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Everybody Loves Shitposting Edition

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>NO NEW THREAD UNTIL WE HIT 750 POSTS OR 250 IMAGES
>REMINDER TO REPORT AND IGNORE SHITPOSTING

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pastebin.com/Q9w2YUzL
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pastebin.com/5pnsQ8aK
pastebin.com/8cv7KtZW
5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=37687
5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=37688
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>119 posters last thread
Where have all these people come from?

Reposting my story from last thread.

pastebin.com/Q9w2YUzL

Comments, critique and feedback are always appreciated.

Everyone comes out of the woodwork to argue.

>shitposters will never die from heart attacks

>Beamz in the OP

What have you done.

>Beamz in the OP
Sure, okay. Let's see how ling this thread lasts.

BEAMZ

I LOVE BEAMZ

I MISS BEAMZ

BEAMZ THE BAT

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Shall I make an actual thread?

Remember that one time a picture of Beamz's ass broke that one user's printer and then he had to eat the picture to hide it from his dad?
Good times, good times.

We really need some futa beamz

That thread was magical.

If you don't I will.

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Here we go, folks, a real new thread.

>Everybody Loves Shitposting Edition
>REMINDER TO REPORT AND IGNORE SHITPOSTING

Oh fuck.
Ignore mine.

You fucking faggots just use this thread. For all the times people have said that nobody reads the OP everyone sure gets pissy about it.

you fucking retards

durr better make 4 threads loel

I fucking hate all of you.

There' snothing wrong with this thread, you fucking retard.

picosong.com/TXzt/

>all the new threads have zeemaps
Better make another one to be sure

shut the fuck up

deva fucking vu

YOU CREATED A TIME LOOP SNAKE

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We're really using this one.

Could have used an actual FNAF character for the OP image instead of the worst OC the thread's created.

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Hardly grounds for another multiple thread shitfest.

Remember that next time Benis Purple is used.

Oh, so you're THAT autist.
Good to know.

>the worst OC the thread's created
>not the shota moth fursona
>not the redundant Tammy clone Beverage has
>net even motherfucking Foofy
Okay, guy.

Name one OC that's better that isn't one of Grapefruit's

>admitting to shitposting with benis

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foofy isnt a fnafg OC

>moth was the only one that posted him and he's gone
>tammy clone is still better than joystick-up-the-ass-bat and barely get's mentioned
>foofy isn't a OC we made

I actually really enjoyed it, especially the ending where the story turned from gorey horror to something quite nice. The little twist at the end reminds me of those old, "Scary Stories to Tell in The Dark," books, it concluded the story in a satisfactory way while also leaving some intrigue for more. Very well done.

Posting the new and improved shitposting list.

purple guy is phone guy
Knowyourmeme
FemFoxy facesitting
[insert OCfag here] is terrible
Something about otherkins
Ace doesn't like Kung Pao Enter the Fist. Pass it on.
Possums
Skype
IRC
[link to QD's FA]
>you will never fug [insert animatronic here]
Kayla-Na
"Why is this general a thing? You're all a bunch of furfags"
People namefagging when they haven't made any new content in ages
Complaints about ocfags namefagging too much
Obligatory "! Muh Leejuns.jpg" response
NameFag Defense Force (NFDF)
Off-topic bullshit
Screencaps and links to Shamchat roleplaying
The Silver Eyes
Drama
Namefag drama
Circlejerking
Hugboxing
Blogposting
Hateanons
Complaints about hateanons
Complaints about complaints about hateanons
Rageanons
Posts about how much someone misses a namefag
Blatant furshit with joint lines
/utg/ crossover
/k/posting
Waifufaggotry
Husbandofaggotry
Tumblr bleed-over
Futa Mangle
Relationship bullshit
Arguing about genders
Living Tombstone

>FemFoxy Facesitting
Over the line

Rebornica
Cha Cha Oo~
I HEAR YOUR HEART BEAT TO THE BEAT OF THE DRUMS
Not trying to be a Censorship Simon or anything
Benisposting
Ego tripping
Mangle whit a big belleh
Furry four-armed Mangle
Connie's poopy diaper
MatPat was right all along
Contra
Pissing on fleshBonnie
BUT YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO!!!
[Optimism Intensifies]
Purplethirsting
Weebs
Samefagging
Shittydetectiveanon
Thinking multiple people are the same person
Scrapper
lolman
[FNAF game] sucks
Scott Internet Defense Force
"I'm superior because I have the neutral high ground"
"I'm in love with a chicken"
Futaposting
Weasyl
“It’s the [blank] in your heart.”
Roommates shit
DUDE LOVECRAFT LMAO
Thicc
Ballorathirst
*action*
“It’s another [blank] thread”
/pol/ invasion
Arguing about Bites
When the fuck does 4 take place?
FANGAMES
>we
Hey guiz, check out my OC :3”

Fuck off, hateanon

>femfoxy facesitting
>/k/ posting
there is nothing wrong with these

Sweet.

