/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

>Patch 3.4 Notes (Full)
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/159309cb1ef0706cf37a9a91e3e18865b70097a6

>Patch 3.4 Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=yNSXQsP-VQY

>Patch 3.38 notes
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/e4b6631397ff961d32d63a6a5b275bb2bbd2382d

>Youkai Watch x FFXIV Event. (July 26th-October 3rd)
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/youkai-watch/

>Pastebin:
pastebin.com/AMHZ7zQc

Smuglanders.

what the fuck
you deserve this leak you freak
>enlightened

Lizards‽‽‽

super smug

More like dumblanders :)

Pins' girlcock~!

Hope you enjoyed yourself.

shit op

when are you gonna successfully kill yourself, amber?

wow that's a really pretty lizard

xth for Deus vult.
Crusading in Ala Mhigo soon.

Describe your perfect Miqo'te.

xth for midlanders

only pure modest midlanders allowed beyond this post

face down ass up

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Thinking about getting back into this game.

Are there working nude mods yet?

Can I be an avatarfag too?

Does anyone like miqote...?

Sure am glad I don't play Midlander anymore. The cancer here is real.

yes

no

...

you can fuck off is what youll do

lizard gc

nyan for tails

A bit late, but finally got my red birb. ; ;

Star Flake?

Lumberjacks!

Okay

jack off my lumber

Which Miqote would you elope?!

Smugraen.

not even close

don't listen to them pls stay

Here we go. Excalibur bred game related posts.

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nO

kill yourself

>tfw try to play 3.4
>end up falling asleep at my desk for 4 hrs

I thought this patch was supposed to reinvigorate the game not put me to sleep.

That is SEXIST

I wish a static of world first players would carry me through savage content. I shouldn't have to look for a static and apply myself to do the hardest content like everyone else does. I need to be pampered and catered to.

who is most popular race for erp

Riding the griffin is intense!

Finally someome who understands how I feel....

>click summoning bell
>music stops
>retainer doesnt come
>stuck there
>no screenshot sound either
?????????

Anyone want Lemonade?

>implying I want to be carried

This projection knows no bounds it seems, but you're just shitposting and I'm taking the bait yet again because liars annoy me.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You do want to be carried though.

You totally understand how I feel

No I really don't. If I had to be carried or thought I'd need to be carried I wouldn't want to do it.

>people in this game need to be carried at all
>let alone someone who is actually good at video games due to years of social isolation and autism
>replying at all

come on velvet

Why are you replying to me? Do you play midlander or something

Did I wins it

>tfw years of social isolation and autism
>still bad at video games

Sorry Amber senpai, I should know better. I just don't like it when people tell lies.

What DPS jobs have the highest demand for engame stuff?
I assume BRD/MCH?

you are one handsome man

yes yes losers, gather together and be friends at last

NIN. Especially if you're not a trashcan player like nearly every NIN out there. Not that it's hard to play or anything.

SCH

Nobody plays DRG

You're probably female desu

It's okay I forgive you, my little precious kouhai.

I still love you, you know...

>You're probably female
So you're a male? ew.

Just started trying to get my first Anima weapon. How do I know if I get the crystals needed from Fates?

give it a rest beepy

Sleepy cattes.

No, I'm enlightened.

Cats are DUMB

Look at this CRAP

I can't go to a marketboard without being harassed by one

I couldn't find any static the week before the patch and now the chances are real thin.
How long do you think it'll be until spots start appearing?

Thank you for cleaning up the thread, janitor.

156094073
This is the funniest thing about this general. The biggest living failures, literal pigs like velvet, mado, koishi, amber and kiss always chime in to defend each other. The congregation of mutual adoration of the biggest filth and social outcasts.

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cam for me velvet

how do you guys take pics of your characters?

Velvet, chemo and abeposter are evading right now

>DPS who think they are exempt from mechanics or must be catered to at the expense of others doing more work

Fuck off. I equip the job crystal the same way you do.

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Using Steam, pressing F12

Has anyone worked out how to reach the new GC rank yet, aside from the fact that it's tied to your Squadron?

It is an endless job in these generals, but there are people who are grateful

Imagine if they were all in one FC. They would beat soft in creepiness factor by miles.

Just remember that if you are going to post a rl picture of yourself in this general be sure to include comparisons to your in game character.

Yeah, Amber is a man.

i lied im not the janitor. bet you feel pretty silly right now

wait.. I thought playing blm was a free pass to ignore mechanics?

No, that's dragoon.
>GOTTA KEEP BOTD UP

Is the golden saucer some kind of erp hotspot?
I've had like 3 people message me while I've been there, and I've never had someone message me in any other area..

type "/gpose"
press * on the numpad
use WASD to position the camera
press Print Screen key

You are now ready to shitpost.

where do i check the keybinds? i have * for something else so it doesnt work

like always nobody else will do it *sigh*

Thanks user!

nobody cares about my shitty catfu though.

SHIT.
Looks like I need to go dragoon..

I've been thinking about it a bit, and doesn't it kind of seem like Cruise Chaser's boss theme would be more fitting for the 2nd phase of Alexander, and that the 2nd phase Alexander theme would be more fitting for Cruise Chaser?

It's Display Subcommand

thanks bae

Note: You're only allowed to die if Blood of the Dragon is up, because you're clearly too busy focusing on your rotation to care about the big flashy death cone under your feet.

If you die and you didn't even have BotD then you're just a shitter.

I love their miqo'te.

wat

lol?

melee can dps and move at the same time, BLMs can't