Street racing & Hoon stories

I'll post anyway about my boss.

>every now and then chat with boss about racing and shit.
>starts telling me a story about his daughter and a C7 corvette.
For the story, I'll tell it from his point of view.
>Take daughter up to softball tournament. Take 5.0 Mustang.
>Go to the tournament, talk to an oldish guy. Guy is a stereotypical corvette boomer, but late 60s
>joking say I'll race you in my 5.0
>guy seriously says he'll wax my shitstang
>what he dosent know is that it runs 10s NA.
>leave game, purposely wait for him. End up getting on the interstate with him.
>get up next to him, he dosent look at me at all.
>Next game, go up there, bring 5.0 again.
>talk to him a little, he acts like we're all buddy buddy.
>go to do something, my daughter ends up going up to his and says
>"Why won't your daddy race my daddy? Is he chicken? "
When my boss told me this I busted out laughing, sides were in orbit.
>Guy's daughter tells him what my daughter said. He says we'll race so he can wax me.
>get on interstate, he dosent know how to race so he just floors it.
>get on it, reel him in with no problem and absolutely destroy him.
>he tries to pull that again, deny, deny, deny.
>slow down to get next to him. He doesn't look over but I can tell he's pissed.
>leave him. Next time up there for softball he dosent talk really about it. He says he didn't expect that.

Told from the best of my memory, sorry if it's a little patchy.

But my sides when the daughter said that shit.

Only pic I really have of his car

>me
>my car
>right now
>in my city
>because i can
>when you race the world you always win
>dont care

Less street racing and more sprinted driving. But here we go.

>A long time ago
>Be 16
>have DL
>been riding motorcycles sine 3 years old, been driving my dads diesel truck in the desert since I was 10.
>MuhDieselPower
>Dad takes me across Ortega (to Lake Elsinore) to get my first car in his E46 M3.

For those of you who don't have the pleasure of driving Ortega here it is, this is the way I was going back home.
youtube.com/watch?v=ud21XU3UXNo

>Meet my dads brother at a restraunt
>We catch up and eat some tasty burgers.
>CL guy meets us there.
>Look over car, decide to buy it and go to nearest DMV.
>Start making our way back home.
>Dad is having fun in his M3
>Takefreeway back to the 74, than finally get to the hill to actually go on Ortega.
>HereWeGo.jpg
>I'm struggling to keep up in my new E36 as the first section is all uphill.
>Hit the top and the game has changed.
>We are both doing just about double the speed limit in most areas going home.
>Start getting brake fade at 14 mins in video.
>Have to push my brake pedal with all my might to even get a little bit of brakes.
>No way I'm going to let my dad pull away from me, I have the weight advantage.
>Every corner scares the shit out of my but I keep pushing
>made it home without incident.

Looking back on it, I was being STUPID as fuck and probably should have died that day, but I didn't. Had a bunch of fun though and got a good verbal assault from my dad about how stupid I was for running that hard with no brakes... Even my Ebrake didn't work... Still doesn't actually. Fun times though, probably going to be one of the last times I'll ever run Ortega with my dad though.

I should also mention, nearly every other weekend throughout my childhood, we drove this highway to go dirtbiking at the track in Elsinore. So I know every twist and turn and bump like the back of my hand, which wasn't a good thing as it made me extra confident. (cocky)

Just drove my evo to a bar, im bored

lol that is some ricer shit you did user

>Driving from tennessee up to ohio
>3am, about 15 miles past lexington, interstate is desolate besides the occasional trucker
>I'm in a GM terrain, slow af
>cruising along at 82, CC is on, being comfy
>headlights in mirror approaching fast, slow down because I think it's a cop
>guy in some beamer convertible doing pulls, flies past me at like 120
>he slows back down to 50 to start another pull
>take car out of eco mode and get alongside him
>we do a pull, he goes 50-120+ in the time I make 50-90
>we do another pull, similar result
>he turns the light on inside his car, gives me a thumbs up, then drives off into the dark

making a mistake?

