Police stories thread

>I'd of shot you walking into the pub

>I'd of

What the hell are you talking about? Your registration is with you and the state, not the insurance company.

Get out nigger

>be ameribro
>drive like retard when I can
>have a specific street that goes in a straight line for a half mile I practice launch and high speed shifting on
>going down it last night
>finally bounce integra's 8300 fuel cutoff in third
>104 mph in third iirc tho I did spike the gas near the end just to bounce it
>fly by church further down the road, prepare to downshift
>look to left
>Dallas PD
>well shit
>get to end of road, wait
>light turns green, nothing behind me
>make my turn, look to left
>two more cops sitting in the parking lot, windows down talking
>none of them so much as blinked at me
>go home
1/2

>be in hs ~4 years ago
>at house party
>cops crash it
>bromate tells me let's go
>go out the back and hop a fence
>get in his pathfinder and smash out
>cop starts pursuit
>he floors it, parks it, we all bail out
>4 of us and the cop chases me
>head towards a ally and hide by a building
>he guns it past me down the ally
>army crawl through a field as ~10 squad cars surround the area
>call other bro to pick me up ~2 miles away

His car didn't even get towed or a ticket

2/2
>driving down my usual route
>enjoying myself, usual song and dance
>get to a nice stretch
>nobody in front nobody behind, perfect
>just cruising at about 10~ over
>suddenly SUV riding my ass
>well fug you too
>downshift to third, head off
>SUV swaps lanes to the overtaking lane and accelerates
>ohsoyouwannaplay?
>now going about 60~ in a 35, hit a bridge
>have to slow down for bridge because autistically afraid of scraping and bottoming out
>punch it when it's safe
>SUV's superior torques let him catch up to and finally pass me
>It's a bloody motherfucking cop
>jesus fucking christ
>shit myself
>slow down
>hit red light
>cop gets back behind me
>passes me when it's safe
>leaves me alone

I have stupid good luck when it comes to this shit.

Bonus
>driving down 2-laner backroads
>suddenly ultrabrights
>buddy comments
>"man, fuck YOU too"
>flash my brights at him when we get within about 20 feet of eachother and keep them on
>it's a motherfucking cop
>pulls me over
>"Son, why'd you flash your brights at me?"
>force myself to keep straight face
>"Son, why didn't you turn your brights off for me?" I respond
I got a ticket.
It got dropped.

And that concludes the three encounters I've had with police since I started driving 8 years ago.

Nothing interesting from having been pulled over, but

>be me four months ago
>watching netflix in living room
>car parked at the curb in front of house
>hear a loud ass crash
>please_no.mov
>some drunk faggot has crashed his CRV into the back of my civic
>fucking totaled both cars because the fucker was hauling ass
>cops show up
>driver gets a dui, get his insurance, all that shit
>fast forward to next morning
>go outside to check the damage in the daylight
>there's a ticket on my windshield
>fucking $75 fine for "obstructing the curb"
>apparently when it got hit, the car got pushed far enough to where the passenger side tire was like, an inch on the curb
>"are you fucking kidding me"
>no justice no peace
>go to court because fuck that
>ticket gets thrown out
>mfw

>What the hell are you talking about? Your registration is with you and the state, not the insurance company.

He lives in a state where insurance companies tell the state that the car stopped having insurance.

You think that way because you live in a state (like my current state) where your insurance info is still private info. Activists in my state have tried lobbying the state legislature to change the law. That would require insurance companies to tell the state if someone cancelled, dropped, or defaulted their insurance coverage since car insurance is mandatory in this state. Currently, my state only requires proof of insurance when you START the registration of the car. My state (like yours) currently doesn't require being told that you stopped having insurance on the car.

