discounts whatsoever
That's some nice presumption, do you have any proof to back it up?
Sure m8, they earn gozillions dollars per year just to buy the shittiest Abarth ever produced or the shittiest Alfa ever produced
You seriously have no clue, do you?
Those guys actually love how the 500 Abarth drives, exactly like how F1 drivers loved how the original Mini drove back in the 60s/70s.
We know you're insecure about your Fiat, bro. It's okay, we can't all own good cars. If it weren't for brave souls like you, no one would buy garbage shitboxes like Puntos, and all the manufacturers would go out of business. Thank you for your service.
>Fiat owners are THIS retarded
>you seriously have no clue, do you?
Says the 3rd world retard that buys right into their marketing ploy.
>haha nah I'll leave the laferrari at home let's take the 500
here in Italy everyone hates that shitbox bc of its terrible handling and weight distribution
Giulietta is simply not an Alfa Romeo
>Alfa D.N.A.
please no
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underrated
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>alberto barbossa thinks he's Schumacher because he couldn't afford anything better than a 1.3l diesel italian shitbox
I really don't understand the reason behind your attention whoring. You're not amusing, you drive a plain and boring car and all you do is bitch when someone says something against Italian cars. I'm guessing you're paid to shitpost but then again who in their normal mind would pay someone to advertise Fiat cars on Veeky Forums. Why do you keep shaming yourself is beyond me, at least do it without a trip.
>inb4 typical !mjet "u juts mad" post
>Schumacher literally said he drove the Croma and the 500 Abarth
>Raikonnen literally said he drove a regular Giulietta
You can't argue with that.
>drives away in his jap appliance
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>500 Abarth
>terrible handling
Yeah, no.
The first world championship went to his head
He's such an insufferable cunt now
You seem a bit upset, tbqh.
>a tripfag shilling
huh
really makes you think
>VERY STRANGE
Yeah, and every celebrity in every commercial ever says they use whatever product a company wants them to use. You're right, you can't argue with stupid.
You find a summary of your life upsetting?
You don't expect a porn star to leave work only to hire a prostitute do you?
It only makes sense they want to drive a slow simple shitbox as driving racecars all day is hard work, very intense.
-guy who went go karting today
oh my god, the 500 Abarth is a fucking bus, it has a ridiculously high Cx
>not knowing that their contracts obligate them to drive these cars
as expected from alberto
go buy eibachs for your 1.3 diesel punto you faggot
those things are also very front heavy for what they are
i went go karting yesterday and my arms are fucking sore but i'd still rather have driven home in a ferrari than my miats
There are tons of images like this because overturn a 500 is easier than breathe
>I'm claiming this but I have no proof at all
>so upset he feels the need to project
>literally every review praises its handling
>yet another spurious claim
You fags literally have no proof to back up your claims.
Stay mad.
>2011
>being this delusional
ISHYGDDT
>so btfo he can't resort to anything else but ebin reaction images and greentexting quotes
it's like talking to a bird
>still no proof to back up their woeful claims
>>literally every review praises its handling
[citation needed]
>>still no proof to back up their woeful claims
Then why aren't you responding to like a proper human being without sperging out?
you'd think twice if you actually owned the ferrari unless you're an attention whore
really fast cars aren't fun on a public road
i'd rather drive some proper gt
mjet is partly right, the handling is quite good, but the 500s has a tremendous COF so they tend to overturn in a "windy day"
t. !mjet.oRqBk
>actually admitting you don't know how advertising and endorsement works
I bet you think Michael Jordan has to buy his Nike products and George Foreman has to buy his grills.
>inb4 shoes aren't cars so it doesn't count
>shilling for fiat
how low can you fall ?
>The Abarth 500 is one of the most stylish small cars on the road and thanks to sharp handling and an eager engine, it offers driving thrills (...)
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>the Abarth’s handling is as feisty as its styling
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>Much like the pokier Esseesse, it’s not perfect, but it’s incredibly likeable. And with so much torque in what’s a titchy, short wheelbased hatch, it never feels slow.
