This Japanese Autralian girl pulls up next to you in her supra and says she likes your car and asks for your digits

Show her these digits.

Tell her to check em

sure, pal

Bread on engine or bullshit.

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Why does your car roll while it's in gear?

Give her me facken numba ai?

>Do a manly skid
>???
>go home and fap

hey slut i got some digits 4 u

I would, but it's late

>no vtec

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>stock
hi sl600anon mine is faster

tell her to fuck off, i don't like people with flat faces.

Quads, nigga

your search is futile

cheap gas and reliability for all

BUILD WALL

TRUMP 2016

>weenie genie
I'm fucking screaming

thanks, my mom bought it for my birthday.

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>2006 volvo xc70

Well, most likely I'd be standing on a street corner when she does so I'd likely approach her window and talk to her. Then I'd draw my pistol and shout at her to step out of the car. I'd zip tie her wrists and ankles together and duck tape her mouth before I shoving her into the trunk. I'd then take her to an organ harvesting creep and her car to a chop shop. Kidnapping and steely wheely all in one day. That's what I call load's a money, m8s.

That's what I call a loser living his fantasies out through fictitious posts on a Mongolian claymation enthusiast forum

ask if she wants to help me reinforce my subframe

obviously

You're what I call a faggot who;'s never felt a sadistic thrill in his life

>who;'s never felt a sadistic thrill in his life
Been whipped in a bdsm club by some milf that was pretty thrilling. You haven't actually done anything sadistic or thrilling since you're a bitch

Lean in, reach down and start sliding my digits in and out, see how many she can take.

>"Y...you too."

This is the only true response in the thread.

Or

y..you tits...too...fuck.

>"nah"
>rev twice and do a massive burnout through first and second gear

>duck tape
Quack

Fuck her because it's obviously a dream

>that filename

I kekked

>implying I'd give her these digits

"she likes your car"..............."ummmm, are you homeless, or from a 3rd world country?"

"WHATS YOUR NUMBAHH??"

I ask if she wants to ride my italian stallion

>It's actually a highly tuned NA 2JZ with ITBs and racing cams that revs up to 12k RPM and produces 900hp

>literally jizz buckets

And fully built internals

+1 good choice.

Dat car is sex.

But it's a diesel.
Are you sure?

need a source famalam

Give her my digits but then be too afraid to go further because I would never be able to please a girl like that

Why did you delete the picture of her without makeup with the huge sweatshirt and gaudy tattoos everywhere?

>this is normal

>Supra
>LOL 6 Cylinders
Offer her a ride on my 750 instead.

>750
is that supposed to be impressive?

Not just supposed to, it is.

>3/4 of a bike is impressive

>bike
uhh, I sold my bike a long time ago, was a BMW K100RS.
Anyway, I was referring to the BMW 750, not some half assed bike.

Then don't say on when you're referring to a car, dumbass.

Shit, sorry. My English ain't that great. Should've probably used "in" instead.

Just banter to combat the shitposting.

Melt into spaghetti and say "Y-you too." like everyone else in this board is too scared to admit.

will my vy v6 commodore smash her skyline?

The only thing I'd be scared of doing is asking her to dinner because I'd go broke.

Tell her that I'd love to have a cheeky one in the back of my commo, but Australia is unfortunately, at this current time, full, and that I am forced to proceed with "fuck off cunt, get outta me country" before I do some fucken mad skids uleh around her japshit

>I'm a badass on Veeky Forums

AYE yeh cunt right on! Fucking mad skids uleh !

>having standards and not liking a fat Asian cow makes me a badass
I forgot, I'm on the board where people literally beat it to 2d pictures of poorly animated girlsm

>I wouldn't devolve into a pile of muttering autism because that's what I tell people on a Nepalese fan-melting forum

>I'm an autistic manchild that can't talk to people so everyone else must be, too
Go watch your cartoons.

>hurr durr I can't handle the truth of my own autism
Thanks for the giggle user-kun

muh dick

Whatever helps you stray away from reality kid. You're probably a faggot anyway so talking to girls shouldn't be a big deal for you, you could talk about sucking cock together.

>my feelings are hurt
>so I need to call the person I just lost an argument to on the internet a faggot
You're reaching hilarious levels of autism

RECALLED
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>>Do a manly skid
>>fuck another transmission
>>walk home and fap

FTFY

>said by the person that calls someone user-kun
You seem well-versed in autism. I'm sure your therapist has given you plenty of coping mechanisms. If you want to cry about being a retarded virgin go to /b/ or /r9k/

>he's projecting his therapy and retarded virgin status onto a LITERALLY anonymous figure on the internet
Fucking hell man I can only laugh so hard

>admits he'd sperg out
>telling anyone else they're projecting
Go shill some more for ford nigger. Maybe they'll send you the charred remains for the gt350 that burned to the ground.

>he starts hallucinating posts on the internet sperging out
>he feels the irrational need to bring Ford into a car-free debate
If only I could bottle up this weapons-grade autism for future shitposts.

>nocar nigger gets triggered by a fat Asian
What else is new

>he thinks that he is the only person on an automotives forum to have a car
>he refuses to widen his horizons of female beauty
>even though such beauty remains unattainable
I'm screencapping all of this for future lels.

He thinks this is any semblance of beauty. Kek. Not only are you a spastic faggot, you're blind as well.

>he can't even greentext properly
>he keeps embarrassing himself online
Please keep going. I could do this for another 220 posts

I hope you realize that the bump limit isn't 304 or 305 you newfag nigger.

>he doesn't realize that images cap at 150
>he doesn't realize that I will laugh at his autism all the way to autosage

you guys are fucking retards haha. But it's funny.

my thoughts exactly hahaha

>he's trying to link together unrelated posts
>he's flailing about in desperation
>he's drowning in his own autism
L E L
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I'm completely drunk. But I will be sober in the morning, while his autism will endure for all time.

Get sum succ
Get sum cummies
???
Nut in dat cooze

>responds to post about bump limit with image limit
>b-but they're not related
>I spent this much time trying to figure out an excuse for being a fucktatd
You're not drunk, you're just a fat retarded virgin mad that there are people on here that have seen a vagina that isn't drawn.

>he keeps laying down autistic proclamations
>he can't accept that he's losing an online argument to a shitfaced troll
>his only argument is talking about the autosage limit
My cheeks hurt from laughing so hard.

>says the weeaboo that's scared to talk to a fat Asian chick
Kek. Stay mad virgin.

>he said to the anonymous figure on the internet
>while denying that he is far more autistic than he believes
>he refuses to concede that he has been completely rekt
Holy shit this just gets better and better

>rekt by a virgin
Maybe if you sat on me. This isn't some fictional world where you're the slanty-eyed hero from your cartoons. This is the real world where you think your banter means anything other than passing the time for someone else.
>he's actually proud of being a keyboard warrior
>still calling anyone else autistic

>he thinks he can resort to name calling and stereotyping
>on a Lebanese silk-eating forum
>his pure and shining autism flows from his keyboard like a wellspring of delusion
God above, I am blessed with the opportunity to laugh at weeb trash like you every day here.

>uses user-kun
>calling anyone else a weeb
Oh I see...it's opposite day in the land of the poor and retarded.

>he's losing the argument
>starts calling his conqueror a poor and retarded weeaboo
I'm amused to see you graduated the Call of Duty school of debate

>argument
There is no argument. You're butthurt that there are normal people here that don't have to fantasize about cartoons and have actual gfs. Get over it. You're a degenerate weirdo. The world is full of people like you.