[D A I L Y B I K E T H R E A D] /dbt/

Motorcicles

Exactly. That's like riding a motorcycle and being associated with cringy ass hells angles or something equally faggy.

what bike is that?

post the original

KDX200

I think being a semen is worse.

>just carb things

Luckily I'm a seaman

Whatever makes you sleep at night ;^)

Although with that being said, the good ones are the best people on this planet in my opinion

Where do you go to find people to ride with? I feel like everyone has riding bros.

local shop meetups

Yea. Have met a few that are legit hard working guys, few an far between though

Once you've sailed the bering strait for a while nothing will bother you.

The local chill spot at the and various bike events

Whats it like being on a floating cuckbox with other sex starved cucks?

Depends on the type of fishing, I think. The ones that own their own boats that aren't very big are almost always great guys.

They're cool until they straight up ignore ROTR because they're on the back deck fucking with the net/lines or just not paying attention. But, such is the life of a fisherman I guess. More power to um.

Col Regs are more of a suggestion around here than anything else. Fuckin' WAFI's.

you find the sex starved female and fuck her, regardless if she's married. marriages are cheap and gilded. it happens all the time

Colregs seem a suggestion most places it seems lol. Especially with Greeks. Cheeky cunts they are.

Do you guys get the Filipino monkey shit that far up north?

They are like the truckers of the sea, except they have to share the cuckbox.

That's shipping containers m8. Big ships, very small crew

Nah we get the Vietnamese crabbers though, you can smell them a mile off

We /dailyboatthread/ now

do you find mint Mercedes Benz's in containers and steal them like in The Wire?

Omg those guys are fkn scary on rivers. There line niggers or mexicans. You get 20 of them on one of those lil banana boats. It's impressive really.

>Virginian niggers
A special breed those are

No. Never worked on a shipping container. But maritime salvage law states if you come across one in the ocean that fell off a ship it's yours of you can get it

They mostly keep to themselves, and apart from poaching and shitting up my favourite vhf channel they don't do much wrong.

Yea, the father south you go the shittier it gets. You know it's gonna be a long fun night when someone calls up banana port control

>banana port control
kek.

Luckily I'm pretty far north

>Looking at a new visor
>Cant decide between a normal tinted or a meme one like irridium
Help me dbt. Should I be sensible or get a meme one?

get a clear one and wear sunglasses under your helmet. fuck i hate changing visors when it gets dark.

I have a clear one already. I need a tinted one for this summer

doing valve clearances is taking
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~justsportbikethings~

do you ride at night?
Or more to the point dawn/dusk?
can not see fucking anything with a tinted visor on at dawn/dusk

dumbass honduh riders

Or get the visor you like and get some $2 safety glasses from Wally World. Fuck off, clear visor cuck.

You're helmet don't have internal visor?

>2016
>not having a helmet with an internal sun visor

>not having transition lens

I never liked those, mostly because the popdown lenses are always tinted. I want to look like a spaceman dammit.

My Shoei rf1000 didnt even have that, my $60 helmet from Aldi does though, am i cool yet?

Yes

I knew id fit in one day, thanks based Aldi

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local forums, face book groups

hoooooooooly shit i want that

go to cars and coffee, bike night, chat up ppl in parking lots or dealerships. i handed my phone to a dude on an fz09 and got his number at a red light before, and we went riding the next week.

Mine only took about 4 hours to do. Admittedly the first time I did it took up the best part of the weekend

cbr
gsxr
r1
?

You wont be cool until you cosplay as hane and post pics.

when i did mine they were perfectly in spec. kind of annoying to do all that work for nothing in a way, but amazing that they didn't need adjustment.

Fag

They have the bike gear sale on next weekend. I need a new set of shitty gloves.

r1 >= zx10r > gsxr1000 > > > > > > > > > > > > fireblade

>tfw almost run the fuck over by car running from cops
>see lights spin in distance
>cruise up to intersection south of incident because it's my turn anyway
>cars in pieces
>people from random BMW and a bunch from gas station already making sure people are OK
>go on sidewalk and go to call 911
>popo rolls up to scene
Jesus I'm going to have to check the blotter tomorrow to see what the fuck just happened.

>get to restaurant finally
>Rick Rolled on fourth song
>400 ish lb woman at table nearby

Well. This is turning out to be quite the evening.

me too. It was a bellissimoto bike sold to a customer in hawaii

It took 1 day on my trx850
It took 2 hours on my dr650
The tl1000s took 6 hours just to get fairings, tank, and airbox off the bike...

well im sorry but im not painting my bike just for you user

daaaaaaaily reminder

>2hr on DR650
Is it really that much of a non-issue? What all would I need? Also thinking it needs done on my 2006 V-Stronk.

My $60 helmet from aldi doesn't

dr650 is different to most modern bikes
it's literally just a screw and a locknut, under an access cover held down by two bolts. That's literally it. Remove fuel tank and two bolts, screw the valves to spec, and you're done.

dl650 is like most other bikes, it's shim and bucket with timing chain and hidden under a big cluster of shit. You need to take a bunch of shit off and half remove the radiator to get to the front cylinder.

cx500 was that easy

>DR650
Nice! I assume I need feeler gauges to make sure the spec is complied with.

>V-Stronk
Mine is a DL1000, but I'm sure the procedure is the same. That radiator is a bastard; fought that motherfucker just to change the front spark plug.

did you get the flip face one?

Been thinking about getting a Honda Nighthawk 650. Thoughts on those? They seem to be one of the best used beginner bikes on the market.

I flipped my dick on ur mom's face

>honda

>not busa
You'll never be GhostRider without a busa

best bike

And how did that go for ya?

The Bruning is starting to subside. :/

best engine

Thats not the best engine though

but it is

>yawneha
LEL

That doesn't look like the thunderstoke 111 user

no need to paint it, just cosplay as hane and take pics with bike

id have to shave my bogan beard to do that, Not an acceptable trade off.

post beard

>lolyawneha
nice bike faggo
is k am about to get my faith
pls

>Des Moines doesn't have an online blotter
>accident reports are $5.00 from some sketchy buycrash site
Welp.

Thinking about going to WawlMawrts and buying a generic turn signal set to adapt to the rear of my DR650. Something inside the left one failed that I can't figure out (it's not the bulb).

Pls what?

>tfw can't stop thinking of her
>miss her so much feels like my heart will burst
>tfw you will never hear that inline rip open ever again
How do I go on dbt

come up to the superior state mayne

Wat happen?

indian is nice but to rich for m shitbike blood

Been growing it for about 7 years, i know you must feel pretty intimidated right about now.

Nothing m8, test rode a s1000xr and now my GS doesn't satisfy me like it used to.
>tfw you will never go over 100mph in 1st ever again

Nah like a year ago is when I got it and it was just the one style but they had in gloss sticker. Gloss black and matte black.