>be driving
>follow the law
>see a disco lights
>move over to the side as he passes by me
LOCK ME UP

>driving in the evening
>everything is legit
>get pulled in random stop
>no biggie
>radio is on, but at a sensible volume
>evening officer
>before he is just about to talk, the radio station plays WHOOP WHOOP DATS DA SOUND O DA POLICE
>cop thinks im being a smart arse thinking i played it deliberately
>he went through every check possible

I've almost always driven courteously in decades of driving and no accidents that were my fault. I always signal long before I change lanes (not that start signal one-half second before turning crap).

>driving down I-5 in washington state back to seattle from vancouver, BC in canada
>avoided that well-known speed trap using unmarked cars
>had nice meal and tourist experience in vancouver,BC
>happily speeding not paying attention to whoever is behind me
>always signaling well in advance before changing lanes to pass someone
>pass RUDE teens in car also speeding as they never signal and just cut in front of people
>they are not as speedy as me as I am passing by them in the lane to the left of them
>suddenly a police car zooms past me in the leftmost lane and moves in front of me
>he brake checks me right down to the speed limit and of course slow down
>NO flashing lights
>he doesn't wait for me and zooms off with lights flashing to pull those teens over to the side of the road for a ticket

I have no explanation to this day why that happened as I was the biggest speeder and thus the juiciest ticket. But I was polite, signaled in advance, never cut people off, always gave big clearance. I have to assume the officer saw that and went after the rude driver who was not as speedy.

I still speed and am still polite. But I check six more now and try to put a car behind me to block direct laser view from any possible police car distantly behind me.

B8

He did that because it's uneconomical and not smart to try and stop two cars at once.
Just speeding generally isn't a horrible offense, it's when you combine it with other traffic violations that it becomes really dangerous.
So he gets in front of you, brake checks you to make sure he's got your attention ; a sort of - I see you gesture and pulls over the more obvious danger.
You now drive more carefully, they hopefully paid their tickets. It's a win-win if your angle is actually being a police officer.
T. dumbass with cop family

>be driving work truck
>Pulled over, looking at my trailer and plates
>Your front plate doesn't match the back, also expired

Luckily my boss/brother was in the truck behind me
> sorry man it's all him but I'm sure he can explain
>Cop comes back after boss tells him new plate just isn't on yet because were busy and shit
>You've been really nice but I'm going to have to give you a parking ticket for wasting my time
>I understand, our dad's a cop, it's just work
>Cop changes attitude 180° and says why didn't you say that sooner
>BS about cop stuff
>They both work trucks
>Have a nice day, say hi to dad for me

Kek thanks officer

>delivering pizzas
>get pulled over
>cop says he zapped me going 75 in a 45
>notices the pizza bags
>lets me go with a written warning and told me to slow the fuck down

>Do you have any idea why I pulled you over?

I was the only one you could catch.

Le /pol/ meem!1!!!111 xdxdxdxd

>be actively smoking weed in car with friend and get pulled over
>half ounce burning skunks up the whole vicinity
>plates registered to car that was painted
>cop notices the car isn't stolen and lets me go

>take a bunch of ambien
>bored, decide to drive to friend's house
>rear end somebody at 2mph at stop light and old fuck calls the cops
>sketched as fuck while cops doing report
>"You ok son?"
>"Just scared sir, never gotten a ticket before"
>tfw they believe me and I rear end another car at 2mph a few minutes after they let me go

>expired ass plates on my car
>cop car is waiting next to my car in parking lot
>tells me 6mos+ expired reg is a jailable offense
>also have drugs in my pocket
>tell him I'm just lazy and didn't want to switch insurance when I transferred reg and thought it would be a $100 ticket or something
>cop says "I didn't see you here"

If it was me I'd throw your ass in jail for the rest of your life. Fucking stoner cunt.

