Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?
>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note is perfection
>Starts at only $50k
By far the best performance value in automotive history, ever.
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Really makes you think
What did you mean by that
>fake lap times
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
he meant the corvette is a piece of shit
typically GTR fanboy posting fake lap times
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>gm fangirls posting fake lap times as usual
>GM cucks are LITERALLY this delusional
fucking kek
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Will GM cucks compare the rumored c8 Zora garbage car with the GTR aswell?
I mean, does it really take more than 10 years for GM to catch up?
Friendly remind the C7 is going to go down as the worst selling corvette generation in history. You don't see them on the road because no one likes them. The body style is fucking ugly.
Ecoboost can't melt GM memes
The corvette already melts itself. Why would ford have to do anything?
I do tho. But fuck my Canadian currency I'd need to pay almost double
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Hahahahaha! I don't even care about the gtr vs corvette meme, but that was actually pretty funny.
Seriously tho. Who buys these cars? I mean, even if you could afford them, it's not a good financial decision. I'd rather have my sub-$30k cars and put the rest towards mortgage, aggressive debt payments, vacations, modifications, etc.
Maybe when the used car market lowers their prices closer to $30k, it won't be so bad, but damn, think of the maintenance and insurance!
Bench-racers who only look at track times.
The Corvette outsells the GT-R by 30-to-1. The 911 outsells the GT-R by 9-to-1. If the GT-R is so great, why do so few people buy it IRL? Because there's more to a car than track times.
These are over 100k and near to the price of the Nismo GTR on the first world
Because I drive a Miata
I have a vette but boy do I miss my miata for everyday driving
You could have at least edited the marker colors too
1, the GT-R is relatively new in North America. It hasn't been around to make a name for itself like the Corvette and 911.
2, old people.
3, price.
That said, I'm not a big fan of the GT-R. Yeah it's fast and it's amazing in that regard, but whoop de doo.
Fuck off with logic you double nigger
BTFO! BTFO!!!
>mfw I create this thread yesterday
>leave immediately
>head over to reddit, browse memes
>get bored
>play DOOM Ultimate™ for 26 mins
>ultra violence no cheats ftw
>neflix/chill with qtgf, bed
>new day check carchan
>anons posted special moments
>thread sprayed in high velocity impact droplets, gtrfangirl ass blood everywhere
>house window is open
>hear heavy acceleration off in the distance
>probably another z06 btfoing a gtr for half price
>yep that what it was
>100% sure
>Lol
>select all the billboards
literally cannot make this shit up
>Because there's more to a car than track times.
you are 100% correct user, a manual transmission comes into mind
>mfw I create this thread yesterday
>leave immediately
is this what all shitposters do?
10/10 femanon here
posting irrefutable facts to provoke relevant discussion while encouraging lesser brands to make affordable sports cars that can compete with the corvette (none exist yet rip viper) isn't shitposting, and to be honest, op seems quite intelligent and handsome. its obvious he has at least a 8" dick
That's what I do when I shitpost. It's always weird to come back days later and the thread is still up and full of people.
>>leave immediately
lel, literally ragequitted
>overheats after a lap
haha oh wow
I'm working on it. 4k more to go.
>taking the b8
gg no re 10/10 - IGN "it's okay..."
t. assmad gm fangirl
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>literally so autismal he has to ragequit from every thread he makes otherwise he will have to get hospitalized again due to an autism attack
>"it was a prank bro"
kek nice damage control
I love corvettes but to claim they look as good as an Aston is misleading.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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>egg and spoon races
>gm has NEVER beaten ford at lemans
>muh egg and spoon
The Ford GT was damaged and wasn't making sufficient power. That's why it was passed.
Not sold in Australia. For the same amount of money I could build a fully sick skid chariot out of a Monaro with some bogan rice, a straight six Atlas swap and turbo.
So Ford quality is on par with GM trash? Should stop paying spicks and spooks to build these things my burger-eating compadre.
>excuses
ford came in 0th place last year and the year before.
/thread
They were hit by another car.
That's part of racing
>egg and spoon races
Chevy has never won lemans or beaten ford at lemans.
>replying to shitposts
>put out of commission after a single blow
If you cunts gave up like that back with Pearl Harbor we would all be speaking Krautaneese and swimming in refugees.
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Kek
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>egg and spoon
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guys i just heard brazil is the epicenter of zika so be careful out there btw nice car op
> hear heavy acceleration off in the distance
Was probably a z06 trying to accelerate from 20mph to 30mph in a massive 13 seconds while the gtr does it in 2 seconds
>when the doctor talks to everyone in this thread (yes the gm fags too, you just don't know when to stop giving cuckphonse ammo)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
GM BTFOOOOOOOOO
Kek kek ekkekekekekekekekkekek
>mommy my egg and spoon!!!!
Assmad gm fangirl spotted
GM BTFOOOOOOOOOO
WILL they
Ever recover???
Protip: they won't
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