>be in my '93 80 quattro at traffic light
>2003 2.0 TDI VW Golf stops next to me
>he gives me the look
>i give him the look back
>#nohomo
>switch from LPG to petrol
>light goes yellow
>rev that bitch up and almost dump the clutch
>Golf's wheels start spinning, that guy has no idea how to launch in a fwd
>3 car lengths in front
>he flashes high beams at me
>i turn on the hazard lights for 2 clicks
>we both let off and keep driving normally

pretty eastern europe/10

>>Be me
>>be 18
>> Own an 02 Mitsubishi Eclipse GT
>>Be driving around with my drunk friend in the passenger seat
>>See an 06 mustang v6 with a good sounding exhaust
Wasnt raspy at all, very smooth tone
>>Stop at a light
>> Look over at my friend. "Should I?"
>> Friend drunkenly laughs. "Yah man, Go for it!"
>> Rev once
>>Guy in mustang looks, over and shrugs, revs back
>> Light turns green and we both take off
>> Mustang starts pulling ahead, right as the light ahead turns red.
>> Slam on brakes, laughing as we both come to a hault.
>> "Nice run!" "Thanks man, it sounds good!"
>> Light turns green
>> roll forward, then nail gas, mustang follows suit
>> continue to race and screw around for a little bit before he turns off. Give a wave
>> continue driving straight.
>>Cop pulls in behind me

>brownpants.jpeg
>Friend starts laughing. "Oh dude you are FUCKED"
> pull into a gastation, hoping the cop turns away.
>NOPE.
>Cop hits lights and sirens, pulls me over.
>fuckfuckfuckfuck.gif
> hand over license and registration.
> Cop is laughing at me. "Having some fun were you?"
> Hesitate for a moment, but honesty.
> "yes sir...."
> "Was that your buddy?"
> "No sir, I dont know him. Just a mustang I saw"
> Cop laughs again. "Whats the matter, couldnt find a v8 to race?"
>Laugh nervously back
>"Hang tight."
> Pissing myself, sweating like crazy
> Cop comes back
> "Alright. heres the deal. We got little old ladies that drive out here. So next time, just take it to the track, alright?"
> "Y-yes sir."
> "Yall have a good night"
> Blink, shake his hand, "Thank you officer."
> Drive away before having to park because I couldnt believe me luck
> buddy was laughing and highfiving me.
> Cashed in all my white privilege points and came out on top
> Feelsgoodman.gif

>never really street raced before
>out tonight just driving
>Jetta pulls up next to me
>does a small rev
>I rev back
>green light we both go
>I lose because my car blows ass from a dig
>next green light we both go to 10mph and floor it
>he takes me until about 4000rpm into first gear
>he's a full car length
>after that my car finally picks up power because lol 4 cylinders
>get into 2 gear and hitting 80mph in a 40
>let off because I've never done this before
>2 car lengths ahead and he was still trying

Was fun for a first experience.

>cruising in my LGT (pic related)
>pull up at lights
>turning into freeway ramp
>my drivers side window slightly down
>VY R8 Clubsport pulls up next to me
>loud as fuck, bogans behind the wheel
>their windows rolled down
>hear one of them say 'you could smoke this cunt easy, it's just a rice burner' to the other
>start smirking cause these faggots didn't notice my bonnet scoop (probably though it was a standard Liberty)
>light goes green
>R8 guns it
>Beat it by at least 5 car lengths
>couldn't see the looks on their faces cause I was too far ahead