>be actively smoking weed in car with friend and get pulled over
is that you tyrone? i thought you got shot last week. also:
>smoking in a car

>playing with illegal fireworks in parking lot in some yuppie city
>cop pulls up and admits rich kikes are kikes
>tells us it just becomes a "shit sandwich" and go play with fireworks somewhere else

>car parked in friends driveway
>friend leaves weed pipe sitting on passenger seat and I leave dome light on
>cops knocking on front door telling me I left the light on like they are doin me a favor
>realize pipe was sitting there and already know they are gonna fuck with me so I just give it to em
>take friends pipe, put me in handcuffs, tear apart my car and didn't find all the other goodies
>tfw I was just stoked on a misdemeanor when that habbened

>friend been eatin OCs and smokin blunts all night
>upper middle class suburban area, time to run for a pack of cigs
>chirp the tires pullin out of gas station and get lit up
>ounce and scale hidden in cieling liner
>police doge can't even find shit because of all the shake and crubs, just goes crazy
>cop starts shaking dude by shoulders yelling "I know you're on something!" and all pissed off that he can't assert his authority
>writes him a BS ticket for window tint

>riding bicycle at skatepark
>fag skater calls the cops because skaters are fags
>cop writes me a ticket for "Misuse of Park Property"
>loudly in front of cop, explain that it would be like taking a shit in the urinal of the port-a-potty nearby
>cop is pissed as fuck
>judge is confused but has to give me something for guilty plea
>2hrs of community service tie-dying shirts with kids and a bunch of hot girls who got service hrs from getting busted at a party

Weed smell doesn't stick. Plus when we were kids, there weren't many good places to just chill and blaze so we drove around and hung out in cars.

>tfw haven't smoked weed in like 5yrs
Throwing people in jail for shit like that is dumb, especially stupid kids. Give me a felony for shit like that when I'm 19 and I have no job opportunities so I might as well just become a career meth head thief.

I swear the police just let pizza drivers off 99% of the time

Lol nice, I'm thinking about taking a couple of hot bags just for this reason. I also had a coworker take a car topper for a few months and put it on his new, uninsured car so he wouldn't get pulled over

>late at night, probably 1 or 2 am
>coming up to a red light next to a cop car in the right only turn lane
>clear sign posted stating no right turns on red, everyone in this town is well aware of it
>cop proceeds to turn right on red
>i honk at him because fuck the police
>he completes his turn and pulls over to the side for a couple of seconds before moving on
>light goes green, i go
>about a km down the road, see unmarked crown vic, pulls up behind me and follows me for a bit
>lights after half a minute of following me
>wasn't speeding or doing anything else, so i know it was because i honked at the other cop
>less than 10 seconds after being pulled over, someone pulls out from a bar and races past visibly over the 50km/h speed limit
>cop ditches me and chases after the other driver instead
>i drive off keeping my clean driving record

>unmarked crown vic
>50km/h
wut

Canada?

oh that makes sense then.. wait that thought canadians used the new ford sedans?

>Weed smell doesn't stick.
wew

It really doesn't. Especially compared to cig smoke.

Honestly it depends on what you're smoking and how you smoke it. Joints don't smell much if you hold them really close to the window the entire time

>>driving down 2-laner backroads
>>suddenly ultrabrights
Jesus, fuck this. I just got my first ticket because I turned on my brights in response to some jackass with his brights aimed high as fuck and running at like 5 Gorillion Lumens, fucker was a cop and pulled me over.

i know how that feels.
>live in mojave desert
>bunch of DIY lifted trucks in my area
>they didn't adjust their headlights after lifting
get blinded and cant do anything since they aren't using their brights. worst part is, a couple of them also use fog lamps at night on active roads

I love you too, Senpai!

that's because kentucky cops are pretty cool

hey kid, you just blow in from Jr high?

