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Starting Discussion Topic: Would you like to see CS:GO have Left 4 Dead levels of gore?

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Previous thread died already?

nice game gotards

only took 20 minutes to get the first response

>yfw they fell for the 4:3 meme

lmao i'm so glad this general is dying

most of you are shitty players that think they're the shit

im silver 2!

this general is dying because all of the anime pillowbiters stopped posting here and began flirting with each other in discord instead.

Just like /kspg/ I guess.

Tfw anothy fantano exited b
twitter.com/theneedledrop

rate my battlestation

twitter.com/bettinghotgames/status/763373456914157568
make ya scratch yo noggin

So does anyone else want this game to start having like, way more gore in it? Like I said in the OP I would like it if there was like Left 4 Dead levels of gore where if you shoot someone there is gibbing and the AK and .338 make your head actually explode.

Also if you unload your mag into a dead body you rip away chunks of flesh which would help salty plaeyrs relieve their stress when they finally kill their nemesis.

Something to think about.

thoughts on new sounds?

I like them

NEW RIFLE SOUNDS ARE LIT

hahahaha holy fuck

these sounds are so bad, I can't fucking play with this shit and there's no way to change them, seriously how the fuck did they make and listen to that m4a4 sound and think "yeah this is fine"?

I think it's finally time to uninstall and forget about this shit game

I've been totally engrossed in CSGO from release up to 2015. Now I haven't played in months, Rainbow 6 is literally the new hotness.
Remembering all the skines we lost over the years makes me sad

uhh did you guys not get the memo? you're only cool if you hate every update this game gets while simultaneously crying for updates

>If you come to my chats do talk shit , and happen to live in Fresno don't be surprised when I show up to your house
-Leith Assad

dude new sounds lmao

These sounds are unacceptable and redditniggers are once again loving them.
Literally uninstalling.

i went back to TF2 after 5 years of sobriety

>gotards in charge of not dying

what happened in july?

the major

At least they fixed the retarded jump shooting everyone has been abusing.

what do you mean?

Ok the m4s sound retarded. I don't know if the a4 or a1 sounds worse.
Other rifles sound great.

good riddance

i like this game but i hate the community and i would rather see the game die than see the community keep shitting the games reputation up

>new sounds

for what purpose exactly? I don't get it

For the source 2 port, they made them anyways might as well throw them in

>source 2

probably to make the game sound better since the original sounds were more or less thrown together

Reddit pointed out the current sounds are terrible when put through a TV. Could be for televised CS

...

Thanks based reddit spy

Wish i was having a joce on you, m8 reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/54ytfm/why_valve_changed_the_gun_sounds/

nobody is gonna watch it once the novelty of esports being on tv has worn off.

Tell that to valve and get ur sounds back!!

they know it themselves.
It's because of their hipsterfuck company ideology of no one being the boss that no one speaks about about their bullshit.

>updates
yeah new sounds real game changing revolutionary shit here

They rolled in jumping accuracy

Is it cool to shit on valve these days? How do I join cool kids club?

now you're getting the idea here

desu i'm thinking of taking a train to bellevue and bullying them where they work

are you retarded

no it's even cooler to always have the opposite opinion without giving any reasoning, because you're just that cool.

oh shit all 5 scout users on suicide watch

Means a bit. Falling down from cat into CT, for example, use to give you a pretty good chance to killing the guy in CT if you sprayed at him while falling, since it added no negative accuracy if you didn't jump. Now you're fucked.

But I've played 4:3 stretched for over 1000 hours now and I'm always the best player on my team when I'm not secretly throwing.

How's the update magog?

Remember that time Thorin referenced LoGH and Reinhard? I miss old Thorin.

>more gun sounds

cant wait to watch some dank toggles at esl ny boys

Statistically it's unlikely you'll even play the game by then

what did he mean by this????

...

Isn't that a long time from now?

switch to dota 2 already you miserable faggots

its a lot more fun than this cheater infested pile of shit

Dota2 is too hard and takes a long time to learn, and I wanna play FPS games. Original dota was better too.

Every time I check this general it's either dead or it's all esports spam. Why does no one actually talk about the game?

youtube.com/watch?v=iBpmbkTNJtQ

it's basically the same game from 20 years ago and there aren't any waifus to shitpost about

>draw because I fail 4 or 5 important doable clutches
>blame my team for not holding the site properly
Who else /devilish/ here?

I rather have visible armor and helmet on player models.

That's not what devilish is, retard. That's just being bad.

What happened to that reddit pug thing with the minimalistic text based website? That shit was actually decent.

Fuck off, what's your rank?
I bet you're one of the Nova shitters on here.

>that noob who buys dealge in pistol round

I'm not him, but you're retarded.

I'm supreme, eat shit.

What the fuck is up with the faceit servers? Feels literally like I'm playing with an aim bot. Random one taps and headshouts with long range spray all the time.

our guy shoushi just put up another hot video
youtube.com/watch?v=003GazzNt7g

So am I.
Alot of people have told me that.

>So am I.

proof?

Pic is a few weeks old because I'm wageslaving right now.

Forgot pic

is lolyou dead?

this?
popflash.site/

im an anime pillowbiter whats the discord

>anime

The only proof here is that you're gay.

discord.gg/h8Kvy

These new sounds are so dank lol

Yeah but that shit had a queue, matchmaking and everything.

I got way too lucky with my lag.

Wtf is this cod ak sound?

It's fucking shit, makes me want to kms.

It feels like I've gotten worse and worse lately. I always bottom frag now. I'm worried my friend I started playing with was a bad influence and/or ended up boosting me after a while. How do I clean my slate or verify if I'm shit or not?

Damn this general is dead
What happened to csgo?

we just got 6(7) posts in under an hour
it's active af

>What happened to csgo?
Are you serious?
It was garbage ever since, but now it hit a new low.

>game dies
>valve changes the sounds to something out of a ftp game
like pissing on a grave desu

>have a long break
>lose rank
>end up playing with mge scrubs
>constantly tells me what I'm supposed to do in their opinion
>usually their tips makes no sense
>'if you don't do exactly as I say I'll team kill you'
>someone ragequits almost every time
>anyone who plays better than them are hackers
>uses silver tactics such as rushing through smokes, stabbing team mates while attempting epic knife tricks and throwing decoys in team mates asses
>you could flip a coin if your team loses against eco or not
>mfw I will never get back to le

These new rifle sounds are top meme, bravo valve

Right where you belong shitter

>New gun sounds
>"FUCK VALVE GAME RUINED"
>Week later
>"What was the old sound like again?

Lmao what?
Just keep clicking heads until you're LEM or wherever you've been before.
I solo queued myself to Supreme.

cool guys hate anything valve puts out

how do I get my LOL on?

It's not that simple. No matter how hard you carry you will always lose in way or another. Either your team starts to kill their own guys or someone ragequits. It's 1 versus 5, you have only toxic bots who fucks up everything.

i've been trying this whole thread. cant you see?

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