why does the front of your car remind me of pic

Cause the headlights and wheels look like his face, kek

>back when I had my Twingo
>driving a friend home
>stop at a red light
>Golf Mk.3 in the lane next to me
>at this point I should mention that my Twingo was loud as FUCK because of holes in the exhaust
>rev to 2000RPM which probably sounded like 7000RPM and look at him
>he looks back
>wait for green
>pedal to the metal
>wheels start spinning because the tarmac is wet so I let it go a little bit so they get a grip and then WOT again
>we're going head to head for 5 seconds then I started overtaking him
>he seemed to have gotten a bit pissed off cause he let it go
>won my first green light race
>I stop at a little pseudo-bus-terminal to drop off my friend
>me and friend having a laugh about that "race"
>the Golf guy actually stops beside us and asks me what motor I have
>laugh while saying it was a 1.2l 55hp
>he had 2 girls in the back seat, they also start laughing
>ask him if his is 1.4l
>laugh even more when he says his was a 1.8l
>turns to the girls and says something along the lines of "so when are we swapping the engine"
I met the same Golf guy at a gas station some time later and he told me not to try to race him again because his Golf has more than 1.4l of displacement.

>Audi 80
>Golf TDI
>LPG
This is the most eastern european thing I've read on all of Veeky Forums. I had a similar situation when I drove to Breslau last October

>didn't listen to Eurobeat back then
>had Running in the 90s on my player for some reason
>2 liter Omega stops beside my dad's Audi 80
>Running in the 90s starts playing
>switch to petrol
>light goes green
>fail miserably because lmao 1200kg car 90hp
>still had fun driving around at night in a city I didn't know listening to Eurobeats

Reminds me of the first scene of Tokyo drift

MAH RIDE

Alright. might as well
>be me
>be driving my slow, and loud base model cobalt
The retard working the alignment rack managed to bend the exhaust so the muffler doesnt fit.
>Driving to a friends house on the highway.
>Need to pass someone
>foot to the floor
>car has no balls
>Downshift
>Car proceeds to make a lot of noise and still not accelerate
>Downshift again. Car starts to accelerate at a leisurely pace but is making stupid ricer amounts of noise
> Finally make it pass
>Shift back into fifth, go back into cruise mode
> Nissan Armada next to me, driver looking over at me with a wide smile.
>I smile back, down shift and gun it.
> Dude taps the gas, car shooting foward a little bit.
> I laugh and down shift again, nailing the gas. >My poor little cobalt is screaming as we take off
>Armada starts falling back
>IM actually winning
> Laugh as I let off, look down at the speedo to find that Im only doing 15 over
>Fucking slow cars
>Armada pulls up next to me, driver is grinning like an idiot as he gives me a thumbs up and keeps going

I dont take my car seriously. Its a slow pile of shit, but its my slow pile of shit. And I enjoy treating it as such

>tfw Midwest
>tfw nearest touge is six hours away

youtube.com/watch?v=tzTLArp6L_c

Never forget

>mfw open diff car does mean peel

>driving my mom's 99 Lincoln Continental
>kid driving Honda Civic tries to race me
>smoked him
>cop pulls him over
>found it hilarious

This is one of my favorite routes to run. They have passing lanes and turnouts through out, and the speed limit is 55mph pretty much the whole way.

Another e36 without a functional ebrake. Iknowthatfeel.jpg

Oh shit that's closer to me then the tail of the Dragon.

Think you could compare them by chance?

Sorry for shit photo

Sure, I was at the Tail in May and it's insane. Really, really fun road with everyone keeping a good pace and although its not super long it does take a good amount of time.

The route I posted is not nearly as many curves (probably 300-400 total in the 60 miles) but you can also travel at a much faster rate of speed. It's not quite as big of an event as the Dragon is, but it's a fun detour if you're near by. Higher speed limits then both the Dragon and the Parkway too.

Whole thing takes around an hour.

And one other thing, there's much more mom & pop traffic compared with the Dragon, but people will turnout or the aforementioned passing sections along the way.

Is it worthy of making a trip? When I went to the tail it was with a group of friends and we stayed the weekend up there.

If you're passing by I'd do it (going to Boone or Asheville, something like that). But if you're going to make a trip solely for the road, I'd just do the dragon again (and maybe do this on the way up or back).