>be driving my friends home after a chill night
>see a bus that displaying and emergency sign
>sign says "emergency call police"
>call the police because I need good karma
>dispatch says they will bring a car over
>drive past the bus and drop off one bro
>driving back and black van is following me
>lights come on
>pull over and cops come to my window
>my friend has his hands up cause Mexican and cop says "don't worry I won't shoot you lol"
>tries to give me a ticket for a broken license plate light
>bullshit ticket but get out of it because uncle is a cop
>tell the cops that a bus might need help
>cops say they just responded to that incident after they got a call a few minutes ago
>mfw I call the cops on myself

I love you more

>Be in high school.
>Diving around doing nothing with a few friends.
>Nothing to do because Indiana.
> One of my friends had a full gorilla costume.
>We think it will be funny for him to run through the McDonald's and Wendy's.
> He goes full monkey mode.
> Jumps on the tables and throws shit.
>Customers are laughing employees have no idea what to do.
>Mission is a success.
>Decide to go get food he's still wearing the gorilla costume.
> No one can decide what they want I switch lanes a few times.
>Disco lights.
>Pull over.
> Don't have license on me. >Fucking gorilla in the back seat.
>Cop walk up looks in car.
>Realizes we aren't drunk and let's us go.
> Cop didn't say a word about the gorilla in the back seat.

he was probably a furfaggot

S-senpai...

Fuck the police.

Mindless drones who enforce the whims of arrogant and corrupt bureaucrats.

Fuck the state and fuck police.

they use the crown vic until it gives up, and the replace it with a charger in my area

>be me ~5 years ago
> pizza driver plus sold weed on the side
> brokefag driving 5 speed with no brakes and no battery
> downshift and use e brake, pizza shop on a hill so I just pop clutch to start
> riding dirty making pizza deliveries
> tourist town so a bunch of slow dumb fucks everywhere
> pull out of condo and kinda cut an suv off
> accelerate hard to be less of a dick
> blue lights
>I cut of a fucking undercover
> it's a regular at the pizza shop
> tells me to quit being a dick and let's me go
I had an ounce of weed in my center console, no insurance, thought I was toast

>driving to work one night
>be 18 driving a modified looking mustang gt
>sobriety checkpoint pops up
>i approach slowly, they wave most people through after looking at them with the blinding flashlight of death
>decide to stop me
>check papers, make me wait a couple of minutes while they make sure i haven't been out racing (stock engine in a 97 mustang 4.6, so no racing for me lol)
>finally let me go after everything is clear
>says to take it slow
>makes me late af to work
thanks guise

>passenger in my new girlfriend's truck
>it breaks down in the middle of a busy road at like 3am
>cop shows up and asks us if we need help
>truck randomly restarts
>nope, all good
everyone survived, i didn't get shot in the spine

so far i haven't had any major issues with police.

Can confirm

> driving out fom gas station, lot's of bodudes were there in brightcoloured cars while I put petrol on
> stop at intersection for red light, it's evening
> car drives fast up behind me, think it's bro dude
> thempark blitzing from front light, like strobe lights
> think it's brodudes who don't want to hold for red light
> ignore them, I'm not diving anywhere
> car accelerates into right turn lane, it's a fucking cop car
> instant panic, I smoked weed every day and the cops have gotten on-the-spot drug testing equipment these days (Denmark)
> he waves at me, I try to vawe back if I have to turn around because there's a small parking space if I make an Uturn
> he shakes head, I'm confused, what do they want?
> open window to find out what's going on
> "your petrol hatch is open!"
> thank him, light turns green, they speed off in a straight line from the turn lane, I make a Uturn for the parking spot
> afraid I has forgotten the cap, but it was only the hatch which was open, close it, and be on my merry way

everything went better than expected

Leave for work at 3am.
Same route every night, same freeway on ramp every night.
13 miles each way, nice and easy.
Winter, cold as hell, road is icy, got a heavy fog.
1980 Datsun 210 Coupe.
No windows, except for the front windshield.
No doors. No carpet. No headliner. No dash. Only drivers seat.
As is the car is legal to drive, had state police look it over give the OK.
County sheriff, waiting at top of on ramp.
I pass he lights me up, pull over, spotlights blinding my ass.
2 deputies, both black, one on each side of car.
"Know why we stopped you?"
-"Yes, because I am white"-
Ferguson riots were happening at the time.
Guns out, get out of car, cuffed, face down in snow and ice for 90 minutes while they get warrant to search and bring in a drug dog.
Find nothing, dog goes around and around, zip.
Arrest me for disrespect of a law enforcement officer.
Car gets towed.
3 days in county before I see a judge, get held over, $1500 cash only.
15 days later, see another judge, she tosses the shit arrest out the window, sorry.
Impound yard, $900 for the tow, $500 for fees, and $150 a day storage, no more car for me.
No more job, 18 days no call, no show.
Head home, apartment is re-keyed, landlord, no rent on first, 15th all stuff tossed, sorry.
Back home with Mom.
Talk to lawyer, $10,000 up front, will consider looking at it.
Mom says you have 1 week before you need to go.
Joined the Army, now driving big trucks.