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>But it's the sort of thing that, in a hot hatchback, we'll put up with if the trade-off is sharp composure and handling and, here, in fairness, the Abarth Esseesse is very good.
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>Aside from how fun this car feels, and sounds, is how well it actually handles. The steering is sports-car heavy, and feels perfectly direct. I got all the feedback I wanted for street use, and feel like this would be a great car to help get racetrack experience.
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>Nevertheless, the Abarth feels well planted on that widened stance and a heavily stiffened chassis keeps it stable to the limits of its mechanical grip.
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>It’s great to drive too, with the same eagerness and willingness to change direction as a small dog.
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You literally have no proof to back it up. You're just speculating.
So the a Prius and F150 are the best cars ever because millionaires buy them?
>not shilling for one of the best engines of our decade (ecoboost)
Car reviews are awful and always claim how good softroaders are. They are whores.
>no proof
Okay, I'll take your argument. Where's your proof of them saying they purchased those cars themselves? See how vague and retarded your argument is? They're the only spokespersons ever to never be compensated by a company...you're so knowledgeable about advertising, do you teach at retard university?
>the a
>damage control
oh my god
this
it can have the handle of a fucking kart, but the fact is one and only one: it's a fucking bus
Thanks Swype.
Good job mjet, they have no evidence and are just insulting you. You hurt their feelings
That was my first post in this thread, go show me a review where they say a car's shit and not worth buying.
>i have no proof of whatsoever I'm trying to point out
>YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME PROOF OF WHAT YOU'RE ALLEGEDLY SAYING OR I WIN THE ARGUMENT
are you shilling this hard for a fucking Fiat? Really? The only good thing Fiat ever made was the fucking multijet and one of the engineers who invented it moved to VAG because Fiat R&D is awful
t. he was a professor of Mechanical Systems Analysis in my uni
>>you hurt their feelings
>for a fucking fiat
no thanks
he also drives a fiat
Well, taking into account Fiat invented VVT and common-rail injection, amongst many other industry firsts, I'd say they're well off.
Clarkson always liked Fiats, too. Now that I remember.
He used to praise the old Bravo and Punto GT.
he also drives a fiat
Ferrari is doing wrong in F1 because they have a quite good PU but terrible aerodynamics, so is Fiat, you can't focus to one thing each, you have to well-engineer your cars entirely from engine to the fucking front bumper
It's supposed to be reminiscent of the old 500. What'd you expect? A 458 body on a 500?
Nobody fucking cars about the drag coefficient on a small hot hatch. Only autistic benchracers, who can't find any other flaw to cry about, do.
It's a fucking great driver's car, end of.
The level of autism Veeky Forums displays always amazes me.
I've seen this type of behavior before.
A lot since I live in a third world shithole.
Guys buy depressing, boring, soul crushing cars, the type that scream "I have no interest in anything remotely automotive", because its the only thing they can afford/buy for one reason or another. (lack of money, family obligations etc)
But since they actually are somewhat into cars, they proceed to justify and defend their purchase.
"It's great/reliable/fuel efficient, It's fun, I love it, I wouldn't change it, I WONT CHANGE IT FUCK YOU"
But of course, most know that it's not true. Most of them have driven a way superior car in their lifetime. So they start defending it louder and louder.
Usually it ends when they either get some money and get an actually good car, or they loose their fucking mind and buy a bunch of old Volvos and start boosting the shit out of them (the best case).
Of course, there are some people who just haven't actually driven anything better than their shitbox of choice. And that's sad.
>Nobody fucking care* about the drag coefficient on a small hot hatch
Perhaps that high drag coefficient can kill you if you take a light turn at 50 mph
>He has to make a thread to try and justify buying a shitty diesel fiat
You fucked up, and bought the wrong car. Fiat diesels are shit-tier engines, unreliable as fuck.
No amount of shitposting will change the fact that YOU know fuck all about cars.
you're a helpless child
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
sounds like a "windy day"
top fucking lel
>You fucked up, and bought the wrong car. Fiat diesels are shit-tier engines, unreliable as fuck.