Where are you located br/o/? (no homo)

Know any other good roads similar to the Dragon or the one you posted? I'm from the middle of SC so there are no roads at all. I've been down a couple random roads in Greenville and Brevard area and it was great. Going down a more quiet back road like that gives me more of a real touge feel.

I'm in the middle of NC, here's a pretty good list of stuff around that area:

tailofthedragontours.com/

I go up to Asheville/Boone a couple times a year generally, and plan to add Fontana in much more regularly.

tailofthedragonmaps.com/

Might actually be more useful.

>be me, had my drivers licence for 3 months now
>cruising around with my friend late at night in a 4door econobox diesel fwd mememachine
>i drop him off
>getting close to home, just one more left turn to take so i can go and park the car...
>...or i might aswel make a right turn and drive around for a bit more
>fuck it, right turn it is
>i accel and rev it to 5000, anything over 3500 makes the car tremble and yell at the top of its lungs, screaming and begging to cease its existence
>already doing 90 in a 30 zone
>crossroad coming up, decide to brake
>downshift from third to second, car just wants to die right now, its shaking in a non-controllable manner
>the back of the car is slowly going sideways
>i panic, release the brake, countersteer, brake again
>come to a full stop
>drivers seat is drenched in sweat
never again

I drive all the way from texas to drive the tail. Yes, it was absolutely worth it.

The Dragon is 100% worth the trip, I wouldn't make a trip exclusively for the road I posted above though.

>me and some random black guy
>we both own 370z, come to four way stop
>15 min ago
>neighborhood
>to see if my bolt-ons paid off
>confirmed faster

Driving 130km through a school zone. Fucking 930pm on a Friday. School zone. Cop runs into traffic to stop me, I swerve to avoid him and pull over asap. 100 ft or so ahead. He's running towards me
So I figure I'm already going to lose my licence
So I romped on my
350 hp of mark 3 supra 2jz
When he was about 25 ft from my window.
Being a hick i remember how muddy my plate was as i just came back from visiting the farm.
Burn rubber as he's just feet away.
1st. All wheel spin
Second all wheel spin
Third some wheel spin
red light and traffic with construction.
I'm fucked.
Slam on my brakes and come to a stop
.. Look back see red and blues
Throw my car into R and manage to reverse and pack into a parking spot on the side of the road
See cop fly by at 140km+
Don't drive multi coloured hoon box for weeks

>riding my local twisties hard
>speed limit 100km/h
>varying between 80km/h-180km/h due to corners/straights
>no traffic, no wet roads, nice weather
>hooning
>loving it
>come up to tight twisty as fuck section
>go round first corner
>slowasfuck4wd.jpg
>suddenly oncoming traffic out of no where
>can't over take
>waiting
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK HURRY UP CUNT
>go round last corner
>about to overtake
>suddenly!
>cop car hiding behind some bushes
>why thank you mr 4wd, i take back all those death threats

I know the Tail is worth it, I had an absolute blast tearing it up in my luxobarge.

I was asking about that guys pic, trying to find some less populated roads similar to the tail.

>4th of December 2015
>bought myself an Audi TT quattro 3.2 just the month before
>Driving from Tübingen(GER) to Saarbrücken(still GER)
>little bit stressed out because of meetings 'n shit
>120 km/h (75mph) allowed
>white bmw 118 M Package pulls up next to me
>its dark so i cant see the driver
>he pulls away and i immediately floor it
>pulling closer overtaking him and settle down infront
>it wasnt a race at all, more like playing tag
>this went on for about 30 minutes
>he turns on hazard lights for a few seconds before leaving the autobahn

So yeah that was the best experience with "racing" so far, it was fun.

