/utg/- Undertale General

Guys don't have tits user.

yes
also they are not for lewd

>implying im a guy

I want to depurify napstablook

post theories

pic unrelated because it's canon

...

I want to deputize Napstablook

>implying he's a virgin

flowey drawfag is a girl

I strongly desire more of this.

fish and lizard

Icewolf!

>implying im a meme

That's just a werewolf.
Hi frick

shut the fuck up frick

AUs

AUs?

go away
nobody cares about a shitty crossover

Lies and slander.

Not that it even matters really.

marry me please

Sorry if these are old or if the links suck

>Asgore
levelsofviolence.tumblr.com/image/151095054407
pbs.twimg.com/media/Cthc0FZUAAEoL5V.jpg:orig
>Toriel
king-assgore.tumblr.com/image/150867550342
>Asriel
i.imgur.com/28XWcow.png
levelsofviolence.tumblr.com/image/151097294507
king-assgore.tumblr.com/image/150818584372
>Flowey
pbs.twimg.com/media/CthiFGBVIAADlG-.jpg:orig
>Frisk
i.imgur.com/hClrvrb.jpg
>papyrus
pbs.twimg.com/media/CthroTwVYAAytjO.jpg:orig
>Gaster
pbs.twimg.com/media/Cthe97BUMAAZzsR.jpg:orig
pbs.twimg.com/media/Cthe_xnUkAEz-LC.png:orig
pbs.twimg.com/media/CthfC0oVIAE7rGc.png:orig
pbs.twimg.com/media/CthfERpVMAEYUJD.png:orig
king-assgore.tumblr.com/image/150818524967
i.imgur.com/n4gEAQL.jpg
>Alphys
king-assgore.tumblr.com/image/150818697787
>Mettaton
pbs.twimg.com/media/CthuoyVUIAImLr-.png:orig
i.imgur.com/lqD4C11.jpg
levelsofviolence.tumblr.com/image/150972211342
>Napstablook
kohn-ningezoo-fanart.tumblr.com/image/150820514999
i.imgur.com/TUjX9Yp.gif
>The true hero of Undertale
i.imgur.com/YnJbog5.jpg
pbs.twimg.com/media/CthQXRdUIAAXzw-.png:orig
>Monster Kid
i.imgur.com/54aSqyd.png
>Doggo
i.imgur.com/3N70s63.png
>Tem
the-anime-girl1.tumblr.com/image/150818480413
>Muffet
pbs.twimg.com/media/CthlMvGUMAA5AZw.jpg:orig
levelsofviolence.tumblr.com/image/150863785994
kohn-ningezoo-fanart.tumblr.com/image/150820428879
>Catty x Bratty
i.imgur.com/3oHkJYD.png
>Chara & Mettaton
levelsofviolence.tumblr.com/image/150858412557
>Chara x Asriel
levelsofviolence.tumblr.com/image/151067388017
levelsofviolence.tumblr.com/image/151095799612
>Skeletons
pbs.twimg.com/media/CthfA_yUMAAnlCU.jpg:orig
i.imgur.com/YJc8Hlt.gif
>Skeletons and Asgore
i.imgur.com/7kFj5HV.png
>Papyrus & Flowey
i.imgur.com/tfM3AX5.jpg

>Mettaton date never
Toby is a hack

>no post TP Asgore date where he tries to impress you with his new found knowledge of memes

Who other love best the scene of which in Sans talk to amalgites and said to them "you are actually suffering more than if dead kiddo, i know because i am genius" and agalmos said "oh i did not think of it that way thank you sans" in fear and respect and then the amgalms and sans and all monsters gang up to alphys house and grab her and lynch her and torture her to death on main square for all to see, just as she deserves and asgore tries to stop them but sans knows better and kills asgore instantly and papyrus say to sans "sans i dont think" and sans goes "WHO FUCKING SAID YOU COULD" and breaks papyrus spine effortlessly and sans gets so fucking mad at what the faggot whore made her do and turns on fire eye and brings alphys back to life and makes alphys immortal and cuts her open and puts pain maggots in the wounds, infinite pain for the whore lizard, the punishment she truly deserves, and everyone come to sans and say to sans "sans asgore is dead and undyne killed herself you have to be king" and sans say to the people "fucking kiddos... you all tried to hurt kiddo and now you want me KING??? FAGGOT KIDDOS, BAD TIME OUT OF HERE!!!" and shot many bones and killed a few nad they all ran in fear and respect and then gaster came in and said "son i am proud" and sans said "heh.... you wanna do to the whore what she deserves?" and gaster said yuh-huh and just like old times before sans born inserted into the lizard, his ecto void member too big with big bleedies, and impregnated, and then killed the baby for papyrus spine transfer

