/dsg/ Demon's/Dark Souls General

>prioritizing playing a video game online over taking care of your dog
Boy, I hope for your sake that your dog isn't the kind that'll shit on your carpet or tear up your furniture if it doesn't have its outdoors time.

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Bring him next time, doggu loev FC

But user I said I did walk him when he wanted to go, I'm just sad it ended when I got back.

I'm level 29 and I'm just running a generic knight build.

i want to hold hands and cuddle with gwyndolin

faggot

Too bad he got raped by a big fat black pig.

Doujins when?

>tfw invading for shackles in order to get warmth

Covenants were a mistake

Man I sure miss that DaS walk

That walk a shit.

Here's some walks.

damn son I could watch this all day

I don't get what the headpiece is supposed to be

Those aren't nice walks senpai, those are nice weapons

>that legless mod
I remember that thread when it was released

I haven't played DaS1 this much in a while

Is there a way to give gestures to myself with CE?
Like the fucking dumbass I am, I managed to forget to go to Rosaria before killing the Abyss Watchers and now I can't summon Heysel to get Proper Bow.

So, if I want Djura to be friendly with me I have to kill the Blood-Starved Beast, get kidnapped by a Snatcher, kill the Darkpaarl Beast, and then Djura will be friendly to me? How do I sneak across Old Yharnam without killing any beast because I want to be friends with an old man?

I want to sit on the cliffside at Majula while watching the waves wash in from the sunset with Emerald Herald while resting my hand on her thigh.

Those fucking legs, man.

>user in /dsg/ said low lvl twinking is fun and everything is possible
>everyone and their mothers use Astora SS/Darkdildo and bandit dagger
>everyone have 1000+hp
>my raw shit spear hit for 89 damage
>people throw duel charms against resin
You lied to me. It's not fun at all. Low lvl damage shittery for everything except buffed SS and club.

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Who wants to help me with King Garden and Oceiros?
no jews or crusaders allowed

>getting hit by duel charms
>facing hosts who have duel charms, a midgame item, in undead settlement
what?

IIRC you just need to load in and get to him without him seeing you. I think you can do that from the Blood starved beast's lantern.

>facing hosts who have duel charms, a midgame item, in undead settlement
Welcome to reality.

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None of my low level characters have that place unlocked yet.

Well if you want I can co op with you. I just want to have glorious cooperation with /dsg/

Sure booting up my Nintendo 64

But I can't get to the Blood-Starved Beast's lantern without being poofed in after killing an electric cat, or streaking across an abandoned burned city filled with rabid dogs guarded by an old man with a chaingun and might need some prunes? Right?

Post your edgiest screenshot

C-c-can I come too? I have a low level who's finished the game (with +4 weapons), SL30

Is it a mage or knight?

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Knight, Greataxe and Shortsword brah

kek

Doesn't look too edgy to me. You can get edgier than that, user.

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How do I become edgier

Does anyone here even Own an Xbox, much less play das3 on it?
Also, full hollowed standard character model mournes with ragged mask Looks nice

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I own a 360 still if that counts.

amazing as all fuck

I own every system including vita and xbone.

Xbone Elite, mind you. I've played literally .0005 hours on it. The console pisses me the fuck off.

You guys want a sorcerer or cleric as the third?

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Whatever you feel like friend

Ora ora!

You should cosplay King Crimson with your shitty internet

Why did they change the underwear to this shitty white-grey linen. I miss DS1 brown cavewoman bra

It's a sign of the times, technology evolves in Souls and so does etiquette

I want to fuck his tight boihole and watch as his nice ass jiggles with each thrust, and blow my hot load deep into is Boipussy

Where am I putting my sign mate, just after abyss watchers?

>Underwear is a part of the character model
>Not just something that appears when you're wearing no other clothes
>Shitty off-white linen is visible through some clothes/armours
How could they fuck up this badly

Yes

Demon's Souls reference.

>demon's souls gets chain of the wedge
>everyone else gets Dark Holes and Mausoleum
>mindbreak gwyndolin doujin never
>ever
>in this realm

Works fine on the master set, which armor are you talking of?

It's there mate, pass dsg?

I'm walking around, not seeing it. And yeah

cross region on? I'm from Ge'day matey

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>not 6 000 000

I've got it on, I'm a burger

Wait

I'm fucking retarded

I don't have any low levels on sonybox4, sorry friendo

Can some one post /bbg/ meme "i fuck bows"?

stop impersonating me thx

Okay bear with me user because this is going to sound retarded, but either From have changed it or I was experiencing a glitch at some point. I remember I definitely used to be able to see my character's undies even while wearing stuff like master's set, loin cloth and grave warden skirt, but not anymore.

Weird.

t-thanks

You're game is haunted

>Smelter Demon Armor gives you full underboob and only half-covers your tits
>Imperious Armor has a literal cleavage window
>Black Witch Dress is completely open-back
>Singer's Dress has almost complete down-blouse
DaS2 had some pure grade A slutwear, even for heavy armor.

poise

Why does Dark Souls 3 go backwards with equip load? I mean adaptability was complete bullshit but making it so you get full invincibility frames until 70% just means nearly everyone can run around in huge armor that doesn't seem to burden them at all. The "reward" of being under 30 is shit too.

the reward is the inability to be rollcaught. That's pretty huge.

I broke the Twin Princes and now Lothric wont stop moaning about coming for his brother. What do?

sub-30 roll is very good
after using it for a while going back to 70 felt slow as fuck

Those were the few things B team did right

>moaning about cumming for his brother

L-lewd

Why are the catacombs so unfun?

Is there any difference between 50% and 25% in ds3?

They're fucking great for invading in.

backstabs from seven miles away.

Combination of being really linear and the enemies respawning

I've come to find that out

only 69.99 and 29.99 I think

Beautiful

That's what you get for trying to bully my High Lord, you dirty tomb raider.

how goes the fight?

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eradicated on pc

shame, i was looking forward to more OC

I want to make an Undead Carthus Master. A more fleshy, zombie version.

I want to use everything Carthus. I want to be dual shotel man, I want to be greatsword man, I want to be shield and curvesword man, and I want to use their pyro which the skeletons dont.

Is this good?