How much of a retard can you be holy shit you deserved it

>is it cuz i is white das raycis
Dindu, now available in white!

In what kind of shithole state/country can you be arrested for "disrespecting law enforcement"?

>I'd've

You dont mess with the people who make or bring you food.

Oh hi mark

Being white is hard.

>fag skater calls the cops because skaters are fags

Maybe because BMX fags destroy coping everywhere they go.

Meanwhile in Britbongistan
youtube.com/watch?v=lVBVW8admS0

Kek

top kek

>be me, slavistani immigrant in the US
>driving through Arizona to get home
in Louisiana
>seeing a friend in Phoenix
>sometime during the trip, the license plate light and brake light went out
>cop pulls me over
>go through the drill of license, registration, etc
>dude wanted to see immigration papers
>wat.jpg
>tell him I'm going home from a trip in California
>starts getting extremely aggressive and even puts his hand on his gun
>asks me to get out of the car, has me put my hands on the hood
>ask to see his supervisor
>questioning if I should go full-lolbertarian "AM I BEING DETAINED" at this point
>finally another cop shows up about 20 minutes later after the cop rummaged through my car
>found my Henry AR-7 survival rifle and flipped the fuck out
>supervisor talks to me, and lets me go on my way
>file complaint with the sheriff's department, nothing comes of it
>never visit Arizona again
Fuck that state

The whole time I thought I was going to get gunned down if I even went to stratch my nose.

I would love to see someone try this

>thought I was toast

You sure you didn't have that dope laced with lcd or dmt? That's a pretty heavy trip bro.

>drive a car
>have no clue whether or not it is registered
>call dad

This story is from about 15 years ago

>leaving friends place about 1 in the morning
>driving 1985 Mazda 323
>ladies please, control your orgasms
>launch into corner to get sideways
>mission successful
>driving the speed limit down main road
>headlights in my rear-view mirror are almost touching my boot/trunk
>think it's my mate following me to pick me up
>down shift to speed up
>2fast2furious through gears
>just hit 120km/h
>slow down for my turn coming up
>just before turn, disco lights
>never been pulled over before
>shitting my pants
>pull over onto nature strip
>get out of car because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing
>cop tells me to get back in car
>do as he says
>cop asks if I know how fast I was going
>know that if I tell him I was going 120km/h I'll lose licence
>say I don't know
>he says they clocked me at 80
>happy with that
>cop hands over fine and tells me to be more careful in the corners
>get a $120 fine
>I'm okay with this

>Driving license for 2 years.
>Speeding everywhere. 60 sign? how about 70. What's that? 90? I'll go 110 thank you.
>Barrier on most roads for safety, cops can't really do anything than keep driving.
>This one road without barrier... Downhill followed by a long as straight, no crossings or anything, it's a country road and you see the whole straight from the top of the steep hill.
>semi in front, pass him as I drive 110 or so which is still slow on that 70 limit zone.
>trooper 12'o'clock
>finish overtaking, infront of car, car does a 180 behind the truck
>east bound and down.mp3
>revving my 4banger to 11k rpm light cig while having my eyes closed.
oncoming traffic and two crossings with small hills making it impossible to smokey to see which side I take since he's still behind semi that is two corners behind me.
>turn in, let all em powah carry me up the hidden road
>check rear mirror, cop pass by, can't make out if he saw me or not
>checking speedo, going 240... might as well try what this baby go for
>speed limit 260-265 (out of revs)
>check myself in the sun visor
>woah mama!
>close it remove my shades that I didn't put on
>put them on
>Writing this line with a capitalized W and ending with a period since I forgot to do that after 4 lines.
>turn in on a road with a fence and hide
>lose stars
>Gain some EXP and learned what my top speed is.

