/utg/ - Undertale General

I thought it might be weird on mobile or something, it shouldn't make a difference in quality

If the image quality is preserved, all is good.

aww, what a cute human
How can I say no?

As long as I get to take the Undertales to Nukaworld, we're Kosher.

>wearing socks

no

thanks for the sin

>Sin
well if you insist

loving gotes

Nyeth for Papyrus!

Just ate spaghetti and wearing skel kigurumi right now. What are you guys up to?
1st october is tomorrow, who's ready to get spooky?

correct

I want to see what the blowjobs are like

nice

i dont like spooky stuff

boo

I AM.

i want a skeleton kigu
or a skeleton shirt or some cute socks

This image made me exhale through my nose pretty hard

JESUS

Sounds like a plan to me
>what are you guys up to
I'm playing yugioh with my white supremacist deck
>who's ready to get spooky?
I'm really hyped for october desu, literally the best time of the year

would you fuck, hug or comfort
>frisk if they were a female human of legal age, but her body had numerous broken bones, ruptured organs, cuts, burns and areas that are so damaged that you can see the bones under them, but she still keep going because of her determination
>chara if they were a female human of legal age, but looked like a rotting corpse with missing eyes, mouth stuck in a wide unnatural smile and something leaking out of their eyes and mouth, all with a fitting smell
>flowey if he had a somewhat humanoid body, but he was a buttercup with all of its properties, making any skin contact painful or even dangerous
>toriel and asgore if they were nice people, but they looked like their underworld au counterparts and messing something up enraged them
>skeleton brothers if they were willing to fuck if asked, but they were literally skeletons with nothing but bones and some rotten flesh stuck in some places and their movements looked like a puppet's
>undyne if she had parts required for fucking, but she was a monstrous humanoid fish that looked a bit too much like a deep one to be comfortable and had a nasty habbit of tearing off people's flesh when they get too close
>alphys...alphys
>mettaton if he was a crude amalgamation of machinery and organic parts that looks like a very bad example of uncanny valley
>asriel if he was in similar state as asgore and toriel mentioned above with millions of eyes and tongues
>gaster if he existed properly, but while his face and overall outline remained same as mysteryman's, everything inside that outline was a constantly shifting mass of flesh, eyes, bones, arms, etc. that try to tear apart and absorb anything near them

hey, I already answered this

see

I'm so weak for skelly stuff lately i bought little skeletton hand hairclips i use to hold my updo at work. I always get compliments on it. Considering buying a "bad to the bone" shirt
Someone please stop me

And so did i. I wonder how many anons regularly visit utg.

gaster

Again?
>Frisk
Comfort because hugging seems like a bad idea
>Chara
That's canon though, but I guess I would comfort
>Flowey
I'd comfort but no touching
>Asgore
>implying fucking this wouldn't either be amazing or amazingly painful
i'd take the risk
>Toriel
I guess I would comfort
>Sans
comfort
>Papyrus
hug
>Asriel
hug
>Gaster
I'd hug if it wasn't for the whole ripping me apart thing

im here every day cuz im a big ole loser

i meant all 3 but mostly fucking

Oh I forgot
>Alphys
Hug
>Undyne
comfort but only because I don't want my flesh ripped off
>Mettaton
comfort

someone got an imgur gallery for explicit fish / lizard lewds? Doesn't have to be lesbian shipping.

Uh....I'm just going to comfort everyone. I don't want to risk physically touching any of these.

repost, but at least i've got a new gaster image..?...and it's not the timeloop post.

the more i think about it the more i want these things now. stop pulling me down into your madness.
now im googling skull tights

>femanons
gross

Gaster.

>ACT
>Asriel
>Flirt

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

Comfort them all, from safe distance, namely the other side of a computer screen.

HNNNNGH!

>boyanons
eww

incredible

...

Men are pure and cute.

at least we dont have cooties

Well, the only way to overcome squeamishness is by engaging it head on.

My point is, you two need to kiss. Now.

this desu

YES

i wanna do that

n-no

this
most of them are autistic and fat, except for me

Please don't be angry with me!
I just want a cute boy for myself

O-oh

Why do skelefags even bother denying that they're all female?

THE SPIDER A CUTE! CUTE!!!
Did I do it?

He did it, guys!
He did it!

>strollin round the underground
>see this
what do

now put all of this into an au where that bitch alphys remembers how things were before and tries to survive, but gets hugged by flowey, bitten by undyne, beaten up by skeletons and mettaton, burned by toriel, impaled by asgore and torn apart by gaster, all while asriel watches. then, just before she dies, frisk tries to comfort her, but quickly gets shoved aside by chara who vomits on her, leaving her burried under rotten organs and drowned by bile. later her dead body is absorbed by gaster and time is reset to repeat this process until she confesses for her crimes.
fuck that bitch alphys.

i know, its pointless

Be deadly terrified, just as Aaron and Woshua are, probably shoot it on site.

You forgot to share more of the pure spider, luckily I can fix that

There is nothing wrong with it, is there?

every day for nearly a year

help

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You're a tall grill with clown feet?

what the actual fuck

There is

ugh, is it time to talk about that retard again?

Perfect! You have proven you are capable of loving the spider. However, there is still a long way to go. The toughest challenges are yet to come. Succeed, and you shall be awarded your medal that may or may not arrive in the mail.
Nicely done.

STOP TALKING ABOUT MY FEET >////

Locking the baby spider in a small box despite her fear of the dark and enclosed spaces!
The baby spider not being found until six hours later, terrified, barely being able to breathe, in a pool of her own filth!

speaking of this

post alphys abuse/murder texts

Hooray!
Oh darn! So close!
Oh yes! I am ready and willing to go that distance! I will overcome the challenges!

A spider for the spiderposters!

what the fuck

whats wrong user? :3

requesting this image but full

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It's too late, let the skelly life come to you.
I had these tights before when I wore pastel goth/creepy cute style they're pretty nice.

Not exclusively. I don't see how it's a problem anyway? Most Asrielfags are boys but I don't have a problem with that so I don't really see why so many people here get their panties in a bunch about skellyfags being female?
And come on, they're so lovable, I wanna hug them.

I approve of this. Now kiss.

Sneak away from the scene.
Leave an anonymous tip with the royal family that they have to get their son's fetishes under control before Mettaton catches wind of it and causes a huge media scandal

STOPPIT BOY GODDAMN

VERY FAST

WOSH U!

>tfw that spider is for fug
I need to wosh my soul

i dont know what im doing wrong! ;((

How fast?

this thread must be cleansed

Everything must be woshed forever

The general comes first.

The bully coming down to earth from their daydream!
The bully realizing spiders actually love dark and enclosed spaces!
The spider being found singing and enjoying herself while waiting for someone to get her out of the box!
There will be three challenges, one per day. Your challenge for today is to write an essay about what you love the most about the spider. You have 5 seconds.
Thank you kindly.

Good luck. You're gonna need it.

Just a protip: you need something a lot stronger than water and soap. I recommend industrial grade hydrochloric acid.