>Fiat MultiJet Diesel Wins Engine Of The Year Award
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What is it breh?
I was hoping you were counting how many times he rolled over.
>gee, it took a gravel run-off area for the car to roll over
>this just in, race cars sometimes roll over
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I love how he ignores your post.
Waifu.
>>gee, it took a gravel run-off area for the car to roll over
>>this just in, race cars sometimes roll over
Pathetic. I've been through a gravel trap and over curbs in my car and it didn't just flip over at the sight of it
Have another one
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I usually ignore projections and presumptions about my life.
That's just it.
>I think my car is a race car
The post.
It's not unusual for race cars, be them whatever they are, to roll when they hit a gravel trap wrong.
Stiff spring rates and hard rebound damping usually does that.
i'm laughing so hard at this "human being"
defending his wrong choises this hard
If your race car flips its shit (literally) at the first hint of a curb or slightest contact you've fucked up the setup or the car is inherently flawed
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>I can't even think of anything remotely intelligent to rebut
neither can you
the fuck, it's past midnight, go to bed you retard, don't you have a job or something
>ignoring all the proves stating that 500 Abarth is a pile of shit
>>I can't even think of anything remotely intelligent to rebut
post more 500 rollovers
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>gee, a small hard-sprung race car can flip over if it's PIT'd
You're a fucking rocket scientist.
Want me to post videos of other small racing cars flipping over, too?
>the 500 is a pile of shit because I found some videos of racing cars rolling over
>just disregard every other professional statement saying it's a great car to drive
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this is a 500 rollover thread now
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explain this one then, it literally rolls over on its own
lol wut, it's the exact opposite you said
you're saying that 500 is good only because a bunch of reviewers said so, while the practical act (i.e. races and DD) says that 500s are fucking craps
guess who is the benchracer between me and you?
>protip: not me
>yfw F1 drivers know diesel is shit
Diesel is a great thing in DDing
>diesel is for appliances
Cam Ingram (father owns The Ingram Collection) owns some insanely nice Ferraris and Porsches, yet drives a Fiat 500 Abarth...what the fuck, I think I need to take a test drive.
t. !mjet.oRqBk
ayy what's going on in this ITT
You do realize that this is marketing, hence the marketing image you posted in the OP.
F1 drivers do not care about their DD or how it drives, why would they, they get paid to track the fastest driving, highest lateral g, quickest cornering cars that exist.
Go look up Raikkonens thoughts on the matter, he doesn't care for street cars at all, he barely knows what he DD's and hint - it's company provided.
>500 is a good car
>Literally a go kart
>Can't even lap Tsukuba, a literal go-kart track faster than a 206
>Getting beaten by the meme car standard for bad cars
Holy shit .mjet just go back to your cuckold porn please.
You're asking for solid accurate proof of something which is already presumed by any mature adult who thinks about the situation for more than a minute.
Yet you would never be able to find anything backing up your farcical claims if you were asked to.
>inb4 'LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYONE knows x,y, and z. They TOTALLY said they love the way the mini handled in the 60's and 70's. And f1 cars (and their drivers) have not changed AT ALL, and the fiat 500 is totally the same thing as a classic mini, it's pigfat instead of being light with no suspension, but its completely the same thing, they love the car I drive because its THAT FUCKING GOOD!
...p-please give me validation and attention. i need it because only mummy looks me in the eye after what happened last thanksgiving with grandad and my doodle and the cat
>Nigger
>Cucked by ape named Michelle
Pick 2. and 2 only.
>this fucking 1.0l diesel Punto faggot again
Didn't you get the message last time? Go kill yourself already.
>Raikonnen
Nice spelling, dipshit.
All were Ferrari F1 drivers. Besides, Gimi dailies an Alfa Giulietta, fag boy.
Why do you compare your shitty DIESEL Punto to the Maseratis or Ferraris of today? Alberto go eat your fucking pasta and stop shitposting.