Dota 2 General - /d2g/

holy shit NP got D I S M A N T L E D
EZ 2-0

yeah dude, these "pros" are so fucking bad they need to start listening to anime posting gulagites if they want to win

So why is EE even called a pro player again?

>President of Estonia
what did he meme by this?

EE and Aui are definitely 'lag tier shitters

>player complains about no supports
>refuses to play support

It's only a courtesy when they're in tier 3 like NP

What went wrong?
spec and am both 5k others 4k

that is the most apathetic right click i've ever seen in my life

He already won TI and has a hot girlfriend, why would he care?

Pics of his gf?

If I was packing meat like aui I wouldn't give a shit either

You had tinker on your team

shes on the right

> tinker
>144 building damage
I found the problem. It's hard to win this objective based game when people don't take the objectives

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Lategame

When I started playing Dota SingSing was still in C9. I actually thought back then that he's a relevant pro player. Only now I realized that he just lucked out with a good team and has sunk back to irrelevance now.

>League of Legend's owners (Tencent) make a moba esports anime
>insanely high quality
>top tier animation, direction, voice acting

>all valve have made is a cheap documentary
Umm doturds?
Are you even trying?
youtube.com/watch?v=qlNTL9UT4hg
>youtube.com/watch?v=qlNTL9UT4hg
youtube.com/watch?v=qlNTL9UT4hg
Valve is getting BTFO so hard right now
Enjoy your dead game while the superior nation enjoys better content

>be me
>perform optimally
>rest of team
>perform sub-optimally

True story

>10 frames a second animation

high quality indeed

Joke o them, Tier 1 dota 2 pro are basically Japanese idols except they can fuck

>anime reaction videos

Why do these exist

loli?

Top 5 Dota heroes in bed:
>Earthshaker
>Riki
>Elder Titan
>Winter Wyvern
>Outworld Devourer

>OD
mmmmm what a bashful boy

where's Rylai?

But we got this

lmao jealous leaguetards?

>12 FPS
>Plot is next to nonexistent
>Literal Star of David in the logo
Ayy lmao

Where's the patch?

She is so loose it makes her the worst in bed. Her only redeeming quality is that she's incredibly easy.

can icefrog just delete razor

New patch when?

Month probably

c-calm down Malcolm

>giving EE Razor
>shitpicking Treant

wtf are these perus doing?

How is razor good lmao just like walk away nigga

>But EE is best razor player

sup nerds , icefrog here to tell you guys that new patch will be up after this tournament.
also I'll implement the post that ends in 8.

Probably when they announce the Major that will take place in November.

what the fuck am i supposed to do for the next month

who just played a game with singsing on stream here

holy fuck i never thought he could go lower than that terrorblade throw.

who's that cutie?

>asian women
>graceful and beautiful

>white women
>LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME attention whores

>be 4k
>play against 6ks

THANKS PARTY QUEUE

sing had you text and voice chat muted in dota

why?

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>MoM ursa
Has there ever been a bigger noobtrap?

Don't forget to tune in to LOL worlds d2g

probably from years ago actually, i carried him in a solo ranked not that long ago and he had me muted there as well and i cant remember the game i played with him before that one

yes, deso on pa.

we did it reddit!
show me in the screencap :D

funny, I was about to say bf on pa

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Echosabre slark

how do i get good?

DELETE THIS

I'm a newfag in d2g, is this guy for real?

get out.

two radiances

>LOL

kill yourself that game is shit and tencent "esports" are a fucking joke enjoy your 30 minutes until first blood and epic flash plays lmao

Its got to be patched any time now because they need to let people play on the patch enough before the major

yes icefrog visits us every few days and implements stuff we roll out so the game ends up inetersting this way.
Last time, someone rolled the morphlings morph buff, shit is fun as fuck RIGHT GUYS.

>they need to let people play on the patch enough before the major
come on, we both know valve
a week before the major at the earliest

Trick one right there. The noobtrap is neither deso on pa nor bfury on pa but pa herself, she is THE noobtrap hero

>now because they need to let people play on the patch enough before the major
nigga frog has patched major patches day or night before tournament

what's wrong with Mortred having a boyfriend???????

>"deso PA is bad" meme

You could get Medallion and actual item instead of Nooblator

Before third party tournaments

oh really?
when did the patch that let medallion's active work on towers hit?

>NP blatantly tactical pausing.

tryhard like its the International and copy what professionals are doing. stay up to date on the meta and try to always get better wherever you can. blame yourself for every loss

youtube.com/watch?v=24snUkY1BKw

fluffs an autist who takes 15 minutes to say something that takes 4 minutes max, but the guide is pretty good especially regarding items

but i guess u might not be a support player in which case, just hit creeps lad

he bought the second one at the end, he was getting wrecked pretty hard in mid because he was being trilaned, came back tho

You weren't around during the C9 days were you

Damn i miss c9 just because of singu :/

retard

i mostly play offlane or safelane in 3.5k eu

guess i should start going mid or something

i find that staying positive and trying to hlep others maintain positive attitude helps a lot

lmafo I remembered when icetoad patched memeback version 1 during a qualifiers and iirc an invoker got 3k gold for ending a killing spree.

>implying dirty peruvians deserve honorful matches

have you been sleeping under a rock, there's been teams blatantly cheating and losing purposely for bets.

I remember Fogged's Wisp getting 3k gold for a single kill in a Na'Vi.US match.

>tfw no QPU-aligned hero
>tfw no Raised Scuttlebug hero

>2016
>IceFrog still hasn't come up with a frog hero

I remember that shit, it was the most fun thing to watch and the worst thing for playing

im not sure about positive attitude, it helps you a bit in the start but you dont become a better player

love it when i get yelling tilting russians on my team because i know that means they are mechanically actually really good at dota

dont go mid its not needed its the most congested lane

learn to play a decent 5 support and do it when ur team picks 4 cores again, that will help you win more games than learning to play mid

gl lad 4k is a pretty nice goal

>No Half A press hero

no direct invites free for all bloodbath the teams who gets the highest score 1 week before a valve tournaments gets in , 2/3 teams per region

lion has been in the game for ages

The only team that should get an invite is Wings, and maybe whoever wins some of these pre-major tournaments.

>Not realizing Lion's face is a shaved/hairless cat