>Hitting twisties in a vehicle that wasn't made for handling

>be in Evo 7
>fully stock except cosmetic improvements, but clean asf
>pull up next to supermarket truck (smallish van) at about 10pm at night
>look over and it's a young guy driving with an olderish guy in the passenger seat
>take no notice
>lights go green, truck goes full WOT trying to race me
>laugh internally, this will be fun
>plant gas
>a week later the turbo kicks in
>fly past him at ~90km in a 60
>that was fun.jpg
>stop speeding up but maintain speed
>he flies past me at ~120
>absolute madman, 40 over here is instant loss of license, car crushed (didn't matter for him I guess)
>WOT past him at 140
>decide that's enough
>flash hazards as he gets stuck at the next red behind me

So much fun.

The worst part about owning a turbo import is that every pre-ve ss feels like they have something to prove when they're around you, nearly got cleaned up by one yesterday trying too hard to overtake me on a country road.

>out calmly driving my 33, just had new tires and an allingment done, seeing how the new tires feel
>I can hear a dirty v8 coming up through the valley behind me
>here we go.
>in my rear view mirror I see a clapped out vr ss coming around the corner with the back end starting to slide out, looks like he barely catches it.
>can't overtake me because there's 2 cars on the other side if the road, has to slow down behind me
>as soon as they're clear, hear the trans drop back, serves out into the other lane
>he's swerved so violently he's lost traction in the back, again barely keeps the back end under control coming past me
>once the car is back under control he starts to speed off again, decide to see what he'll do if I keep up with him
>drop back a gear and stick right to his ass, we're doing about 120kph at this point through a fairly tight road
>tight corner coming up, I've dropped off to brake, but he's still charging into this corner.
>at the last second slams on the brakes, wheels lock, takes just enough speed off to get around the corner, then slams on the gas again

I decided to leave him alone from there, didn't want to be the reason he slammed into a tree

tail is boring anyway, the speed limit is painfully slow, half the cars on it go under that again, motorcycles who can't into lanes, and the occasional truck that somehow finds it's way on it.. biggest disappointment of my life driving two days down there last year to see it (not -just- for that, but I did go out of my way a bit to drive it)

>be me again
>about a year later, same road different lights, about the same time (10pm)
>pull up in my EL Fairmont with mates in car
>Subaru legacy hatch pulls up next to us
>two young guys in car, girls in the back
>has window down about halfway, our windows are down
>just had my car straighpiped that week, loud as fuck
>girls in his car start laughing, he looks over and revs his car
>I rev back a little
>says he wants to race, and that he knows how fast my car is and that he'll smoke me
>probably true, my car is pigfat 250HP, it's dark so couldn't see what kind of legacy he was in clearly
>lights go green, we floor it
>his car is revving it's tits off going nowhere
>my car flies past his
>surprise.jpg
>slow down a bit and he flies past me, him and girls cheering out the window
>pull up behind him at next lights (didn't want to race again, fixed speedcamera in area and notorious hiding spot for police)
>he revs his car
>I go full WOT
>see girls spin round in back seats, jaws dropped
>Feelsgoodman.png

Pic related, bad photo of my fairmont

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Posting in a cringe thread.

>on leave from army guy land
>me and my friend driving to the beach late at night
> get passed by what look like a late 90s Mazda 2
> Motherfucker was turbod out sounded like a shotgun when he changed gears
> he pulls up beside me and starts revving
>being late at night the roads are empty to I reply
>both increasing up to 100mph side by side for about 2 miles, he takes off to about 130
> I catch up and pass at about 140 going around a very slight left curve
> after the turn I slow down because of upcoming traffic circle
> he flies by me and keeps going
> see Vic pull out the old berry cherry delight behind me but in mazdas lane
> he gets pulled over and I 360 walk the other way back home
Me and my buddy were tripping pretty hard from the adrenaline

>Dad knows I like going to the local car shows/meets
>At work yesterday
>Get call from Dad
>He's laughing maniacally saying he just saw a 370Z Blast an Evo X from a dig
>Says that the 370Z turns off the main road, and the Evo changed lanes to chase after him
>The Evo goes for the suicide pass and the Z shuts him down
>Says the Z sounded very, very, very, far from stock

>250hp
Is that according to the Falcunt estimation dyno?