Tell us your most negative predictions about Sister Location.

Shouldn't you be spending money you don't have on commissions, Ivan?

>I HEAR YOUR HEART BEAT TO THE BEAT OF THE DRUMS
wew I almost forgot about that.

It's gonna be shit.

oh shit how did you know you cheeky fuck
also I ain't Ivan and I recently bought some Dead Space books and I ain't desperate enough for a commission so naaaah

The new animatronics are all ghost dindus.

>femfoxy facesitting
Why is that so hot? Even thinking of the same situation with any other bot isn't as sexy to me

Would you still love her if she was physically unable to sit on you?

Can somebody give me a writefagging idea so I can get out of this slump? I haven't written anything in weeks.

Sure, I guess. What genre are you interested in writing?

Horror preferred, but I'd take anything that isn't lewd. This is ShadowBon, by the way.

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Oh, okay.
How about a story where Mike is plagued by paranoia thinking that the robots are out to get him even when he's away from the restaurant while keeping things ambiguous enough that the reader themselves doesn't know whether or not it's true.

Sounds interesting. Time to get cracking.

>Amputee fetish
Yeah I would.

>foxy_looks_at_his_son.png

Go to bed faggot.

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong general, the katawa shoujo is two pages down

Yes. I'd just her on the chest hole.

if anyone else had an idea I would love to try out a prompt to do a bit more practice.

For a dumb little lewd fic this was a pain in the ass to finish. Still, nice to finally get it done.
Anyway, for those of you who care, here's some Guard on Toy Chica action.
pastebin.com/5pnsQ8aK

Big fluffy tails?
Or a solid and slightly heavy one, if you want to go the PanelsFoxy route

Of course you fucking would, you goddamned caricature.

Here ya go. A hopefully somewhat spoopy story about Mike being paranoid.

pastebin.com/8cv7KtZW

Stop trying. There is no escape. There is only Beamz. Accept it. Love Him.

spook status: spooked
Very good shadowbon, I liked the progression of Mike going crazier and crazier

Nice, short paranoia story.

That was pretty nice.
There are a few grammar mistakes and misspellings, like
>Unwilling to give in to her dejection over the change of plane
Not sure what you were wanting to say, but I almost want to say "change of pace"
and
>Nobodies ever done this before with me
For this one, I would just say "no one has ever done this with me before"

5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=37687

>Contra

Could you do a no-cum edit?

>Not sure what you were wanting to say, but I almost want to say "change of pace"
It was supposed to be plans.
>For this one, I would just say "no one has ever done this with me before"
Yup, that sounds a lot better.
Thanks for the input.

>finishing on her instead of in her
Someone's getting fired

Good god what the fuck man. It's just wrong.

5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=37688
I know, so much wasted genetic material.
Sure is!

>It was real because they made it real.
That sums up what I like most about the story and you made the lewd work using the barren constraint. The sex was some good stuff with a nice sense of pacing from setup, foreplay then humping for that hot money shot.
>needing to be told
He should be fired for leaving the job unfinished.

When a woman demands you have sex with her, you deposit your seed INSIDE her.

Makes you wonder is it even possible to make the Party Bird orgasm considering she -is- a robot?
I can imagine her being a dick and turning off her nerve receptors in a cruel trick to both terminate an employee and destroy his manhood at the same time.

I'm glad you took that user's advice to heart and gave the cum some texture and transparency.

Too bad his anatomy still sucks and the vagina looks like it's gonna fucking come out and grab me.

His anus tech is on-par though

Ah yes, partially prolapsed or it's turning into a horse anus.

I mean, for puffy anus it's okay
Near horse anus though. Dial it down a bit
His penises (Peni?) need work too

What do you guys reckon would be the worst possible scenario for the movie?

I want to like your TC lewds but passionless sex is the least erotic kind of consensual sex there is.

It does good that it spawns sequels

Generic pg-13 found footage flick with CGI animatrnocis and blood. Basically something so derivative and studio safe it's not even worth remembering for its badness.

Theevan.

But if he dials it down, then it won't be shocking anymore!

>I know, so much wasted genetic material.
Dad?

Yeah, maybe I would actually compliment him for once.

Then how about he doesn't draw everyone with a prolapse anus?

This, but minus the blood.

But still loads of violence, just without blood. This is America, we don't give a fuck what we show our kids just as long as they don't see a boob.