Tfw you see a girl in a nice car with a stick shift

>All these virgins

>tfw my wife drives stick
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>See lasses in manual SS's
>???
>fap fap fap

>own a white Lancer Ralliart
>white Lancer Evo pulls up to me at the lights
>look over
>acknowledges my econobox with a very subtle (but unimpressed) nod
>light turns green
>launches like a rocket
>I don't even try to follow

Right in the fragile masculinity

I want to ask this girl out. Her car is everything obnoxious and for some reason I can't stop thinking about it.

At least it's manual.

>Parked next to almost mint MR2 today
>admire car
>notice pink shifter knob
>girl's shirt on the passenger seat
>wish I could have casually bumped into her while going back to my car
>car was still there when I left, and waited way longer than would be considered creepy for her to come back

Why does fate never smile upon me

Why didn't you just stay. Fuck thinking about being a stalker this is a babe with a mint MR2 we're talking about. That's unicorn dusted unobtanium.

>Tfw I've been trying to teach my wife to drive stick multiple times a week for the last two weeks

Correction, two months

Did you try teaching her son too?

:^)

Yeah, I have regrets not staying, but was also dressed like shit, just ran to the store to pick up some pipe for a home renovation I was in the middle of and forgot so I probably looked, and smelled like absolute ass.

>wheels that aren't grey, black, or gold

Stupid

Still, probably worth a shot

>leave note under wiper
>"noticed your mr2 as you parked, let's get a drink sometime 555-555-user

I know. Her license plate is also "SWERVE" with some letters being numbers. Everything about it seems wrong but that's the exact opposite of me.

I haven't even gotten a good look at her besides looking in my window reflection. She's probably 5'6". Dirty blonde shoulder length hair. Has two coworkers that she leaves with at 5PM during workdays. Has a nice laugh.

Christ I need help

Oh. Should've left a small note then.

It's ok user just learn from your mistake. It just wasn't meant to be.

You're calling me a cuck. I get it.

Sry mate. Guilty of doing this but my evo is grey.

Sorry to meme on your parade it was merely a joke. Why can't she learn?

M80 I work in a parking lot. Just because a nice grill is driving stick does not mean she is a good driver, or even good at driving stick.

>be working inna sun pushing carts
>qt walks past with a friend
>"tee hee that's why I'm in college"
>qt gets in a Kia soul, starts it
>revs the everloving fuck out of the poor thing and manages five feet in reverse
>finally backs out, points it towards the end of the lot
>redlines the fucking thing all the way down the lot, barely doing 15
>its covered in Bernie and Hillary stickers
I hate the soul, but even a car like it doesn't deserve such an awful fate. Sounded like it was screaming for help...

>people that start their car and immediately push it
Stop! What are you doing!? Do you wake up and start lifting weights before warming up?

>tfw one of my friends that was a girl just ad hominem insulted me once
>wanted to tell her to insult me more

Something awakened in me that day
She drove a truck too

>tfw your gf rides the rails
>also asian

tears

Racers don't need girlfriends, user

>Virgins are people with standards
Nice logic cousin fucker

>>its covered in Bernie and Hillary stickers