Lets see those keys gentlemen

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>playing a game meant for literal 8 year olds
>and displaying it proudly

easy.

Mechanic

Ford fusion

Peugoet

That gun cost more then your car huh?

Either your a spy or live in the ghetto

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Gun: $500 new
Car: $7,000 used

Old school spies dont even exist anymore to be honest family. Your smart phone has been recording audio and location data 24/7 since you bought it, whether its on or off.

>current year
>carrying wad of keys
>having metal keys period

>still a metal key inside the fob
Didn't quite think that one through did you?

Ive only ever used it to open beers

The game is actually breddy fun desu

Hey man, we don't get a lot of decent third-person shooters these days, everybody wants first person stuff now.

>leaves cheap bent up key ring on fob
>can't open a beer without a bitch bar
What are you some kind of faggot?

>doesn't post own keys

>Year 0 of our lord, savior, and leader Donald Trump
>not having digital locks for work and home

How would you ever know if old school spies didnt exist???

>How would you ever know if old school spies didnt exist???

because he's a commie spy

Oh Dr Pavel you make me laugh.

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>Both keys and their code on the same ring

What's the plan in case of loss/theft?

>keeping any other keys attached to your vehicle key
Assorted keys are always in my pocket, the vehicle key in my pocket depends on which one I'm using that day.

I'd take guesses on what the other keys posted ITT go to, but I actually have no idea for 99% of them.

>keys

carabiner > lanyard

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>that poor dog with the hole in its head

R8 senpai
You all have excellent taste btw

Don't worry, the real one does not have a hole in his head

Something japanese or american, seems pretty boring design.
Some German, it's square, maybe audi?

>Should be pretty easy
Dodge?

Atf paid him a visit I guess

nice sonata faggot

>Dodge?

No

>sonata

yes

Quite minimalistic desu, some 90's chrysler or dodge, had similar in my Euro Dodge Spirit a.k.a Chrysler Saratoga.

>Peugoet

i might have edited a few things

96 accord. Good guess on the time though

I-is the other one from Chrysler? Too few buttons for a Jeep, right?

>2012 Lancer MR

>2000 Expedition

>2013 sonata

>Trip mightybenz
>Drives a camry

My dad has my car key currently (since I have a broken neck and cant drive for another few weeks.) But can anyone guess the car I drive? Lol.

I wish it would be something like ct200h, but it's probably something even more boring.

Audi A4
>fallout and old BMW
NEET after getting laid off from Gamestop.

Btw, you don't have nearly enough BMW keychains on your keys to be a real bimmerfag.

My friend actually gave me that lanyard, he knows how much I love fallout. Hahahha I may not show how many keys I have but the snapon socket allows me to swap between all my BMW keys no hassle. And nah I dont need to scream BMW 24/7 Im not a faggot.

>dont need to scream BMW 24/7
I bet you signal when you change lanes too. Pleb.

Underrated post
I appreciated it, /k/ommando

You don't know how to toyota do you? One is ignition, the other is the trunk and door locks. Retarded? Sure it is.

God I dislike BMW drivers, it's like they always turn up to be assholes, at least majority of them. In my area I'm actually pretty afraid of BMW drivers.
youtu.be/VeLGx6lWZLU
I can almost guess, that accident happened because you did something, didn't you?

most of the keys posted here are pretty good

IS F

Typical eurotrash poster, people with my career typically buy new bmws and wrxes but my cars are total shit heaps

Nice, it's like we're connected.

Ayy Ayabro

Early 2000s subie, wrx? If you have a beard too you are probably some kind of computer tech

I recognize that Key Fob

Late 90s/early 2000s Subaru

2600lb service van

It's a 2002 impreza wagon
No wrx yet but I might do a swap at some point

Keys and lanyards take up too much pocket real estate

I don't know where the PO got the backwards "5" keychain though

wow this is real hard

>electrician
>rape/company van

Damn, that's a nice key. Seems pretty solid.

if you flip the keychain around the 5 will be right way round

>tfw I can only find a regular "5"

I'm actually HVAC and kia doesn't make vans I just like the colors

but kia does make vans

I love me a good key and that's a good key. Shame its a BMW tho.

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The buttons.. what do they do. This is stressing me out.

Basic

Kia Bongo doesn't count. You can't truck material in a minivan.

>having imperial wrenches instead of metric

I have autism too.

i know, the labels wear off super easy

from top to bottom
>lock
>unlock
>trunk
>alarm

Some of us actually graduated high school.

>he's having fun
>he's not allowed to have fun
>I'm going to shit on him having fun

I have the house and Mail key on a different keychain so I don't have to carry them with me.

>Something japanese or american, seems pretty boring design.

Yep this company is the king of boring comfortable reliable cars

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old style mustang

before someone asks

>it works

Holy shit where how

1991 world fair i think, kek

dunno, flogged it off my older bro about 15 years ago. ha

>not wanting to let other motorist know your intentions.

What are you 3?

But i only blink to my left. I use my hazards when I want to go right. Damn blinker in my DD BMW doesnt work when I want to go right but works going left. Been way to lazy to fix it too. Oh well.

Fags

Ayyyyyy

Accident happened because I didnt see the dumb bitch (no headlights) I started to pull out and saw her last minute, freaked out and slammed on my brakes rather than the gas, and got hit. If i would have just remembered the golden rule I wouldnt have gotten hit. "When in doubt, throttle out." Oh well, most of my accidents have been on motorcycles so im content with this minor "fender bender" being all thats happened to me in a car so far.

Lol queer.

>hanging a kg of keys off your ignition barrel

e36 compact?

you really are gay

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based no preference

but i dont have a car

My car is so old and shitty and GM that I don't need keys to turn it on. luckily nobody would ever try and steal it.
I want one of these bad boys though.

>being so poor you have a car that has a key operated ignition
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