/utg/ - Undertale General

Marrying this goat!
Living a happy life with him!

I want Gaston to fight Asgore

It's by _pure_cotton.

No one can blow his own face off like Gaston.

/r/equesting Gaston in the Underground, or, at the very least, Asgore fighting Gaston.

Huh, the styles looked really similar to me for some reason.

>Alphys grabbing Asriel and stuffing him in her mouth
>Alphys feeling him struggle as her tongue forces him down her throat and she swallows
>Alphys feeling Asriel being crushed to a pulp and killed inside her by powerful muscular contractions as she reflexively orgasms as a swallowing aid

TONIGHT WE DANCE AROUND THE FLAME
THEN WE GET TO PLAY THE SPIRIT GAME

>being crushed before digestion

pointless

*Pumpkin blocks the way

[ FIGHT ] [ ACT ] [ ITEM ] [ MERCY ]

[ACT] *Draw cute stuff

[ACT] *Cherish

I want more vore with Asriel as prey.

Hopefully not with Alphys though, she's a shit pred.

it's so she can quickly stuff the next victim in

>[ ACT ] Bully

[FIGHT]

>crushing him
>not feeling him squirming and struggling for his life inside her stomach as he runs out of air and is slowly melted away
bad

[ACT] *request burgerpants smoking art and remind pumpkin she is really nice

*Pumpkin tells you she loves the drawing!
*Pumpkin takes one of your art requests.
*Pumpkin is too stoic to notice
1 damage
*Pumpkin takes your request!

>1 damage
And then she gets angry that you hit her and she floats into the air and gives user the old bad time flaming eye and beats him to near death with a gourd

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aw dats cute

just like __me

This

Asriel is a delicious goat snack made for consuming, but he is best served whole, alive and squirming.

>You face down Toriel, as she begins to turn to dust.
>You're heartbroken - you didn't want to fight her!
>You didn't want to hurt her!
>You wanted to prove you were tough enough to get home, but, but, you didn't want this!
>You wanted her to live, to spare her, but her name wasn't yellow!
>No!
>You reach forward, grabbing her softly crumbling body.
>Hot tears run down your cheeks onto her dust.
>You are DETERMINED.
>DETERMINED to not...
>(Your tears mix with her dust)
>let..
>(Her body becomes lighter, the smell of ash in your nostrils)
>her...
>(The slurry splatters across your chest as her form collapses)
>DIE!
>(Your arms hug through the space her body was, hugging yourself as you feel SOMETHING pass INTO you)
>...

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>sans approaches the kid from behind.
>He's grinning.
>Perfect set up for a prank.
"D O N ' T Y O U K N O W H O W T O G R E E T A N E W F R I E N D ?"
>He sneaks up behind the child, whoopie cushion in hand, internally giggling at the kids reaction.
>...but something's off.
>The kid has...white fur?
>Long ears?
>They turn around, regarding sans with a matronly look.
>"Don't you know not to approach children from behind?" they say, a voice semi-recognisable, "It is not very polite."
>That voice...!
>No...
>"kn-knock, knock," says sans, sweat gathering at his forehead.
>The kid instantly brightens.
>Oh no, no, no, no
>"Who is there?" SHE replies, entranced.
>Oh god above kid, what did you DO!?

alphys is a good pred though
a sexual pred

Reminder that Asriel died like a little bitch and caused a lot of shit by doing that while Flowey broke the barrier.

asriel is flowey
flowey is asriel

>sans caring about anything.
I want this meme to die.

he cares about the kiddo

It's more like "what the fuck did you do kiddo" than "why did god forsaken me waaah" in that post.

Don't give it attention.

but the real question is
is undyne a finger

Not exactly. It's more like with Big Boss and Venom Snake in MGS except Big Boss in this case is dead.

are we in a tineloop

guys i'm scared

>Caring about solid snake the game

>solid snake
what

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fish finger!!!

Remember that one part of the game where Alphys and Undyne furiously fuck each other, but then it gets so hot that Alphys literally gets set on fire, but Undyne doesn't stop until she is turned into dust and the house is burned down?

yes, i do remember that part.