Never got a single ticket in my life.

>Next day, same road
>Smokey trooper at the bottom of the hill, I have a car behind me, no exits.
>He waves me in.
>DUI test
>Clean
>You can go
>Than...
>Drive slower next time, okay bud. *pat the roof of my car, starts waving next incoming car*

>Police drives the same car as me, but a wagon, owners of this brand knows what I'm talking about if I say grey emblem (color falls off)

>be eufag
>never got pulled over

imactuallyfinebythis.jpg

I once had OPP pull me over and bane post.

>Driving my CRV up north doing the speed limit cos i wanna take my time and listen to steely dan.
>Take a right on some intersection in butffuck nowhere.
>Drive a little, disco lights behind me.
>Pull over.
>Kinda worried cos i shouldn't have anything wrong with my car, i'm autistic about lights and shit.
>Also never been pulled over for anything except alcohol checks.
>6 years never even a warning.
>Dude gets out of his charger, walks over to my window and asks.
>"Was getting caught part of your plan?"

I was terrified and just said 'pardon me officer?'
Officer just goes full /tv/ relentless baneposting.
I caught on eventually after he asked me

>"You where alone?"
And i said
>"I didn't get to bring friends."
And he said
>"It's OK, they're not your friends."
We banesposted for about 5 minutes or so, eventually he just told me to 'stay cool' walked back to his charger, made a u turn and drove away.

It was too surreal of an experience and i really don't know why it happened. I had a sandwich on the side of the road contemplating.

After that i bought a dash cam, just in case.

I know no one will believe me, but if that OPP officer is still out there, you're doing gods work.

>Driving around town in my police bait Mustang.
>Decide to go for a ride out in the country
>Approaching gravel road.
>Look left down perpendicular road, COP
>Speed is 55 on the gravel, not at gravel yet, already doing 55, which is 30 over.
>There goes his lights
>There goes my gas
>Hauling down gravel road now
>Has not rained since spring
>Creating a cover of dust that completely hides the police car
>Can just see the red and blue through the haze
>Think fast, corn all around me, tall corn
>Farmers often make paths in their corn fields, for some reason
>Start looking for one and there it is.
>Start slowing down, here sirens, pretty far distance away.
>Cop must be going slow due to very poor visibility
>Slow down just enough to pull in to corn field
>Cornfield has a turn to it, go around it, turn off lights and wait.
>Hear cop, see lights go past.
>Get back in car reverse the FUCK out of there.
>Head back down road the way I came before the cop figures out what I just did.
>Go home and joy ride another day.

>got pulled over for speeding
>my girlfriend started crying cos the cop was being mean to me

>be degenerate drug addict
>take 18 of these 36mg extended release methylphenidate pills and go over to friends house
>take a bunch of clonazepam on the way to take off the edge
>do some mdma and a few hours later decide to go home
>driving home in the middle lane
>had to fold down rear view mirror because pupils were so fucking dilated that the headlights behind me would make it seem like i am looking directly into the sun
>folded in side mirrors too
>not sure what was going on but there was a cop parked in the middle lane further down the highway, maybe doing construction
>swerve at the last second into the right lane almost hitting and killing the guy
>phew, close one. keep going
>5 minutes later i finally notice there were red/blue lights behind me
>had no idea cause i can't see shit behind me. just saw reflection from road at some point
>been running from him this entire time
>pull over
>roll down window
>cop comes up and immediately starts strangling the shit out of me
>20 seconds straight almost blacked out
>shit load of drugs in the car
>yells at me "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
>mutter "i-i-im sorry"
>yells at me "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE"

Got arrested two months later for a DUI. Hate myself for all of it

This shit right here

Used to get out of all kinds of stuff when I delivered pizzas.

