/srg/ - speedrunning general - "Exorcise the demons" edition

speedrunning resources:
>/r/samandtolki
>/r/speedruncelebrities
>streambig.net

youtube.com/watch?v=rVoKlqbz1l4

Question of the thread:

What are the demons preventing speedrunning from being a legit e-sport type of event and not just a meme hobby for autists and tranny neets?

Other urls found in this thread:

kiwifarms.net/threads/narcissa-cosmo-wright.24309/
vid.me/OW9i
youtube.com/watch?v=wofXCQXq1pg
youtube.com/watch?v=eiiU-Fky18s
twitch
encyclopediadramatica.se/Trolling_Induced_Transsexuality_Syndrome
strawpoll.me/11305678
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

first for soylent

>early thread

Simply Eric

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How can I soar high above it all?

Why isn't Narcissa plump and juicy already?

She doesn't do anything aside from sit around all day, smoking marijuana, eat empty calories and drink soylent.

How is she still thin?

I want my plump Narci!

Plump and juicy!

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Our queen is fit and active!

Sorry for the non-Cosmo related post I just don't want to be a new IP cakeboy later on

it's fine, don't worry about it.
here, have a (You). it's yours.

thanks for the prompt response!

What the fuck are those weights?

1 pound?

Can you really get fit from pumping 1 pound weights?

How fucking delusional is this dumbass?

>/srg/ - speedrunning general

I think you meant

>/srg/ - speedrun gossip

hello?

where are you simplee elin

>de hippie spacing

Hey, I'm sure that's one pound more than you're lifting, you condescending fuck.

*licks lips*

Soy for the ____

Boy +
Girl
=

Goy


Soy for the Goy

girlfriend! girlfriend! girlfriend! girlfriend! girlfriend!

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hello narci. i know you're here

plump elin thighs

hey narci, look! you're officially a lolcow!

kiwifarms.net/threads/narcissa-cosmo-wright.24309/

congrats! :-)

has bill gotten bene pregnant yet? duke's so anxious to become a father

"The word hugbox doesn't mean anything," he says to his hugbox. Cosmo looked at the screen again, his eyes darting from post to post. He regretted eating his pizza on stream earlier. Cosmo sat back in his chair, and thought about the way he treated his father earlier. He wished he had been nicer, especially after Cosmo had expressed a feeling earlier in the week that he still felt like a man.

Cosmo would always be a man, there was no way around it. He wondered about how he was going to make money, how he was going to survive, and with no plan or inclination as to how he was going to publicly transition back into a man and get a job and start his life over, he breathed a big sigh, and began to eye the butcher's knife in his kitchen.

This would be it. This would be the urn.

HaberdasherA, please. This has to stop.

which of our bois are on the twitter?

"I'm not insane," Cosmo said again as he stared down at his knee-high socks, his short mini-skirt, and his hairy legs.

He wondered silently, "would it have been easier to just man up and face the pain of losing Adrian and the NWC?" He realized now that his following was MASSIVE before. The scale of his support network was enormous before, and now it had dwindled to a small group of penniless white knights and internet tumblr girls. They couldn't support his drug habit or pizza habit.

He glared again over at the butcher's knife in the kitchen.

The urn......he thought....this could be the urn IF HE WANTED IT BAD ENOUGH.

Somewhere, across town, Cosmo's father sat in bad, staring up at the ceiling, wide away, wondering where it had all gone wrong.

which twitter

the twitter machine

@therealdonaldtrump

vid.me/OW9i

BTFO

Cronikeys pls speedrun

Trump will be president, just stream again pls

I will after he's elected

it could be worst, you could be cosmo

yay :3

our boi

literally just streaming other people's content now

she's just researching and reading m8 leave her alone

>please give me money for this content that i am streaming but that didn't create

Remember when /srg/ was about speedrunning and speedrunners?

isn't this grounds for flagging the video for copyright infringement? i don't think these speakers would agree to having someone else profit from their work

srg was never good. dude skeletonbill lmao.

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pretty sure they'll come down on him for it. Twitch didn't let him stream himself singing a song for profit, so i can't imagine this is acceptable

what video is it?

nope

youtube.com/watch?v=wofXCQXq1pg

youtube.com/watch?v=eiiU-Fky18s

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I remember when it used to be about speedrunners.
I don't remember discussing speedrunning though.

remember when people would post splits before non speed gamers started bullying them?

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nice penis training pose

New doggy

I'm going to get sub 50 soon, you'll all see!

well this is boring
what a shitty general

back to /v/ you go

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>[FORMER WORLD RECORD]

>not deleting old runs

I want to get nasty with Narci!

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why does chibi only get like 10 viewers now?

twitch
.tv/chibi

he has 20k followers ffs...

help chibi out lads
think of what he did for us in our time of need
it's time to repay the favor

What the fuck is he even doing?

SPEEDSCOOP: Chibi has begun transitioning into a female

uh... does Chibi sound a lot more feminine/gay to anyone else? he definitely didn't talk like this before

encyclopediadramatica.se/Trolling_Induced_Transsexuality_Syndrome

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Can Cosmo get pregnant now?

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cute

thanks for the late response!

no problem man

a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK

word word WORD

/srg/ is a progressive and tolerant general.

Ridiculing others for their life choices is bullying, and bullying is not OK. You shouldn't be a bully.

If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all.

Stay safe and stay speedy!
- /srg/ management

only from big cocks

strawpoll.me/11305678

Who's going to sub to Surreal? Quality speedruns, quality streams and quality split layouts.

>AGDQ donation fags are back out in full force.

There is absolutely no reason these faggots can't work a few weeks and have enough. Do NOT support scum like this.

Guys i need 1000$ for my vacation, i mean for AGDQ

who here will donate to me and be my pateron?

Can we get a list of fags who are doing this? I'll put it all together and such.

I'll start.

AGDQ donation fags:

- Xem
- Cheese
- Biinny

add me to the list

MingLee

What kind of timers do you guys like? What format is the optimal timer?

Do you like this one? Are those quotation marks that separate Hours, Minutes, and Seconds good? Should there be more than two values after the decimal place?

I do intend to change the font already, this is just a placeholder.

Usually just a 0:00:00 timer formatted as such. There's no reason to have a timer down to the decimal unless you are free to hit your final split at the exact frame the run ends.

>There's no reason to have a timer down to the decimal
I don't understand this. Are you afraid you won't split down to a single frame? It doesn't matter.

It still records the decimal, I'm just saying the only thing that matters is the hour, minutes and seconds. Your decimals won't be accurate. You don't even submit decimals to leaderboards.

Depends on the average runtime, sometimes I like to use tenths if it's under an hour [00:00.0] and most likely not if over an hour [0:00:00], to get a nice five digit timer both ways.

stop posting offtopic shit
get the fuck out

Fuck off you monkey posting faggot

*reads ardono once*

you ever notice how there are no trans nigroes and it's all white boys? it's called proper parenting. black mothers know how to use the belt

you ever notice how the majority of crime in America is perpetrated by nigroes?

>"proper parenting"
>they're out being the majority who commit crimes

hmmmmmm

id rather get gunned down by a black than there be more trannies in the world desu

hey Kappa /

im streaming

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the transgender stigma