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Spooky Fareeha

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Are you the same guy who keeps doing this? I only ask because these threads have a pretty damn high turnover rate. When do you sleep?

If Sombra isn't like Spy it's all for nothing

I only scope when I'm trying to track vertical mobility like pharah or genji

Is Ana's scoped shot really hitscan? It doesn't feel like it.

Cease thine suckitude, good fellow.

I just want her to be a spicy midget

>had fun in placements with actually competitive matches and competent teams
>place in the mid 2500s
>get into ranked and every team is garbage
>fall to the 2100s
IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR FUN AND COMPETITIVE MATCHES?

Genji main here. I'm the best at Genji. Tremendous amount of eliminations. Team wipes. Even without my ult believe me. Ask anyone, they'll tell ya.

This

It's hitscan but can be intercepted, like her Q.

I don't fucking understand why they can't just make her rounds pierce through full-health allies other than muh logic.

>let's make powerful abilities like sleep dart, deflect and icewall have 4 second

blizzard fucking garbage at balancing as usual, nothing changed since warcraft days.

McCree or Tracer for climbing from 2500 to 3000? I main Soldier in quickplay

4 second what?

4 SECOND WHAT?

I understand your frustration over the hook having a long cooldown but it's for the best. We don't need more snipers.

THIS PERSON JUST SPOKE TO ME IN A SEXUALLY HARASSING MANNER

I HATE EVERY CHARACTER! I WANT EACH OF THEM TO DIE! PAINFULLY!

Powerful abilities like sleep dart, deflect and icewall, mane

I take it you also frequent /skg/?

That's a little over dramatic isn't it user?

Tracer can carry you to Master easily if you get really good at her, but McCree is easier to learn.

She looks so happy.

What's the best possible rework for Symmetra?

>deflect
>4 seconds
Lol...no

THAT'S THE WORST GENERAL ON THIS BOARD! I LOVE IT AND CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT!

Read up on the now canon homo smut

There are sometimes other anons doing it, but otherwise it's all me! And I keep pretty much the same hours most days, so I just kind of post whenever the thread rolls over (I missed the last two, for instance - I don't like to post too much once the thread starts picking up steam so I don't bother anyone)!

She's meeting her biggest fan

COOLDOWN

FUCKING COOLDOWN WHY IS IT 4 SECONDS FOR RIDICULOUSLY POWERFUL ABILITIES?

nothing is worst than players who go like sorry im not good at this, sorry i didnt ult, sorry i didnt heal you
fuck man such annoying insecure baby. its just a game moron

In what, the Weekly Brawl? It's not about balance, dude, it's about stupidity.

anyone noticed how literally every single person in every competing team right now and every personality had closed beta access?

LOL nice one blizzard

/mgg/ is dead user, I have no no place to talk about Ocelot and theorize about why paramedic went crazy

it hurts

>Why isn't arcade mode more serious?

Oh yeah... One of our own anons has written a d.va on d.va smut, hasn't he? I've completely forgotten that was a thing

Fuck you

I'm a newfag who isn't used to many champs. Should I just instalock whatever the game throws at me to get used to them?

Players that send hate messages and scream into the fucking mic are worse

no, normal
yeah i'm exaggerating a bit with 4 seconds, but it's not far off

I want Sombra to be a spaghetti spiller

That's dumb, but in an admirable way. You're my favorite kind of user: the type that knows how to have fun.

That's okay, bro.

I'm sorry for your loss, user

Paramedic is the best Meal Gear waifu!

There, I said it.

>5gb folder of MGS images collected over the years
>no place to post
>don't even look in the folder unless I'm bored and feel like going through my images

On the offical scale of things, Sniper Wolf and Strangelove rank higher imo.

And she may be your waifu but was she partly LET or did Zero force it upon her? Why did she feel the need to torture Frank Jaeger?
Why did she torture Big Boss for that matter?

Yeah, just play who you want for practice in quick play. You can also fuck around on the training range as well.

Deflect is eight seconds dummy

Everyone worse than me fucking sucks and is a scrub who needs to git gud. Everyone better than me is a try hard no life perma Virgin.

They're not that powerful.

>2 man stack
>mercy n rein
>only heals rein whole game

why are couples allowed? you think this is a couple's game? fucking a hole

Are you salty because he's fucking a hole and you're fucking your hand?

At least they were support and tank instead of going like double widowmaker

Pick an aesthically pleasing character from each category.

Make sure you play Mercy at some point. You get an amazing feel for the game, a frustrating role but you can see where heroes normally go, and it gives you great situational awareness.

So is the 11 boxes thing real? I haven't gotten any at all

>do 15,000 healing as solo support Anna
>boosts are on point and we wipe with all of them
>5 stack I'm paired up with tells me "you're welcome for getting carried shitter" after the game
???
you morons went 4 dps + roadhog and spammed "I need heals to me all game"

When in doubt, nanomachines.

Old soldiers never die, they just step out of the limelight.

Aw, thank you, user! I hope you have a fantastic day!

Glitch on Blizz's end.

It is impossible to win on attack in this brawl.

>do 15,000 healing as solo support Anna
Things that never happened

this is what i got from the couple's game
I'll let it go this time. fucking useless couples

Edit them so they look like Overwatch images, like

im rank 2974 right now
im so scared of playing incase i lose

topped my healing as Ana, only hero I have beat it on is Lucio with 20,000

Oh wait you said healing, I somehow read that as damage

>paramedic was infected with foxdie

M-Maybe...?

It's pretty dead m8

eehhhh

you only got it cause you wanted to shoot the enemy but your fat ass teammate is blocking you
admit it hahahahahah

everyone who posts below this line HAS to be my girlfriend no debating
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Not the same user but i've come pretty close, and this game only had 1 tank

Ok

>mfw free 11 boxes

Haha get fucked blizzard who /beatthesystem/ here???

but I'm male, user

my last 9 games in qp were all backfills. is this a punishment or something? i'm incredibly annoyed

>implying you're not the girl

NOT ME

Not him, but
>being this bad at aiming

I break 5k regularly in a single round
I'm not good
I don't regard this as good
Come back when you're healing 7 or 8k per round

you can't get 15,000 healing on accident my man
what's more likely is the stack is like every other stack and tells each other the solos they play with are braindead constantly and they are carrying everyone

>QP
Your punishment is playing QP

>Duo q as Zenyatta
>KOTH
>Get 26k healing, 15k trance healing, break the Americas server record for Zenyatta healing in a single game
>Lose 3-2

never have I wanted to die more in my life

QP is steaming hot wet garbage right now.

Just play the brawl or ranked.

Y'know what? Right back atcha.

Has /owg/ always beeen so gay?

>all my friends are talking about paladin
where were you when Overwatch was RIP?

>it's another Reinhardt keeps dropping his shield episode

>finally dragged myself out of gold
Now the struggle for diamond begins

November is either going to confirm to debunk suspicions on the only characters with potential of being a gay couple. So until the comic comes out it's going to be gay shit.

>its a the team won't push when I walk up with shield and I have to keep dropping it at 100 episode

How will Blizz ever recover?