>no post TP anything
Fucking dog

strawpoll.me/11231510

>instead of a half-ass Q&A Toby could have patched in some small post TP dates for all the characters that show how they are doing and how they are adjusting on the surtface

i liked the plot of this one a lot desu

none of the above

Thanks for the images!

Well then... Now I kind of want an undertale fic written by Squirrelking.

I imagine these are all the insane ramblings of an AU sans in an asylum where he was locked up after trying to kill Alphys.

Now that is an AU I can support.

Toby's not going to suck you user

>sans I don't think
>WHO FUCKING SAID YOU COULD
You're a treasure, user

Chara burpfic?

you dont know that for sure

>no images of papyrus in a pink bikini
i want a refund

You are the main reason I come to these threads. Thanks user.

No but I have this

i just want a funny image of a tall skeleton in a pink bikini. not this.

Gross. Delet this.

Mettaton is okay at best to be honest.

sure is dead today

I blame the early text post hours last thread.

im at the store, cant shitpost efficiently

It's getting late, user.

I was working on my shitty comic
Also it's only noon so most of /utg/ is at school probably

PAPYRUS IS MY HUSBAND

it's 1:30pm user

I'm at work__ actually

This goat is mine

If you mspg, someone missed you in discord.

Not where I live.

8:30 in Europe

20:40 in bear zoo

Hair bear bunch pls go

19:40 in Merkelreich.

Have some Flowey to cheer you up user.

Is it just me, or are some parts of Veeky Forums not seeing as much activity today?

i was already happy but i fuckin hate flowey so now im mad

How do you feel about the following?

>Flowey being super nice post TP
>Flowerpot
>Flowey giving a fuck about others
>Toriel as the perfect mom with no flaws
>super horny and slutty Toriel that wants to fuck children
>Toriel that gets off on making Asgore feel like shit and constantly mocks and stalks him just so he can tell him how shit he is
>Super smart and perfect Sans that is also sad but it's okay because he just needs the love of a strong user
>Fire eye, fluffy hooded or scarf Sans
>super lovey dopey Sans
>borderline retarded Papyrus
>Papyrus loving spaghetti
>Papyrus as a plot device that only serves to fuel Sans drama
>Papyrus that is angsty and doesn't believe in you anymore
>Undyne that is retarded and only cares about anime and smashing stuff
>Undyne being mean
>Undyne that isn't gay
>Alphys that is a retard who doesn't actually know science
>Alphys that is perfect and did nothing wrong and that everyone should love and really its not her fault that she messed up because it was an unknown branch of science and its not liek she was expected to know what she was doing
>Alphys being bisexual
>Mettaton being trans
>Mettaton being sad and full of angst
>Asgore that only exists as a punch line for being cucked by Sans
>Asgore that loves murder and doesn't give a fuck about other people
>Asgore as the pathetic creepy stalker that everyone hates
>Asgore as a perfect sad dad that did nothing wrong
>Gaster as the dad of Papyrus and Sans
>Gaster has a goofy lovable dad
>Gaster as a scary borderline evil asshole
>Asriel that isn't broken and traumatized by his experiences
>Asriel that is saved post-TP
>Asriel that isn't a child and instead some kind of furry sex god
>Chara that is nice and was just trying to help the monsters
>Chara as a murder crazy kid that only wants to kill
>Chara and Asriel being romantic / sexual

Real Veeky Forums dead hours

T-thanks user

I bet any (You)s you receive go towards a sociology thesis.

but like half of these are canon

Your show didn't get cancelled... yet

Who and why?

Already answered most of these last thread.