Justing light touge during the day because I am bored. Waiting behind some slow ass woman driving a beamer, flash lights and try to get her to let me pass. Get bored so I pull a u-turn.
Pulled over to the side of the road because I got a text from friend. See a car fly past, start chasing it, even though I know my car is a shitbox with sketchy korean tires. He starts speeding up as I follow him through the twisties. We pass a couple cars and a truck. I stay pretty close to him, getting closer as it is hairpin after hairpin.There is a large straight away coming up, downshift and gun it,redlining the shit out of my car tires screeching as I upshift, start braking for turn, let off of the brakes as I enter the turn and tires start screeching hard,literally on the verge of understeering. Feel sketched out as I was literally pushing the limits of my tires, and slow down.
All of this while listening to some dank eurobeat

Driving newly restored camaro
On the twisties with my dad
I am lightly tougeing in it, so that my dad never knows how stupid I drive.
Dad takes over
Starts hauling it, spinning the tires as we launch
Intertia drifts around the hairpins because my ebrake is literally shit
Lift off oversteers around an offcamber corner and almost loses it
Close to shitting my pants right now
Well son that was fun
wat.jpg

>tfw live in south florida, no touge
>tfw not even in fun part of south florida, only old people
>tfw so many 6 figure pricetag cars driven by people that will never race me on the street

At least I saw a 355 berlinetta and a mk4 Supra today.

>Be me
>Spend time in a local gas station on graveyard
>Pizza boy comes in regularly, drives a 95 D21
>I drive a 94
>One day, we're out in the parking lot bullshitting
>He needs some help with his truck, offer advice
>Rev engines, mine is loud as fuck
>letsrace.gif
>End up going full dagumi twice in a D21 with just headers

>take sooper fun twisty road on the way home from work every night
>hoon the fuck out of it
>only decent challenger is my brother
>stomp him every time
Fuq

Have you ever waited for a challenger to arrive?

Occasionally. It's a bit of a bumpy road though so none of the usual ricer fare wants to go dagumi fast, just normal fast.

>smoking pot at a mates house 2km down the road from mine
>My other mate comes down with his girlfriend and hangs too
>Have a good time
>All heading off to our cars to head home
>See mates girlfriends car for the first time
>1st gen Subaru impreza with a massive fart can, dressed up with WRX wing
>Get in my car, a black GTS 6spd 2001 celica
>turn on my car
>economical 1.8l 2zz putters into life
>Mate turns on his girlfriend's impreza
>EJ25 comes belching out of 4 inch can
>I roll down my window
"Is that thing actually boosted or is that all from the fart can"
>His girlfriend gives me the fucking dirtiest look in the world before saying
"This thing would thrash your piece of shit anyday!"
>No one talks shit about my car-fu
>roll smoke, warm motor and then signal for them to follow
>park up outside m8s place, line up on a long ass drag strip of a country road
toot toot toot
>He launches the subie for all it can launch
>tires screaming
>I granny shift and put the foot down
>Subie pulls ahead almost a car length
>2zz goes from jekyll to mr hyde @6200RPM
>haha surprise bitch
>little 1.8l starts screaming its guts out in lift
>Pull cleanly ahead, get a hundred meters on him or so before slowing down
>They pull up next to us, windows roll down
>m8s girlfriend is punching the fuck out of him screaming "WHY DID YOU LOSE?"
>She looks straight at me and says "if I was driving, you wouldn't have won"
>ok
>they drive off very quickly and I don't hear from my mate until he breaks up with his girlfriend a few months later
>apparently she was fucking pissed because she thought her ej25 subie was the fastest n/a car on the road and was genuinely embarassed by the loss

The best wins are the ones where there's shit talking beforehand.

He means that the slow as fuck 4wd was in front of him