/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/, /gwt/)

Emhyr is just misunderstood Edition

Standalone Gwent is announced!
playgwent.com
>Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=OqNet72FPF8
>Join the BETA
youtube.com/watch?v=OMAfWM_D5zo
>Gameplay demo (E3)
youtube.com/watch?v=zabgNv6f2ZY
>Gameplay Demo (Gamescom)
youtube.com/watch?v=avlMgLy4H_w

Patch 1.30 is out!
>Changelog
wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Changelog-1.30-ENG.pdf

Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
f.wtcg.pl/
>Experimental first-person perspective mod for TW3
www.skacik.pl/test.zip

Links:
>Pastebin containing Witcher gear locations, TW1+2 and books info
pastebin.com/qhpfPiqJ
>Debug Console Commands
mmo-game.eu/witcher-3-debug-console-commands/
>Where do I find Gwent cards?
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15RUB-aG3Y2mRY3oWyNY1TlfDTRE-ySgNURUfTpMH0XQ/edit?usp=sharing
gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
youtube.com/watch?v=YrrzVp2HIMk&feature=youtu.be&list=PL7pGJQV-jlzCMqEAP49QApVHNJeZxxdL9
>All vanilla Gwent cards ready to be printed out
imgur.com/a/gV1y5
>Gwent Standalone cards
imgur.com/a/nJ3Df
>Redirect to the current thread
wtcg.pl

Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=P99qJGrPNLs
>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E

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Geralt and Triss OTP

>page triss

gwent

>Geralt lunges in for a kiss
>Shani is mad because he was agressive and didn't ask for a kiss

lmao wtf.

It was like watching Laci Green

youtube.com/watch?v=TD2EooMhqRI

What more evidence do you need that CDPR is taken over by feminist and cuckolds

And that was after Geralt lectures a newlywed in a medieval village how he should pay for his brides career in medicine

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ew

What game is that

Kawaii Adventures of Trissfu and Geralto

It's actually a game? I wanted to try out the dress up game too
Please share

Ciri! :3

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1.30 ruined mods as we know it

Google image search gives me nothing
Pls give name

>YFW

Hey wjats up guys

Trissfu :3

It wasn't that bad desu. Would be worse if there was blatant SJW pandering.

>girl isn't ciri
0/10
apply yourself

True love.

Still me on the right :3

Come to daddy

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Pretty accurate tbqh

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Hi Triss! :3

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Shoulders of Ciri are way too narrow, and the arms are too thin.

She is a Witcher trained warrior after all, she should at least have the body type of an olympic gymnast, or swimmer

Wife and Husband. They look ready to destroy Redania.

Daaaw

But weren't they supposed to have the same nose?

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WHEN'S THE GWENT THING
I WANT TO PLAY MORE AND MORE AND MORE FOREVER

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I still love you, Triss :3

4am if you live in Brisbane

i'm no emu thanks

Can you still get access to it now?

>2016
>not being an emu
What are you, some kind of faggot?

No idea.
Try and sign up for it and see if you get access

Triss is the only redeeming quality of this game.

Trissfu is the best!

What blade oil do you use against Wild Hunt warriors?

It's either spectre or nothing. Not sure if any oil actually works on them.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

I’ll have you know I survived the Trial of the Grasses at Kaer Morhen, and I’ve been involved in numerous Witcher's contracts, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in alchemy and I’m the prickliest Witcher in the entire Wolf School. You are nothing to me but just another contract. I will Axii you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with writing that shit about me on the Notice Board?
Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting all t̶h̶r̶e̶e̶ two Witchers I know, so you better prepare for the storm, botchling.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.

You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in monster combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the School of the Wolf and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot.

I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo

skellige and scoitael playable today

where my /gwent/ bros @?

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She is so beautiful...

h-here

Truly miracle of the series

Miracle of the world.

At least give Crevan an honorable mention!

Favorite body part of Trissfu?

I love her face the most. Those freckles...

Avallac'h

That's not Triss :3

i want to live in triss's panties

How many posts of happy Trissposting do you think we can have before someone complains(as usual)

WELL THAT'S IT
FUCK OFF FUCK YOU ALL
I'M TIRED OF TRISSPOSTING
GO SHIT UP THE FORUMS OR SOMETHING
THIS IS AN ARYAN BOARD FOR ARYAN DISCUSSIONS

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new gwent cards for KTS

gwentdb.com/news/18-kill-the-servers-event-2-full-deck-lists-new-cards

let's talk about gwent

I have a confession to make. I love Triss.

Trissfu appreciation thread.

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I want to cuddle with Triss in a haystack.

Does Superior Thunderbolt's crits work during regular rain or does the weather in the HUD need to explicitly say Storm?

>/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General
>wants to talk about Gwent

>MUH TRISS


It would be nice if we would have a general where we could talk about...
>/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General
>Witcher [...] and Gwent General
>and Gwent
>Gwent
I don't know...
Perhaps...
Maybe...
Gwent?

Keira > Shani > Yen > Syanna > Triss

Triss > Yen > Shani > Keira > Syanna

>Well Geralt.. it really is Gwent : Kill the server edition.
Really ?

>Standalone Gwent
How is this not just going to be about whoever has the best deck auto-winning every match?

Triss?

This is an elven board for elven discussion.

The only thing I care about in Gwent is building my own waifu deck.

No. It's pretty well balanced tb(h).
But the servers are shit.

Ok I'm glad to hear that, I was pretty worried. I only managed to sign up today, but I guess I'll see first hand.

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Elementa, they share the same attributes as golems I think.

C-cute.

Odd..

Probably Ciri's grandslutma

Avallac'h is a bit of a pervert - I mean, honestly, he was the one who gave a speech on just how boring sex gets after a hundred years or so.

Also, the ropes on his lab floor *wink-wink*

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENT

>me and the other witchers

THE OTHER WITCHERS AND I

Gwent is great but god damn the Monster deck is too OP.
Why are Skellige cards even affected by frost anyway?

Ahmm, "me and the other witchers" is fine...

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>monster OP
>not Scoia'tael
Are you retarded, m8?

I'm not your mate, eredinfag.

>eredinfag
Just said I play Scoia'tael.
You actually are retarded, aren't you, m8.
Before I was just memeing but you're literally retarded.

As said before, I'm not you're "m8", dude.
And don't call me a retard.

But you're acting retarded, m8.
Seems only natural to call you a retard.

Fucking up basic English also lends credence to the notion that you're retarded.

Back the fuck off?!

U wot m8?

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completed Hearts of Stone last night, some seriously good shit.

What is B&W like in comparison? I already know the tone and atmosphere are gonna be completely different but in terms of overall quality what can I expect?

im having so many fun games of gwent. really enjoying the new decks and the balance is a lot better this time around. still not sure about drawing cards after each round. that doesn't feel right.