You get hectik at the grocery store, right Veeky Forums?

You get hectik at the grocery store, right Veeky Forums?

They sell ecoboost there?

>At Target
>I usually shop while listening to music
>Eurobeat comes on
>Urge to drift every corner intensifies
>Flawlessly sliding between isles
>Nearly at the checkout
>Suddenly someone is gaining fast on me
>My purserer nears, revealing a low-tier Wal-Mart cart
>How in the hell could this guy catch me
>He's gonna catch the next spot in line before me unless I step it up
>I'm pushing my limits, but he's still nearing with every isle
>This demon is now gating me, hot on my tail
>The final turn before the register nears
>I can't slow down for this one
>I enter the turn too hard
>He manages to slide through the men's section with a flawless multi-isle drift
>I spin out, toppling the cart and falling with it
>Bags of broken Doritos now litter the floor along with my shame
>Bested by a Wal-Mart cart

>not drifting the rear wheels

>not wishing the shopping carts were the ones they have at ikea

Fuck off, Bubbles.

Do you guys prefer carts with 2 wheel steering or 4 wheel steering?

Am I autistic for lifting the rear of the shopping cart slightly so that I can "drift" around corners in the store?

The only usable layout

yes

...

Why is it that trolleys (carts) in America have only two wheels that rotate instead of four?

Why do people in the south call them buggies?

I prefer 4 independently spinning wheels like Ikea has. But if someplace like Walmart started using those, normies would probably lose their shit. Tons of Amerifats at walmart use the carts as a sort of walker to lean on so they'd have a difficult time keeping straight.

>ride cart down parking lot to car
>approaching fast
>jump off, jerk handle and slide cart sideways
>skids to a stop with me behind it right behind my car pointing at the trunk
You literally haven't lived unless you've skated and drifted a loaded grocery cart.

B-BAKANA! Mere centimetres from the guardrail!

>ride cart, standing on the back as I wheel it towards my car
>new grocery store had moved in, first time there
>they employed the system where there's a buried line and passing that causes the brakes to lock on the cart (to deter theft)
Fucking stupid too since it only encompassed part of the lot in the shopping center with no painted or other warnings of where the line was. I realized what had happened as the cart ground to a halt and I almost got thrown forward. (They had warning signs and a painted line the next time I was there).

Who cares

Sick

I felt more control while I use the 2-wheel steering.
So that.

>tfw you try to leave a skid mark with the wheels

>tfw you get a running start and hop on the back and coast

>tfw you roll to a stop in front of the thing you needed to buy

Because our aisles are wide and open like our roads. We don't need that tight turning radius.

>Who the fuck steals a shopping cart?