What if
>Chara was a demon possessing children that run away, but then it fucked up with last child, fell into the underground and over time got attached to monsters for some reasons
>Flowey was delusional and Asriel never existed
>Frisk always refused to die like in Asriel's fight, but didn't get healed from it
>Toriel killed and baked humans that wanted to go through the door to make sure that their souls will never reach Asgore
>Sans truly gave up on everything
>Papyrus used traps from the surface, but didn't know that they could kill people
>Undyne was Nemesis
>Asgore was seeking the Triforce from human history books Alphys gave him instead of human souls

Isn't the game series called solid snake?

au where undertale is actually named "frisk" when

No. Solid Snake is that big thing you fight at the end of every game. Metal Gear is the name of the franchise and the main character as well.

yes, it was a great way to show off sans's intelligence and sense of justice, setting everything up so the lizard bitch would suffer an appropriately karmic death at the hands of the fish she experimented on and brainwashed using the determination research she stole from gaster and sans

Ohh.

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Goodnight /utg/, I love you!

>male frisk
haha user you seem to be mistaken as that is a little girl in a dress

au where everyone is actually frisk when

I don't know about Alphys, but I definitely combusted.

>red blush on skeletons
FUCKING FINALLY. I'm so tired of blue and orange blush.

AU WHERE UNDERTALE IS ACTUALLY AN ANIME WHEN

au where everyone becomes frisk as a side effect of asriel fight when

Have you been on pixiv or twitter lately? It's been an anime for months.

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>ywn have your head stuck between lizard tiddy
why alive

it's a little girl (male)

Now.

Omae wa mou ANIME.

i love furaui he is so cool when he uses his furenduri petaros special attack UGH I WANT FURAUI TO BE MY HAZUBANDO

user dont fuck with me

what about lizard thighs

AU where everyone becomes Chara because of Asriel and now humanity has to fight an army of demonic children and a god of hyperdeath when?

Howdy, /utg/!

Repostan fresh update one more time. Been a while since I managed to work on this, but I enjoy Flowey far too much to have left it alone. Work's a little better, too, so hopefully I'll have enough time to write more. Underfell is next on the list of 'things to continue' and I've got a number of shorts I never got around to.

“Flowey, Do You Remember Love?"
>With Undyne and Alphys' wedding on the horizon, Flowey realizes something he had been completely ignorant about: Frisk is in love with him. This is totally a fact. Armed with this knowledge, Flowey embarks on a personal journey to become the best boyfriend material Frisk could ever ask for. Now if he could only stop being a gigantic jerk all the time.
Ao3 link: archiveofourown.org/works/6969736
#1 - pastebin.com/GcsZZpy4
#2 - pastebin.com/J6YhFc5J
#3 - pastebin.com/Quqct7NL
#4 - pastebin.com/d9zLJ3pq [NEW!]

I hope everyone's doing well! Take care, /utg/!

but little girls (male) are made to be fucked with

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little boys shouldnt dress up like girls, it just aint right dammit

>kiddo

Take care Milka.

>frick

nothing personal

Hi I help run the thing. I can inform you that if nobody steps up to manage but there's interest in playing again, the general doesn't actually NEED a manager. There've been teams that have run on autopilot before. You just need the following:
>a person with a wiki account to sign the team up
>proof of interest in competing linked in the sign up (this is just a link to a post in a thread that has a bunch of "yeah let's play" replies)
>an export of the team made in PES that is legal OR a pastebin written by a person or people from the general containing tactics/formations/players/cards/etc., people in charge of the tournament can make it
>also tactical instructions in the pastebin, like subbing out players at specific times or changes in tactics or such things

However I will note that having a manager is preferable since the ability to change tactics and live-manage is a big advantage compared to having things locked in no matter how they go.

...hello?

Now that everyone is dead I can post Flowey in peace.

Kissu the drunken fishu.

How did you avoid my... I mean... I'm so glad that someone else is still here!

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I guess it's fish and flower hours!

Why are we so deeeeeeead?
I'm not even on my computer to post sexy fish.

>little boys shouldnt dress up like girls
you're right, they should be forcibly dressed up as girls

Goat

Adolescents

When you get on your computer, hop on over to the Undyne thread. We just got a load of extremely rare sexy fish.

That's fine with me!

Been unable to get on Veeky Forums in general for about 2 weeks now due to travel. Anything interesting happen that's worth searching the archive for?

I always find it worthwhile to skim old threads for pics of my favorite.