Random user, don't know really. Maybe you mostly nice guy.

grouchy flowey, best flowey
I don't like it
non-canon
Boring
pedofags please leave
sorielfags please leave
only good in shit post form
artist licenses so I don't really care
gross
non-canon
non-canon but I bet he would like it if he actually tried some btw is anyone else surprised that no one shit posted about ecto stuff that because it was confirmed that the skeletons can actually eat and taste stuff?
Sans AUs suck
dumb
dumb
canon
people want to fuck the fish, I can respect it
only funny in shit post form
it's canon
I think the parallel was on purpose but that Mettaton isn't actually trans
it's okay when its quite downtime moments and not 24/7
Sorielfags please leave
only good in edgy AU form
Sorielfag please leave
It's shit because hes better as a morally gray character that did fucked up things but maybe for good reasons? opinions
I'm okay with it
it's cool
I like it
It's dumb but I understand why the goatfags like it
I understand why they do it even if its not my headcanon
Furries gotta fap and its better then wanting to fuck kid Asriel I guess
I don't care about Chara
I don't care about Chara
gross

I sure as hell wish we could miss him here

No
If it's done well, it's alright
I mean, he can't feel love, but at the same time, he seemed to give enough of a shit to tell you not to reset.
That's not good character writing, good characters need flaws
Toriel shouldn't fuck children, if she wants to have consentual sex with adults, sure
Sans should be written with flaws as well
that's just silly
also silly
Papyrus should be written in character, he isn't a retard or borderline retard.
Sure, why not?
No no and no, No Sans drama
That's just sad.
Hell no.
Not 100% of the time, but if she has to be mean, like any other character for the appropriate situation, sure.
Depends if you make monsters bisexual or something
Hell no, Alphys should have scientific skills
Again, no, Alphys knows she fucked up, but she is trying to fix it.
That's canon (remember the Asgore quiz answer?)
Eh, not really appropriate, since the bot sprite looks masculine
Again, OOC
No, Asgore should be written in canon and not be a punchline/stalker/murder loving fuck, same goes for the "perfect dindu" dad, he knows he did bad things
Sure, if it's written well
A mixture between eccentric goof and evil genius
He would be pretty fucked up senpai
Eh, if you can write a concise reason why
Hell no
If you can write Chara well, you can do a mixture of the two IDK
No romancing or sexualizing children.

>Flowey being super nice post TP
Fine with it, but it's not as interesting as asshole Flowey.
>Flowerpot
The best solution to the problem.
>Flowey giving a fuck about others
As long as it doesn't means loving others, i'm fine with it.
>Fire eye, fluffy hooded or scarf Sans
Scarf Sans is shit. Others are fine if it's just aesthetic.
>Papyrus loving spaghetti
Eh.
>Undyne being mean.
Eh.
>Alphys being bisexual
Canon.
>Gaster as the dad of Papyrus and Sans
Eh.
>Gaster has a goofy lovable dad
Eh.
>Gaster as a scary borderline evil asshole
Eh.
>Asriel that isn't broken and traumatized by his experiences
Traumatized isn't the right word for it. Twisted? Sure.
>Chara that is nice and was just trying to help the monsters
If it's not outright dindu, then fine.

Everything else is shit.

Do you like fangs?

Are you sure those are fishteeth?

I'm not interested in your opinion

Nah it feels almost like every board is a bit dead right now. I guess people are busy.

Not fish ones.

Well too bad

I like cute little fangs on girls but I don't like horrible slimy gaping maws.

someone biting into my shoulder / neck with their fangs right as they orgasm is one of my fetishes even though it would suck and hurt like hell

What you gonna do about it m8?

...

Hmm, thank you for the answer, glad to know it's not just me

What if they nibble only slightly?

Was/how many times Gaster as an anomaly whose mere presence is dangerous to everything near him ever done?

Can you phrase that in a proper sentence?

I already answered these

I would prefer if it pierces the skin but it has to at least leave a mark, the fact that it visibly marks you is what makes it hot
bonus cute points if the biter feels guilty about it afterwords

That would be kind of cool, or if like even knowing about Gaster fucked with reality / your sanity or something. Would make him very Lovecrafty

Well, that not so bad.
Stop giving attention.