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You posted this last thread and got btfo
Why post it again?

>couldn't pass a school bus
If you tuck in you should reach 200 km/h no problem
>the wind blew me back
It's a lightweight bike, on the touge you'll overtake liter bikes absent-mindedly
>lost a race against a tractor
You're supposed to put the bike in gear before releasing the clutch. The 250r does 0-100 in 3.5 seconds

>honda
>cant pass
what else is new?

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>1st place in standings
Looks like Honda doesn't need to pass lol

Thoughts on the Electra Glide?

Besides the fact that it's a >Harley

>hardly
It's shit

Honda CX500?

it looks like a hipster bike but I can't find a ninjuh or other starter (read: slow) bike that isn't beat to shit for its price

You'll become a total idiot and do coke

>marquez had more than 20 seconds lead over rossi last race

how will rossifags recover

by playing dirty

>honda
no.

Holy shit lmao

I'm a jap. "Soul" and "passion" aren't in my vocabulary.

>dad owned Hondas all his life
>he got old
>now owns a Harley
How do I save him?

Get him a goldwing

>The 250r does 0-100 in 3.5 seconds

MAJESTIC

>all these Honda haters

Snoozukis are so fucking hideous

SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DOLPHIN FUCK YOU

You have to be near the opponent to play dirty

>mirrors on bar

Fockin why

Because some people like seeing shit in their mirrors other than their arms.

I might just do that. He owns a cruiser now so he can take mom on longer rides with him and he needs 2 seats.

I bet she gets a real kick out of it. The vibrations are real.

Honda haters are just KTM riders jaded from being the butt of all jokes in /dbt/ for the last 3 years.

Projecting

Is op a cuck? He's a confirmed nobike who makes bike threads for others to talk about bikes.

>He's a confirmed nobike
>doesn't post his own bike when he says this

What does my bike have to do with a confirmed nobike?

no, op is a cool guy

>op
Lmao faggot

Post kawaii keys.

On any enthusiast board (let's say the enthusiast item is called X) when you call someone a "noX" you must post your X first or you're just a troll assumed to be a noX

But my bike doesn't matter, op is confirmed for being nobike multiple times.

Finally a chance to post this again.

>pass literbikes absent-mindedly
>200km/h no problem
I'm sorry for your autism

I want one so I can put a little wooden doll in it

>ausfailia
Range ban kangaroos when?

XR650 or SV650 or CB500?

What purpose? DL650

Question dbt, I hear a lot about the sv650 and gixxers, but not much about the GSR series. Why is that? Do they fall into the jack of all trades master of none category?

>tfw my keys are at the dealership

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sv650 duh

literally the same bike you cuck fag

Kinda rare, kinda silly, better than an SV but more expensive in every way

Not the best version or colour of that bike

Reminder that dual sport is the king and super sports are cuckolds afraid to hit road bumps

>having bright yellow chicken strips
How much of a faggot do you have to be to get those?

Gayer than you and that's an accomplishment

The engine is apparently tuned down so there's more midrange power at the expense of the higher end. And don't call me a cuck nobike

post your tenderloins

lolno

Don't bother, they catch a lot wind so they flap around like crazy and eventually rip free. After I lost mine I just took a guitar pick, punched a hole in it and put that on the ring.
> doesn't scratch bike
> small and unobtrusive
> kinda personalized (I play guitar), can draw on it
> still large enough that it makes digging for the key in your pocket easier
> cheap
> never breaks

>implying I have a bike to burn chicken strips off

>cuckold: the post
just because you have no clue doesn't mean I am nobike you fagboi

>wash bike at weekend
>ride in rain for 20 minutes
>filthy again

grr

>tfw can't put anything on the key for my bike because it'll hit the steering damper
GG MV Agusta.

Reminder that dual sport owners are unfit shitcunts who are incapable of riding their dirtbikes off road so they put road tyres on them and pick on sport bike riders like it is an accomplishment to ride a race bike faster through corners than a 200kg bike designed for the street.

I doubt a guitar pick will do much damage there.

Damn that's a cool idea.

You think there's a way I could fit a shell casing on there and avoid scratches? Maybe coat the casing in something? I don't want to put a tank protector on obviously.

My keys came with a ring that said 'blood type A+'

I don't know my blood type so I took it off in case they pump me with AIDSblood

Are you in the UK? I'll happily print you some caps for the ends.

Are you thinking of supermoto?

Because supermoto =/= dual sport

why did you blur your key?

To be honest, outside of the military, no one at the hospital trusts anything of that nature because it's too easy for some slimebag to deliberately carry the wrong one and sue the hospital.

motard owners think they ride dual sports m80, they don't understand a dual sport is something for off road that can go on road if it needs to, not the other way around.

/dbt/
youtube.com/watch?v=VTbbgdHlBYE

Veeky Forums contains Batman-grade detectives and people who own/have access to 3D printers. Just the wrong bit of inadvertent information and there's an outside chance of some crooked fucker actually running off a key and using it.

Thanks for the offer but I'm an Amerifag.

I'll figure it out and when I do I'll post it

he thinks one of us will copy his key design, find where he lives and steal his bike with the custom key we made.

Hmm, might be difficult. I think brass would eventually shatter or get scratched to fuck if it doesn't scratch the bike; coating it in plastidip or vinyl might be an option but it won't look good IMO.
Also in Germany it's probably illegal or someshit.

> not censoring your key so nigs can't make a copy from the pic and steal your bike

No problem. The best thing I can think of would be clear silicone around both ends.

Tbqh senpai you're not entirely wrong. I might do that now that you gave me the idea.

you posted the wrong video

Ayy, it's Warwickshire user again!

Where you at, lad? I'm in/around Leamington every day.

The monthly fee for a license to use that idea is 20 USD, thanks.

Near Rugby. I tend to go riding in the area between Daventry and Banbury. Nice quiet roads.

Anybody have experience with Sedici gear?

I have a Sedici textile jacket and pants, and have no complaints. For those of you who have owned some and moved on, how does it compare?

I really like to see and finger fuck things in person before buying, so it's nice that it comes from Cyclegear. But obviously a lot of their shit is low-quality, especially Bilt. So is this good value for the money, or shit-tier overpriced?

I certainly don't intend to spend more than $1000 on a single piece of gear. I get the impression you can spend as much as you want, with diminishing returns.

>don't wash bike
>ride rain, sun, day night
>don't wash bike

i dont fucking know. go to a bike shop and actually try on a bunch of different gear.
different gear fits different people differently.

Yea. Brass is soft but it'll probably still fuck up the tank. I thought about plastidip...maybe a clearcoat spraypaint and then wax it?

That just might be the way to go.

>clearcoat spraypaint

You want something softer than the tank paint. I'd stay away from clearcoat and epoxies and look at transparent rubbers.

>projecting fetish
Just because you're a fucking retard on the issue doesn't mean you have to respond. Stop trying to make up for the lack of vehicular unit between your legs.

>You want something softer than the tank paint.
That's what the wax was for.
>I'd stay away from clearcoat and epoxies and look at transparent rubbers.
Ok, will do. I'll see how transparent plastidip turns out.

how about both you fags post a pic of your bikes instead of discussing who lacks one?

>F4 1000
Nice. My favourite looking bike of all time. That's a 2006 model, right?

lol like anyone would want to steal a honda

Better than nobike, nobike :]

t. cuckfag