Yeah, cops are usually lenient for people who drive for a living. And why shouldnt they be? If you do 180 miles a day, your odds of fucking up increase dramatically compared to someone who does 20.

Got another story too if anyone cares

>be degenerate drug addict
>up late one night around 11pm and start doing coke
>flight at 7am to reno the next morning
>feeling real fucked up so i take a bunch of ambien
>had this crazy idea to bring weed with me on the flight but didnt know anyone in the area that had any
>random guy i talk to online sometimes who lives 3 hours away says he has some
>lets_do_it.jpg
>hop in the car and hop on the highway
>literally no idea how i managed to make it this far
>my vision is completely fucked from the ambien. i have to drive with one eye closed otherwise the lanes would multiply
>somehow fucking make it there
>the faggot lives in some apartment complex
>isnt answering his phone
>its like 3am and i lay down on my horn to wake him up
>bunch of lights turn on in the apartment but he still doesnt show up
>as i plan to head out, finally i get a call from him
>meet him in the parking lot
>fucking faggot doesnt even have any weed
>has like 0.10g ketamine
>w/e ill take it
>go home
>take a shower real quick
>do this pitiful line and then go to the airport
>throw up on the train ride there

that's pretty much it.

Haha I know exactly what song that is, you from valley-j?

Hard to get pulled over when you're riding the bus

Untrue

why the fuck did you need your dad to come help you with that

>Be designated driver for friends when drinking
>Driving down the road, there's a full line
>Cop from the second lane does a 180 over the full lane
>Be driving normally while the cop's follow us, suddenly they turn their sirens on
>I pull aside, cop comes to me and asks me if I have been drinking, I say No
>Could you step out of the car, say ok I go to his car for alcohol testing
>meanwhile my friends get out of the car, turn the music up and dancing with beer, vodka and what not in their hands
>He registers 0.0 on alcohol testing, and start's furiously shaking the device while his eye's are O_O
>I'm free to leave, go to the car start driving
>Friend yell's true the window, suck our dicks, we leave

>Be cop
>Pull this faggot car over
>See some kid in a gorilla costume in the back seat
>Decide its probably easier to just leave it alone and see if I get any calls later.

>Out with friends decorating houses for halloween with white streamers.
>Out doing a house in the stuckup part of town
>Got the front yard looking very spooky
>Turn around and look down the street to see the silhouette of dread.
>Minimum 500 dollar fine for littering and destruction of property
>Dont panic, keep my cool, inform everyone of the fuz.
>Issue orders to act as though they just arrived and to look very pissed at the discovery of a halloween themed residence.
>On my que, right as the cop is passing we all turn to head to the front door of the house as if we are welcomed guests.
>Cop passes and turns the corner.
>Immediately leg it for the car and hop in.
>Get the fuck out of dodge.
>Take a little known side road that acts as a back entrance to neighborhood.
>As we are driving away with the lights off. We see the cops lights flip on and take off the wrong direction.
>He came back around as expected to see if we really were welcomed guests.
>Go back to spreading holiday cheer at other targets.

>meanwhile in Russia
>heavy traffic
>move to roadside
>caught by motorcycle cop behind the road turn
>got ~$4 ticket for minor violation instead of $27 for roadside driving
>because I am on the motorcycle too

I was following my friend on my way home last night after watching a movie, and we were in a place that's been under construction for awhile so the limit is 35. Since no one was on the road, and the road originally was 55, we just went 55. Then out of nowhere the car in the opposite lane lit up his blue lights. We slowed down, and went on about our night. Didn't see any cops after that.

I kinda want to be a delivery driver just to get paid to drive around. Is it worth being a second job? I just want to do it for a couple of months to learn the roads of my area better.