/owg/ - Overwatch General

Jamison Fawkes!

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what did she mean by this?

what a waste of a ball

>implying anyone wouldn't

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Qt Smugberry sniper
Why is she so perfect?

>image of uguu kawaii desu nee animu gurl
>not of savage, fit and manly muscle man

user are you gay that's disgusting

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Blizzard comic #31
>Widowmaker aka Amelie Lacroix queefs out her bloody tampon onto Mercy's face while she's asleep

50 Posts to early!

REAL NEW THREAD HERE!!!

>map named Eichenwalde
>it's in the middle of a kiefernwald

If anyone missed it from the previous thread. Future versions of Arcade brawl will have one hero limit and recall, cryo-freeze and sleep dart will all have longer cooldowns.

Nah fuck off

I like men that are girls

Pharah, I played a lot of Soldier, but when I realized she is basically just a permanently base jumped Soldier (AKA slow and easy to take out of the sky) I kinda dropped out of the game until they released Ana.

>ShadowBurn

Holy shit

>thread wars
kids must be home from school

>win match
>+20 pts
>lose match
>rng of 30-50 pts lost

What the fuck do i have to do to raise points? Get every gold medal and have impossible stats?
I thought people in Plat would have a semblance of a brain but it turns out it's just as shitty as Gold.

I fucking need to luck out in S3 placement matches to get me in at least 2800SR for fuck's sake.

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still 20 posts to go

> teammates hyping up an enemy player
> say he's a really good mccree
> pick mccree myself
> enemy team buys into the hype and almost all go mccree
> poopoo-peepee on all of them

can we also agree that Deadeye is one of the most satisfying ults to use? Yeah it's just Q to win /die, but seeing those little red skulls pop up and then BLAM BLAM BLAM, mm, so good

This triggers me too. Where are the fucking Eichen?

>reinforce fucking it up again

All of Rogue looked like shit there.

Who /hardesthero/ here?

does gold medal bonus exp stack or do I only need 1? Cause I have been getting 3 or 4 gold in the hopes of getting more exp but that doesnt seem to be the case?

Just 1

Why hanzo over widow?

hanzo is sexier

just one so every garbagebaby on the team, even the healer, can get their piece of FUN.

that sucks. playing lucio itself will net you an easy 150xp then

I think its really cool to hear, even its to my own team
>its high noon
>BANG BANG BANG

Ult is better with zarya and rein ults. Widow is just weak this patch and dies if a winston or genji jump on her.

More dps, better ultimate, you have a mini widow's ultimate on your e and scatter arrow deals 400 wich is enough to kill most heroes in the game, even one of the tanks (zarya)

CYBORG NINJA

Youre that ninja.

Who the fuck is shadowburn and why is he so good

Shitter Magnet

Get a group together so you don't have to deal with retards.

on top of what others said sonic arrow is available right from spawn whereas widow needs to charge her ult to get it

sonic arrow is good for getting picks with roadhog

Who are the best males and females in overwatch.

Former tf2 pro player

Alejandra

best boys - genji, mccree, lucio

best girls - zarya, ana, tracer

this is a fact

>best male
that 9 foot tall furry

Reinhardt and Zarya.

>Who are the best males and females in overwatch.
D.Va wins both roles

November.

This clears up any doubt
Henri players are the same as spy mains in tf2
Edgy teenagers who spend all day jerking off about how high they think the skull ceiling is for their class

>best girls - zarya

Hanzo isn't 9 foot tall

>this fucking tournament
Ana nerf can't come soon enough.

winston?

Daily reminder that once Ana is nerfed, another high skill hero will be nerfed hard and all the no brain, no aim heroes will have been kept the same.

I play genji because it's fun

>hon hon hon
Oh god this just reminded me
>tfw Heroes of Newerth is dead

>Winz swapped off Zarya for a bit because of ShadowBurn

who are you talking about, reaper?

>Get your zarya ult reflected
>instantly switch to winston

my sides

I won a game against a McCree who was so obviously aim botting.
God damn it felt good.

>Just as when we were boys.
What does this mean?

goldenboy might be the worst commentator in any game, does he even play Overwatch?

When the FUCK is Zarya going to get nerfed?

Ana's only nerf will be her Q's charge speed, which doesn't require skill to use. Otherwise she's getting buffed.

Could FaZe beat nV?

>boys
>posts a girl

>"Travelling to Hollywood"
>"Prepare your Defenses"
>Go Bastion because I figured he'd be good here
>Fuck up something fierce and die, realizing my mistake
>The other characters I would normally use for Defense are all take, go with Reaper
>Realize later we only have one healer, regret not picking Zenyatta but whatever
>Get a pretty good Ult triple kill right on the payload, stops them for a good spell
>They keep pushing it further and further, though, despite my efforts
>Someone eventually goes "still waiting on rein" in chat
>Strange, never saw anybody mention Rein before in chat, and we already have two tanks, D. Va and Zarya
>Pick Rein
>Die instantly because while I was respawning from my latest death, they'd pushed the payload almost all the way to the point
>Go back to Reaper because Rein's no use at this point, we need the damage
>Lose
Ah well, that was a good round though. We did fine.
">Prepare to attack!"
>A group of two instalock Hanzo and Widowmaker
>ok
>Say in chat "Try to stay grouped up more" because one of the reasons we kept getting pushed was that we trickled in too much
>Widowmaker goes "Nope"
>Hanzo goes "Nope+1"
>ok
>Widowmaker starts speaking intentionally shitty English
>"i go shoot snipe snipe"
>"i player from somalia sniper shooty"
>"i good"
>Someone else goes "CHANGE SNIPER" in chat
>"Nope"
>He goes "****"
>We cannot get on the fucking point, or anywhere near it
>I'm using Zenyatta and, try as I might, nothing gets done
>Our D. Va and Mercy players are trying, though, S76 was decent as well
>Fuck it
>"EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY!"
>Just go stand on the point while invincible
>The enemies all go back to deal with me
>D. Va flies over and helps me out
>Everyone actually gets on the point
>We actually fucking cap the point
>The enemy shuts us down pretty good afterwards, though, but at least the Widowmaker, who previously changed to FUCKING BASTION, switches to Tracer
>We lose
>PotG goes to Hanzo for pressing Q and killing an ulting Lúcio randomly

why did she randomly lose a shoe

>people actually thought hanzo was a man here

This.

envyus is sweating bullets right now

idk blizzard knows she's OP but refuses to even comment on it

When does he say this

Shadowburn is the only good player in Faze

Same here, all the mobility skills make him fun as fuck to run around with

jesus christ just make a video

when he kills genji

We already know Lúcio is not allowed to not be mandatory m8

I hope you don't expect anyone to read all that

A better question is when is Reinhardt getting nerfed?

She's too fast.

An even BETTER question is why do they focus on nerfing """""OP""""" heroes instead of buffing weaker ones?

>Go Bastion because I figured he'd be good here
Stopped here

neither Rein nor Zarya are OP. Zarya is real tough to take down if the other team is more coordinated, however

Greentext stories are fun, though.

Because every time they buff something it becomes the new OP hero

Someone play wif me Dilbravishla#1364

Day 18.

Reached 70 hours of playtime with Zenyatta.

Have got 3 Discord assists in 4-5 seconds 15+ times, 4 assists in 7-8 seconds 8+ times. Still no Rapid Discord.

Anyone know what the PTR change did to this trophy?

>bastion
>reaper
>"all my defense characters were taken"
>one healer
You're the reason you lost

1658 now holy shit 8 games won in a row
fuck yeah, im gonna get back to my season's high at 1700 nice nice

Are you legit, literally and figuratively retarded?